Come with meand you'll Sneed
>Yes, the danger must be engorging>For the for the city slickers are growing>And they're certainly not showing>Any signs that Chuck's was all knowing
the strawberries taste like strawberriesthe SNEEDBERRIES taste like SNEEDBERRIES
>>218664295So much shit and so little to post. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you.
and he snood
YOU STOLE GUCCI LOAFERS SO YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY CITY SLICKER!
I’ve got a gummy worm for a daughter!
This whole thread is a daring synthesis
>he'll be seeded and feeded!>impossible my dear lady, unthinkable>why?>because that pipe doesn't go to the sneed room it goes to the chuck room
>>218664295Mr. Sneed?>I am extraordinarily busy, Sneed.I just wanted to ask about the feed. The lifetime's supply of Gummy Bears, for Sneed? When does he get it?>He doesn't.Why not?>Because he broke the rulesWhat rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Sneed?>WRONG, SNEED. WRONG. Under farm rules five and six of the contract signed by Sneed, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void IF, and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy, "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges and licences herein and herein contained", et cetera, et cetera, "Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum", et cetera, et cetera, "Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fancy Gucci loafers, you bumped into an elephant that now has to be fucked and sucked so YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SNEED.
>>218664352>SNEED BERRY WOTS A SNEED BERRYwe are the fuck and suckers, we are the suckers of the fuck
>>218664295>>218664345Fucking hell.
>>218666149Kek'd
>>218667878>I know what it’s like to seed, to feed so much that you’re formerly Chuck’s, just to fuck all the same. Fear it, suck from it, Sneedposting arrives just the same.
The name is a subtle joke. The owner is called "Willy Wonka", where Willy is short for William and Wonka is a silly sounding surname. Willy is also a vulgar term for penis and Wonka sounds a vowel away from wanker. So, when said fast his name can become a rude phrase - highly inappropriate for a children’s book
>>218668493I thought it was because the original book was based on the actual serial rapist and confectionaire Billy Jerksoff.
>>218664295I never thought that I would be,shitposting about the seed and feed,now suddenly I've begun to sneed a bit of the formerly chucks,'caus I gotta suck and fuck store,A place you can try your luck for,a few bucks more,
