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>"Matthew McConaughey admits that when he met wife Camila Alves, at 37 years old, he was worried that time was running out to become a father."

>"The Oscar winner appeared on the cover of Cigar Aficionado, telling the magazine, "....the clock was ticking -- I was about to be 40 and my plan was to be married and have kids by that age.""

Any movies about this fear?
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I'm living that fear. 36 and I have a mid 29 year old I'm about to knock up. I am only able to secure that because I am lucky. If you make it past 40 without kids it's basically over for you. Your entire existence will be all for naught and anything you own will be liquidated and the proceeds given to shitskins. Don't let the propaganda against kids work on you anons. It's depressing once you get past 35. Try to find a wife before 35, preferably before 30 when it's easiest.
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>>218634331
I want to have kids before I'm 35 just so I can actually enjoy physical activities with them. I don't want to be worrying about my back and all that shit.
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>>218634331
>be tall, wealthy, attractive White guy
>try to have a kids with a 40 year old brownoid woman

Why do they always do this?
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>>218634833
Al Pacino and the rolling stones guy have a word with you.
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I had my kid at 49. Wasnt my plan to wait that long, but I'm enjoying. Doing everything the same that I would have done if I had a kid at 25.
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>>218634987
>these multimillionaires with tons of fame were able to do it
>that means you the averge guy, making an average wage, with no notoriety will be able to reproduce the same results
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>>218635073
Why not just rape a woman before you die? Hole her up in some shed connected to an IV, swallow the key and drown yourself
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>>218634833
>Your entire existence will be all for naught and anything you own will be liquidated and the proceeds given to shitskins.
What kind of fuckass commie country do you live in? There's all kinds of shit in the US for keeping your shit in the right hands after you kick it.
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>>218634833
I would say even finding a woman who's age starts with 2 that wants to have babies is an accomplish itself.
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>>218634331
>>218634833
never understood why anyone gives a shit, like so what if you dont have kids?
what does it matter and why so many people get butthurt when you ask this?
like is every man really such a cuck that he feels life aint worth living unless he can be a provider cuck for some roastie?
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Lmao none of you guys in here have seen his children ? Talking about leaving everything behind for shitskins, his spawn literally are mudgolems.
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>>218635362
also this, better not have children at all when all you can produce is some brown subhuman shitskin retard
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>>218634833
I’m not you so I’ll be alright, but thanks
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>>218635334
You cuck yourself if you don't have children retard. You're literally paying taxes and funding other people's kids. Not a single penny is used by your own offspring because you have none. You're effectively living the life of a stepfather.
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>>218635139
Bros an only child with no cousins .. typical white person only having one kid.. imagine being white in America and still not having a generational home or wealth... ignorant and pathetic
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>>218635550
>You're literally paying taxes
I literally dont pay taxes tho.
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>>218635641
If you purchase any goods, you're paying sales tax.
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>>218636080
ok and I get my money from taxpaying cuckolds that finance my lavish neet lifestyle.
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>>218635362
Dios mio...
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>>218635362
can't be as bad as the de Niro kid
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>>218634833
I scooped up a prime little slut a few years ago and had two kids with her already. We're married and super happy. Not being single does kinda suck sometimes though because women want all your attention and time. Kids are definitely the best part of the whole marriage deal.

Also, don't go for some jaded 25+ year old. I wouldn't ever get into a relationship with someone who was already above the legal drinking age. If a woman isn't locked down by 20 she's simply not marriage material anymore. College, drugs, and too many dicks will have ruined her brain and made her too cocky.
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>>218635582
Obsessed shitskin
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Im turning 35 this year. I have failed at picking the right woman because after 3 long term relationships that ended in disaster I am once again single as of yesterday. Meanwhile my brother is married at 31 after being with the same girl for 8 year, and they will likely have a kid within the year

