What would you have done?
listened
spin the motor to the front and spit in it
taken an Uber
>>218644998I would've taken my EDC multitool and cut the wire.
hear the human running behind me and turn around like a normal person.but whoops that would ruin the entire gimmick
>>218645271>I am sure to win because my hearing is superior
die
>>218644998this is london nowadays btw
i wouldn't have been cast in such a dogshit movie
What is the name of that device again?
>>218644998why is everyone acting like they didn't see that super obvious assassin?
>>218645271>shh nothin personnel kid
>>218644998Gotten decapitated I reckon
>>218645780Are they supposed to give chase or something? He didn’t hang around and they have no idea what he’s just done
>>218645271Have you seen the full scene? It’s not the first moment of someone jogging
>>218644998Raped.
>>218645266based white person
>>218646232yes, you should give chase and try to keep a 30 foot distance while using your cell phone to describe him to 911.
>>218644998Repented for beating Bruce Lee
Ah yes, the famous automatic garroting wire, for all your assassination needs.
>>218646494it's called a bazinga
How does that even work? Looks fucking retarded
>>218646422>>218646232>>218645780After witnessing an assassination near you the correct course of action is to run after the assassin but not to attempt to subdue him (or her) but to just yell "oh my god how could you assassinate sir! sir! how can you assassinate??" and just generally pester them until they reach one of those staircases that descend towards a metro station. then you just revert back to your idle walk animation and head towards a random destination on foot.
>>218644998Inserted my phone under my fingies
Thanked him.
>>218646690every single time I try to point out the cowardice of modern society I manage to get one of you runts running your mouth.
>>218646691>the phone presses on your face>the wire cuts your neck from the other side>you activate a selfie mode>video gets uploaded to your social media automatically>BLAAARGHHHH as your face gets smushed against the phone and your tongue bulges out and your neck is cut anywayyeah great idea bozo!
>>218646726If you can't handle the bantz how can you stop an assassin, cake boy.
I'd go>Oh no, it's the magic wire that can go through absolutely everything in a matter of seconds, I'm doomed! Don't weep for me, I'm already dead. Peace be with you.
>>218646798The wire is thinner than you neck so it has the right of way.
>>218646422Why? I have places to be.
>>218646894only because the first guy who saw you leaving your house wasn't allowed to go highwayman on your ass.
>>218646859Well, you got me. My neck is THICC AS FUCK, bitch boy! Don't give me no 'tude or I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot.
>>218646979>>218647039oh behave
i would let my head bounce down the stairs and roll across traffic and get bonked back up in the air and land back on my shoulders so the camera can zoom in to my smirking what-are-ya-gonna-do face and i'll toss the viewers an exaggerated shoulder shrug to freeze frame, credits and "sailing takes me away" by christopher crosshttps://youtu.be/9PnXcP8ZI7M?si=fmNpZPiVDMasvshG&t=87
I'd do a barrel roll, you know, for the LULZ. Then, I'd die while thinking of my mom and dad, and maybe a couple girls, idk.
>>218645266ThisPeople think I’m autistic for carrying around EDC stuff but he would still be alive
>they don't edc
>>218646422911, famously useful in London
>>218646690Technically they haven’t witnessed an assassination, he dies a minute later. And the guy who put it round his neck and the guy who grabbed his case have both long since taken off in different directions
>>218647479that's Chad Pitt, why would he be in some Yuropeon dump? unless he's dating the queen or something.
>>218647479wow, a real world traveler we got here, very sophisticated
>>218646691It takes his fingers and head off no problem but you think a phone would stop it?
take my home keys and use the metal to break the wire open
>>218647539His character runs away to London assuming he’ll be safe there
>>218647522I was talking about a different assassination.
>>218644998died a dumb gimmick death by someone putting an extreme amount of effort into killing me with a high failure rate instead of just using a silenced gun
This was a solid kino. Diaz and Bardem were just okay. Pitt did a great job even though he's not on screen much. Maybe the Diamond Jew's little speech was out of place? Fassbender's character was a bit retarded maybe. idk. Cool little flick.
>>218644998Damn, it feels like this shit would be actually possible to make in the real life.
