>/ftl/ NEWS-- The twins have been fighting and crying...-- Bam's burnout friend HEAD is the first freeloader!-- Cuck faggots are lying and saying Emma is a COALBURNER...-- Jet said some Mexican laborer broke their internet cables with a shovel or something...-- Bam accidentally revealed that there's a jungle room, karate room, arcade room, and a GOO ROOM-- Elimination has been POSTPONED! But immunity will be determined on Wednesday... https://x.com/thedesign59/status/2034067855084241382-- The twins said they lived apart for a year and "got weaker and more depressed" and that they "have more neanderthal DNA than normal humans." Jet proved they have psychic powers, although they didn't know his name. When asked if they really have HIV-AIDS, Bongo said "unfortunately no." When asked if they can blow things up with their mind, they said "we've been practicing that." Bongo said being alone without Bingo makes her "want to kill everything that lives.">Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosDon't split threads, new bakes happen at 140 images, new baker is only needed if image limit is hit (150). Don't post in early threads. Kiwifarms faggots spam threads with irrelevant thumbnails to get us banned from /tv/Previous: >>218661542
Vicky is the hottest babe in the house.
Damn Ryan Dunn mentions are a nuke apparently
>>218663097someone saying she has the same posture/build as rich evans fucked me up
>>218663087>Emma is a COALBURNER...Just like Nina
Vicki's tits are out in the bedroom cam
>blames some fucking minecraft server because he doesnt want to hurt the fishtank brand isnt it obvious?
>>218663105GoodI don't want to fuck with Bam
>>218663110>Just like ninaWaiting for the proof nuke on this one
>>218663105one just got through
>ryan dunn ttslmao
>>218663105yeah it ruined bam. i honestly think he made a deal with the crew to have ryan dunn blacklisted when he's there
>https://fishtank.rip/>https://old.ppv.to/ftthose are the same link>>218663105why would that surprise you
>>218663113This is exactly the face of someone who grooms children on Roblox and Minecraft.
i would fuck vicky so hard
yall remember the show "homewrecker" with ryan dunn? he was gonna be the next terrible low-budget bam before he died
>>218663112post proof or kys
>>218663113>the fishtank brand
>>218663097many are saying this
>vicky has absanother -1 from me she should have a plump soft tumtum
>>218663134I would too she's an ugly cunt but she has a cute face and nice eyes and she's a mean bitch so she'd love it
>>218663097her abs are so hot, muscle mommy queen
>>218663137Nah I lied
post vicky tum tums
Season 1 was fun but bad in comparison to the other seasons.Season 2 sucked cock after Cole was kicked.Didn't watch Bloodgames because it looked fucking gay. The way you guys talk about it - definitely gay!Season 3 sucked cock as soon as Sam took a heavier hand in the day-to-day instead of fucking off after 30 minutes of nontent stomping around like a gorilla.Season 4Season 5 is going well so far without Sam. The Twins are peak and deserve to win but you're a weird loser if you're sexually attracted to them.
ryan dunn ttshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773822271100103.webm
>too retarded to be addicted to anything
/ftl/ are my bestest and only friends in the whole world love you guys...
>niggas are posting pics of "9/1/23" as if that means ANYTHINGnever hated this thread more
>>218663164how are S4 deniers pretending this season has been any better
>>218663154
>>218663172wow the wiggers are beyond retarded
>>218663176how was your Vegas trip with your dad cyro?
>>218663176you will find a dog to fuck eventuallyi mean wife
>>218663180I didn't watch s4, so idk
Emma's really been talking to this old guy all night
>>218663180>muh wetawd... um... muh ugly foid... um muh gute titless brownoid foid... umm uhh um it was in da classic fuhreaking house yo umm uhhdrooling retards like you should have stayed in Season 2 simping for Tayleigh, right where you belong. Freddy is the only good thing about S4
So have they actually sold any of the houses from previous seasons, or are they just sitting there empty?
>>218663198Jet sucks so much
>>218663200she's twirling her hair nonstop too how does she not realize
TOTAL BOOMER W
Is Jet single? Me and my friends think he's kinda hot lol
>>218663207Reminds her of daddy probably
do u ever post screenshots ITT and hope they become iconic memes and reaction images that niggas will eventually post without even knowing what its from
Vicky's voice is kinda hot but every intonation and aspect of it makes it super not
So /ftl/ looking backDid Cole win?
