>be me, average looking but tall autist with few friends>overhear cute girl with dyed hair i was into from my class mention she's "really into" movies to someone else>track her down later, actually start a conversation>convo gets to movies, i ask her what her favorites are>she asks me what mine are>tell her its pic related>says she's never seen it>tell her i relate to the main character possibly the most out of any in fiction>she tells me she'll check it out, all smiling, enthusiastic and shit>week passes >hasn't talked to me sincedid i mess up?
>>218621453>really into movies>hasn't seen fucking taxi driver in [current year]Probably a performative retard. Move on.
>chatgpt write me a 4chan post for this film
>>218621453>did i mess up?This implies that she actually sat through the film and didn't start doomscrolling tiktok midway through it
>>218621453Take notes zoomers, he is wearing jeans that actually fit
>>218621453You should have taken her to a porno theater
>>218621668i understood that reference
>>218621453send her more flowers and voice mails and maybe she'll get with you
>>218624654That's like the worst thing you can. What the hell are you talking about?
>>218621453>track her downpsycho stalker serial killer
>>218624767as in find her after class
>>218621453She wants you to break into her house naked and beat her up
>>218621453When girls say they're "into movies," they mean shit like Princess Bride, Pretty Woman, Miss Congeniality, shit like that. They do not mean fucking Taxi Driver. You know why you relate to Travis Bickle? Because you're autistic as fuck and you can't relate to fucking retards, which most people and 99.8% of women fucking are. You need to figure out a few movies you can name that won't make stupid people think you're a fucking serial killer, okay? Honestly, let me give you some even better advice, never talk to women when you're sober. The drunker you are, the closer you are to their fucking wavelength, okay? Serious advice. You need to make yourself retarded first so you can put yourself on their level and not frighten them off. You need to be dating a girl for like a fucking year before you bring up Taxi Driver or shit like that. You need to understand that women are fucking retarded and it has literally nothing to do with their intelligence because some women are really, really smart, and some women are dumb as shit, and they're all equally fucking retarded. Get yourself as drunk and high as fucking possible, to the point that you don't even remember shit the next day, and then realize that that's about how much brainpower most people have when they're at their best.
>>218625048thanks grok you stupid sickly faggot
>>218621453>random guy approaches you>hey i really really like this movie about a guy having a mental breakdown and going on a shooting spreeshouldve told her you liked fallen angels or something bozo
>>218625096Yeah, that's how Grok fucking sounds, Jew-lover.
>>218625288racist asshole
>>218625360Jews aren't a race, they're vehicles for demons to enter into and effect the material world.
>>218621453a taxi driver > taxi driver