>>218646494They could have just used one of those cow euthanizers instead. How the heck did they even manage to slide that on him
>>218644998I’d have whipped out my trusty Victorinox Swisstool, opened to the convenient and durable wire-cutter that can be de-loved in under two seconds, and cut the wire flush with the feed mechanism. The Swisstool can deploy the wire cutter and pliers faster than any Leatherman tool, and in moments like this when your life is on the line, the Victorinox Swisstool is the implement of choice. Don’t trust your life to inferior multitools. The Victorinox Swisstool is the only multitool you need.
>>218644998
>>218644998Run to the first electrical outlet I can find, stick something metal in the socket and hope the motor shorts
>>218644998thanked him
do people really not at least carry a leatherman with them?
>>218647965it's illegal in bongistan
Take out my Sig Sauer 226 and blast the wire apart. Then cap those two faggots and take my briefcase back.
Which movie?
>>218647555ya, phone is hard, fingers and neck soft. would give me time to find more stuff to shove under the wire, until I had the whole city block under it. by then a scientist could develop a cure.
>>218648183Prometheus
>>218645266Based operator CHAD
>>218648201Is phone harder than bone?
why was he killed again? I forgot about the movie plot
>>218647555what if the wire is female and he has an android phone? It would totally get the ick
>>218647965>My dinky little wire cutter can get through obviously metal covered wire in enough time to not kill me.
>>218644998>you fool, don't you know that such a small wire and motor could never cut through fl-ACK
>>218648687>metal covered wirewhat do you think 'wire' is?
>>218648687>metal covered wirepray tell, what is "wire" made of? Also yes, even cheap wire cutter cut through.. wire.
>>218648805beat you by 30 seconds suckaaaa
>>218647812The Victorinox® Swisstool™, very nice indeed.
>>218648687>metal covered wireLolAlso the motor is clearly the weak point.
>>218646744well its its an alien tech that with a motor THAT small can do this then you cant do anything and that wire is probably adamantium too.
>>218648869yeah but did you get a 5?
>>218646859i guess if you flip your hair accidentally you can cut your head off? Well because hair is thinner then your neck.
>>218649293Apparently cartel beaners came up with it.
>>218648805I’m sure he’s referring to steel cable, which would be impossible to cut with a multi tool unless it’s some real primo shit. A $12 pair of dykes from a garage sale would handle it.
>>218649465>impossible to cut with a multi tool unless it’s some real primo shit>A $12 pair of dykes from a garage sale would handle it.why would you actively contradict yourself like this
>>218648330finger bone is surprisingly fragile, but hey, bone + phone = twice as strong
>>218645772the bowl of cheetos
>>218644998what movie?
>>218649906The Wire That Wouldn't Stop
>>218649906Dune: 2
>>218644998Cool but there's no way such a small, battery operated rotor can be this strong
>>218649906Man in Wire
>>218644998died. literally nothing you can do.
>>218649906Wired
>>218649906the lincoln lawyer
>>218649509Dykes aren’t multi tools dummy. A wire cutter on a multi tool is made to cut copper or aluminum wire and most of them are pretty shit at that. Dykes aren’t necessarily made for cutting steel cable either but they’re a hell of a lot better than multi tools
>>218649906The Wire (tv series)
>>218649674And what of neck?
>>218644998asked someone (preferably a girl) to pee on the motor to short it out
>>218644998What a Radiohead way to go.
>>218650334Cope
Is this really a 5.4/10, or the audience didn't get it?I think the ratings are why I avoided it.
>>218651257It was just misery stuff. Great performances and so on and it's overlooked because it's not for normies.
>>218651257it's definitely better than thata solid entry in the fuck you i liked it genre
>>218650419Busting the motor can't be that difficult if you think fast
>>218648687>meal covered wire
>>218651719this thing had plot armor in the storyunless you had a bolt cutter on hand, you were dead
>>218646690>how can you assassinate??lost
>>218645130FPBP
>>218651719Chud peckerwoods just don't like a movie where brown cartels kill all the white males.
>>218652095they want us to believe that kind of technology is owned by cartels? fucking lmao.
>>218652123Cartels with more money than god can absolutely invest in high tech assassination tools. Cope and seethe cracker.
