>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays>Small skirmish between the British and French>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire>They win the skirmish>Messenger on horseback approaches>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent">"Bloody 'ell, Patrick. What's 'e want now?">Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent>His spymaster of the day is there>As is a weasel-looking British officer or French lord and an honorable but tragically young British officer>"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him.">Lord Fuckworth insults him for being a poorfag, but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man>"As ye like, sir. Ah'll get it dun.">Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission>"It dun maek bloody sense, Patrick. Why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot?">"Oh, surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir. God has a plan for us, sir.">A few battles happen on the way to the objective in forts/towns that have clearly been abandoned and neglected for over a century>Hagman sings an angelic song>Harris reads/translates something>Oh, look. It's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively>They fuck>"Look, Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!">"LOOK OUT, SIR.">Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe>charming young officer introduced at the beginning of the episode dies tragically>Ducos appears>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again, my nemesis.">"Bloody Ducos.">Battle happens>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7-barrelled gun>Wellington arrives>"Well done, Sharpe! You've done it again.">Sharpe and his men march off into the sunset>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COMEKINO
Any bookfags here? Whats the best stuff that never made it into the show?
