>make typo/grammatical error in post>immediately close thread>clear browser history>uninstall windows>unplug computer>throw phone battery away>lay in bed in fetal position>cry until fall sleep
>>218659095>get called a retard>have an extremely vivid fantasy of violently murdering the anon
>>218659095huh, literally me
>>218659095you passed the whiteness test son
>viciously mock some imbecile>never even open the thread as i continue to scroll the first page>it repopulates on page one hours later>i have harvested dozens of seething (You)s>read all of them and laugh>reply but remove one of the carrots>deprive them of their (You)s>encounter the thread yet again on the first page>i have reaped even more (You)s
>make interesting/funny post>thread dies, no more responses
>browse 4chan>be paranoid skitzo>get vpn>4chan dosn't allow vpn>disable vpn to reply to therad>post>the goverment knows I'm on 4chan>get murdered in my sleep for shitposting
>lose argument to some anon in 2019>still seethe about it daily
>>218659095Mistakes aren't the end of the world. Life is for learning from mistakes.
>get banned>look up which post angered the janny so much>giggle to myself
>>218659095>use ai to type a post out for me because im too lazy to explain something>forget to take out the parts at the start and end
There coming after me now, please make it stop! Plz put a jihad on these anons!>>218660155>>218660237
>>218660251What was it about?
i was once got a 3 day ban for for calling a 'tomboy' thread a closet faggot threadthe reason was inciting a flame war
>>218659174Do it anon. Murder them all in tard rage
>have the wittiest response to OP/poster>post reply>you cannot reply to this thread anymoreThat or it’s getting pruned and I get no (you)s
>write a post>solve captcha>reread carefully for errors>hit post>captcha has expired
>make an all time funny post that will be screenshotted and remembered for centuries >leave the thread for an hour so I can come back to hundreds of (you)s >come back>thread completely died and got archived not long after my post
>>218661075I saw that post. It wasn't really funny, lil bro.
>>218661075I hate it when that happens. meanwhile just a "kek" from one anon for my funny post gets me in a good mood for a whole week
>>218661273Kek
>tfw i always deliberately add a typo because it somehow increases traffic withot said typo being called out on because people naturally look for some kind of imbalance to worry about anyway
>>218659095>See coomer thread>comment "That's a man, how are you faggots this clueless?">Thread immediately derails
>>218660251It's been almost 3 years anon, let it go
>>218663675Actually it it's been 15
>>218659353
>call stupid faggot nigger>win argument>lowest lifeform on earth called jannie bans you for "racism outside b">you have to solve hardened puzzles for next 50 post
>>218661075A lurker gained some xp. It's the little things, anon.
>>218663675>>218663726do you tards not know how to count? it's been like a decade
>>218663600>>218660459
>make a post giving my honest opinion>someone disagrees with me>I proceed to argue for hours in the most obnoxious way I can using subpar arguments and making up facts to defend my point while constantly calling my opponent retarded
>post funny reply>it's not that funny
>>218661273>get a kek on a post I myself didn’t consider funny
>see two anons arguing>pretend to be one of them and make a completely retarded argument that the other can use to completely discredit and humiliate him with
