Really, Harry?
Is this seriously the best looking asian british girl they could find?
>>218628148She’s an honorary aryan.
>"They're wands, not chopsticks!" said Harry to Cho Ching ChangJesus, wtf is wrong with RK Rowling. Not to mention the Asian character's name.
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>>218628242Luna casually moving into milf territory.
>>218628148Yes. Britfags refer to shitjeets as "Asians" so the bar is really low
>>218628242Man, they all turned into their racial stereotypes, Ginny is the average british slag.
>>218628300ZOG refers to them as asians. The British people do not.
>>218628120>puts up a living photo of her ex in the practice room
>>218628300nah mate pretty sure we call them pakis
>>218628372>"Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?"
>>218628242she won
>>218628148I got yellow fever so she looked and still looks great
>>218628242These are all wealthy brit women btw, who can afford the expensive beauty procedures and skin youth bullshitThose are, unironically, 9/10 in england
>>218628417Not the first time he killed someone either
>>218628420>Manchester Crown Court heard Ashraf Azad launched a "prolonged and nasty" attack on Afshan Azad, who played Padma Patil in the hit films.>The court previously heard how Miss Azad, 22, was branded a "prostitute" and "slag" and was told: "Marry a Muslim or you die.">The actress fled the family home in Longsight, south Manchester, through a bedroom window after the attack on 21 May 2010.>The actress, who now lives in London, had pleaded with the court not to jail her older brother.>The court heard that Miss Azad was in her bedroom, talking on her mobile phone and was overheard by her brother in the bathroom, who assumed she was speaking to her Hindu boyfriend.>"He then grabbed her hair and threw her across the room," the prosecutor said.>"She began crying and asked him to stop. The defendant began punching her with clenched fists to her back and head area.">Mr Vardon said the actress was pushed on to her father's bed, with her brother shouting: "Sort your daughter out! She's a slag!">Azad then grabbed his sister by the neck and began to throttle her, the court heard.>"She struggled to breathe and was scared for her life," Mr Vardon added.>Mr Vardon said her father, Abul, 53, suggested sending her back to Bangladesh for an arranged marriage, while her mother called her a "prostitute".
>>218628495Based
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>>218628120Would've been the perfect endgame for Harry. But Rowling just had to make Harry end up with one of her three self inserts.
>>218628242>wallFemales are fecund from 9 years onward, until their eggs diminish precipitously in their late 20's. If one aroused by anything older than a teenager, they are literally, defying Nature's will.
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>>218628148They had to pick someone to looksmatch Radcliffe to make it believable. No hate to the guy, he seems great, but he's an average looking manlet. He's hardly going to be pulling the hottest girls
>>218628619In the books he's a rich and famous hero who seemed to be around average height. He would've been gigajock in terms of popularity, especially in the non-genocide houses.I didn't realize the actor is only 5'5" but the money/fame will offset a lot of that
>>218628495>are you winning, benchod?
>>218628495Zamn why do indian chicks keep converting to bwc-only? downright peculiar...
>>218628778>>218628837she isn't indian. she's a bengali muslim. she married a hindu man.
>>218628527this but the oppositemuzrats are such insecure subhumanshindu chads stay winning
>>218628603seems like a top cunt. i'd have a pint w him
>>218628300>making searches while logged in
>>218628565>Hermione>GinnyWho was the 3rd?
>>218628120It was funny how Harry saw Cho as this really cool chick until he actually tried dating her and realizes she's completely retarded and high-maintenance and not all the kind of girl he wants.>nah fuck this shit give me the redhead instead
>>218628120>characterize goblins to make fun of (((them)))>insults trannies and mock them>she calls the asian character ching chongJ.K rowling is too based to be a leftie
>>218628242What in the absolute FUCK happened to Luna???
>>218631750cocaine
>>218631319This anon has his OpSec down.Private mode for most things, logged-in for innocuous normalfag shit.
for me it's Daphne Greengrass (Slytherin)I think Draco ends up marrying her younger sister
>>218631934I'm all for black and white morality in fiction, because fuck muh "morally ambiguous characters", but it's always been hilarious to me how Rowling portrayed a full quarter of student population as potentially evil.
>>218632031the star wars effect is interesting too,the bad guys are so much more interesting than the popular bullies and braindead dudebros from gryfindor.
