So what you got for me?
>>218633810RIPIP fat hoss
>>218633810how much for a treasured movie relic? I'm 10 grand behind on my child support payments, I really need a break right now
This! *unzips dick*
>>218633810NES 001
>>218633904Best I can do is $5 and a hot dog
It's a saddle I bought at an auction The auctioneer assured me that it was a saddle
>>218633810>Oh you brought a rare katana? Well what a funny coincidence that I've got an expert on swords nearby. I'll call him now.I lost interest when I learned it was all staged and it's not even a real pawn shop.
>>218633810nazi dagger I inhereted from my grandpa
>>218635196>it was all stagedIn the sense that they have prep time for filming. What's your problem with that?
can't believe it was staged
>best I can do is $600>I'm losing money if I go any higher>OK dealCut to talking head >I got a great deal here, I'm sure I can flip this for quintuple the price, everyone's happy
>>218635377>>218635196>>218633810The show becomes better when you realize its just an educational tv show to teach people about history (its on the HISTORY CHANNEL idiots) and that the pawn setting is just a convenience setting for a place where a bunch of weird old shit comes in and out
Let me get my sneed guy in here to take a look
>>218635196So if that was all authentic and had zero script you would have liked that shit??Exact same playout every single time. Oh cool item, lemme call a guy, oh its fake, no deal, or it's real, I'll take it for less than what you offered.
>>218633810I want 50$ plus the tip you fat fuck
>>218635196>not a real pawn shophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvu6APT3JLY
>>218635196>katanaCan tell youve never watched the show, its a SAMURAI SWORD, faggot
And my son, Doritos.
>my son, fat fuck
For me, its Rebecca
>>218635511I bet you also thought the curse of oak Island was real too
>I have here, the first ever banepost
I have a sealed vintage vhs tape of the film Mooseport starring the late Gene Hackman.
>>218637270>it was almost 15 years ago
Gamergirl bathwater, circa 2019. It's still factory sealed and I have the certificate of authenticity.
>>218637293Best I can do is 0.99
>>218636087>when you realize its just an educational tv show to teach people about history (its on the HISTORY CHANNEL idiots)This desu.>Sword expert looks at the rare sword for 30 seconds>Immediately identifies its origin and tells a history lesson about who owned it, where it was used.
>>218637293>this will become a religious artifact in the far future
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>>218633810What's the point of these frauds if they just get "le guy who's an expert" to value things for them 90% of the time?
Sorry pal I only watch HARDCORE PAWN
>>218639090the fatass daughter could get it
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>>218637354You just reminded me that I need a refill, brb.
>let me call this ancient serbian toy expert that I have on the line right now who is ready to talk about this specific toy and wants to meet us in an hour
>>218636087They were on Insomniac with Dave Attell before this show. They're a legit pawn shop, just make more money through their tv show now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvu6APT3JLY
>>218636551good old INSOMNIA.
i'm not gonna piss-coat it, i am sugared.
>>218639505kino. and less-fat Rick. woudlve been cool to see the Old Man
>>218635377Its a tiny 5x10 tourist trap that sells the shows merchandise, its not even filmed there. The real show is filmed on a fabricated set
>>218633810I have a cool sci-fi novel from the 70s though I wouldn't sell it
>>218637270>I got to admit, I'm intrigued. As soon as I saw this post I knew I just had to have it in my shop.