>>218663213He's a pimp and the money he makes from his fishtank harem goes into production for the next season
>>218663213Yes he is Jupiter.
>>218663218nope i just take screenshots for fans to download for posterity
Was gonna say, he sounds an awful lot like Oderus Urungus (rip)
>>218663218no i just accept that it happens once in a while
>>218663221No chat he is a freak
>>218663221Cole won
when does sam show upwhen does frank show upwhen does sam show upwhen does frank show upwhen does sam show upwhen does frank show upwhen does sam show upwhen does frank show up
Looking back we can all agree that every other fish sucked and only bingbong is worth watching.https://vocaroo.com/1fKQWHvHR5CS
>>218663205They never owned 1/4, 2 and 3 were sold for a loss
okay ill bitewho's ryan done?
>>218663239Everyone is saying this
>>218663239
HEAD is gonna FUCK this young tight BLONDE and there's NOTHING you can do about it
>>218663198Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>218663252jackass member
who was alex b's friend who died in a car crash
Bitch up at 4am talkin bout fuckin thermostats
>>218663260ima get my fippy fap on doe
>>218663260WRONG, i can kill myself
>>218663252Better question yet, who the fuck is this old guy, "Head"???
>>218663202Notice how you didn't mention Jin because you know that would've destroyed your argument>Jin won
What's their endgame?
Vicky cockblocking now, great
did this bitch just say scamaz
Holy fuck do these threads go fast.
head making the girls burp on him
>>218663278ZAMNVicky looks like THAT!?
>>218663286sex with fat men
Is Head following the Pence Rule?Is he following it in spirit?
i can see the appeal o fhead to be fair
>>218663283hey faggot nobody thinks about that spergoid japcel other than you
>>218663286To regain their lost powers so they fuse back into the form of Josie
>paypig simps seething that their chopped waifu wants to fuck Headvery sad
i did like how jin went from /bant/ posting on /bant/ to /bant/ posting on fishtank for 2 days then straight back to /bant/ posting on /bant/
Next season they should black out the windows fully. Really fuck with the fish sense of time.
>>218663319Are you the seether who was claiming there was only one freddy fan in here before?>S4 cast deniers are deranged
>>218663322It all makes sense now...
emma is playing with her hair a lot
>>218663329>telling jet he's a r9k fag to his facepriceless
>>218663286they're demons who are going to make chairs fly across the room with their demonic powers and ghosts will gump out
>>218663105They’ve obviously taken care to censor anything that will target Bam. Same way Marky messages were banned for Sam.Production also really seems to like Bam, they’d genuinely feel like shit if someone harassed Bam over Ryan Dunn
>>218663352well it already happened not too long ago
>>218663286I don't care they seem sweet. I want them to do well.
>>218663345The Thompson option was ready to be deployed at a moment's notice
>>218663352there’s been like three of them in the last thirty minutes
>>218663313He’s like a cool dad who can talk to anyone and make them laugh.Zoomer girls want to fuck them because they’re reminded of their fathers.
>>218663366>>218663377Bam isn’t there.
>>218663396his friend is right there and Bam watches this
>>218663352>15th year deathiversary this month >people can't even remember 9/11 anymorebingo.jpg
expectation: emma's boyfriend cucked by jetreality: emma's boyfriend cucked by ugly bastard
>>218663392i think he's hung af
I don’t want to see bam’s mood killed at the mention of his dead friend
Plan? TrustedMizzyheads? Vindicated
>>218663406He's probably some kind of Chad gen-xer from Bams heyday. This is nothing to him, although he needs a ride up the stairs
>>218663334They somehow know what time it is in there.
guy who gets cucked by one of bams groupie friends
>>218663400Bam has said he watches during the day, it’s the middle of the night and doesn’t stay up this late anymore. At least that’s what he said a few times on the first day or second day.I wasn’t aware Head is a personal friend of his. The wiggers are retarded, then.
>>218663417>doesn't rely on an internal clock ngmi
What are they talking about at the bar?
>>218663132Novak mogs
>>218663431nothing, who cares, go to sleep
ITT: a lot of pedophile welfare faggots
>>218663440Yeah Djokovic mogs both of these into oblivion
>>218663218not anymore. I made my mark with Lubecooch edits. I check in on these threads months later and people still post my stuff. feels good man
ummm....did Emily get drugged and that's why she's flirting with head...
