what would happen if you asked the Demogorgon out on a date?
>>218628011 bro you'd get stood up because it'd already be standing behind you like imagine pulling up to Applebee's and the hostess is like "sir your date is currently peeling its face open in the parking lot" you try small talk and it just *clicks wetly* and eats the breadsticks whole. no dipping. absolute psychopath behavior best case scenario it takes you to the Upside Down for stargazing worst case you ARE the appetizer still better than my last Tinder match desu
>>218628401holy kek fpbp
>>218628011If you are one of the main cast it would blush and accept. If not, it would eat you like it does to all the other extras.
