Old Bones EditionPrevious >>218619671
star trek sex with shran
Disco Bones
>episode starts with Keiko coming back to DS9 and telling O Brien she’s pregnant again. He doesn’t seem excited for another kidOh fuck is miles going to force Keiko to get an abortion this episode
star trek sex with morn
>>218658409Full of green dust
>>218658409I always forget STV and STVI came out after this and he didn't actually look this old.
It was a bones hazard
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS:WHERE ARE YOU?!
uhhmm bajoran slaves- i mean workers, aboard terok nor. i request asylum and permanent access to the holosuite
>>218658418
>>218658885shran, weyoun, and brunt, FCA?
>DOOM was always known to keep the best girls' backs bent>Some say it's the eyes, some say the accent>A lot of guys wonder where their stacks went>I call her Thunder-Thighs with the fatty swoll-uh>Only mess with high rollers, do what Daddy told her>No matter the city, she with me to do the thang-thang>Workin' the coochie, hoopty Chitty Chitty Bang Bang>Same name on the titty as on the name ring>Pretty like Baby D off "All in the Same Gang"
>>218658920>Cue the rapper tell him bring what little he got>Up against the Villy, it's really not diddly-squat>Until they head hurts - when it come to wreck>Crews is like them dudes in red shirts off Star Trek>He Kirk, he Spock, he McCoy>Been B-Boy, since you jerks first squeezed toys
>>218658885i love Weyoun
>>218658885now draw them kissing
>>218658720It is a superior make-up job than he had in The Deadly Years.
>>218658601Some of the TMP costumes are kino. Bones should have kept the disco outfit the whole movie.
>>218659355
>>218659355I'm really surprised the general design of Kirk's admiral outfit never got adapted into anything further down the line, it's the standout outfit from that movie
>>218659514what is the function of the gameboy advance on his waist where a belt buckle would be if it wasn't a onesie space pajamas
Best Trek Girl is Cadet Fraidy Kat.
>>218659843Wrong, it's Cadet BPD.
>>218659514Everyone must have gotten PTSD from looking at the costumes. Even the good ones.>>218659514>Sorry Ensign Anon, we're all out of the uniforms with the separate shirt. You have to wear the jumpsuit that shows your dick.What do you do?
>>218658409Should have gone with the other Bones
>>218659754I think they were supposed to be some kind of medical/health monitors for each individual crew member.
S02 of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy is going to have a wedding eppy.
>>218660189No one cares
>>218659932I'm glad they went with the one they chose. That screen test looks somewhat amateurish, like something you'd see in a high school play.
The D'Deridex was obviously superior to the Galaxy class.
>>218660798It certainly looked quite menacing. I'll give you that.
>>218660798>>218660922But they usually only confronted the Enterprise D in a group of three to one.
does data fill his sack up with synthetic nut like putting windshield wiper fluid in your car?
>>218660997No reason to take a fair(er) fight if you can avoid it.
rough seeing Quark becoming Nagus in this episode because I know there's no way DS9 could sustain Quark as Nagus for the rest of the show.
i would like to make sex to these women
>>218661038replicates it
>>218661042It's late, so I don't really feel like arguing the cow word.
>>218661047alright nvm, I just finished the episode. Good twist.
>>218661047>>218661168DS9 writers, you've done it again!
>>218661060>>218660189Please stop.
>>218661166>the cow word.bell? milk?
>>218661375ward
>>218659355I liked how Bones wore civvies through both III and IV
>>218659932I feel like the monster maroons should have been retained as the dress uniforms for TNG. Only used on highly formal occasions
>>218658885Did you know they are all played by the same actor?
>yfw Data was mocking Star Fleet the entire time and never wanted to be human.
should they have kept Shelby around?
>>218661060SAM honestly looks like Boss Nass
>>218661894as a recurring character maybe
>>218661467His style can't compare to Sulu's.Who is winning Best Fit of Star Trek IV, /trek/?
>>218662771You're right. Sulu is the best dressed.
>>218662832I want to ask who you think the worst dressed is, but it's probably poor "just gets to wear her uniform" Uhura. At least she has great hair.