>>218632176I suppose it's just human nature to go for the unexplored territory, too.As for Star Wars, the sequel heroes were not likable, and Adam Driver, for better or worse, seems to be the only halfway compelling presence.
>>218628543>Get a once-in-a-lifetime payout as a kid actor in a major series>Bail on acting entirely and use your money to buy an ice cream truck and drive it around whenever you feel likeRupert won
>>218632278>chime in on twitter on behalf of the status quo whenever the state religion feels threatenedWhat a hero.
I'm dating an Asian girl right now and she treats me way better than either of my white exes. Gives me a back massage after sex, hasn't made a single bitchy comment yet, complained about me living with my parents, anything. My white ex was really into me at first then got cold fast after I met her parents. I still miss her, but Asian pussy is a pretty good cope. And I don't get attached to Asian girls romantically so it's just enjoyment of her company and her body and when she's gone she's gone. Same with Indian chicks although I wouldn't tolerate one of those as much, the only one I fucked was very annoying and inconsiderate so I fucked her once then forgot about her.
>>218628300>the American mind cannot comprehend basic geographyThey're literally in Asia you mong.
he should've fucked daphne greengrass
>>218632031Honestly you would think Rowling would portray at least SOME of the Slytherin students as likable, but no they're all pureblood assholes who act as a monolith. The only Slytherins that are sympathetic are former Slytherins who are now adults like Slughorn and (eventually) Snape
>>218632403It's better this way, I think. Not to get too political, but the idea that certain traits are inherent is nice and reactionary, and generations of children will pick that up from Rowling accidentally writing in an old-fashioned style.
>>218628242still would GinnyLuna's is just bad make-up I feel probably would Lavender still as wellthe others nah, never was attracted to Emma Watson to begin with
always knew my boy harry potter is a yellow fever chad
>>218628120Should've gone Greek
For me, it's fanon Susan Bones with her big tits. Harry Potter fanfic tropes are weirdly consistent.
>>218628242Ginny won't you stay?Ginny went away!>AUUUUUGHHH!https://youtu.be/hSg08emxcL4?si=d4dFRAfegaxpiVV9
>>218628148The director wanted Harry to get with Hermione so he sabotaged everything else out of spite, including his friendship with Ron
>>218628543>>218632278Bro was the best actor of the three, just look at him in Movies 1 and 8. He was unfairly sabotaged.
>>218632947A reminder that for the seventh film, they invented a dance between Hermione and Krum (which they ended up cutting) and another with Harry. And there's no sign of the dance with Ron at his brother's wedding.
>>218633110>Book ron: lovable scamp who is always saying funny shit, and since he's the only one raised as a wizard he helps Harry and Hermoine understand how the world works>Movie ron: useless whiny sidekick who makes goofy faces and only exists to look dumb so Hermoine can look smart
>>218631586luna probably
>>218632278>Bail on acting entirelyHe was in Servant and that weird movie with Bautista
>>218633110i never bothered to watch the last 3 movies because those 2 last books were awful
>>218637006I thought Book 6 was the best one by far
>>218628712Oh wow he is only 5’5”.I thought he was at least 5’8”I was also surprised when I found out tom cruise was only 5’7”
>>218632031I thought that was because it was from Harry’s perspective. At the end he talks good by them so I think just getting bullied Draco and his friends warped his view but I might be giving JK too much credit
>>218632726Ancient and noble houses is the weirdest one to me.It’s based off a single line that was clearly a pisstake about how arrogant the blacks were
>>218628619He's literally the most famous person in the wizarding world. If Harry Potter wasn't a sexless fantasy children's book series he would be getting harassed by groupies of all ages nonstop.