Why wouldn’t you just shoot him?
>>218644998I would rest easy in the confidence that no self contained device of this size would have enough torque to tighten the wire enough to do that damage. If you mean in movieland make belief I would put as much fabric as possible between my neck and the wire to buy myself enough time to find a cutting instrument.
>>218652174they wouldn't know where to look because they're not connected to the NWO, landscaper.
>>218644998I'd race to achieve the ultimate coom.
>>218644998I'd probably be home in bed or eating ice cream
>>218652258the cartel wanted you to live your last few minutes in horror knowing you were going to die and there was nothing you could do about it. they used the method on people they really hate
>>218652174I guess you haven't seen their videos
>>218648687dirt floors in this one's village kek
>>218644998angelina jolie said this was her favorite scene in the movie.
>>218652123desu cartels get whatever hand me downs feds and glowies don't want anymore so its possible
>>218645772the doesnt exist 9000>the baseline power of a motor is determined by the amount of copper thats in it, no way of getting around this rule>in order to increase the power of a motor, you can add gearing, but now you are lowering the top speed of the motors spin to increase the torque>the voltage of a battery is determined by its chemistry, and the size determines the current, no way of getting around this rule>the most powerful battery that you could fit in that size is pathetically weakso lets imagine it has the best battery and the best motor, how much force could it exert on a struggling man?>the first second it goes on it was working as normal>after he puts up even the smallest amount of resistance, the voltage of the battery will drop, and electricity will now start converting into heat within the motors windings>now he is resisting a motor that is weaker than it was in the first second, he fights more and the voltage falls even further and even more heat is dumped into the motor>finally the motor reaches "stall current" and all of the electricity of the battery is being converted into heat and burning out the motorthe noose no longer tightens and he has an uncomfortable few minutes finding a way of cutting it offit needed to be way bigger and it cant be a wire it has to be a chain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Lcf1vQFEY
>>218647965i genuinely do carry this exact leather man around with me. never be caught lackin
>>218644998This thread actually made me reattach my pocket knife back on to my keys. Thanks.
>>218644998I post here, so I have no jaw and a recessed chin. I would simply slide the wire up over my head and be fine and dandy.
>>218648687yesalso the guy getting killed there knows about the murder/decapitation device so you would think, knowing that he's a target of the cartel, that he would be prepared
>>218644998So is this a real device or not? Certainly never saw one ever used in all those cartel shock videos from back in the day.
>>218644998i would have sat down and listened to what the jogger had to say, and thats what nobody did
>>218650521when someone capitalizes something like that i just replace it with [BRAND] and get angry that they think i'm going to google some bullshit only sold in 2 states or whatever
>>218654446Turns out wires actually can be cut.
>>218645130Lmao
>>218654446how could it be a real device? what battery could power that?
>>218646690kek
>>218647812>>218649081mikkie and maarten have reviewed that thing 3 times and it still has not been defeatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McadEhj7HQ0
>>218645266it's a steel cable. as soon as it's taut on you, you're fucked. your only chance would be to break the motor somehow.
>>218650521when you say a multi tool cant cut steel cable, you mean it cant cut it cleanly in one go. you can take multiple bites and get through it
>>218654954A pocket knife can 100% cut through that little piece of steel cable before it started to decapitate you
>>218652414so they locked people in a room with a sign that said "the amount of carbon dioxide will increase here"
>>218647965The Leatherman is a poor substitute for the Victorinox Swisstool. The Victorinox Swisstool’s wire cutter/pliers combo is available as soon as you open the tool, whereas the Leatherman normally requires a second or third step. When seconds matter, the Victorinox Swisstool will get you free while you will DIE fumbling with a Leatherman.
>>218648687The Victorinox Swisstool can cut through all forms of wire AND braided cable up to 5mm thick with ease. Steel, copper, carbon fibre, titanium: the cold-hardened edges of the Victorinox Swisstool‘s wire cutter can cut them all with ease.>>218654954You don’t need to attack the motor when the Victorinox Swisstool is easily capable of cutting a steel wire of that thickness.>>218655041Maybe. But why take the risk, when the Victorinox Swisstool is an affordable, rugged, fast-deploying system suitable for all your anti-garotte needs? Plus it’s quick deploy capability only requires one hand and carries no risk of you accidentally cutting yourself should the pocket k ore blade slip or twist. Clearly the Victorinox Swisstool is the superior choice.