>>218659514Wait, why is the Commodore looking at his son's dick?
>Age 22 versus age 25
>>218663042Uhara is incredibly attractive for a woman her age. She lools great. Spock has the worst fit.
why he is so much better than wesley?
>>218662771chelov for 4sulu for 3kirks shirt is cool and i like mcoys jacket
>>218659932>>218661510The TNG formal uniforms we ended up with were mostly just untucked/elongated versions of the regular outfits, with some of them looking like they had the frontal openings of most of the TOS movie uniforms. I don't hate them, but I wish the monster maroon designs stuck around in some capacity more. I think they were used up until or into the 2350s, very much within living memory to the TNG days, so I wonder when their last usages really were?
>>218663682He has autism.
>>218658409>>218659335>>218659932Unfortunately, all of the old depictions of Doctor McCoy reminded me of this guy, at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Maybe the horrifying image of that scene stuck with me, and I was reminded of it in Star Trek's depictions of really old Bones. Would a 120 or so man really look that rough, on average?
Why didn't Janeway throw Neelix off the ship for attacking a bridge officer?
>>218663901Isn't this the same episode where they discover the M class planet that's nicknamed Planet Hell but Janeway still insists on going down there and within minutes it turns into a search and rescue mission because the shuttle crashed?
>>218663992nah that was season 4 demon class planet and the shuttle didn't crash
neelix...tom....harry.....tuvok......chakotay......janeway..........
theres no way data made it through the academy without several whore cadets forcing their way onto his pole.
>>218659754The onesie folds back into it when you press the button. There's a little washer and dryer in there too so it's nice and clean when you go to put it back on.
>>218663992>>218664002Yeah they nicknamed it Planet Hell because it was covered in a protein vapor that makes you itch all the time. Without a hypo you just end up developing boils all over.
Best and worst true-Trek actors?
>>218665302Main cast?Best - TuvokWorst - Bashir
>>218665302Best: Picard, Odo, QuarkWorst: Jadzia
>>218665302Best: Picard, Data, Spock, Odo, Dukat, QuarkWorst: Troi, Wesley, Kirk (even though I like him anyway), KiraJust off the top of my head. Haven't seen VOY recently enough to include them.
>>218658885SHUT UP WEYOUN
>>218665302>>218665385>>218665396>>218665408Is Avery Brooks a good actor or no? I like his general presence and his intensity but I don't think that's the same thing as knowing how to act, which I think he's kinda bad at.
>>218659610The actors all hated the TMP uniforms, hence the huge change in TWOK...
>>218665302Is lower decks true-trek?
>>218665465I haven't seen it, which means no. (Kidding but jokes aside probably not)
>>218665444He's great in his father-son scenes with Jake. Always felt genuine to me. But that "Noooo!" in the first episode, when his wife died, had me in stitches.
>>218665501Oh yeah the entire first episode flashback was terrible. Good call on the father scenes though. I can dig it.
It is physically impossible for black people to be good actors.
>>218665621Denzel Washington was good as Blade
>>218665302Best: ShatnerWorst: Takei
>>218665501Brooks advocated for more father-son bonding the scenes to fight the stereotype of absent black fathers. And what do NuTrek writers do but fight the nuclear family at every turn.
>>218665501He's great with Old Man Sisko as well, all the family stuff really, and he's great as Nog's mentor later on.But other than that, Brooks is only good when Sisko is pissed off. Which thankfully is quite often.
Kirk got rizz
>>218665805The nuclear family is facism. Trump supports that kind of thing.
>>218658418>the morning after
>>218665501I LOL'd when I saw that scene for the first time too. The NOOO! completely pulled me completely out of the seriousness lmao. I was expecting him to be a shit actor but he got a lot better as he settled into the character.
Oh Seska, you bitch.I love this horrible woman.
>>218665302Bashir is GODAWFUL in the first season. What the hell were they thinking.
Finally got to Damar's first appearance on my rewatch. Just 10 or so more 'sodies until Weyoun debuts and then DS9 REALLY starts.
