>Stav got the role for the pedo cop that molested Meth Damon in Bugonia and didn’t even need to audition I’m betting Yorgos took just one look at his head shot and said “yep, there’s my child molester everyone else go home!”
That's pretty much what Stav said during a press conference, gj regurgitating mr laugh track's own self deprecation.
>>218642295Honestly I didn’t even know that if true
>>218642205The new Stavvy's World with Nick and Dan is so fucking good. You can tell Stav is pissed that Mullen doesn't even try doing stand-up anymore. The funniest member of Cumtown retired at 37.
>>218642205It still bothers me that that the ages don't line up. Stav looks younger, was he babysitting an older kid?
>>218642411Honestly I’d do the same but it would be nice to hear new bits from him. The most recent one I saw was where he was talking about his Michael Douglas movie idea on TAFS and it was so fucking funny
>>218642506In the film he’s a fat balding sheriff so you can suspend your disbelief
>>218642411Nick got real lucky with bitcoin, must have 8 figs now
Molestrios
>>218642205i cant wait til stav dies
omg I love weird al jankovic
>>218642295
>>218642506>Stav looks youngerin what world? also they're the same age
>>218642411What's happened to Nick's back?
>>218642295inb4'ing something has never invalidated it>b-but i made fun of myself firstno one cares ugly fat fuck
What if looking at cheese pizza made you feel like cocaine
>>218642205You could cast pretty much any Amerinonce and they'd be convincing.Not sure why you find this surprising.
>>218644215gupta mad
>>218644215He’s Greek, beanerjeet
>>218642205Nah, Yorgos took one look on Hasan's dick in fat fucks mouth and his Property of Amazon tattoo and thought 'Yup, it is time to fight capitalism by making Hollywood movies' and then he bugonied all over the place.
>>218643743I cannot wait until every Cumtown fan dies. Gonna be massive blow to Reddit.
>Nick enters the CumTown studio, toddling to the table his features grotesquely exaggerated with Down Syndrome and several chromosomes>HEEEEEEEEYYY BOOOOOYS>me WUV…. FUNNY. Me WUV… NYAAGGGGHGAARRGHH Chinese BOYS! Nick gay! Nick gay and want chinese boys…. Deep>Stav: …Nick? Are you ok, man?>NICKY-POO NEVER BEEN BETTER STAV! Ohh-Stavvy baby. Me want to motorboat your big tummy PFFFFFBBBTTTT come to Nicky… wet me wuv you… fowevah
>>218644215Hey, where's the draft, mohamed?
>>218644655>Stavros Emmanuel Halkias is an American comedian
>>218644716you really paint a picture with words anon. well done.
>>218642411there's no room for Nick to have a significant career anymore, it passed when Tough Crowd and Opie and Anthony got taken off the air. as a big fat horny chuckler Stav always had a niche there for him in the mainstream.
>>218644823Damn so Americans look like THAT and raped Venezuela and Iran simultaneously? Turd worlders must look even worse KEKAROO
>>218644909I think you underestimate how many people want to hear an actual funny person riff on old shows and movies
>>218644982>actual funny personAstroturfed safe edgy leftoids.
>>218645216>muh politicsCringe. I don’t give a fuck about that shit
>>218645216>what if mario had an N instead of an M and the cap was brown
>>218642411I'm sure that there's something wrong with Nick. Probably the same thing that makes him so funny also makes him morose and unmotivated. Pagliacci archetype. But at least he's doing it on his own terms with lots of wealth, which is pretty good.
>>218644938>Damn so Americans look like THATAfraid so. They're all dysgenic fat mutts now. Not a white in the whole country.
He looks like a pedophile so it's fitting, probably is one too
>>218645403something from childhood I bet. the little things he lets slip are pretty revealing>the definitely not molestation incident>parents were part of some 80s cult in NYC which is why he was born there and not Maryland>didn't even get a fucking GED despite clearly being sharp verbally
>>218645563Damn so why are they raping the world
>>218645654Not the world, just their kids.
>>218645687Hmmm I think you’re wrong otherwise why is the Chinese dragon only offering moral support to countries they are raping kek
literal no proof meth was molest or joker rapped
>>218643917>eats your ass
stav's head is larger than the sunwhy isn't he dead as of now when there are scores of people whose heads are not the size of the sun while being warned about their heads not even being the size of the sun yet still very dangerous for it be even half the size of the sun?
>>218642205>Stavros' character is a molesterIt's too vague for that assumption. Find Jesus.
>>218646197It's right there in the fucking script. If you didn't pick up on it, you're a lost cause.
>>218646197I can’t think of anything else that would make someone feel as guilty as Casey did
>>218645403He's constantly on opioids, the back pain wasn't all joke.
>>218642411>Mullen doesn't even try doing stand-up anymoreHe says in the first twenty minutes that he's doing stand up gigs. Am I the only one who actually listens to this slop and has to turn it off early because they're not saying much?
>>218642205Stav used to talk about sex and baby penis all the time on CT. I think he’s eventually going to get caught.
Jack Horner won.Marfan lost.
>>218642205I hate this fat fuck cackling faggot so much it’s unreal
>>218642205Stavros is dude Amy Schumer. Weirdly, Adam was the secret sauce that held Cumtown together as evidenced by TAFS, with Nick doing the heavy comedic lifting. Literally any other fat dude with an annoying laugh could've replaced Stav, and likely would've killed fewer bits.
>Be Adam>Sit in on a podcast collecting tens of thousands and when he does beta mumble something it's not funny>OMG ADAM IS JUST LIKE ME AND I LOVE TO IRONICALLY but not really SAY HE'S MY BEST FRIEND!
what shitty town would hire this lardass to be a cop
>>218651215Adam owes me sex
>>218643917that doesn't even make sense, if that is the case then she should be impervious to outside judging
>>218642205this fat retard fucks
>chapo/cumtown shillthread #753465Why don't you cringe communist failures go back to redddit instead of spamming this unfunny trash here?It's going to be hilarious when you all die alone painfully. :)
>>218644758Chapo/cumtown/redscare fans unironically all deserve to die.
>>218645264>I don’t give a fuck about that shitLol why do you commies lie all of the time?It's so blatant
The fact there are actually cumtown redditors here is grim.