Why did Draco get away with everything? He should’ve been tried and executed by suffocation under Umbride’s dat ass
>>218637285I saw it as a mix of peer pressure and house rivalry, the good non-genocidal Slytherins keep their mouths shut and their heads down because they don't want to be social pariahs in their own house, and also Harry being a Gryffindor and with a hardcore Gryffindor/Slytherin rivalry going on, those two houses never mix with each other. If Harry was a Ravenclaw or a Hufflepuff he might have developed a more nuanced view of the Slytherins
>>218637047book 6 is where everybody starts acting retarded. especially the relationship stuff>strong, funny, independent tonks can't perform magic unless the 40 year old guy she barely knows agrees to date her>ron is shit at being a keeper so dogooder hermione cheats to let him win>harry, who has shown zero interest in ginny thus far and maybe had one conversation with her in the previous book, suddenly gets incredibly jealous about seeing her talking to another guy with zero buildup>the entire harry/ginny romance since it always seemed like a parasocial celebrity crush rather than a normal relationship>the entire ron/hermione romance since ron ridiculed everything she cared about and she had to compromise even her fundamental beliefs to be with him (though it makes sense if you consider hermione is her self insert and ron is probably based on her abusive ex-husband)>book 6 of harry mostly fucking around and doing little to nothing while he knows wizard hitler wants to kill him and everybody he cares aboutHalf-Blood Prince was fucking awful
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>>218631886Private for everything desu. I just use the google acc to browse yt, collect videos and make/listen to playlists. Can't see any other good use case
>white manlet has to date ugly asian girl >creepy incel school shooter obsesses over high school onenitis for 30 years How is JK Rowling so good at writing men?
>>218632031One of the bigger flaws in the book series honestly.
>>218637386>strong, funny, independent tonks can't perform magic unless the 40 year old guy she barely knows agrees to date herExceptionally realistic for a manic bpdemon ngl
>>218637312Is the "14 noble families" thing even in the HP books?
>>218628404The rest of the world simply calls them the majority race of the United Kingdom.
>>218632947After the first two movies all the directors were complete retards and the movies all suck dick First two are fantastic though
>>218637467it's a thing from the play apparently
>>2186370474>3>2/6/1>5>7>7
>>218637483Third movie is the best one. It’s like trying to catch black people with your bare hands.
>>218637483>>218632947I read the books because of the second film. I thought Harry talking to the snake was so fucking cool and he was going to be a badass.Then he did literally nothing for the next 4 years and only survived/won because of luck or the actions of others.Harry Potter is one of the worst heroes in that genre of fiction.
>>218637543He fought off 100 dementors with the patronus charm that no one else his age could come close to performing. 4th one he went above and beyond in helping others in the tasks. He’s a hero until book 5 when he becomes emo out of nowhere
>>218632031Part of it is a self-fulfilling prophecy. I'd be an asshole to everyone else too if the headmaster had a raging boner for my rival house and guaranteed they always won the House Cup.
>>218637467No. They pretty explicitly don’t care about anything outside of blood purity and how long they can prove being pure blooded for.If noble titles were actually a thing, the Malfoys would have never shut up about them.
>>218637519>>218637047Books:4 > 3 > 2 > 5 > 1 >>>>> 6 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>7Movies:2 > 4 > 3 > 1 > 5didnt watch 6 and 7/8 but I imagine they're as horrid as the books>>218637452she was semi-pixie dream girl but didn't seem full bpdemon. she was the good kind
>>218637532>Azkaban!
>>218637494Gay.
>>218637543>>218637596Harry is a jock who is generally uninterested in magic itself. He mostly spams expelliarmus. Also he only learn the patronus charm because he had to due to his infant PTSD.
>>218637532The third movie is fucking horrible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTA0K3r3HLcMassively retarded scenes like this everywhere. Totally destroyed the great atmosphere established in the first 2 films by doing shit like having everyone where normal clothes. Set the tone going forward and none of the movies were good since 2. >>218637543Harry is okay. Definitely not the best part of the series though, which is the world she created.
she's 40 years old and looks better than Ginny did at any time in her life.
I'm entering this conversation to say that the whole >Harry is a jock and built like a chad by the end of the booksthing was invented by female fans and has no evidence at all in the text. In fact, besides from eye-color, hair-color, and general attributes, JK never fucking describes what people look like.
>>218637610I think 6 is a good book. Why do you dislike it so much? And I can't get behind putting 1 so low. Yes, it's not as good as any of the other ones of 1/2/3/4 but she created so much incredibly memorable stuff with it, and it's a kids book more than the others. I read it for the first time when I was like 6 or 7 and it completely blew me away. In terms of sheer enjoyability to read Rowling is basically the goat. The 4th movie is fucking awful, but like I said the only ones I like are 1 and 2.
Really, Ron?