>some anons: "durrr stop bitching about nutrek and just ignore it">other (possibly the same) anons: *shoves it in your face all the time to make sure it can't just be ignored*what are some episodes that are similar
I feel like they wanted this guy to be Voyager's Dukat but he's just not getting there. In this episode he got totally played by his former massa.
>>218666226Yeah bro I'm rewatching DS9 now and was really struck by that. I didn't remember how bad it was. Fortunately for everybody, it was uphill from there. I'd put him squarely in the average/neutral category overall.
>>218666407Hard for Voyager to have one central villain though. Did you expect him to chase Voyager 70,000 lightyears through the quadrant?
on "Invincible" Season 4, Episode 2 when Nolan (J.K. Simmons), Allen (Seth Rogen), and Telia (Tatiana Maslany) need a ship to acquire weapons and entities powerful enough to kill Viltrumites. However, they also need to keep a low profile, so they need a ship on the clunkier side. That's where the Venture starship comes into play, complete with "Star Trek"-esque music that's just distinct enough to avoid any copyright infringement.They're then greeted by the Captain (Scott Aukerman), whose bald aesthetic is rather reminiscent of Patrick Stewart's Captain Picard on "Star Trek: The Next Generation." He continues to introduce other members of the crew — Worg, Download, and Counselor Tuva.
>>218666502Probably not. His actor is pretty good though.
>>218666533>Seth RogenCool, I'll make sure not to watch.
>>218666533who the fuck even posts this shit? is it some tranny?
>>218666717Shilling but IRONICALLY!
>>218666533This stupid ass cartoon can't decide whether or not it wants to be taken seriously. I only watched the first season because the black girlfriend was so obnoxious. I was even rooting for Omni-Man to kill everyone at the end. And then there's that scene of a JPG being dragged across the screen being passed off as animation. Think of how many shows died so this could get funding.
>>218666631The new Muppets show was good in spite of Seth Rogen's involvement.
booba
>>218666573He reminds me of Marv from home alone
>>218665465Yes but it's not great. Better than VOY
>>218666382Are you incapable of ignoring things? Maybe public message boards are not for you.
The Xindi-Insectoid army CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK is at your disposal, Commander.
>>218667027I'm almost done watching DS9 for the first time and it made me realise just how many qties they used to hire as actresses back in the day compared to now.
>>218667373Why do you repost from random strangers' Facebook accounts? That's pretty creepy.
>>218667551ENT isn't canon.
>>218667652All part of the plan.
>You will never watch season 5 of Enterprise>Manny Coto wanted to make an episode dealing with the Fundamental Declarations of the Martian colonies. Described as a sort of Cuban Missile Crisis on Mars, with the comets used for terraforming the planet being aimed at Earth.>Coto suggested that two story arcs of the season would have been to show "origins of the Federation" and "whispers of the Romulan war". Consequently, the Romulans would be the major villains of the season.>Plans existed for an episode showing the construction of the first starbase, most likely in the Berengaria system.>Writer/producer Mike Sussman hoped to have T'Pol finally meet her father, and reveal to the audience that he was in fact a Romulan agent who had posed as a Vulcan officer prior to faking his own death.>More Mirror universe episodes>Manny Coto has also said, had the series been given a fifth season, the recurring character of Shran may have joined the Enterprise as an "auxiliary or an advisor"
>>218668224Cram it, POOFTER
>>218667652There's still the occasional babe in nuTrek.
>>218668282>>Writer/producer Mike Sussman hoped to have T'Pol finally meet her father, and reveal to the audience that he was in fact a Romulan agent who had posed as a Vulcan officer prior to faking his own death.This sounds retarded
>>218668611You're retarded.
>>218668533Xe has that big dick energy
My brothers and sisters in Islam are we ready for Ramadan to be over?