>>218663459Joke-ovic
Landon: "I don't like coddletank or wholesometank 24/7"
>>218663474>does nothing
Start the cell right now please. I'm tired of this gay shit
>>218663473He deserved better, RIP
People sure are interesting, huh? Not so much these ones, but still.
>>218663474Land startin sum shit?
>>218663477Holy shit he's tatted up, he's got this in teh bag
send everyone but James and the twins home and let's get a new cast going
>>218663464>the entity found it's new host
trolltank
>>218663109Me too so i made this
>I'm a troll>no I'm a bigger trollIs it 2012 right now what kind of cringe ass convo is this
>cell challenge>some fish stay the whole night>production get mad at them for not leaving and decide to end it short with a physical challenge or some other bullshityou know this is happening again right
>>218663488Nah he was commenting on a TTS message making fun of them for staying up all night and talking
>>218663495This is just an audition for the real show.
>>218663245When were they sold?
So we're all agreed it's a good cast, right?
SEND HIM IN
everytime a cast member gets drunk they act out of Inordinary fashion>vicky: extra aggressive >Charity: thinks she's getting drugged and a part of a cult>emma: genuinely flirting with "head"
S4 cast was objectively the most well rounded, they’ll never achieve the same again & this cast is proof of that
>>218663526before this season, idk, I looked them all upyou can too pretty easily
>>218663536S4 was a good cast left for dry on a shit season
Vicky literally looks like my mom if she was a zoomer drug addict, it's surreal
>>218663527It's a bad cast with a few gems
>>218663544>>218663536ellie and seth were so kino
>>218663527It's a really bad cast, actually.
>>218663545she's so beautiful...
Why has Fishtank burnt bridges with so many of their former fish, freeloaders and crew?
>>218663533Charity exit interview when?
>>218663551seth being the worst fish in the cast just proves how good it was
I thought they said they weren't making this season into episodes? Why does Ben care if they phrase their confessionals as a complete sentence
Admit itShe's growing on you.
I also really hope they don’t bring that disabled freak Ricky back
>>218663570>overating a cast where the only standouts were freddy,direnc,and rachelit's literally the same thing as season 5
I literally just don't care anymore, I always end up turning down the volume and browsing my phone now. Is it just me? None of this is funny anymore
>>218663573thats so alex <3
>>218663581no
>>218663581I'd do her but she needs to dress better
>>218663581She's a princess
>>218663545she's been my wife since day 1
>>218663598probably the sloppiest waste of space dummy we've ever seen but she can get it
>>218663593It's a slow burn. Next freeloader is chris.
>>218663581I've always been a Vickyhead, I tried to send her a love letter but the staff rejected it
>>218663580They said that. It would actually be very convenient to make episodes for this season since they have a cameraman recording most of the time during peak content hours. Just prune out the uninteresting stuff.
>>218663527It's genuinely a bad cast. The twins and James Drake are okay, but they need more lively people to play off of. The rest suck.
>>218663527Even season 4 was better than this
>neither of the twins want kidsIt's so over
>he hasn't shit in 3 days
>>218663581She is nice but that drunk tantrum was irredeemable
when season 6 starts everyone will be calling this a great cast
>>218663592outside of the twins and james, name a S5 fish as good as jin, angie, daniel, freddy, or direnc
>>218663615>drunk tantrumclip?
>>218663581not really
Vicki kratom shits
>>218663621day 1?
>>218663614is that so strange? i only shit once or twice a week
>>218663581I don't like her but she fits the "annoying sister" archetype well. One of the good casts this season
Anything interesting happen in the last 5 hours?
>>218663615vicky won
>>218663638the twins both cried and hugged it out and then did oujia borad that spelled bezo
>>218663638vicky became fuckable. or i drank too much. either way
>>218663205The s2 house got sold in September last year for almost 200K profitThe s3 house sold in December for the same as they bought it for
>>218663638everything the twins did from like 2am until 4
>>218663615Autistic discord mod going to hold a grudge over a drunktard having a cry tantrum. She didn't even do anything but tell people to fuck off and stop talking to her. If they left her alone she'd go seethe in the corner and sleep it off.You can safely assume anyone still seething about it is mad that she used the heckin' faggot-word
someone poop on Landon's bed
So tru landon
How do you watch Fishtank?https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXRRp9ye
IT'S FUCKIN BORING!