>>218637668>Definitely not the best part of the series though, which is the world she created.Hogwarts Legacy really nailed this, at least for Hogwarts and Hogsmeade. There is an amazing amount of detail and sovl in both of those places. It was a lot of fun spending hours just exploring both of them. The rest of the game ranges from mediocre to decent (with one exception, the webm related herbology professor is pure sexo) but Hogwarts and Hogsmeade are enough to make it worth playing.
>>218637736Are you retarded? He's the first first-year to play on a House Quidditch team in a century or something, literally never loses a game unless he's personally incapacitated somehow (the Quidditch rules are stupid and I hate it) and she describes him all the time as >skinny/looking underfed >green eyes everyone never shuts up about >rumbled untidy looking black hair How is that not a physical description?>Ron>supremely freckled >flaming red hair >very tall and gangly >huge hands >Malfoy >pale thin face >haughty look >silver hair She describes all the characters' appearance
>>218637821Yeah except for how somehow wizarding Britain is 50% black and brown and filled with gays and trannies despite being set in like 1900
>>218637610Books:3 > 4 > 2 > 1 >>>> 5 > 7 > 6Films:2 extended > 3 > 1 > 5 > 4 > 7 > 6 > 8
>>218637881that just makes me like dumbledore even more because he cleaned house
>>218632532>you can see her getting the ick in real time when she sees how short he isbrutal
>>218637881It's not. It's like 98% white. Read the books anon. Out of hundreds of characters there's literally >1 asian person named ching chong >4 black people i think >2 indian girls I'm pretty sure that's literally it lol
>>218637947We already knew that Dumbledore hesitated for unknown reasons before finally fighting Grindlewald.Turns out that he was just waiting for him to do the dirty work first.
>>218637668>hates movie 3>is an illiterate eslmakes sense
>>218637668It’s the most fun to rewatch but you’re right some of those additions like the slapstick and Jamaican heads are obnoxious
>>218637767Middle one is the prettiest
>>218638053>typed a word wrong in a 4chan post Ya anon, this scene is just great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoFrYgFX1I0And I loved the Jamaican shrunken head Night Bus shit. That was such a good thing to add!
>>218632328>Black Person: A person with black skin>White Person: A person with white skin>Asian Person: Anyone from the continent of Asia, skin color isn't relevant. retard
>>218638211No.
>>218638211>muh continentsYet nobody refers to Elon Musk as African, I wonder why
>>218638211>Asian Person: a person with Asian skinBRAVO BRITTANIA
>>218637984He's talking about the game Hogwarts Legacy, although just wait for the HBO version it will look like 2026 Los Angeles
I dated a Chinese girl in high school who was prettier than Cho.Still have yellow fever now
>>218638293The HBO version is pure lawd of dem rangz of powa and it's going to suck just as bad lol. >hogwarts legacy I made a character at a friends House and there was literally no default option to play as a heckin white male.
>>218628242Lavenderfags stay winning. She just needs to lose the glasses.
>>218632634>Should've gone GreekHell yeah
>>218628242Luna with pigtails.
>Really, Harry?
>>218632031Realistically there would be a shit ton of infighting in Slytherin and among Death Eaters over who's not zealous enough about blood purity or whether or not they should stay in Britain or try to conquer the world. Fascists always end up eating each other. Missed opportunity to not have a scene where Harry overhears two slytherins arguing if some halfbloods are okay because one of them has halfblood relatives and they're cool with Vildemort I swear.
>>218638293>>218638472At least the diversity in Hogwarts Legacy provided some lulz>there is a troon bartender in Hogsmeade>"she" has a very masculine voice>trannies, who already hate this franchise because of Rowling even though she had nothing to do with the game, have a social media melty about muh transphobia and accuse the studio of hiring a male VA to voice the trans character>it's revealed the VA is actually a tranny>troons have to backtrack and do damage control
>>218637600Slytherin had won the house cup seven times in a row before Harry's first year because it was actually Snape who was rigging it in favor of his house all the time.
>>218638936Trannies legit think that they look and sound like the anime characters they use for their profile pics. It’s weird.
>>218638936That is very funny. And Rowling is a treasure. One of my favourite people on Earth.
>>218638936>>218639297Even when they angle-fraud in still picture, I can clock them immediately most of the time.
