Are dogs kino or bino??
>>218625923In 2003 I walked in on my fifteen year old older sister being mounted by our family dog Scruffy. She'd put socks on his front paws to stop him scratching and she was on all fours butt naked. Scruffy was almost read to climax when I saw it and screamed.
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>>218625923Horses are more kino
>>218626009I can only imagine how many doujins you've been furiously whacking it to ever since anon
>>218626043>I got made, but Cesar gave me a second chance
>>218626009NATO supporter detected
>>218625923pino
>live in suburbs>every faggot in the neighbourhood has a dog chained outside>the barking quite literally never stops, even at nightdogs are niggers of animals
>>218626009You should have slipped your cock out and jerked off to climax while watching quietly and waited for her to notice.What's she gonna do, tell someone?
>>218625923Kino, and that animal abuser should be in prison for the rest of his life.
>>218625923I GET FEDBUT THE HUNGER STILL REMAINS
>>218626198Retard
>>218626192>>218626192agreed they are shit and people who own noisy mutts are gay and need to be severely buck broken
>>218626231He literally had to pay millions of dollars because his retarded dogs are not properly raised at all.
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>>218626192>>218626255How's weather in Tehran? Bombastic?
>>218625923I love dogs, but dogfags are absolutely retarded subhumans. I'm in Eastern Europe so we've got a lot of strays and people who walk their dogs without a leash. And maybe 80% of the time I get along great with the strays, I play with three different dogs on my way to work.But there's the occasional stray mutt that's just mean for no reason and it attacks you and in that case you have to get in its face and chase it away or it follows you for like 10 minutes. On some occasions I've had random dogfags jump in and scold me and tell me to keep moving and that the dog is only barking at me because I'm yelling at it.Last week I was walking in the park, maybe 50 meters ahead of me I see a couple of pensioners walking a couple of big black labs, no leashes or muzzles of course. One of them runs at me barking, then stops about a meter away from me, still barking. the path is narrow, I can't go around it, so I just look at the dog until the pensioners catch up. The old guy just says "keep going, keep going". I told him "nah take the dog by the collar or I'll pepper spray it if it attacks me", then he grabs the dog by the collar finally, looks at me with a crazy look in his eyes and tells me "so that's why he was barking at you, he knew you were a bad person and wanted to pepper spray him" as I'm walking past. I tell him take your meds psycho, and the babushka next to him says "just go away before i beat your ass" so I start laughing and she just starts screaming "shut up shut up shut up already".Fucking psychopaths, what do you even do in that case? get into a fight with a couple of pensioners? All dogfags have to do is either have a muzzle on or keep it on a leash and you can't be fucked to do that. That's why I smile to myself whenever i see a lost dog poster in the park, because i know some stupid dogfag was walking his dog off the leash and it ran away from him and maybe finally he learned his lesson. Fuck dogfags, there's something wrong with them.
>>218626009If India was rangebanned we would never read shit like your post
>>218626544>I'm in Eastern EuropeNo one is going to read past this.
Pure, undistilled kino
>>218626167Kekkkkkk
>>218626192how could you write all that and conclude it's the dogs fault?
>>218625923>Are dogs kino or bino??KINO
>>218627113>that giant mastiff immediately instinctively bowing down>the lazy GSD announcing the arrival of the Alpha by quickly getting up and barking loudlypure kino
>>218627113That white shaggy dog was me when I was put into the gay sex offenders unit in prison. No one crossed Eleven Inch Eddie.
>>218627113>you work for me now
>>218625923I love how this dude just started a fight with the homie while he’s eating then acts like the doggo is the dick.
>>218627240>in prisonWas dinner always a big thing?
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>>218627113>>218627185what is it with you autists posting the same shit over and over again
>>218627371Change scares the autists.
>>218626544people talk about crazy cat ladies but I feel that for every middle aged woman with a bunch of cats whose house smell like piss there's ten "dog lovers" with 4-6 dogs with zero training that bark all day and whose yard is covered in dog poop
>>218627113Did that dog kill another dog in that yard or what?
>>218627371Good thing we have you to post nothing at all.