So they're gonna drink coffee at 5AM?smart move guys ruin your sleep
>>218663562Toxic show run by even worse people
>>218663172Qrd on ryan dunn? No idea who that is
>>218663667no one tell them
>emma all over some boomer cockWhat’s wrong with women?
>>218663673>pissing and shitting on people's stuff is boring>ai songs whilst i vaccum is content
>>218663206This was mints
Why are these fucking retards still awake?
>>218663681google you fucking idiot
>>218663620>Jin, Daniel >Good
>>218663659Why you assuming I’m bezo lol she turned into a complete child & refused to listen to anyone who tried to help or hinder her
>>218663681bam's best friend who died in a car crash and then bam spiraled into a really bad depression
>>218663674They're really gonna be feeling physically shitty in a few hours
man that old guy needs to rest wtf tryna kill that mf you can't stay up till sunrise at his big age that's dangerous
Head seems like the worst person you would want to stay up drinking with.
>>218663681Bam's best friend who was part of the original Jackass crew, died in a car wreck and sparked Bam's downward spiral that lasted years before he got his shit together
>>218663703Sure, people tend to do that when they feel like they're getting dogpiled.She's boring nontent but her freak out was at least funny.
>>218663659She is a piece of shit who should die of a real opiate overdose. She doesn't deserve a spot in the house. Faggot.
>>218663692Probably has father issues, unironically
>>218663692Why are you guys still forcing this?
are the twins not sleeping together?
>>218663702drunk daniel created like half the content on the show don't lie
>>218663713>>218663714Will they fuck with him at all or is he immune cause bams homie
>>218663714Why? He’s sober and has been there and done thatJust admit you’re seething Vicky and Emma are drooling after him!
>>218663527James drake and the twins are the only good fishVicky has the potential to be a good fish by virtue of being a sylvia-like, but she needs to crash out more
>>218663730NIGGA SHES UP AT 5AM WITH HIM!!!!
>>218663734Bam wants to fuck with him, which is why he's there in the first place
>>218663730mad
>>218663699NoFuck off retard
saw vicky's ass for a couple seconds now i gotta go goon
WTF, they're making espresso
>>218663746>Bam wants to fuck him
>>218663731They're under the same blanket on opposite sides.
>>218663746Perfect
>>218663761nigga how are you getting turned on by her rich evans bod?
Five hottest Fishtank girls ever?https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQkkxxgd
>>218663692Money clout he has grandchildren so fertile lineage
Does Sylvia still do OF? Asking for a friend
>>218663777>nina winningbotted
Landon is fucked up lmao
is he watching?
New thread>>218663808>>218663808>>218663808
>>218663814>231 posts
>>218663581hard to say, i mean i dont really watch the show beyond clips here
>>218663814Breaking the rules in your own OP edition. Maybe he's just going to bed and wanted us to have a thread for later:)
>>218663814Sorry I'm tripping. thought I saw 433 and image cap
too day veddy boling!
>>218663777>Bex near the topHas Fishtank ever had a hotter female production member?
I want to fucking goon for hours to AnissaHave we found any actual nudes yet?
>>218663507lmao
>>218663630yes that is not normal
Let's Gooooeer!!Bex beating Letty!
>>218663814>Emma flashed her tits at Head (What a Whore)What?
>>218663845Yes but eewww.Her flaps dangle further than my balls
>>218663777>Top 5 all have nudesHmmmm
>>218663856I don't mindLink?
Anything interesting happen in the past 3 years?
>>218663860and they all fucked jet
>>218663777
>>218663581A worse version of Sylvia. Sylvia was at least slightly entertaining with her retarded crash outs. Victoria's is just annoying.
>>218663853She flashed her tits at the bald cunt
Anyone have the pic of Sam looking out of place at that New York dj set
>>218663087I like Landon, but he's also kind of boring. He's too nice
>Charity wonHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218663777>no Creature>no Minion>no Jackie Onlyfans from season 2>no Bitchtank>no Famous House 2Dropped
>>218663891Shit, I can't believe I forgot Creature and BitchtankThe rest can swivel though
>>218663836OP here, that wasn't me
>don't worry about your head stoxOh Landon
>>218663866Bingo bongoed on my bongohttps://vocaroo.com/15wEkWNC03D5
>fishtank shitty stream starsbased
>>218663874>Rose Tinted glassesSylvia was hated more than Vicky. but Vicky's crashouts and BPD antics is funny
>>218663164I get it but bloodgames was badass. you had to be there
>>218663908Whoever posted the new thread went against the rules stated in the new thread. NBD.