Women under 30 dont look my way, and women my age already in the "childless and happy" mindset so there isnt much else to do
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>>218634949
Non-whites tend to have a lot better genes for longevity
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>>218635334
Considering the innate biological drive of every human is to make more of itself I think what you are noticing is the conscious mind arguing with the unconscious causing people to have internal fights
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>>218636349
Yep. Most of the women that are actually worth a shit get snatched up right out of highschool.
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>>218636394
Not true
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>>218634833
I'm turning 36 this year and haven't dated or fucked since 2022, thanks for the afternoon existential crisis you fucking fuck
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>>218636459
I'm 36 and have never dated in my entire life and never had sex and didnt even kiss a woman once in all that time and I'm feeling totally fine.
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>>218634833
My dad is 65 and on his third family. His wife is 23 years old and from Thailand. He has a son with her with another on the way. I have 9 siblings and half siblings (so far). How you reached your late thirties and are still posting ignorant doomer nonsense on 4chan is remarkable and pathetic.
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>>218636386
Most of the women I ever dated always said from the start that they didn't want kids. I never even planed to have kids, but if you mostly date mentally ill women (like me), they usually are against it anyway. Also a lot of millennials in western europe had kids after 35, both my bros have got kids after 38. I don't think zoomers are going to be different. Guy a work got a kid at 55 with a young pinoy, but that's weird too. I wouldn't even be bad with kids, but I could never endure having kids with someone I end up hating like most of my ex-gfs
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>>218636459
Tick tock anon, sperm quality drops with age just like egg quality. The older you get, the more likely your produce an autist or downy, even if you do manage to find a younger woman (unlikely).
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>>218636553
>mixed race/shitskin kids
This is basically the worst outcome. How can you post that like it's some kind of flex?
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>>218636489
>feeling fine
>no legacy
>no wife
>no gf
Report back in 30 years anon. Your life is more than half over and you have nothing to show for it.
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>>218634833
tfw just turned 45 and not even dating anyone
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>>218636386
dive years? I think I am going on a decade and a half.
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>>218636244
a nice solid turd is preferable to diarrhea
tis true
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>>218636244
Not quite, but theyre somewhere on the mestizo-favela rat to zambo pipeline, very uncanny looking. One looks quite melanesian funnily enough, think aboriginies or papuans.
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not my problem. I'll never have a wife anyway
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>>218634331
My uncle is having his first and only kid at 50
He'll be 70 when the kid goes off to college
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>>218634331
Holy damn this guy is 60 years old now
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>>218634833
>If you make it past 40 without kids it's basically over for you.

Your life doesn’t have to revolve around compulsive breeding, you know
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My greatgrandfather was 59 when my grandmother was born. Dude was born in the 1870s. Son of irish immigrants. Lived in NYC. Dude lived Gangs of New York. Its wild he lived long enough my oldest uncle had memories of him. At that point he was a crippled old drunk in a tiny Brooklyn apartment
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>>218636394
that's facts
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>>218636553
based father, when I have kids one day I reckon it'd be cool for my dad to have more as well, the more the merrier
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>>218634833
imagine having kids in the age of ai, what do they have to look forward to?
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I was really worried about this until all my friends started having kids and I see how miserable they all are now. The light has drained from their eyes, like they answered the evolutionary call to pass their entire vital essence to the next generation and were left as lifeless husks.