>>218656096I'm convinced and I'll be buying one. I have Victorinox kitchen knives and they're great.
>>218656096You've convinced me. I'm buying a Victorinox Swisstool today!
I member seeing a funny edit with the diaz car scene with a fish mouth editcan't seem to find it on the archive
>>218647394>People think I’m autisticAnd carrying a multitool to protect from a useless wire choke device that only exists in this one movie is proof of........not being autistic?
>>218644998turtleneck
>>218656419you never know when you need to drive your pliers into some nigger's philtrum and split his maxilla then you pull out his gold tooth as a souveneir
>>218656096>t. heir to the Victorinox fortune
>>218656447vinylon turtleneck
>>218645772its caleld a "bolito", its a special device that exists in Cormac McCarthy's universe alongside other impossible things like silenced shotguns and bolt stunners that bloop people in the forehead.
>>218656096Okay, thoughts on SOG?
>>218657194i have a vulcan i got from an ebay auction, its so based
>>218648349I think he fucked the cartel over in some way
>is that a CD.... with the implication that it contains a snuff video of my wife being killed that was just slipped under my door?? AHHHH IM GOING INSANE. THIS IS THE WORLD I LIVE IN. WHEN I AM GONE THAT WORLD WILL CEASE TO EXIST.
>>218651257There's some cool operator kino in it but the main cast/story is fucking stupid and hard to follow.
YOUCH!he's gonna feel that in the morning
>>218656096Well fuck I'm getting one now. Is this thread all a clever ruse to get people to buy the tool? It worked.
>>218657258This looks like a knife a badguy in an action movie would have. You aren't going to try to stab Bruce Willis with this thing are you?
>>218653939what about gearing though
>>218653939Have you seen "3 Body Problem", and if so, what do you think about the nano-wire vs ship scene?
>>218644998In the film, probably just died. Since it's canonically some sort of impossible-to-cut "unholy alloy". IRL, I'm not sure this device makes any sense. I guess you could engineer a motor this small with a pretty high gear ratio but it would require some work. Then you would also need incredibly sharp thin wire (that also does not destroy the gears pulling it in somehow), then you would need a battery that powers it for long enough, and then you are still leaving the murder weapon (presumably with all the fingerprints) on the body which would help law enforcement catch the killer. And if they're not afraid of getting caught then why not just shoot the guy?
That motor looks much to small for that application. I think i could probably get a tiny dc motor like that to burn up with just mah neck.
>>218657659Lol should have just refreshed the page. You went into way more depth >>218657844Me
>>218653939based poindexter
>>218657659To send a message that they want to do it in a brutal and public way.
>>218656096Well I'm sold. Say anon, how much is the Victorinox Swisstool and where can I purchase one?
>>218653939>but now you are lowering the top speed of the motors spin to increase the torqueBut that's the whole point though? The motor moves very slowly deliberately.
>>218657366bruce willis is wasting away in his own poop and peepee, it would be a mercy killing
>>218658709getting shot to death while you're walking in public is the definition of brutal, if you need more than that, you're just an animal.
>>218644998Why didn't they just shoot him? Why the ridiculous Saw trap?
>>218656266>>218656288>>218657359>>218658801You won’t regret it. I’ve owned two over the last 20 years and they never let me down (I gave the first one away as it was a gift from an ex and I didn’t want it any more, fuck you Lisa). The Victorinox Swisstool was also the multitool used by Renner’s character in ‘The Hurt Locker’ too. If multitools were Hollywood, the Victorinox Swisstool would be Kurosawa’s choice, for sure. Where to buy? I dunno, I’m not a paid marketer, you can probably get one from Amazon.
>>218658960>if you need more than that, you're just an animal.but that's the point, it's the cartel
>>218657659>a battery that powers it for long enoughThat's the most sic-fi part, given that it could be held in place via an object, such as a steel ladle or bar, until the battery either drains or the motor burns out / gear get shorn... Keeping in mind that, to get it over the head in such a manner, the hoop would have to be considerable larger than the targets noggin -- giving them a lot of initial manoeuvering room.