>>218663681Bams retarded friend that killed himself like an idiot driving over 100 mph on backgrounds in a Porsche (gay man’s vehicle).
>>218663882No she didn’t
>>218663777dont even need to look at the pollellietrishsummerin that order
>production in here hyping up bloodgames before the edit comes out
>Every monkey'd like to be>In my place instead of me>Cause I'm the king of bongo, baby>I'm the king of bongo bonghttps://youtu.be/BCoP7G2K7Hc
Why are Charity's stox still there?
>>218663164I don't think anybody thought Bloodgames was going to be good going into it, but it ended up funner to watch than both Seasons 1 and 2.
A good sign that Vicky is insane is that she prefers to be called Vicky when her actual name is so much better
>>218663777cmon guyshow many "who's the hottest fishtank girl??" polls do we need?
>>218663956At least 4 more
>>218663866uhha retard jumped on a mustard bottle
>>218663110LITERALLY ANY PROOF WOULD BE GOOD(there's none)
>>218663777>have to choose at least 5gay. only hot girl ever on fishtank was binx.
COW JUST GAVE BIRTH ON COWTANKCONGRATULATIONS
dude a fucking COW gave BIRTH on the cow cam
what fake name would you use if you were a fish?
>>218663979>>218663980sylvia gave birth years ago bro
>>218663777>Tayleigh at rock bottomWhat happened to the Taytriots?
>>218663979i forgot sylvia was pregnant, congrats.
>>218663882SOUNDS INCREDIBLY REALyou are a nigger
>>218663988julius
>>218663988brap
>>218663860>ellie has nudesbull fucking shit
>>218663976you are a fucking retard
>>218663997They're on Jet's goondrive
>>218663997idk but her mom has nice tits
>>218663976ay for a 36 year old she wasn't bad at all
Dem old fish flop inna di tank, dem stale like yesterday bread.https://vocaroo.com/1c8ySDiIA2Qa
based landon keeping the whole house up
>>218664004postem
Rate Jet so far this season
>>218664026NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
>>218664041bitty/fitted
Just woke up. Why is Landon still up and drunk?
>>218664040dont have them was a s4 threads thing
>>218663777>doesnt include famous house 2.0Alyssa mogs most of these
Why hasn't Jet continued his rap career?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773827104641653.mp4
>>218664056he will keep going "until production is pissed"
>>218664067
>>218663976t.binx
How would Sam feel if Fishtank became bigger without him?
>>218664079>made Jet chimp out so hard they cancelled the entire thing
>>218664081Sam is Fishtank period
>>218664056This is Landon's house nigga
Saars please to be doing the bingo bongo needfulhttps://vocaroo.com/1ajqXVFQTrDU
watching clips and hearing charity laughing warmly in the backgroundI miss her already
>>218663352of course they like bam he is way too good for them
>>218664070real niggas quit when they're on top, and he knew he could never top bitty i'm fitty
>>218663777trish at number 7 is criminal
What if there was a cat in the tank
>>218664096i unironically miss her
>>218664107Cats tend to be pretty scared of new people, and spergs tend to not understand how to treat animals. I don't hate the idea, but the better idea would be to make it a robo dog that paypigs can control with very limited motion.
>>218664103She's not that attractive up close, those eyebrows are yikesher sister is a legit 9/10
Why did the twins fight?
>>218664073Nepstein really living up to his name
>>218663777>bingo and bongo above mizzyI know there are simps, but this is ridiculous
>>218664073Jets gonna insert himself as much as possible this season huh
They should let people's sleep cycles get out of wack and just run challenges and if someone's asleep they just miss out. They can do 5 am challenges too if production happens to be up.
>>218664138alcohol I believethey were baited into thinking about how bongo is stevejobs and bingo is stevewozniak
>>218664041the basement cam is the worst new feature of the season.
>>218664144I'm a mizzy simp and that is literally fair and true
>>218664150The problem is that production are too stupid to cycle their sleep too.
>>218664153Bingo got drunk?
>>218663856Imagine them tickling your taint while you're balls deep, phwoar
The concept of Fishtank is to let the fish boil in the house and production stays down in the basement as the omnious threat. Now, Mints is waddling his fat ass up the stairs and sitting at the bar taking shots with the cast on Day frigging 3. This show is beyond dead.