And everyone is so afraid of disciplining children these days that everyone is stuck raising kids that have become people that they just genuinely don't like. Some of them might grow out of it but most of them are just going to be shitheads their entire life.
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>>218638051
stop giving your kid a tablet and youtube and maybe they would turn out better
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>>218637175
>feeling fine
yup why would I feel bad? its easy to keep yourself fine when you dont have to deal with a roastie and kids.
>no legacy
who gives a shit?
>no wife
>no gf
good
>and you have nothing to show for it.
again, who gives a shit?
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>>218634833
>If you make it past 40 without kids it's basically over for you. Your entire existence will be all for naught and anything you own will be liquidated and the proceeds given to shitskins.
You say this as if shitting a kid into this hellscape is somehow going to stop the wave of shitskins from claiming everything you own as loot, lol.
Your post sounds like larp anyways.
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>>218638380
Did you turn out better? I think we know the answer to that.
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>>218638637
chill bro you act like i insulted you but i was agreeing with you. I was born in 1990. I didnt see the internet until I was 12, and didnt have my own phone until I was 17.
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>>218637077
Feminist redditor post. Men’s sperm she’s very slightly, not nearly as much as a woman’s eggs.
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>>218638040
They'll get to be the ones that kill the ceos when the eventual collapse happens.
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>>218634833
Why are you afraid
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I'll wish people all the best and congratulate them when that have kids, then they'll get all mad when they find out I've had the snip so I can rawdog my girl without fear. Makes the whole thing reek of a sunk cost fallacy.
>Never getting a good night's sleep and dumping so much of my time and money into raising my offspring HAS to be good because otherwise I made a terrible mistake, so you HAVE to do it as well so I can feel good about my decision!
Nah, I'm good. I genuinely hope you guys like it, though.
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>>218634833
Based truth piller. So many seething incels in the replies. Enjoy your (you).
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>>218638994
>HAS to be good because otherwise I made a terrible mistake
because it is a terrible mistake kek.
all the cope in the world cant mask the fact that becoming a provider cuck sucks.
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>>218636349
You should show your wife this post
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>>218639589
I printed it out and mailed it to her, he's so screwed.
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>>218634833
It's over for me I guess, I'll go do a flip now
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>>218634833
My plan is to adopt the tallest african boy in his village when I turn 65. I'll raise him to be the best basketball player and how to trade stocks and invest wisely. I'll pass away quietly from old age when he signs with an NBA team after he completes his MBA program and has to make the decision whether to go into business or play ball. They'll make a lifetime movie about me and him called "The Black Kid and the Jew Dad" . Everything will be fine.
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>>218634833
I'm in the virtually the same position. 35 with a 29 year old gf I love.

my gf loves me for now and is willing to have unprotected creampie sex with me which I have been recklessly doing this year but I'm worried she might find out how pessimistic I am about AI replacing me and me being unable to provide a decent living and then I'll be possibly unable to get anything.

I feel like I'm on a knife edge of becoming a genetic dead end.
My plan has honestly been to knock her up since I doubt she'd be willing to kill her own child and then it would be too late for her to escape and find someone better.
But she's managed to dodge it both of these months. I'm pretty sure she isn't on birth control since she's having periods like normal.

If I manage to have kids I'm going to try and convince them to get married in their early 20s if they find a girl they love.
Infact if they get a girlfriend/boyfriend in highschool from a good family and say they want to get married I'll support it. Infact I might even inception-style nudge them in that direction.

>if you make it past 40 without kids it's basically over for you. Your entire existence will be all for naught and anything you own will be liquidated and the proceeds given to shitskins
Truth nuke
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>>218638040
butlerian jihad
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>>218634331
I had my daughter at 62 and I'm 73 now
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>>218642516
>expose humans to basic science and logic, with more complex science and logic available openly and translucently for those who which to continue pursuit
>this post is reflective of the current zeitgeist
This is a portent
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>>218636394
The most bizarre made up statement i've heard in a while
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>>218642663
when are you going to ________ with her?
when she's
a) 18
b) when you're 80
3. when her sister is 27
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>>218634331
broke up with a girl a little over a year ago and she already has a kid lol
im sorta glad it wasnt me but im 38 so i probably should have stayed with her and just had a kid, my life would have purpose right now
oh well
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>>218642693
pseud
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>>218634833
>being in 4chan
>talking about normie things

thanks for sharing things that never happened, fag.
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>>218634833
You lose if you try, this country is being overrun by Mexicans and Indians, you lose if you don’t try. What’s the winning move? Someone give me an answer. Someone very smart please help me.
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>>218638716
His point is that you didn’t turn out any better even without the internet. Boy you’re pretty dumb :(



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