>>218644998I keep a pair of wire cutters in my pocket for this exact scenario.
>>218659039In the video you can see the assassin pull a cord to tighten it. Kind of like a zip tie. Place it over the head, tighten it and it also triggers the motor which then continues to tighten.
Israeli assassins killed the head of Iran's nuclear program a few years back by putting a remote controlled machine gun on the side of the road and activating it when his car went by
>>218644998Immediately pull out my CC and shoot the controlling motor, while (hopefully) being clearheaded enough to aim parallel to my neck/head. Best case scenario is it shatters and I lose hearing in that ear and get some contact burns, but I can then pull the wire out to loosen it and pull the thing off with only a minor cut all around my neck. I then flee the country because if I pissed off a drug cartel enough for them to assassinate me in public in broad daylight that means they're pissed off enough to try killing me againIf that doesn't work than I guess I either keep trying to shoot it until I die, try and shoot the assassin in the back as he runs away, shoot myself in the head for an instant death, or just sit there and accept my fate and hope I don't piss/shit my pants after my head falls off
>>218649906The Counselor.
My neck is really strong if I flexed my neck it would probably break the wire
>>218649906>what
>>218659094>the assassin pull a cord to tighten itThat makes it even more sci-fi... In fact, given that he seemed congnisant of what the device was doing, it must have been a known method of assassination; which means that contingencies would have been available in the universe that the device exists in.
>>218656096>affordable
>>218659336How is it scifi? The mechanism to trigger the motor starts when the loop passes a certain point of constriction. Slip it on, tighten it a bit, which triggers the motor and then it slowly keeps tightening. Do you think this is scifi technology?
>>218659059Why, when the Victorinox Swisstool will cut wire just as well, but also packs screwdrivers, a serrated and non-serrated blade, and more?
>>218646232Big cities are CCTV nightmares. This dude wasn't wearing a mask. Someone who put such a device on someone in public like that would make the national if not international news. The ever prevalent big city surveillance state would show police his every move and the sheer oddity of every aspect of the assassination would have the case be a priority for the law to solve. The whole thing is retarded, dude would've been less noticeable if he had've been wearing a hoodie and just bashed Pitt's head with a hammer.
>>218645130
>>218659344It’s certainly affordable when compared to getting your head cut off by an automated garrotte.If I wanted another one I could get one (Victorinox 3.0323.L Swiss Army Swisstool, Silver, 115mm ) from Amazon for $265 Australian dollars. That’s less than a day’s pay for me, are you poor?
>>218649906The Assassination Of Westray By The Coward Malkina The Bolito Builder.
>>218659469>Do you think this is scifi technology?'Tis; from the technical standpoints of both the battery and motor. The wire is believable; the mechanism isn't possible.>far too small for what its caricatured to do>gimmick for audiences who have never worked with motors / electricityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omTEzHBze7M
>>218644998Remove all my clothes and run naked into the synagogue screaming "death to kikes" while exuberantly masturbating and spraying blood all over the congregation until my head falls off.
Didn't bother reading the thread, but I have just purchased a Victorinox SwissTool (tm) thanks guys!
>>218659920it's called a Swiss army knife you fuckin nerd.
>>218649906Bird on a Wire
>>218656365nvm found itenjoy
>>218656096>200 bucks Any cheap copies can do the same thing
>>218659740>That’s less than a day’s pay for meNo, it absolutely isn't, you good-for-nothing lying Australian bastard.
>>218644998just pull it off because the device couldn't be strong enough to do anything at all. would've delayed me just long enough to lose the briefcase of course.
>>218660139Cheap copies aren’t a Victorinox Swisstool.>>218660253I get paid fortnightly
>>218659948No, the Victorinox Swisstool is a multitool, not just a pocket knife. Some say it’s not even a multitool but more a philosophy of being always prepared and ready for anything. A way of life if you will.
>>218660572If a Leatherman from Costco can do the exact same thing with a lifetime return policy, why overpay like a dunce?
>>218659920I hope you made sure it was the kind with the wire cutters. Not all of them have it.
>>218660714Because I like quality tools made by white people to white people standards instead of chinkshit.
