>Your son, his penis.
The ted danson sandwich. Why try and guilt Ted into having a shitty sandwich? Why not just ask them to change it
The DVD "system" a.k.a. leaving the DVD cover on top of the player while watching said DVD. That's not a system
saying you shouldnt fly on an airplane with shorts, as for the penis line thats okay with a close friend
>>218654140Eating the dogs last meal with jeff was just mean. One of the few times he really deserves Susies wrath
>>218655240Always felt like Ted's sandwich having coleslaw AND Russian dressing would make it soggy and leaky as shit.
>>218656397is that why they call your mom's snatch "The Ted Danson"?
>>218654140For some reason him snacking on nuts while phoning in an apology to someone has lived rent free in my head for 20 years.
>>218655465Its more of a procedure but it will prevent less lost and misplaced DVDs than the average person
>>218656471kek
Not telling Susie that his passenger seat might cause her to orgasm
