Give it to me straight /tv/. What is the most edgelord movie of all time? I want to watch it and get tougher, meaner, snarkier. I want one of those sexy ass gen Alpha chicks that's been ruined by watching too much deviant shit and won't say no to anything. You guys are the kings at this shit, no cap, frfr, straight bussin'. I will be eternally grateful. I will put you on game, stg. No anime
Begotten
Storytelling is edgelord kino
Atroz
The NeverEnding Story
Traces of Death and mondo stuff in general
They don't actually watch that stuff anon
>>218663491The Killing of America https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157894/Executions https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0150490/?ref_=mv_closeOrozco the Embalmer (2001) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0982908/
is that her new boyfriend?
>>218663658>why do people go outside
>>218663658they even take peptides to look darker.
>>218663491Rampage, by Uwe BollAssault On Wall Street, also by Uwe Boll
maybe Salo, for pure sexual deviancy.or A Serbian Film, for intentional 'hurr durr i r teh edgiest!!1'
>>218663658Suncream lad
>>218663491YOu'll finna now it
>>218663869look at her skin. shes roasted
>>218663491august underground
>>218663491why did you use a Sydney Sweeney pic for such an important question?
>>218663491Most Disturbed Person on Planet Earth
>>218663491Africa Addio
>>218663491unironically Get Hard which is a movie about a guy doing what you're trying to do because he has to go to prison soon so he wants to toughen up but by paying someone to toughen him up rather than watching a movie to toughen himself up because that's just retarded
>>218663524It's ok but the story is horrid and by ok I mean barely tepid
>>218663540Noted
>>218663543Yeah, no. Nice try, wise guy
>>218663550Seen those, they won't be helpful
>>218663590Yeah ik but there quite a few that do. Ik because I've talked to them many times
>>218663642Those do look interesting, thank you anon
>>218663686IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM? IS SHE REALLY GOING TO TAKE. HIM. HOME. TONIGHT!
>>218663767Man, really? Uwe shit? I mean if I have to
>>218663791I'll give the first one a go. Thank you anon
>>218665023The Salo film is boring shit, read the book
>>218664260Noted, thank you anon
>>218664384Haha, I like you. You can fuck my sister. It's just for attention. Hey, it worked plus>YjkIt's sorta a hint
>>218663491I’d have sex with Sydney Sweeney, if you catch my drift
>>218664396Is that really a movie? I'll Google it. Noted and thank you, anon
>>218665065Can someone translate?
>>218664419Sounds spicy. Added to the list and thank you kindly, sir
>>218663491The oldest Gen Alpha is 14 years old
>>218665014Yeah I much rather read a book but here I am with you guys, practically begging like a useless faggot with no friends. I can't tell my friends my plans because it may or may not involve their nubile, tight, sleek, lithe little sisters. All them little chicks fuck each other relentlessly in H' town, yk. If I can get more than one involved I most definitely will. Thank you, anon. Your mom birthed a hero
>>21866511716. Starts in 2010. I'm covering my bases, thanks for looking out tho
>>218665070A person, with X/Y chromosomes, sticks his erect phallus, a reproductive organ, into the tight, wet vagina of one a) Sydney Sweeney, a person with X/X chromosomes. Very curvy chromosomes. I hope this helps
>>218665197I not understand
>>218665208Penis goes into hole of woman. Vigorous thrusting back and forth. Eruption. Woman disappointed. Lasts 3 minutes. Book! The end
>>218665014nta, and while ewe boll sucks ass, i mean, its the most recent edgy shit. its got a black officer blowing away a chinese driver who "cant drive because of her slanted eyes", who just claims the woman called him a nigger, and shit like that. ewe boll cameos in postal as himself, and does nazi salutes with a hitler mustache.its both a terrible movie, and kinda....perfect, for postal, which while everyone has nostalgia for, is actually a pretty shit game? its weird. somehow kinda the most perfect casting for the dude, somehow.
>>218665392wow, i even forgot about the intro. literally the first 3 minutes is two muslims in a cockpit arguing about if 72 virgins is really enough for all eternity, calling osama bin laden to make sure they will indeed get enough virgins, before hitting the twin towers. so its dumb as hell, but to do that in 2007 and put a joke THAT blatant into theatres in 2007? only opened to 21 theatres in the united states and flopped of course.
anyways, also boring but pretty edgy, "man bites dog". amateur camera crew follows serial killer around italy in black and white. its played completely straight, he kills people just to rob them, not because hes "into it". its more about just, him, his life, and how he slowly blurs the line between passive reporters and roping them in.itll bore you to tears most likely, but does have scenes where a murders a child, a grandmother (actually kinda surprising that one), and various women. has a real sex scene in it. they actually hired a hooker and had sex with a woman, the whole film crew. a big fat lady. its not hot. you can actually see some of them shamefully pulling out and being upset at what they have done, and hiring a real fat hooker was cheaper then getting a hot model. its grim.
>>218665392Eh, like I said, I'll try it if it helps me get some prime gen a trim>>218665599Goddamn, anon. Are you ok man?
Visitor Q
>>218663491YJK
>>218666962what about it. i actually really like man bites dog, but not because its "good". its just a cool example of how you can have an extremely low budget and actually work it into the plot. one of the scenes, you cant hear what your seeing because their extremely low budget crew separates, the sound guy goes one direction and the camera guy is in another direction, and the serial killers got him using the zoom on the lense to help him find something hes dropped. its like "cool, them literally not having the ability to make a sound stage/its actually filmed in real locations" adds to it. then eventually they straight up run out of money for film so the killer starts lending them the money. or they film the serial killer "hanging out with parents and introducing the film crew to them", and...its the actors real parents who have no idea what the films about. just stuff like that.wont get you laid, theyll just ask you why your making them watch some italian 90s movie with only subtitles.