>>218664166Just Bongo. She's used to being dominant and took it really hard when Bingo beat her at wrestling. She's also really horny and jealous about the male attention Bingo is getting.
>>218664138bongo thinks she does 90% of the work
>>218664166I think they both did but bongo got more so she was more combative
The paypigs LOVE the basement camera and seeing jet insert as much as possible. It's all JET W in the chat. They are the only audience jet cares about we lost.
>>218664081Sam ONLY cares about money.
>>218664163Mizzy isnt everyones cup of tea, but she's objectively attractivethe twins are horrid
>>218664144Bingo and Bongo anywhere on a top 5 hottest girls list is ridiculous. They are entertaining but both are ugly
How does the item drop system work
Bongo is the Michaels Bingo is the janetty
>>218664196>lies
>>218664192you're right but you're also wrong. its about femininity. just in case this is mizzy, hi mizzy!
>>218664196Personalities are more important to us sophisticated artist guys.
>>218664041He's on a 4/10 for me. Yesterday the twin psychic and playing the muslim prayer in the middle of the harp performance were good bits, but I still can't abide the general incompetence like bringing up the food before briefing Bam, and how the store is already pretty much falling apart. Would've been a 5/10 but then he stiffed James Drake out of 10 dollars that Ben sensibly awarded to him when he had one of the most time intensive jobs and only got paid 9 dollars for it, which is a fucking joke, just completely petty.
>>218664192The twins are just more likeable personalities. Mizzy has an entitled bitch persona that knocks her down a few points. She looks great now she ozempic'd her way out of fat hogdom, though.
>>218663777The lettyjeets will bot her to #1 no matter what. Not becasue she wouldn't be top 5 but becasue they're so petty they can't stand their goddess being anything below 1.
Why are people watching this without Sam Hyde we need to strike and not watch till he comes back
just noticed PPV / rip have clickable screens
Is literally anything of interest happening?
>>218664132rude rude rude
whenever you niggas say "i believe" or "i'm pretty sure," you're always wrong
>>218664231NO!
My cat would make a good contestant she can handle the noise and chaos but would bite someone if they were being a faggot
>>218664224>>218664218It's a hottest girl poll not "best personality"
Bashir sucks
>>218664041Still not planning shit out, just throwing concepts out there and praying that it'll generate content. What's the point of a store if you're feeding them every day?
>>218664210real
farted and i poop my pants
>>218664228because sam fucking sucks
>>218663777Thinkin about Bex's butt
>>218664246yeah and mizzy is beneath the twins. what do you need
Personalities are hot
Sam rules Jet is wet
>>218664224its a list about their looks you fucking retardI dont like Letty's personality either but I still voted for her because she is hot
yeah I’m thinkin 2024 was peak fishtank
>>218663087>-- The twins have been fighting and crying...what happen?
>>218664248Expecting wiggers to do something funny like serve purely porridge 3 times a day and slowly raise the prices of junk food in the store while lowering the price of healthy things to see if the fish start cooking real meals would be a bridge too far.
>>218664243Boots
>>218664211actual incest product
>>218664231karmic justice or divine intervention shut the show down
>>218664225Ninaseether schizo headcanon is cringe
>>218664270Bongo got drunk and the TTS started getting to her because Bingo is more popular, so she got mad at Bingo. Then Bingo cried, and then Bongo cried, it was a good bit.
>>218663087omg. anon tell me more about how I can't possibly win teehee
>TJ when Jimmy was in the joker makeup, walking around the room creepily and talked about what a sick fuck he was#owned#literallyshaking#cooched#letterboxed
>>218664256the avatars of aphrodite herself
>>218664248Jer clearly wanted a stealing mechanic with the store but it was not thought through so he had to ditch it and just say dont steal. Classic half ass wigger concepts
>>218664268Started with S2 ended with S3 and has been down hill ever since. The golden age.
Everyone other than Drake is ugly as fuck this season
>>218664290yeah but uh. jimmy got knocked tf out. lubecooch literally won
Is production enforcing only letting things happen after 10 PM? First night was Vicky, second was Charity, and now Landon and the twins had a big night.
>>218664298that's right but don't fucking leave out s1 and top J you're just being gay rn
What's going through Jet's mind right now?