>>218668533Post the background actress with big boobs from Academy
>>218668640What would that add to T'Pol's character? Nothing
>>218668611it answers the questions about why she was an emotional slut from the start
>>218668792I'm ready for islam to be over
>>218668979I bet you still live in your smelly little childhood incel bedroom
>>218668533>I throw this ball to you and this other player stands between us with a bat, a stick, and he/she/them/xe, and he/she/them/xe tries to hit the ball in between these two white lines. No. The rules aren't important. What's important is, it's their pronouns. Every time I throw this ball, a hundred different things can be on the other end to catch. he/she/them/xe might feel like a man, a woman, something in between or none whatsoever. The point is, you never know. You try to anticipate, set a strategy for all the possibilities as best you can, but in the end it comes down to throwing one pitch after another and seeing what happens. With each new consequence, the gender begins to take shape.
>>218669069kek
wesley plays baseballdoctor kelso knows all about baseballthey had a whole baseball league on cestus 3.at least archer was obsessed with an actual obscure sport
>>218668979But she wasn't. They literally explain this in the show. She was fine until she was mind-raped by the laughing Vulcan who eats chicken. Then she gets hooked on Trellium-D which fucks with her emotional suppression.I swear, people who make these claims have never watched the damn thing.
>>218669179>at least archer was obsessed with an actual obscure sportThe thing I don't get about water polo is how you can swing the mallet in the water. Horses can swim but they'd generate a lot of churn and the mallet would swing against significant resistance.
>>218669179what the fuck do you mean "at least"?
>>218669069>why do you exist here?>>I don’t understand>a woman doesn’t exist here so why do you choose to exist here, in this place, on this site?>So you are not a woman>>no I am not a woman…
>>218668792Is this the same character?
>>218669179that's something i never got about archer. him and trip would be watching American football and the occasional basketball game. fucking water polo? no way.
>>218669384enlightened (gay) sport. Football is barbaric
>>218669414>>218669384it just really reinforces the fact that he's a nepotard. it's exactly the kind of sport a spoiled brat who went to private school would be into.
>>218669351Islam is eternal so yes
>>218669456>it's exactly the kind of sport a spoiled brat who went to private school would be into.that would be lax
>>218669474my public school had a lax team so no. only private schools have fucking pools.
When the fuck is Parrises Squares inventedHell when are new sports ever invented and adopted widely? I still remember the failure of the XFL, and Battlebots never really caught on outside of a secure little niche.
>>218668792Holy fucking BASED
Earth is united under the Islamic Caliphate
presumably it was invented by another culture. there doesnt seem to be any special technology. new sports are invented as technology advances. snowboarding, bmx, kite surfing, hoverball.
>>218669496lots of public schools have pools. they are usually open to the public with dual function as community pools.
Atheists: Humans, Cardassians, Romulans, Borg, Changelings, QTheists: Vulcans, Bajorans, Jem'Hadar, Vorta, TalaxiansAntitheists: KlingonsIs this accurate?
>>218669812yeah no I'm sure that's extremely common in upstate New York. a pool in public every school.
>>218669845Klingon Hell is a very real place and you can go there via medically-induced coma.
>>218669351Is that Ilhan Omar?
>>218670025Klingons have spirituality, but the legend is that they killed their gods
>>218663130The shame of fathering a dicklet is killing him.
>>218670168I just find it funny how B'Elanna got to go save her mom from the ship of the damned while Neelix has to just sit there and grapple with "the path" being make-believe."Neelix you're alive so clearly it wasn't 'your time', if it was you wouldn't be here and you would've seen The Path, chill"All it would've taken
>>218663130"Commodore, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>218670025Did they change her ridges as the show went on?
I've seen every episode of TNG 2-3 times. Yet new episodes seem to keep being mandela effected into existence. How is this possible? Have you noticed?
I like that alternate universe Worf keeps his participation trophy from the bat’leth tournament even though it was obviously something they gave him in dishonor, snickering behind his back.
>>218670499There might be some makeup inconsistencies over 7 seasons but I've never noticed.
>>218670594A new episode called "The High Ground" got created during my most recent rewatch.
>>218670422That episode was obviously written by atheists.
>>218670594that's not even a forgettable episode
>>218670422It’s funny how the episode about the aliens killing themselves by teleporting to an asteroid field and learning their afterlife was a lie ended up with their afterlife probably being real. So unnecessary
>>218659932>Gene why are we shooting my scenes first....
