What are things that movies made seem really amazing that ended up disappointing? Pic related for me. I was excited to have my first beer because the movies made it seem like something amazing but it was just gross. I felt robbed.
>>218657834What brand? Craft is better than yellow piss from the shelf. Even boxed wine has more complex flavor.
Basic training is a lot lamer than the movies made it out to be. It's mostly just slideshows about sexual harassment and fire safety.
>>218657976You must have been in the Chair Force.
>>218657834>What are things that movies made seem really amazing that ended up disappointing?College
>>218657834Getting a blowjob.
>>218657834Wine and hard liquor are much better. White wine with sparkling water or vodka with orange juice just can't be beat.
>>218658216>excited go to college>sign up for my classes>don't talk to anyone>no one talks to me>graduate having made 0 friends>struggle in job market>work shitty jobs for a couple of years>notice a few people I went to school with in different companies in high positions that are working the same projects >suddenly realize the whole point of college was making social connections for life>have literally zero connections that matter. Just 2 friends from high school that I haven't talked to in 10 yearsWhat's the point now. It's over
>>218658377>White wine with sparkling water or vodka with orange juice just can't be beat.i hate zoomers so fucking much
>>218658322ive been with only 2 girls who knew how to do them in a way that didn't feel like a waste of time for them and me.
>>218658322Only prostitutes know how to give a good blowjob.
>>218657834>What are things that movies made seem really amazing that ended up disappointing?america
>>218658479kek this
>>218658479>>218658536You've never been.
>>218658479
>>218658431There's a lesson here somewhere
>>218658479Why are brownoids so fascinated with America? Are they so retarded that they think being in the richest country will make them rich?
>>218658702>Why are brownoids so fascinated with America?It's the land of their people
>>218658479oh boy, you've gone and done it now
>>218658479fuck you, buddy
>>218658479Movies show: hustle and bustle in the big city, cookie cutter suburbs, gunsAmerica: hustle and bustle in the big city, cookie cutter suburbs, gunsI don't get how somebody would get disappointed
>>218658479as a millennial i agree with this 100%
>>218659715might be a generational thing, to be fair
smoking weedJust made me sick and puke, no good feelings at all.
>>218658477wait your mom isn't a prostitute is she??
>>218658322It's good if you fuck the girl's mouth.
>>218661786Happens when you're getting startedSame with alcohol
>>218657834I'm 99% sure this is pasta but you're still a loser faggot.
>>218658431>be a loser>nobody changed my life for me without asking>still a loserlmaoimagine throwing your life away like thiscan you imagine how many opportunities you had throughout your life and you threw every one away out of fear
>>218661786You took too much. You should try again with less. Don't be drunk when you do it either.
>>218661786Maybe you smoked too much. Maybe you're allergic. I'm allergic and it causes me to puke every time.
>>218658479this
>>218658684Yea get a hobby and get warmed up to people
>>218658322>t. circumcised
>>218658444are you retarded?
>>218658479Idk if America in general, but definitely New York.
>>218662052Then maybe they're not actually good and you just start thinking it's good once the addiction kicks in.
>>218658444Why are you retarded? NTA, im nearly 40 and hes right. A paralyzer here and a margaritas there is also really good but for quick and easy a classic screwdriver cant be beat.
>>218658479700 replies
>>218658322Even a bad BJ still feels good to me. The first time a girl throated my dick though, absolute game changer. Made me cum in less than a minute. I'm also not cut, so might be why all BJs feel good to me.
>>218658702>when an amerimutt tries to insult non-amerimutts with a racial remarkL and if I may MAO
>>218657834A cold pint on a hot day is one of life's greatest pleasures. Half the glass is gone on the first gulp.
>>218664467>NTA
>>218657834THINGS THAT ARE BETTER IN MOVIES THAN IN REAL LIFEBRONZE: LesbianismMovie lesbians look like Joan Chen (Wild Side) or Patricia Charbonneau (Desert Hearts).Real-life lesbians look like androgynous sewage workers with a grudge against existence.SILVER: AlcoholismMovie alcoholism makes you deep and fascinating and irresistible to women and is easily shrugged off after a thirty-second rehabilitation montage.Real-life alcoholism makes you fat and poor.GOLD: New York CityMovie NYC is cool and vibrant and you can afford a six-room apartment in a nice neighbourhood while working as a waitress.Real-life NYC is hell on earth unless you have an income of at least a million dollars a year, in which case it's merely worse than anywhere else you could afford to live.
I hate how movies made sex seem so great, it just felt like sneezing to me
>>218657925Yeah but the big brand, light lager stuff is what people in movies are always drinking. So even if OP found a craft beer that he likes some day his point still stands