>>218638936The funniest part was you browns from /v/ running around shilling a completely pozzed out game as based & redpilled. Genuinely funnier than the whole Snyder cut stuff and the movie was still shit with a lot of the garbage scenes by Whedon actually being done by Snyder himself
>>218637753NTA but books 5 and 6 have too much filler and not enough plot to justify the ridiculous page number. It's obvious when Rowling became famous she had more leverage against editors altering her writing. So nobody was able to tell her "no, that description is too long" or "this scene serves no purpose" or "these 2 irrelevant characters could be condensed into 1". Apparently her trashy detective novels (which she writes under a male pen name because she wishes she was born a man so bad) are full of typos because her publishing house doesn't dare edit her writing anymore. They just pump her manuscripts out with no quality control because they'll sell anyway and nobody wants the headache of arguing with her high and mighty.
>>218628543>choose love>4chan party vanhmmmm
>>218628417I haven't read the books in like 20 years but I remember thinking it weird nobody questioned his account of the events that day. That's like criminal investigation 101. Course maybe wizards are just fucking retarded considering they allowed a literal mass murdering cult leader to run rampant for 7 years doing whatever he wanted AGAIN.
>>218628242I'm not old I'm not old I'm not old I'm not old I'm not old I'm not old I'm not old I'm not old I'm not old I'm not old
>>218628417kek
>>218628417Draco should have brought this up in Book 5 at the very least
>>218639359/jazz/ made me an expert at identifying troons
>>218642051Wizards have stunted brain development. Magic solves all their problems so they're never pushed by external factors to really use their critical thinking skills. That's why their society has stagnated for like 200 years. When muggle technology advances far enough they're unironically fucked. There's zero chance they can keep up their state of secrecy in the era of mass surveillance, genetic profiling and AI.
>>218642557They surely have powerful reality bending spells to roofie the whole planet if they wanted to
>>218628120>>218628242Luna would have been a real bombshell as an adult if she didn't get fat immediately.
>>218642557This makes some sense.>>218642610Plus time travel
>>218642051I think that Rowling really needs to own up to the fact that she just needed money and really wasn't thinking about dramaturgy or even suspension of disbelief. I think her mind simply tried to use the whole "wacky wizards" thing to force a sense of verismilitude. It's actually really genius. If you lean into the whole "wacky wizards" thing, then any wacky zany dumb shit that any character does just builds the sense of the world
>>218639407What the fuck are you going on about you sperg?
>>218638936>download mod that replaces him with cute female model and change the voice to female, delete lines about being a troon>upload screenshots and videos to steam community with hashtags about LGBTQ pride
>>218642051The entire 5th book is people questioning his version of events.
>>218642557Explains why Hermione, who grew up Muggle, was able to waltz into magical society with only a few months notice and completely outshine the rest of them. Shes not super smart, they're just dumb
>>218642610There's 1 wizard for every 5000 muggles. Illusory spells have a short range and there's never confirmed if they work on video recordings. There are satellites and drones detecting all kinds of anomalies on the earth's surface that wizards don't even know about. It's not sustainable.
>>218642880The entire 5th book is the govt shitting the bed and being infiltrated by death eaters amd introducing waifus like tonks
>>218642909Bro there's plenty of legitimately mystical phenomenon in the world and 99% of people are resdit tier atheists anyway
>>218632031>>218632403>Honestly you would think Rowling would portray at least SOME of the Slytherin students as likable, but no they're all pureblood assholes who act as a monolith.good think /tv/ never does this to any group of people
>>218628120>magic exists in this world>wizards never get capped by muggles despite doing weird demonic shit all the timeMaybe it's just cause it's Britain. I bet American wizards use AR-15 style wands
Really? You're in your mid to late 30s talking about poorly written zogchow for children? Wow no wonder people want a board split
>>218628120I imagine Cho to be a lot hotter than the actress actually is
>>218643040>poorly written No >>218643008Muggles can't even see wizards most of the time
>>218643040You’re 20 and have posted this dozens of times in the past few days which is not nearly as sad as you having mad it in the first place. Though you’re likely just a jeet paid by iranian cyber intelligence anyways
>>218643081If I can see a squirrel in a forest of brown leaves during fall I cam see some faggot cosplaying as Gandalf in the middle of the ghetto
>>218643040It's hard to show my power level when I have a career in politics, my retarded zoomer friend.
