>>218624039
>Stats masturbating

>>218624039
use the Corbomite maneuver

>>218624066
like three times today

>>218624039
>just before I bought this gun
>*aims it at his balls under the table*

>>218624119
Not bad, keep an eye out for regression to the mean

the woman is the worst villain in this scene

>>218624039
Someone threatens to kick your ass and the only thing you’re worried about is getting mad? Grow some balls GET ANGRRRRRY

>>218624039
>How about this you cocky little faggot, you and your boys do your best to kick my ass, and I try my best to pop your eyeballs in your sockets and blind you for life. Then when you're walking around with your seeing eye dog I'll stomp you AND your little dog, too.

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>>218624039
The funniest part about this was the guy was like 5'3" boy was running on pure bluff

>>218624039
>when was the last time you got your dick sucked by a man?

>>218624039
>>218624379
I'd do what Louie did, I'd follow him home on a 1 hour long train ride and instead of jumping him or anything I'd tattle to his parents, who are white trash bullies themselves and feel bad for him with the nonsense hollywood rationalization that all bullies come from broken homes or a place of insecurity and sadness like a slave morality having faggot bald cuck. Naturally. Who wouldn't?

If Louis wasn't a massive faggot pussy he would have, after following him and getting him alone, beat the kid into a coma with a heavy object in some alleyway and left him there to either die or be permanently retarded after.

>>218624039
>When was the last time someone whose ass you were kicking went for your face and throat with their teeth and disfigured you for life?

Louie clearly has a humiliation fetish, so what happened was actually the best possible outcome for him.

>>218624490
That's pretty harsh to kill or retardate someone over some threats. You incels are all angry talk anyway.

>>218624242
This is true. If she allied with him they could have thrown the kid in juvie for aleast 2 years if he swang. It just shows their incompatibility.

>>218624661
>That's pretty harsh to kill or retardate someone over some threats
>threatens you with violence
>makes you feel helpless
>humiliates and cucks you
>drives a wedge in relationship with other person
>leaves lasting psychological trauma
>doesn't even do it in a "fair" way, the implication being that even if you try to fight back his friends will jump you
nah bashing him in the back of the head and leaving him so when he wakes up in 2 months he has to learn to drive a wheelchair by blowing into a straw is 100% justified
if you disagree you're a retarded faggot nigger who probably got up to similar subhuman a-moral behavior as a teen and selfishly cope and make excuses for your literally less than human behavior that you were never adequately punished for

This scene genuinely fucked me up inside. I couldn't sleep after. I had to start seriously confronting my physical fighting ability and realize I might get cucked out of a girl one day because of it. Fucking sucks. I carry a knife now. I workout but it's hard to get enough protein in my body. I think a woman would still get the ick if you won a fight with a knife or gun. And if you try to deescalate as you're legally obligated in many places, you'll give her the ick too.

>>218624039
The winning move here as an out of shape middle aged man is to keep your mouth shut, leave after the teenagers start getting rowdy, or call management privately after excusing yourself so your date doesn't know. You can't tank 5 teens attacking you, you're not 20 anymore.

>>218624930
I don't know if you watched the episode in full, but Louis and his date could have easily just left the shop. Which is what most people do. Louis was the one who escalated it by talking to the loud obnoxious douches.

>>218625015
Leaving will also give her the ick.

>>218624039
I'm usually so completely racist literally all the time that no one dares fight me because then they'd look uncool for fighting the most giga racist in town.

>>218624490
Kek based
>>218624661
Harsh words =/= literal threats. If you threaten another man with bodily harm when you're literally right in his face and pose a physical threat to him, you deserve what you get.

>>218624930
Assuming you aren't larping... why don't you just go to a martial arts gym and learn to fight?

>>218624039
I would jump over the counter and grab coffee pot and toss the boiling coffee into that one guy's face and act like it was a lucky accident

>>218624039
>if you touch me im gonna grab your dick

>>218624930
It's better to deescalate and live than to fight and die. Street fights go wrong all the time. Even guys that are winning can slip and snap their neck.

>>218626201
It's better to be strong and capable of fighting but avoid fights than it is to avoid them because you're inept or weak and know you'd lose.

>>218624039
>i don't remember. do you mind reminding me?
>heh get? "mind" re"minding" me heh
>i'm somewhat of a comedia you know here is my card

>>218624039
>when was the last time you got your lips kissed?
>*kissing sounds*

>>218624661
Have sex.

>>218627521
See >>218627373

>*stand up silently*
>*rip off shirt*
>*let out a 60 decibel scream*
Would it work?

>>218627551
You can't call others incels before you've lost your virginity, sorry I had to be the one to tell you.

>>218627521
>incels
Kys troon

>>218624039
Why would I try not to sound mad? I would most likely get pretty mad and make sure the kid knows im mad.

>>218624039
i wouldnt have to respond because i wouldnt be there. i dont eat in public places, and i wouldnt be on a date.

>>218624039
>you have salad stuck between your front teeth

Have you ever been raped?

>>218624039
today at rape o'clock and Im all out of bubblegum

>>218624039
Three fathers of some of my students hospitalised me with a severe beating after I touched their daughters. Not anything sexual, I was dressed up as ET the extraterrestrial and he used his long finger light on a few of their nipples or something. Outrageous bullshit and now they're in jail.

>>218624189
Kek

>>218625015
>Hey can you guys please just be quiet in this small room?
>MAX ESCALATION
Asking for common decency isn't escalation. The kids response is escalating.

>>218624039
"Licked? Oh last night by your mother." Splash coffee in face. What the guy is doing to Louie is battery and coupe probably be classified as assault.