>>218664272Amazing how random /ftl/ anons can just spitball ideas on the fly that mogs over 6 months of "preparation" from Jet
In the past two years I got laid and I’ve got a job yet I’m back watching fishtank. There is no escaping this shitty life of mine.
Anything happen overnight?
>>218664305>and now Landon and the twins had a big night.how so? i stopped watching hours ago
>>218664305Yesterday was really just them being tired from Charity and then dealing with the internet shit, I forgive them for the dud half of the day because there wasn't really anything they could do, and they did try to amp it up later on. The fish are starting to sleep later and later though, so it's going to be an even later start today.
>>218664232but factual
>>218664290TJ yeah he goes on holidays and chills with his 50k meanwhile Jimmy is jester to discord fags. Nobody here will even know about it, but Jimmy did a spin off the other month nobody watched or talks about it and Angie from S4 came in and won when it was his own show. Jimmy walking KWAB
Twins are going to end the season as full blown alcoholics
>>218664312They were in bloodgames. He said best year.
>>218664341*Deep voice* Brother Jimmy had his own show?
>>218664341>jimmy’s own show ended with a poll where the viewers voted for angie to win instead of him
>>218664319It's really not hard to do a lite prison experience on people who are literally signing up to be fucked with. But this kind of thing would require actual planning, and shit like tasks having an actual reason beyond "production says to do it". The money assigned to each job seems totally random, there are retarded fish walking away with 30 bucks for 2 minutes of work asking someone for their hair or to lend them a couple of bucks, and there are other fish working for hours straight for 10 bucks.
>>218664358Autists, like actual autism are extra susceptible to it
>>218664373It's just like real life
>>218664369Yeah from what i gathered from the threads he larped as the president. Think he tried to dox somebody too because he didn't like a tts lol
>>218664388Bravo, Jet.
>>218664282skeem to drive ppl to the website
>>218664373The thing that makes this good and all the knockoffs shit is they actually have fun doing it. Galaxy gas is the key.
What do we think of Head?
>>218664371So its like my brother in Christ Jet let me and Tayleigh save the season ab thinks its a great idea
QRD on last night?
Can we all just take a moment and thank Jet Neptune?
>>218664371Jimmy downie life of the party
>>218664422literal who from whooville
>>218664422meant to upload this
kek why do the retards always go to war with production
landon has gone insane
>>218664428this night or last night?
>>218664428Nothing happened
>>218664445this night, I got bored when Jet was doing retarded challenges and Bam couldn't shut up
>>218664371Halo effectAngie is an attractive and a GOOD WOMAN
i knew bam would be good, he's a proven entertainer while the wiggers are hacks
I don't think there's gonna be a cell guys that's Sam Hyde torture house stuff the tank is a nice jet friendship and larping simulator now
>>218664462Nothing, they just drank and yapped with Bam's next door neighbor that they brought on for a freeloader who's name is "Head"
>>218663732Send him in, Jet
>>218664462They gave them a bunch of quality liquor and coors light, Landon has been up all night drunk, Emma flirted with Bam's fat bald genx friend, "Head" all night, the girls did a ouija board for a bit. Seems like production is getting their beauty rest.
goodnight /ftl/
Imagining Head participating in the triathlon made me have a laughing fit, I’m trying to sleep goddamn it
I'm a Bexican
>>218664428Emma fucked a jew, a black guy and a fat boomer.Twins physically fought and Bingo submitted Bongo with a Kimura from side control.Landon had a long anti-semitic rant.The girls summoned a demon called Bezobub.Jet creampied Vicky on camera.etc..
>>218664498pedophile
>>218664509no need to sign your post
>>218664504ok but where is the proof for the emma bf thing
>>218664431no mints nobody is doing that
>>218664518When she was called a mudshark she said no her boyfriend is white. Landon the racist asked what kind of white and she said Jewish.
>show in Atlanta>No black people at allInteresting
>>218664534why do you feel the need to keep posting this?
>>218664534it's a good cast once jd is gone it will be great
guy who is attracted to girls dressing as 3 year olds
Who are the Nepstein targets of the season? Twins and Vicky?
>>218664534they look like they're having a blast
>>218664543i also dress like a retard
shinji radio at the bar
They should bring in black dudes to loiter in the store and they have to watch them for stealing without getting them too upset so they chimp out and destroy the store
>>218664534I want to>get raped by Anissa>fix Vicki>protect the twins>pull on Emma's pigtails>drink with Landon>make music with Drake>ignore JD>talk to Bashir about filmany questions?