>saw cast photos weeks ago>figured the hat was just a goofy photoshop>it's reallmao wtf
>>218670685>It's over, Beverly! I have the high ground!
>>218670594youre full of shit. everyone remembers yars hotter younger sister>>218670685that episode isnt great but its memorable for crusher being an retard in the first act. she should have been run out of the service after that
>>218670744 her real life costume is more Roddenberry than Berman
>>218670744i must admit its a smart choice by her stylist. if you tried to make her look pretty or even normal it would backfire and she would look even more insane. going full clown mode almost distracts from her retardation.
>>218670779she was rockin the sarah conner vibe
>>218670837she's actually kinda cute if she didn't go out of her way to look retarded and got rid of the septum piercing
>>218670744What a handsome race.
>>218670168They were more trouble than they were worth.
>>218670744God forbid someone try something new
>>218670744>Computer, please generate a Black American woman, mid-twenties. >[computerized beeps]>Make her short, overweight, - and... oh yes, giver her an enormous ridiculous pink fluffy hat.>Save program as "21st Century Humiliation Ritual" and run
>>218670926>newJamiroquai has been rocking a massive fluffy hat for decades
>>218670744>lock necklaceIsn't this a BDSM thing?
>EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I'M POSTING NUTREK LALALALALA>LOOK AT IT!!!!!
>>218670926Uncreative people without artistic ability should stay in their lane.
>>218670744She should really be fluffing her resume considering the season finale of SFA couldn’t crack the Paramount charts the weekend it aired.
>>218670927>[error chirp]>Unable to comply, program exceeds safety parameters
>>218670594I'm rewatching DS9 right now and for me it was Things Past
>>218671294i can't forget this one because Garak was mad at "spoonheads"
Why does cumming to Trek babes feel better than masturbating normally?
>>218671009malding geezer lmao
>>218671294>Odo get instrumentality
>>218671294this one is very forgettable because its basically the same as the one where odo fails to notice kira is a murderer.
>>218671294I remember the technobabble at the end about Odo subconsciously trying to form a link, implying he still has some leftover Changeling in him which makes sense with how the dying infant restores him.
>>218670926based /pw/ memer
After watching Inter Arma I am left wondering what the general consensus on Section 31 is. The way I see it, every other government has their own S31 equivalent and none of them are above doing underhanded shit, so why shouldn't Starfleet do the same? Is Section 31 really that immoral?
>>218671638That's one of my favorite DS9 eps. I love how the whole episode is framed as a classic noir mystery. Things Past is much less interesting in terms of style and the mystery itself.
>>218658618All the neighbords will know.>You knew he was a talker but you didn't know he was a howler did you.
>>218670744I don't get the hate. Maybe she's not your cup of tea but that smile is infectious and I love the Humpty Hump fashion style. She just grabs them in the biscuits
>>218659879Dancer's Belt?>>218668533Which is unironically why you can't see this fella's dingaling.
>>218668792So honest question here, I always thought that the reason why planets were such monocultures in trek is that Star Fleet just didn't fuck with them until they unified (with some exceptions, the bajorans culturally unifed under the boot, not democratically, there's a handful of 'civil war' type worlds). Does muslems in star fleet undermine this for humanity? is this just throw away trash from the worst of the nu trek animated stuff?
>>218671881its an enjoyable episode for me but i dont like how obvious it is that kira did it. makes odo look like a moron
>>218672323TOS had a chapel on board the Enterprise with various religious symbols on it, TNG had mentions of Hindu and Shinto, DS9 made reference to Christianity, it seems that spiritual and religious practices still exist to some extent.
How accurate is this list?
>>218672323>. Does muslems in star fleet undermine this for humanity? iPathogens mellow out over time and religion is the same way.
>>218672323we only see the state approved version of must cultures. in reality most of them are amoral degenerates who do whatever they want like the sikarians
The Klingon succession ritual is so cucked like an “arbiter”? Really nigga? Is this middle school?>Gowron report to peer counseling and then it doesn’t even make sense since anyone with a knife can challenge you for power. He shoulda just let the kid take the throne and then merc’d him
>>218671858>everyone else is immoral, why shouldn't we be?>it's the moral thing to do!What
>>218673036it makes sense, they wanted to avoid war with each other so they could do war with everyone else. klingons have zero expertise at avoiding wars and needed a consultant.