>>218660714A Leatherman requires several actions to deploy the pliers whereas the Victorinox Swisstool only needs one. When an international assassin drops an automated garrotte over your head and you’re fumbling for your Leatherman, the Victorinox Swisstool user has already cut himself free and knocked the assassin unconscious with the solid, robust construction for which Victorinox is justly renowned.
>>218660129Thank you for your service.
>>218653939shut up nerd
>>218660759>I overpay because I'm retardedGot it, thanks. Enjoy your future Porsche.>>218660897>implying I can't action my Leatherman with my offhand while roundhousing my would-be assassin, then flying knee the failed bag-grabberI'm not obese like you so it sounds like I don't need a Victorionix. Thanks for clarifying!
>>218659097Saaar I be believing what jew bros be saying because I ceo
>>218647455>multi-tool is so multifaceted, its chain doubles as anal beadsWowee
>>218644998There's nothing I would have done differently at that moment. Freedom is the recognition of necessity.
>>218647732idk if you could put that much power into such a small battery powered device
>>218645266"Some unholy alloy, nearly unbreakable."Sorry, you don't get out of it with your Leatherman.
>>218659161Yes, because you would have gone down as well respected if you didn't shit yourself. That's an important last thought on earth to have.
>>218657542nano cut would make zero difference to objects as they just stay in same shape just from tension alone.
I reckon wearing two or more of these rings could defeat it. They'll protect your fingers against the wire.
>>218657165Cattle guns exist thobeit
still to this day retards praising this and legit believe its possiblethe amount of power and force required to cut through bone like someone's spinal cord is insane, no your little 2 pound motor with a battery the size of a quarter is not going to decapitate someoneits all for dramatic effect, the real device would have just strangled him and locked it and tightened with no way to undoat that point you just shoot him or stab him with poison, but retards like you want dramatic elongated death scenes
>>218657165but literally both of those exist and are real
>>218659636They would only catch him if he stopped at a McDonalds and sat there completely defeated for an hour waiting for the employees to call the cops on him.
>>218645130Never let this die.
Even if this device would exist, cartel apes even being aware of it, let alone having it is beyond sci fi. These are retarded violent monkeys at all levels.
>>218644998If i'd survive the initial confusion and know what that thing is the instant, i guess taking your watch and trying to cover to collar your artery areas with the metal could help. I'd also think pulling the motor to your front could help, then trying to pour coffee/water and smash it against the pavement could work.
Diaz ruined this movie btw. She can't act to save her life
>>218662114good crying scene, but why was his life spared? this never made sense to me
>>218645130Is this the last funny meme on the website?
>>218659022Give this man a raise.
>>218644998Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.
>>218660129Hypothetically speaking, where would someone, not me, of course, get a fish like that?
>>218660759but victorinox stuff is made in asia whilst leatherman stuff is made in white american flyover state?
>>218644998titanium collar with turtleneck.
>>218659740No, just unemployed
>>218649906Victorinox Swisstool: The Movie
>>218664449I've often wondered if those neck ruffle things people used to wear were like some kind of neck protection or were just weird fashion but i'm too lazy to look it up.
>>218663678He suffers more for what he’s lost
>>218644998Is this type of self-powered garotte actually a real device?
>>218659636It doesn’t matter what happens to the people Cameron Diaz hired to do this. Was the film meant to go on an extra hour so we’d find out if the nameless hired killers got away?
>>218644998I carry wire snips with me wherever I go just in case an assassin tries to pull that shit.
>>218644998>What would you have done?Furiously started masturbating.
>>218659636And yet people get violently assaulted in public without justice all the time
>>218664609>Literally like fifty posts about how this device is impossible.
>>218647204Based looney tunes enthusiast
>>218644998I would have voted and made assassinations illegal. The device would simply not work for that would be against the LAW
>>218649509Im very interested in 12 dollar dykes, ohhhhhh!!!!
>>218653939It's also just straight up idiotic. If you can get close enough to use it then just pop the dude in the head with a gat, no need for theatrics. The "jogger" persona is entirely pointless since the guy is dying and it will be investigated regardless and surprise surprise London has literally a billion CCTV cameras, even more than China. If anything using such an elaborate device would get you MORE attention than a pressumed mugging or gangland hit
>>218659740A bought a similar multitool for 5 bucks and it suits my needs. A fool and his money are soon departed.