>>218643294You wouldn't just immediately assume that person was a literal wizard though and they mindwipe people. There are many plotholes and stupid things in harry potter but wizards being able to hide from muggles isn't one of them. Also world leaders do know about the magical world
>>218643402>world leaders know abot the wizard world>implying the CIA hasn't been studying wizards in secret and researching countermeasures against them for decades
>>218643040it's especially funny when you realize they're scared of posting on /lit/the absolute pussification of millennials will be studied future generations
>>218643492Lit is legitimately a retard board. I'd post about harry potter there. Some of them recognize it's greatness. The non retarded ones.
>>218643473In many ways the Harry Potter world is not actually real life anon. >but people would actually do... Doesn't really matter
I am an actual wizard, yes we are real, and yes we watch you masturbate.
>>218628120Blo Wang
>>218643766>I am an actual wizard, yes we are real, and yes we watch you masturbate.
>>218643766i fucking knew it!
>a race of beings exists whose only motivation is to eat human souls>i know>let's make them the guards to a prison which holds the most evil people in our society>any of whom, if powerful enough, might make a deal with them to turn against the Ministry so they can have free reign across the worldare wizards actually retarded?
>>218644341
>>218643040Why the zoomers are so into fraudmaxxing e-celeb worship?
>>218644341where is the rest?
>>218644341They are repeatedly shown to be extremely retarded, yes.
>>218643040funny because I don't see any broccoli haired twinks in the left side like there should be
>>218628242still wood.
>>218644916Why is there a bottle of vodka?
>>218637395She looks like that weird nigga on X who injects his son's boner blood into his spine to be young.
>>218628120They were gonna have beautiful balding happa babies together
>>218645889The future is wild
do you feel like you're in charge?
>>218646068Ralph Fiennes did such a bad job playing Voldemort.
>>218646136I blame the makeup/costuming more. He’s supposed to have a giant snake mouth and red slits for eyes
>>218628242Harry Potter and The Curse of The Wall.
>>218646156The makeup/costume was terrible for sure, but he played it all wrong. He was always acting like a weird perverty spazoid which is nothing like Voldemort, and his voice was just terrible for the character.
>>218628120Dude, Asian pussy is top fucking tier. Try it out once in awhile, nerd.
>>218632328you're a retard
>>218646269how is literary voldemort different bookknower?
>>218647278He's a pretty bad character in the books too but he's always described as very cold, distant, and he's quiet. Fiennes was being all weird and sex perverty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6LkIcMB3oY
>>218644341Idgaf what he did wrong, his art was fuckin amazing
>>218637395She legit looks like my ex, redheads in the UK either age really well if they're kept out of the cities and have kids young, but if they spend too much time in the metropolis and don't have any then they shrivel up very quickly.My ex had gorgeous smooth skin, bright shiny orange hair and bright blue eyes when we were dating, i would have married her but she wanted to go to university and broke up with me, now she looks like a malnourished skeleton. I could have saved her bros...
>>218628242
>>218648219projection
>>218648363yes they are projecting, correct.
>>218628242bong genes
>>218648219Yes, women with far more money than me and whose careers depend on their looks should age better than I do yet many of them don't
>>218647945>redheads in the UK either age really well
>>218648219thankfully this will be a thing of the past thanks to peptides GHK-Cu is what most millennials need right now
>>218632328>>218638254>>218638279>>218638289I hope this helps!
>>218628242i would wife up ginny and she could work at the library or as a teacherluna is out of everyones league lets just be fair she probably has a special move that could milk you in two strokeshermoine met with harvey weinstein that would be like neville and his parentstell me im crazy anons
>>218632947>The directorWhich one?
>>218649993No amount of money can stop aging you fucking retard.
>>218648219Meanwhile pornchads say "uhhhhh mommydommymommydommy hag sexoooooooooooooooo"
>>218650238Of course not, but Ginny and Hermione shouldn't look like grandmas in their 30s. And I don't know wtf happened with Cho. Asians usually age great. I've hooked up with a few Asian cougars in their mid 40s to early 50s who looked anywhere from late 20s to late 30s.
>>218650361Chun-Li is a fictional character and that armpit meme is about high school horse girls
>>218628120Is harry potter zoomer or millennial?
>>218643356What's your name politician?