>>218664562I'd be very paranoid about stealing if that was my fish job.>1st Trimester of high school
>>218664560*landon radiowe don't talk about past contestants in this thread
>>218664550Bongo will be fucked next to bingo for scientific research
Landon just called the show a piece of shit
morning JDsisters
>>218664572
>>218664572He’s being such a Cole right now.
>>218664422Actually a very cute, boopable nose if real
>>218664588I don't care what people say Sam Hyde breaking shit was funny
>>218664601I don't care what people say, I'm a gay man and my dick is small.
>>218664588probably a gorilla nest in that door, better safe than sorry
Landon is going to drop the first Nigger Nina of the season.
>>218664588this was a bit of an overreaction to cole saying nina imo
>>218664588>the best ftl webm
I'm realizing some of you are autistic people who can't see jokes
>>218664588>I'll let myself out
I still can't hear Landon. He needs to speak up a bit.
I'm realizing some of you are straight men who can't take dick
>>218664588Why did S2 have the lowest viewcount of the main seasons, was it because it happened during christmas
Cortisol causes acne
fishtank fans be like yeah the show fuckin sucks but you get used to it
Cryokeen updates
>>218664665Oh fuck he's back in the ftl community
>>218664665no1curr
Can I get a Benleaks update?
>>218664601Sometimes, like breaking the TV. It blew the monkeykings mind.
>>218664564god you're so based for this
>>218664678holy shit imagine spending time with cryo in this hotel room
>>218664601he made that one of his only on screen traits, thats the problemthe other ones being boring life advice and working out
>>218664698im ok
>>218664640its cuz it sucked day to day. dumbgay saved it for a brief time
>>218664715what do you think of s5
Oh shit we're cryokeen posting
Just woke up, are the twins okay? I went to sleep when Bams friend showed up.
>>218664711it rly hurts not having a bugsports gym in the tank this season tho
>>218664725Kind of meh
>Staff: PLEASE GO TO SLEEP STOP MAKING CONTENT PLEASEEEEE>Landon: what is wrong with you?Holy based
based Landen providing early morning content
who the fuck is landon talking to?
season 6 will be good, when they finally take the gloves off and do it for real
hes just gonna finish the story then he will sleep
>>218664767Us
>>218664764He's great>>218664767tts
>>218664758>got free food, flight, alcohol, place to sleep>left immediately to go meet family as plannedBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
All the male contestants are gay.
>>218664754>>Staff: PLEASE GO TO SLEEP STOP MAKING CONTENT PLEASEEEEE>>Landon: what is wrong with you?>>Holy basedclip?
So, they've all gotten like zero sleep?
Landon won me over tonight, he stands with us, the insomniac neets who never sleep, not even the staff can stop him
>>218664534Replace Emma and JD with Freddy and Direnç
>>218664797Lando is on point.
>>218664640>Why did S2 have the lowest viewcount of the main seasons, was it because it happened during christmasBecause they had burned through most of their contestants after the first two weeksthe last four weeks of the show were agonizing
Can someone bake? we're on page 7
>>218664640it also had some of the highest clip views
What if they got a female freeloader with big boobs like i'm talking just massive bazoinkadoinks
>>218664640this >>218664828 but also the horrible audio and 4 people leaving 1st weekthey also made the fish basically fast and have 0 energy for no reason
Landons work shift starts in like 2 hours
>>218664640After Coal left it was tedious outside of the odd dayLike there was an entire week where Brian was the production favorite and it fucking sucked
Why don’t they just turn off TTS?
>>218664851the reason was that it was really funny
>>218664863yea I get it, torturing their fans is funny. but it didn't make for good on screen entertainment
>>218664860It is off, it's staff sending them
>>218664860they makin mad scrilla yo
>>218664832We've had NEW for a while dumbass>>218663808
>>218664639I can take dick just fine thank u very much
>staff spamming TTS to shut the fuck up and go to bed>Lando: No
el merge>>218663808>>218663808>>218663808>>218663808
>>218664851One minor thing that made me optimistic this season was Jet canceling the elimination. They've lost two contestants already when they scheduled only one to go by this time. A third contestant gone would leave them with very few options. They did this during S2 by eliminating Brian for some reason. People said that he was nontent but he would have been much-needed later
>>218664935yea im not gonna post in a bozo thread
>>218664284It's not. Nice try though.
smella foreva