>>218627389yeah people go on about muh toxo controlling catfags, and it might, but dog owners actually do act like they're under mind control. but idk, maybe it's more visible because dogs are more often out and about with their owners so you get to see how they act around their pets and other people.
>>218625923Dogs are only kino in titles:RESERVOIR DOGSDOG DAY AFTERNOONTHE DOGS OF WAR/tv is a cat board. Best pets:GOLD: CatSILVER: ParrotBRONZE: PigHONOURABLE MENTION: Rats are supposed to be pretty good pets. Any rat-owning anons here? I've heard the biggest drawback is they don't live that long so you bond with them and then they die and you feel sad. That sucks. A pet needs to be reasonably long-lived.
>>218627638My sister got a dog recently and now she says she can’t leave her apartment because it has separation anxiety. She pays for doggy daycare when she needs to go in to the office or buy groceries. I dog sat for her once and she gave me this list of emergency vet numbers and made sure I had Uber installed on my phone— but it literally just chilled out and slept while I did my own stuff. Then she comes home and won’t let it out of her sight for a single second, constantly worrying and keeping it stimulated. She’s so obviously projecting herself onto it but she just… doesn’t want to hear it. She’s been so confined to her apartment she’s become depressed and started taking Zoloft. And I can’t even feel bad because the whole situation is so intellectually fascinating to me
>>218625923Dogs are pure kino.
>>218629795Kidnap it and send her ransom notes. Hours of harmless fun.
>>218629795what even makes her think it has separation anxiety? that it's glad to see her when she comes back?when i was a kid and we'd go on vacation neighbors would complain our cat would meow a lot, does the dog bark a lot or something?
a good dog is the best animal you can have in your life. a bad dog deserves to be kicked to death. and yes there are bad dogs. the ones with bad owners can always be fixed.
>>218626009>screamed
>>218630077sorry i meant screamt
>>218626350Why would they have dogs in Tehran when the crux of your joke is that muzzies hate dogsDumb retard kys
>>218630077sorry i meant creamed
>>218625923I hate dogs.
>>218630514>t. Cesar
>>218630514How the fuck do you make a retriever aggressive? They're the most passive dogs I've ever had.
RAGGEY GIMME A ROOBY SNACK
9 out of 10 dogs should be killed with their owners
apparently cesar milan's pitbull killed, queen latifah's dog
>>218630583By being a woman
>>218627113hens foing the same technique ad ceaser
>>218630758Almost like it's rooted in something.
>>218626009blackmail material to pork your sister forever
>>218626192>>218626255>Retarded mooslams blaming the dogs for having shitty and neglectful ownersReal why did zuttman hate dogs? Did one bite him as a child and he just became traumatized and just passed his trauma on millions of his future inbred followers?
>>218626192>>the barking quite literally never stops, even at nightyeah how do they not get tired?
>>218626043lol fuck that dog
>>218627113This kind of thing is all i want to watch. Hollywood take note
>>218625923I've never seen an ill-tempered labrador before.somenigger probably went out of there way to fuck that dog up...
>>218631632You get next to ANY breed of dog while it's eating and it's gonna growl at you and raise up. Yes even Labs
>>218627113Movie about a dog yard when
>>218631744That only happens when you raise a pup improperly
>>218626009White families memories.
>>218626043>mfw humiliated by a manlet beaner
>>218627113Dogs respect seniority, specially if they grew up together.
>>218631744the fuck are you talking about
>>218631744show hands
>>218626009Holy based What was the fallout?
>>218626043Small dogs need to be taught that they're small 2bh
kill all dogs
>>218632279This. But Jeets n Muzzies instead
>>218626223YOU LITTLE FUCK
>>218626544>get into a fight with a couple of pensioners?yes
>>218627113That’s a wolfhound mix. Absolute alpha of dogs bred to hunt wolves.
>>218626009Extremely Caucasian post
>>218632311this. but jews
>>218630619Raby Rod Road Rash!
>>218625923>>218626043You think dogs ever go gay after this?
>>218630806>animal behavior is rooted in man's actionsare you retarded?