>>218650410Emma Watson doesn't actually look like that 4chan spam pic. She's still very pretty but visibly in her 30s. Too bad she's a retard though, Also JK Rowling herself is still pretty hot.
>>218650793pure soillennial slop. and not even the cool soillennials, but the massive losers like steven glansberg from superbad superbad
>>218650793Millennialcore for sure
>>218628242Fleur's sister wonHarry Potter and the Sordid Affair
>>218633479Harry's mother
deh
>>218651323kek she is barely a character though
>>218650410>believing 4chan picslel
>>218628242Holy shit
>>218632328You are actually retarded, it's unbelievable that you decided to write that post
yay or nay, chat
>>218637395>comments
>>218654068insane
>>218648219I didn't buy a TV to see ugly people innit. That's what the mirror is for.
>>218628242Word on the street is that the last one does porn
>>218628300
>>218632403>Snapeoh yes, the simp cuck
>>218628242Notice how the one that didn't inmediately stab the cunt that made her famous in the back to gain good coomdump points in the Hollywood scale is the only one that doesn't look like a meth addicted serial killer after aging.
>>218654068Beautiful forever. In pigtails. Wish she stopped shaving everything.
>>218654068What if she got together with Izzy Fuhrman?
>>218650861Nice try fedboi
>>218628581Imagine waking up next to this every morning for the rest of your life.
>>218651130uh basedat least gabrielle has a good reason to worship harry (he saved her) as opposed to ginny (who was just a fangirl)
>>218642051>Course maybe wizards are just fucking retardedThey can't figure out the most mundane muggle technology, and their government department for figuring it out spends all their time making cars fly, of course they're retarded. The next Voldemort is going to be a muggle-born who sees how retarded wizards are and conquers them with the help of enchanted guns and missiles and tanks.
>>218644486generation of actual, legit retards
>>218628148no, but she was the only one capable of speaking english
>>218654203It barely counts as porn, it's all focused on her hair for some reason.
>>218633668Also that one where he's hired to fake the moon landing. If I remember correctly he had a big tax bill and needed some money so he just too a couple of weird roles. Radcliff got paid and decided he's just pick weird movies that interested him. Also the weird al biopic is one of the funniest things I've seen in the last 10 years.
>>218648219I know this is meant as a epic dunk but no one has any expectations for the looks of the average dudebro, women who get millions for being pretty are under another standard entirely
>>218650793millennial, zoomers are borderline are illiterate, they don't read
>>218628148She's cute
>>218637483The first two movies did a great job of capturing the appropriate tone and atmosphere for Harry Potter. The rest of the movies veer too much into the generic Young Adult area.
>>218628148>asian britishThis shit has to stop. Its like saying American Bantu.
>>218655625>Also the weird al biopic is one of the funniest things I've seen in the last 10 years.That movie is the last actually funny movie I can think of and it came out years ago
>>218628148You are gay
>>218631934Based Daphne enjoyerNo I don't read fanfiction lol that's gay haha
>>218628120>>218628148Still much better than the girl they cast for Ginny
>>218628120BLACKED hands typed this
>>218628603tom won
>>218637047Book 5 for me:>state controlled newspaper>state controlled education>Umbridge, the wizarding banality of evil>wizarding alex jones keeping it real>illegal student militiaIt's incredibly based.It had a lot more to say than funny wizard story but then it also introduced cool stuff like occlumency, Snape's backstory, the veil.
>>218632726are you from holland or puerto rico?
>>218632726For me, it's adult Harry getting sent back to the past and falling for Bellatrix or Narcissa or his mom
>>218628495Bruh it's real
>>218632403The whole "House of Pureblood assholes" also seems odd that surely there would have been some muggleborn sorted there, or are all muggleborn just incapable of cunning or ambition?Like I know some people would claim the Hat wouldn't sort any there, but its clearly able to send halfbloods like Tom Riddle or Snape to Slytherin because they fit.
>>218644486Have you ever seen that screencap of the guy trying to buy steel in China and finding out the culture rewards you for being a liar if you get away with it, or are too much of a pain to be retaliated against? The modern zoomer is like that. They don’t care if someone is a shameless fraud on a path to self destruction, or if they’re a pathetically obvious plant designed to latch on to and destroy any grassroots movement before it becomes an issue: all they care about is the front someone can put up in the moment.