>>218673068Wanting to avoid a war is not Klingon
>>218673058Correct. Get Fucked.
>EMH: Because we're not capable of choosing.>KES: Well, you choose what medical treatment to give someone.>EMH: I'm programmed with over five million possible treatments, with contingency programs and adaptive programs. But it's all programs upon programs upon programs. There's no independent decision making.>KES: I don't see the difference.>EMH: The difference is>KES: I base decisions on information stored inside my brain. How's that so different from the way you access your programs?>EMH: Well, if you put it that way.Kes is such a redditor
>>218658409Karl Urban was better McCoy than DeForest.
>>218658602I would be more concerned that she got pregnant, while she was away.
>>218673680>Karl Urbanthis can't be a real name
>>218672409What's the point of having weddings in TOS/TNG if there's no religious ceremony to go along with it? After all, without the religion aspect, it's a marriage is just a government contract.
>>218673706>b-but we only had the o-one night[Keiko stares blanking before formulating response]>surprise!
>>218673762a religion is not needed in order to cherish someone you love and celebrate a commitment to one another.
>>218672113of course someone who talks as gay as you do would like nutrek
>>218673762To be fair the institution of marriage seems largely symbolic since there's no financial or material sharing presumably
Why did they show us this
>>218674162what? are you turned on by a naked baby? are you a babyfucker?
>>218674149I mean it still has the practical purpose of whittling down couples' surnames.Imagine having to bark out orders in an emergency and everyone has octuple-barrelled surnames...
>>218672439just watch it all from start to end and make your own opinion like a normal fucking human being
Rumor has it Skydance is really happy with Kurtzman. I think it's fair to say we're not getting good Star Trek again in our lifetime.I don't know why they decided to turn Star Trek into a franchise for women and queers but here we are. Normal dudes not welcome.
>>218674162To show that people are evolving into CGI.
>>218674502I guess they're like drug dealers, they never sample their own product. It's the only explanation for how they've let it be so terrible for so long.
>>218674502Happy with what exactly? NuTrek is a commercial and cultural failure. The reviews are only so-so. It can’t be driving P+ subscriptions. It pisses me off how people have been fired for so much less yet Kurtzman continues to burn everything down around him.
>>218672439>Field of fire>badThis is why you dont pay attention to these retarded lists and just watch every episode to make your own judgement. Dont be a little bitch.
>>218668533hideous
>>218668533gorgeous
>>218668533That's a man.
>Troi's father's closest friend is Stephen Miller, Advisor to US Homeland Security>Troi calls Riker "Bill"So many revelations and I'm barely ten minutes in to this...
>>218668533That's a woman.
>>218675804I could swear Q also called Riker "Billy-boy" once and only once. It should have stuck. Very cute nickname.
>>218671451Well that's just like your opinion, man.
im worf moghs my dad
>>218670744Are you sure that's not Don Lemon?
>>218672439It's only accurate in the opinion of the moron who created it.
>>218673762Marriage in America today is purely bureaucratic. If you get married in a church it means jack shit until you fill out the paperwork.Conversely, if you fill out the paperwork and don't have a ceremony at all, you're married.
>>218674502I don't think this is true,Under Paramount's old owners, Kurtzman/SH's overall deal was extended to 08/2026 (two years ahead of it's 2023 expiration)Skydance bought Paramount in 2024 and has had over a year to extend that contract. Instead they've done nothing and the clock it ticking.
It's happening. The Next Voyageneration Nine. Kurtzman's days are numbered.
The image that single-handedly declared Total Geezer Victory.
>>218677542i love this image so much. it's so powerful.
>A ship counselor?! What is wrong with this generation? Back in my days we weren't sissies, who needed to be hand holded on the bridge, so we don't cry!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYfon5MAiEU
>>218677542Oh come on, putting Jeffrey Combs next to them was so not fair.