>>218665599picrel is an edgier Belgian flick.Man bites dog is actually really silly in tone because of the animated leading man. it has more of a The Office vibe, than Salo
>>218667536eh, i like it. his goofy kinda charming when hes not a dick nature makes it seem worse when he just kills the fucking grandma. im sure theres edgier stuff, thats just the stuff ive seen
>>218667310I follow. It does sound interesting. You might just blow some 16 yo h'wood slut's mind while she blows me and um, 17 of my most loyal friends
Where the Dead Go To Die. 3DCG antology horror movie. It's one of the oddest movies I've ever watched and it's worth watching once. You'll never see anything like it
Funny Games
>>218663658Just use high SPF.
The House That Jack Built Peter Jackson's Braindead if you want something lighter
>>218663491Get Hard
>>218663491SYDNEY is an irl alpha woman though
>>218665014>>218665392What's wrong with Boll? It's been a while since I've watched any of his movies, the one I remember most vividly is Rampage and that was pretty good, it's this mix between black comedy and horror. It's not high brow by any means but it's entertaining, and if you manage to make people feel that way abot your flick to me it means you succeeded as a movie maker
>>218668132Yes! Thank you for the rec, anon
>>218663491Donnie Darko.
>>218670196His comedy is not hit or miss to me.It's completely a miss. I'm a humorless asshole but I'm going to get some prime gen a tail so I don't care any more. Underworld. That's all I can say and that's risking this whole op. But surely you guys wouldn't tell on me. Surely
consider that edgy just means at the "edge" of what is socially acceptable, and refine what you think of as "edgelord."
>>218670457Hm. I'm gonna drop some hints to what's going on and those who have the slightest glimmer of intelligence will easily be able to suss out what's happening. Nose jobThere's already two hints ittGive me some time. This is kinda delicate for me. I'm eating tracks as we speak
I can't find a pic that won't get me banned no matter how pg 13 it is lol
Huh. Best I could do without getting outright b&This is the third hint
>>218670370>>218670457>>218670637>>218671030what the fuck is this Da Vinci Code shit?i understand that 'edgy' can mean 'fringe' or 'cutting edge', and it's not just 2000s /b/tards saying naughty words.now can you please just tell us what the hell you're talking about?
>>218665197I'm a double Y/Y chromo boy. A murderer and rapist of women.
>>218671331Hollywood. Underworld. Nose job. The seven headed beast. Ik this girl who's rather well known and into some illegal shit. She is the ringleader for a group of girls that are all fucking each other with free exceptions. I watched her do something I won't repeat here. I gained her trust. Bad mistake. She and her friends should stay a minimum of 500 yards away from me at all times. That definitely didn't happen. Planning on something that's pretty scandalous even by 4chans standards. The pics explain almost everything I can't say. Happy? Lol sh didn't recognize didn't explain
I think even the schizos are AI these dayseven less coherent than your normal schizos
>>218667020>>218663686>>218663906>brown hands etc etc
>>218668132When people fuck up while making a horror movie they end up with a comedy. This might be the only time when the opposite happened.
>>218674501It still came across as somewhat comedic to me. Maybe because the entire movie looked so grotesque.
>>218663491This movie is fucking nuts.
yjk
>>218667020Based
>>218664419This Watching fake shit for edge is cringe.Plenty of war threads about Russians love killing themselves these days
>>218663491Antichrist
>>218663658they're called roasties for a reason
>>218663491I think i recognized those houses, its that key west? I think i been in a boat on the same area.
>>218663491Rampagevon Trier films are pretty edgy
>>218673446I'm gonna feed schizo babble to AIs like this one to say a lot without saying anything so i can circumcise the idleness of the things. 13. Can't keep it up, they're outside. Babies.
A Serbian Film and the American version of Funny GamesWatch them with the understanding that they are dark comedies. Very entertainingIf you just want fucked up, then the August Underground movies. But, the characters are the most annoying of all-time.
>>218663491>I want one of those sexy ass gen Alpha chicks>Generation Alpha (born roughly 2010–2025)
>>218663491What is it? (2005). It has retards, blackface, Johnny Rebel, snails and Crispin Glover.
>>218663491There is a good youtube who has disturbing movie reviews called SpookyAstronauts if that helps.
>>218663491A Serbian Film
>>218663791Salo for sure. Nothing but shock value, no artistic significance beyond the audience's reaction.
>>218665117There's no such thing as gen alpha. Everyone raised by social media is the same culturally. They're all retarded zoomers.
>>218665145So either you're underage or a pedo, which is it? I'm gonna go with underage judging from this thread.
What the August Underground trilogy, nothing dumber than that. Almost as fucking dumb as OP.
>>218674121Women fucking dogs has been a meme forever, newfaggot
>>218663491Maybe like Irreversible, I Spit on Your Grave, or A Serbian Film.
>>218664430 I also recommend Big Stan. It's pretty much the same thing.
>>218663491There's a girl somewhere who wrote a pamplet about how to get fucked by a dog
>>218679234Yeah. it's called the R34 comment section under any post tagged with canine or knotting.
>>218671331It’s pretty clear in >>218670457 but to elaborate, edgy/edgelord is exclusively a pre-mainstream-internet concept where people act like they’re special for saying/doing things that are almost socially unacceptable. Where the internet revealed these “edges” to be a tiny box in a universe of unfiltered mental illness, thus the entire concept as just “safe.” For it doesn’t matter how crazy you pretend to be when you have schizophrenics endlessly ranting about how time itself is satanic, where your “gory horror” movie is as instantly accessible as endless cartel execution videos. Going “tee hee nigger tee hee” is completely empty when you’re right next to someone spewing racist vitriol. The concept was defined by shockjocks who were immediately revealed as frauds by the internet going mainstream.