>>218637395>>218654101>50 years to Gryfindor >sides status>>218637600Didn't they win like half a dozen years in a row before harry got there? Almost entirely because Snape is a biased prick to everyone outside of his house.
>>218650154David Yates
>>218655490>at least gabrielle has a good reason to worship harry (he saved her) as opposed to ginny as opposed to Ginny who Harry saved two years earlier?
>>218637483>we will never be in the timeline where Chris Columbus directed all the movies and Richard Harris finished his role as Dumbledore The movies would have been amazing.
>>218661864I mean maybe if people rewarded anything real? You just don't get shit for being honest and working on anything with any kind of quality or effort.
>>218643356>It's hard to show my power level when Im a massive faggot who should kill himself
>>218660895Harry doesn't hang out with slytherins so anything he knows about their families is from secondhand hearsay. I imagine the halfbloods in that house keep their damn mouths shut about it too, Tom and Snape surely did.
>>218644341Yeah they actually are. They don't have proper schools, besides the magic teaching ones.And magic doesn't follow logic so they never learn about science of reasoning.
>>218628581I'm still in love, lads.
>>218637395my guess is vegan - drains all the life, and vitality out of you, burns the cells out and wrecks the skin
>>218664667nah I think she's just an alcoholic that abuses self tanning like all british slags
>>218662764i meant ginny at the beginning of book 1 where she's just a fangirl. it sours the whole relationship for me
>>218660282uh based?>>218632726prefer harry/hermione or harry/tonks myself but "i can fix her" bellatrix stories are pretty kino toothe problem with susan and other less known characters is they're few and far between and so most of them end up being "harry fucks literally every woman in hogwarts" stories which make her less important overall
>>218665470Yeah but she gets over her crush in Book 5 and starts dating other boys. She was no longer a fangirl by the time she begins dating Harry, and Harry is the one who initiated the relationship while Ginny was happy fucking half the boys in the school
>>218665519she was dating other boys in book 5 and if i recall correctly, harry didn't give two shits about her.then all of a sudden in book 6 he is obsessed with her and only her. one of the many reasons that book sucked
>>218665549Nah, it's completely believable. There were girls in my school that I never looked twice at and then one day I just realized "wow they are bangin', give me a piece of that." It happens. Ginny was still growing and awkward looking in earlier books and then really bloomed in sixth year. That happens in real life.
>>218628495Damn the british are crazy.
>>218655756LMAO what standard? The standard of below average dudebros on /tv/ talking about looks? kek
>>218628120What you have to understand is that the movies didn´t do justice to the descriptions of the books. I mean, in the books Ginny is a bombshell among bombshells, the ultimate red head, the unholly hybrid between prime Lindsay Lohan, prime Rose Leslie and prime Karen Gillian. Harry really and unequivocally won the lottery with her book version. Similarly Cho is also described as ridiculously hot, think Shin Jae-eun hot. Harry himself may have been a tad dumb but his dick sure wasn´t.
>>218628242Grim. Asian women usually age very well.
>>218665706Cho is a Westernized Asian there's no way she'd look like some plastic surgery korean slag. I imagined her as more of a Jamie Chung type
>>218664016Lmao I literally make laws for you. Cry more.
>>218665739she obviously isnt peak but she looks great for a 40 year old >>218637679
>>218628872>she isn't Indian. She's Bengaliliterally same thing lmfao
>>218665706nuGinny is cute
>>218643356Big mistake admitting thatHope you have a backup plan :^)
>>218667347I'm behind 7 proxies and I bought a dog.
>>218666356which country?
>>218665739 britbong weather + 20 years of tabloid harassment + probably chain smoking on set will speedrun anyone’s “asian don’t raisin” buff she still looks fine, you autists just expect every actress to stay frozen at 23 forever. post your own crow’s feet first.
>>218655525Buncha bovine, broccoli-haired bumpkins
>>218628120If I could go back in time and fuck anyone it would be prime teenage Daniel Radcliffe (I would also go back to being a teenager for you glowies reading this)
>>218642557>"Wizard Hitler" is bad for wanting to stop WW2
>>218628242jesus we really need something to make keep them young
>>218650084>only east asians are asians. southeast asians, central asians, etc. are not asiansokay retard