>>218677542All hail Trekpu
>>218677916Troi was a DEI hire. She did nothing for no one.
>>218677949putting Jeffrey Combs next to them doesn't magically stop anyone from wanting their autograph from getting in their line, retard. there's not some rule where you can only choose one.
>>218674502The purpose of Academy was to reintroduce the Doctor character and add a parasocial element to champion LLM rights
>>218678478She sucked a lot of dicks
>>218674502Arguable the only good thing about Kurtzman is that he probably has a cheap production pipeline to produce a show with a lot of sci-fi VFX. If they keep him on they should strip out all his creative control and let other people do that.
betazoid eyes look demonic ngl
>>218678587Imagine how she must walk through the halls in her skin tight bodysuit empathing “god I want to fuck those tits” from every guy she passes.
Why does Robert Duncan McNeil hate Star Trek now? (not nu-trek but tru-trek)
>>218678494When you have limited time and money, you go for the best.
>>218678746nobody at a con standing in line to pay 70 bucks for Jeff's scribble has limited time or money. nice try faggot but it's not his fault nutrek is dogshit and people would rather leave than stand in line to get an autograph from any of those shit characters. I guarantee if Marc Alaimo and Armin Shimmerman were in those other 2 seats each person would be leaving one line and getting into the next.
>outsmarted by Wesley>out-engineered by O'Brien>out-inceled by Barclay>out-Spocked by Data>out-blacked by WorfWhat purpose does he serve?
>>218678727Does he? What did he say?
>>218678831>and people would rather leave than stand in linewait I misspoke because there isn't even a fucking line in the first place
>>218678831I dunno, why would you want an autograph from a facist, or a je... capitalist?
>>218678856Realigns the dilithium crystal matrix to restore antimatter mediation. Any more questions, chud?
>>218678856No one out disabilitied him. Unless we count how retarded Troi could be.
>>218678893Didn't he stop going to conventions because he fell out with someone?
>>218678856geordi's main role on the show is data's best friend, being the chief engineer and bad with women are secondary character traits
>>218672113>that smile is infectiousIs that why I'm feeling itchy?
>>218672113I feel bad for her and Barefoot Holly Hunter because they sound disabled.
NuTrek best Trek. Its what it should always be. Finally they have money for real aliens, instead of retarded "oh everyone looks the same, because someone seeded the galaxy trillions of years ago", and money to hire real actors who can actually act. Michael was exquisite.
>>218679030>>218678856he does mentor wesley in the ways that being an adult sucks
>>218678654At one point it has to be a tax scam. There's no way these shows are turning enough profit to be operating legitimately.
>>218679372Michael Dorn?
>>218679492probably not a tax scam but accounting scam sure. either way they own it forever and it'll probably bring some amount of profit in infinity years.
>>218679658No, Spock sister Michael.
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>>218679947Which 'sodes does she appear in?
>>218680037All of Discovery. Pay attention to who's crying, it's probably her.
>>218680138its everyone including the audience
>>218678530I used to enjoy watching Picardo's character in the Voyager series, up until he exposed himself as the uber-woke faggot that he is irl. Now I can't stand to see him in anything, anywhere... Even his appearance in the Orville is cringe to me.
>>218680505Almost all actors are like that howeverbeit
>>218680505sounds like autism and denial, why would you even show up on /tv/?
>>218680505I liked his character growing up but AI discourse ruined him for me. I’ve used LLM chatbots to jerk off with the exact amount of sentience he espoused.
>>218680587>I’ve used LLM chatbots to jerk off with the exact amount of sentience he espoused.The fact that you'd admit this to any other human being makes me suspect you have even less self-awareness than the LLM.
>>218679372Nutrek is for faggots and no one else. Queers, wokeists, and morons have taken over entertainment to the point of driving sane people out of the business, making most everything they make worthless and unwatchable.
>>218680505they're all faggots, but to me knowing that only makes them better actors. like they'd be fucking insufferable to be around irl but have the talent and experience to put that aside to become intriguing characters on-screen. of course, credit should also be given to the rest of the crew but still
>>218680692>any other human being
>>218680753Star trek was always woke.
