>>218641068
floatersisters... we're being bullied

You learn to live with them

>>218641068
They're scratches right? Why don't you just, like, heal your eye? I had one for months recently and I can't find it now. Heal you're eye and be more careful handling dry joint compound or lime or whatever you're playing with.

>>218641205
Float harder, brother, bring the Pale One to his knees.

>>218641268
Or you can get an eye surgeon to suck the fluid out your eye, clean it out and put it back in (not worth the risk)
>>218641341
nah it's like stuff floating around inside the eye

>>218641386
reminds me of watching an indian guy perform eye surgery on YT.
https://youtu.be/pBltPBW09CE

>>218641450
I aint clickin that shit NIGGA

>>218641068
great, now im aware of them again
you are now breathing manually

what is the evolutionary idea of seeing your own white blood cells squiggle about? Is it to stop our stupid selves looking up at the sun?

>>218641470
It's actually very peaceful. Eye surgeons have to be calm I guess.

>>218641533
>implying everything in evolution has a good purpose
some shit is just residue from the process that doesnt really do anything, evolution is chaotic and only what work sticks around, and I guess we managed to stick around with shit in our eyes

>>218641068
When I was a kid, I used to think I was seeing pieces of ghost dinosaur’s bones. I decided to carry that explanation forward.

>>218643175
I'm stealing that

I'm dealing with a nervous twitch in my right eye that's being caused by stress because I've been unemployed for 6 months and can barely even get rejection letters to job applications anymore and I swear to christ I could gouge my eye out just to make it stop some days.

>>218641068
this obstructs my ability to go outside on a nice sunny cloudless day and enjoy the outside more than anything. fucking hate it. went to the eye doctor and that retarded faggot was just like durr das life. fucking floaters and FUCK eye doctors

>>218641068
>have now seen floaters come up 4 times over the past 2 days
Is this the latest fascination of online uncs, like liminal spaces and biblically accurate angels?

>>218641450
how the hell do you get pencil lead stuck in your eye lmao

>>218647811
yeah i noticed a black spot in my vision and got "idk it was probably always there" from 2 different eye doctors.
like flat out an admission of having no clue. same with my hearing, i know it's not right and yet i get perfect scores on their bullshit tests with headphones in a soundproof closet

>>218648174
this is you failing to interpret the signals your pattern seeking brain is sending

>>218641450
mods ban this sick filth

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>>218650187
You're really asking this?

>>218650187
it's an 8 year old who got poked at school

>>218641386
>>218641450
I ended up looking up the surgery to get rid of floaters and damn it's interesting as fuck, the guy here is also getting a new lens. The dexterity and steadiness you have to have to do this is crazy to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIv4L2srhjI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV3fcWF88qI

>>218641068
Had these fuckers since I was a teenager, scared the hell out of me when they first started appearing in droves.

>>218641068
imagine if they werent translucent

>>218643175
lol badass you fucking nutter