>>218664760I don't know, so many people praise Columbo but literally after like three seasons every murder involves some insanely retarded bullshit like this and is is also inevitably the only reason they get caught.
>>218663763Based deus ex chad.
>>218656096This. Other multi-tools CLAIM to offer performance and reliability but they're flimsy, blunt easily, and leave me frustrated and shaking my head; only the Victorinox Swisstool comes with the quality guarantee I can rely on, backed by over a century of Swiss engineering experience.Cheap imitators? Get lost! When performance counts, it's got to be a Victorinox!
>>218664760Gee I wonder if he was supposed to suffer
WHAT TO DO IF SOMEONE PUTS A BOLITO AROUND YOUR NECK:— Get a small metal object (a key, preferably, or failing that, a pen)— Slide this between the wire and your neck, near where the machine is pulling the wire into itself— Twist it round to make a loop in the wire— As the wire tightens, the little sort-of-knot will be pulled up against the side of the machine— It will jam against the intake— It will burn out the motor— If you aren't strangled, you can now find some way of cutting the thingIf you don't have a key or anything you *might* be able to do it with the tongue of a belt buckle.
>>218644998This would never happen to me because I practice situational awareness and I also don't wander the streets of a well known city when people want to murder me
>>218656096>The Victorinox SwisstoolWhy use an imitation Leatherman when you could just use a Leatherman?
>>218653939Not only are you wrong you're a huge fat faggot for linking some normie YouTube shit kill yourself
>>218665196Im enjoying your shtick,.buddy.
>>218644998call an ambulance
>>218649906The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
DUDE ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE A SMALL MOTOR WITH TONS OF TORQUE AND A COMPACT BATTERY LITTERALLY IMPOSSIBLE DUDE
>>218664687>reading posts older than mine
>>218646690lmao
Anything with a motor that small you could just pull apart with your hands.
>>218665736only if you frequent a gym
>>218665697Look at the size of that battery anon, it's much bigger than what that neck device could hold and it's removable. Don't be retarded.
this is what you get for shitting on bruce lee
>>218665750Nah, tiny cogs, electric motor powered by two AA batteries. If you pull in the other direction the whole things comes apart. It's like being scared of lego technics contraptions or being overpowered by a domestic cat.
>>218665697That thing is more than 10x larger.
>>218649906The counselor (2013)>>218665768>>218665957You only need to provide power for a minute with high C-rate cells. Impact driver motors are already small, there are even smaller models and without all the safety casing you can go even smaller.>>218665924oh no, if only there was a way to stop the gears turning in the other direction
I've never been so convinced I'm the smartest person on /tv/ as I have been in this thread.
>>218664385Trvke
>>218644998I'd swiftly deepthroat the assassins penis so the ligature would slice his penis off as it sliced through my neck
So to sum up, the device could easily exist, right?
>>218670047yes, keep a nipper on you at all times
>>218644998Do a 360 and walk away.
>>218653939>glowie reassuring us that this definitely doesn't exist and definitely won't kill us if we notice too hard
>>218670482>Do a 360 and walk awayYou'd still be walking into the wire.
>>218644998These things are 100% real, trust me. I've seen these things in action hundreds of times. Although their much more 'ghetto' made irl, look like there cobbled together outta junk. My uncle Jośe lost 3 of his fingers to one of them when he was out in Pachuca.
>>218645130Based MM
>>218645130That's what no one did, after all :/
>>218646690Is this a reference to Hitman or one of the GTA ? I never played these games but I know bystander NPCs can be pretty retarded
>>218645772I don't know. I don't speak hebrew.
>>218650005Underrated post.
>>218644998>start watching movie due to this post>how jews are awesome and judaism is the foundation of the west in the first 10 minswhat the actual fuck
>>218664005Get a plecco? Literally any pet store in america.
>>218660897I've owned the same Victorinox Swiss Army Knife for 24 years. Still works.