>>218680926Star Trek was always racist, xenophobic, colonialist, heteronormative and white-coded
how did season 7 of tng manage to have some of the series worst episodes
>>218681095Gambit is so bad. TNG has bad two parters in general (besides times arrow). Now that I think about Voyager probably had the best ironically
>>218680505I'm going to check out Frakes and Spiner's podcast as soon as I get some free time. But the minute they start dropping politics instead of names, I'm out.
>>218681085Star Trek was soviet utopia.
>>218681185homeward and sub rosa are two absolute stinkers too, the latter moreso
>>218681257Yes, that’s what I said.
>>218678955Hemmer out-blinds Geordi. Yeah I know he's from NuTrek but he was based.
my most hated TNG episode is Suddenly Human. sure there are worse ones but that one pissed me off the most
>>218681095They were clearly running out of steam and the show would have become Voyager quality if they had continued I imagine. Though I do wonder what their plans would have been for something like a season 8-9. Maybe more DS9 crossovers.
>>218680587>I’ve used LLM chatbots to jerk off with the exact amount of sentience he espoused.I'm afraid you're just easily hoodwinked, my friend.
>>218681328True, Hemmer was awesome.
>>218681353I hate the one where Wesley saves Picard by speedhacking his tricorder like a technowizard to kill some 3D asset, then tells Picard how gay he is for him. I hate all of Wesley’s episodes come to think of it. Brave I know
>>218681423Not as easily hoodwinked as voyager’s crew.
>>218681257Awfully American for a "soviet utopia".
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>>218663901Why didn't Janeway castrate Neelix for being a pedophile? Because she is and always has been evil.
>>218659843That's a man.
>>218681855Because the federation is enlightened and know age is just a number
>>218681855Because in his culture is fine, and you have to respect it no matter what.
>>218681423>Claude, disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for a steaming hot cream pie.
>>218679492nutrek has been a marketing expense for paramount since peeplus was cbs all access.
>>218681095All good things was the best television season finale of all time so that negates any problems season 7 had
>>218678955>No one out disabilitied himWhat about wheelchair chick from DS9? Georgi could at least get around on his own. (I won't include Pike since he was a full-blown invalid)
>>218682155Do you think he could make grilled cheese, or would he fuck it up like Gordon Ramsey?
>>218681085Right???
tos1>tos2>tng2>tng1>tos3&tas>tng3>tng4>tng5>voy4>voy5>ds91>ds92>tng6>voy1>voy2>ds93>voy3>ent4>ds94>voy6>ent2>voy7>tng7>ds95>ent1>ds96>tng7>dsn9
>>218682564 (Me)I'm on HRT btw
DS9 S7 has the opposite problem of TNG S7 and VOY S7 where instead of running out of ideas they crammed too many into ideas into one seasons. I genuinely think it could've had an 8th season where the war ends halfway and the remaining half is used to deal with the aftermath, a better conclusion for Dukat and Winn, and one or two wacky Gamma Quadrant 'sodes in the vein of the early seasons.
>>218682564Based
>>218681328>be the one good character in all of nutrek>get killed off after one seasonI don't blame the actor for jumping ship but if he had stayed it would have been better than nimrod tamtarg or whatever her name is.
>>218682371He already infected the ship's gel packs with a debilitating fungus trying to make Mac and cheese from scratch.
>>218684424Blame Starfleet for having air conditioning vents on a starship that can easily spread fire.
>>218684378>I don't blame the actor for jumping shipthat's not how it works anymorethey already have all that shit written and filmed all at once and like 2 years before it even airs
>>218681257Star Trek was frontier cowboy manifest destiny taken to the extreme
>>218684466Starships supposedly have automatic fire suppression systems.
Don't lie. You'd totally let Kes drain you dry.
>>218674920Is that Tuco?
>>218678856>Barclay >incelkek fucking what? What are you talking about?
>>218686131Yes
>>218686377Tight
>>218686377>Waltuh put your phaser away waltuh
>>218677542Wait until all those chump realize that the other actors are being played by Combs too
>>218686694kek
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