>>218624039
I toss him the .45 ACP hollow point round I keep in my shirt pocket, and tell him that I thought he might appreciate seeing it in detail, because the next one’s going to be coming at him a lot faster.

>>218627533
Humans can yell over 100 decibels so probably not

>>218631123
Anon, that might just be the coolest thing I've ever laid ears on.

>>218625985
in real life you can't beat 5 people on your own buddy

>>218626269
even if you win you might go to jail because some retard fell on his neck wrong, fights are an always lose situation for any adult

>>218624039
Louie writes this woman who is a bloodthirsty coomer and no one bats an eye and they just focus on the fighting, women really do want to see you ruin your life for them on a whim.

>>218625015
I imagine it's the same in America as it is in the UK, but truly anti-social people will escalate regardless. You can't really opt-out, that's the point.

>>218633346
No one said you could, retard. You can still learn how to fight so you aren't a meek faggot cowering whenever anyway mildly threatens you.
>>218633369
As I said, no one should ever go out looking for fights. That doesn't mean you shouldn't be capable of fighting. You also shouldn't walk around openly brandishing a gun and threatening strangers; that doesn't mean you shouldn't be armed.

>>218624039
Haven't seen this thread in a while but a psychiatrist already solved this.
https://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2010/09/when_was_the_last_time_you_got.html

>>218636119
Awesome. Thanks for sharing.

>>218631575
Kek. Thanks.

>>218624039
Use my old man strength to pin him down and rape him in the butt in front if his friends and my date

>>218635823
we are talking about a specific context you absolute moron, I've done martial arts my entire adult life but it does nothing to comfort me in my confidence if I am assaulted by more than two people, thugs never come at you in a situation where they don't have an overwhelming advantage. Fuck, don't post next time.

>>218624039
grab his face and tear as much of it off as possible, then slam what used to be his face into the edge of the table until he stops moving in donkey kong country 2: diddy's kong quest only for the super nes. play it loud

>>218624039
I pull out a large knife and request the youngster take down his pants and bend over unless he wants me to fuck a knife wound instead of his bussy.

>>218640175
with my other hand I pop 2 blue chews and do a bump of meth. Then I throw some ky jelly on the table.

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>>218639735
The original post in this comment chain said he's insecure about his inability to fight you monstrously retarded faggot. Don't post if you are too retarded to read the entire thread. And consider suicide for being so arrogant while also being so criminally fucking stupid.

Idk about 8 years ago but I was in high school and they were 5-6 older guys.

>>218624242
>>218624745
She's insane any woman her age would be proud of a man not fighting unless they're from da hood or a trailer park and abuse alcohol from the moment they wake up. But this is just a show that is about Louis CK feeling sorry for himself and being a pretentious starving artist as a multi millionaire.

>>218624039
>how do you respond without sounding mad?
I wouldn't say anything, I would just listen to the bully and that's what no one did

>>218624039
when I was 13, one morning the kids in my class decided it would be fun to start punching me and kicking me on the floor and putting pieces of paper in my mouth
they went at it for a solid 10 minutes
not a single teacher around to help, they jsut got bored of it after a while

>>218633346
I beat up a guy in front of 5 of his friends and they didn't do anything They were all 125lbs emos I could have beaten them all up. He started the fight btw.

>>218640401
why didnt you sue the school

>>218640513
NTA but there's no justice in this world.

>>218640513
I was 13, and it was 1999
also my parents didn't believe me

>>218640604
that's true

>>218624039
tell him if he tries any shit he'll just go to his highschool and find out his name and send his ass sent to jail, and then call him a bitch for not attacking you

>>218638915
Every once in a while you'll yo'self a peculiar bully. He'd talk real loud, but with one eye toward you all koi like, or he'll steal a piece of molasses pie right off your date's plate, or he'd sit his varsity ass right down in your booth.
Just downright peculiar.

>>218630119
I can’t stop laughing at this.

>>218640401
Were you in a diverse classroom?

>>218644345
no

>>218624039
>Last week, and the guy was a lot younger than you!

>>218624930
>the ick
Your whole generation is fucked lmao

>>218624039
>you got your ass kicked?
>how do you respond without sounding mad?

https://youtu.be/f-gbfxKUoag

>>218624930
Women get wet as fuck if you kill men defending them. Upgrade that knife to a concealed carry pistol if you're in the US, anon. A group of a few guys could still bumrush you if you are stabbing one of them. With a gun, they will not.

>>218645578
gwampa

>>218646303
nah they dont they get scared and think you're a bad guy
>>218624930
anon that scene is bullshit the whole show is louis ck feeling sorry for himself

>>218624039
> About the same time I got my neo-vagina, chud-faggot

>>218624930
> I carry a knife now.
Based. So, what's the problem here now? You realized you had a problem and fixed it, sounds like.
Simple as.
P.S. Jab a motherfucker trying to square up with you right in the throat, eyes, or face and run away before he bleeds out all over you and gets your turtleneck all gross and sticky

>>218636119
Good article. Good idea to keep in mind. We absolutely are conditioned to behave like lawyers in a situation like this. This doctor got this completely right. His solution is exactly on the nose. I haven't ran into a situation like this in over 20 years, but it still burns me to think about. I'm gonna remember this. You don't have to hear the person out or let them slowly verbally escalate. You can tell them to fuck off immediately.

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>>218624930
>gaslit into sleepless nights by a jew over a hypothetical situation that will never happen to you
KWAB

>pull back hammer on the pistol in my pocket
When's the last time you were shot buddy?