>>218664593The Reason why US Marines are called "Leathernecks" is because when they were in the (iirc) Philippines the filipinos had a habit of sneaking up on the Marines in the jungle and cutting their throats. The Marines took to wearing a thick piece of leather around their necks to prevent their necks getting cut. Hence "Leathernecks"
>>218664760didn't the device blow up afterward?
>>218674539>jew is speaking>believe what he saysnot going to make it
>>218675888trips of truth
>>218644998Why not just stab him in throat rather than using some elaborate, expensive, custom made chocking machine?
>Doing this shit instead of just having some Mexican put two in his head and walk off
>>218662222Geoff Keighley?
>>218663715the last will be a >>>/biz/ meme where they act like jews offering bets on whether civilization will end due to rogue AI or nuclear war knowing they won't have to pay out if it does
>>218658819the video i linked shows how much gearing you need to make a small motor lift a person and even then it breaks.the gears, motor, and battery cannot fit in that space without also being able to overcome a human struggling against it and stalling the motor
>>218678639>without also*while also
>>218675982>why not shoot him in the head>why not run him over with a car>why not kill him in his sleep>why not use a car bomb>why not kill him at an ATM>why not poison his drink>why not boobytrap his house so he slips on a Hotwheels carBecause they established the device around the neck and linked it to a certain group of people. That's why.
The Counselor vs. Prometheus? For me, it's Promethekino, one of the best films of the decade. Ridley really knows what he's doing sometimes.
>>218644998I would have listened then died
>>218644998I did enjoy watching the movie but wtf was the whole warning thing? Why did every single character tried to talk the "counceler" out of the deal when they themself were already involved anyway? Those criminals cared more about that dude than mothers about their babies.
>>218644998Stroke my dick and ride 110% last orgasm
>>218644998>talks about this thing>cartells use it very often>only very few things can cut the it>does not buy a scissor that can cut it after the cartel hunts himwhat was he thinking?
>>218675996it's about sending a message.
>>218644998Really gets my paranoia going.
>>218679452he read a post on 4chan that said it couldn't possibly exist and dismissed the threat
>>218644998What is this? Looks like Saw movie
>>218651905The wire is supposedly some uncuttable alloy, but nothing's said about the motor. A gun would easily take care of it, but this scene took place in London, so Brad Pitt was just supposed to say "part and parcel!" and praise diversity before he perished.
>>218674539The Counselor is legitimately a fucking atrocious film. Mind-numbingly bad and I say this as a Ridley Scott fan who loved Gladiator 2. You've been warned.
>>218663678I don't think he is spared. We just don't see his physical demise. In spirit, he is dead.
>>218679392>wtf was the whole warning thing?To try to establish for the thicker, stupider vierwers that Fassbender was out of his mind to get involved in cartel drug trafficking. Just absolutely terrible decision on his part. That's why, anyway. For dumb dumbs.
Thankfully, I always carry a giant knife on me
>>218680063Prometheus: Engineers Gone Wild (Director's Cut(TM)) (DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS FILM WITHOUT PRIOR WRITTEN AUTHORIZATION)
>>218680220>loved Gladiator 2do you state this opinion IRL? I would not, it's like saying>HEY LOOK EVERYONE!11!! I'M a FUckIIng rEATArrdd AHHHHHi'M SO FUCKiNg DUMbbB aaaahhHHAAAAAA!!!!!111
>>218653939Is this bait? You don't know what a spring is?
>>218665492which leatherman? dutch bushcraft knives channel wants to know
>>218667028we can see the assailant pull on the other end of the wire so now it needs a clamp to fit in there too
>>218644998What movie?
>>218647596That's a stupid assumption, London is full of niggers
>>218644998And that's how Brad Pitt finally died. Tragic.
>>218665697you should have posted the mini chainsaw because it is way closer to the size of the device but then that becomes a problem because the mini chainsaw hooked up to a gear or noose thing can be stopped by a human easily, the motor is WEAK
>>218649906Man on Wire
>>218644998Keep jogging casually so I don't get caught.
>>218670598whats a glowie?do you mean glow in the dark CIA nigger (glownigger)?
>>218683005Leatherman Charge Plus G10, of course
>>218659038Gunshots aren't all that brutal too, unless it's a large caliber to the face you would just see someone fall down and slowly bleed
