>forget Peter Parker out of existence >immediately become a 10/10 babe What did they mean by this
>>218667613>a 10/10 babeplease indicate this in your picrel
>>218667613>MJMichael Jackson?
>>218667613Did they run out of pixels at the pixel factory, why is it so low res
>>218667613Is the 10/10 babe in the room with us?
>>218667628>>218667639>>218667651>>218667658All of you are closeted homosexuals
>>218667613>10/10 babelol but she does look better in the right picture, rare
>>218669205You simp for a 2/10 uggo
>>218667613Pic unrelated?
>>218669205>i-i-if you don;t act like this skinny brown woman with hair growing out of her forehead is the sexiest woman alive... you are g-g-gay!!!!Oh no!
>>218667613>break up>yourt ex glows up and you stay fucking ugly and a loserpls dont be like this guys, women are fucking stupid and you should by default be better looking and making more money than her
>>218667613So is she mary jane? When is the real mary jane gonna appear in that shitty universe? Wait if the roles are inverted does that mean is gonna be Mario Juan?
>>218667613I watched american movies for cute White girls.If they keep casting ugly bolivian mutts like zendaya or captain mexico i gonna stop watching.>White latino from argentina
>>218667613It's like those before and after ads>right: ugly>left: way more ugly
>>218670289This
>>218669205Not a good look simping for Zendaya, I’d rather fuck Hunter and I’m 100% straight
>>218667613reminder that zendaya was so mad at sony and feige for making her mj ugly that during the far from home press run she dyed her hair red to show them that she can be a hot and sexy mj
>>218667613Gotta look fine for Paul.
>>218667613She's hitting the wall, I don't know what you're seeing. She had a vaguely cute tomboyish vibe before but now she's starting to cake up and that tomboy is slowly turning into run down bitch
>>218667613Capeslop is past its expiration. Siri! Will this faggot movie make a billion? Nope, not even close I’m afraid.
>>218670715I think I saw this lady in a UNICEF infomercial
>>218667613It’s sad that after years of Zendaya and Tessa Thompsons, zoomers have settled on Sydney Sweeney and her busted face as their designated sex symbol because she’s a puddle of water in a desert by comparison. I watched Weird Science again for the first time in like 25 years, and goddammit, women used to be so hot. Where did they go? Are they all instathots now?
>>218669205my girl totally mogs this hollywood actress. This girl would walk by me in costco and would be invisible. Totally unremarkable
>>218671115Your "girl" mogs a literal 10? Nice larp, champ.
>>218671172>literal 10Nice bait
>>218667613I can't believe men don't realize that makeup is FRAUD!!! An actually attractive woman will look attractive without makeup.
>>218671172This random 60 year old woman mogs Zendaya without any makeupBrootal
>>218671240Put your glasses on.
Oh boy they slapped lipstick on a pig, how exciting
>>218667613Yeah, she does look way hotter in this, but she also looks like she's 40There's no way I'd believe this is a college girlNo idea wtf is going on with zoomers, but they age double the speed somehow
>>218669205because I don't like women who look like ugly dudes? get a fucking grip, amerifaggot
>>218671280You have a granny fetish. Doesn't count.
>>218671428No I don't, she just looks better. Objectively. If you passed Zendaya on the street you would think literally nothing of it.
>>218670715Like putting a red wig on a gorilla>>218671428And you have an ape fetish. What's your point?
>>218671081>Are they all instathots now?Yeah they're all making porn now. A wave of puritanism washed over Hollywood 15-20 years ago and now "serious" movies to have filled with ugly preferably brown women that won't offend feminist sensibilities
>>218671492I HAVE passed her on the street. We live in the same city. If you haven't seen her in person, you don't know what you're talking about.
>>218671612Yeah well obviously you know she's a celebrity so it's different. Point being that she's average. Maybe she's slightly above average, but she definitely falls in that middle 30 or 50% of looks that would define someone as average looking.
>>218670289My wife makes all the money and I live a comfy life, and I never have to worry about getting divorce raped.
>>218670289Foidpost in disguise here.
>>218670289>you should by default be better looking and making more money than herDon't forget much taller. Funny how anons always forget that part kek
>>218671660Elaborate
>>218670715> zendaya was so mad at sony and feige for making her mj uglyIt wasn't Sony or Feige's fault
>>218671751What are you not getting exactly? My wife makes all the money in our household.I don't have to worry about her leaving and taking everything because I have nothing. At worst I get nothing but I don't have to pay anything regularly, but there's a chance I get some of her shit.
>>218671888Well what do you do? What does she do? Do you have kids?
>>218670715She failed in that task
>>218671660ok but are your kids yours?
>>218670715>making her mj uglyYou mean showing her as she is? You know that truly attractive women are still attractive without makeup right?
>>218671924>>218671948She had 2 kids when we married and she got pregnant when we were having a fling so I do have my own child. She's a lawyer I have a WFH job that pays much less so I can do all the kid stuff, drop offs and pickups, and chores while shes working. I am literally set
>>218672236>she was a single mom...and there's the catch
>>218670869>>218671596>>218671854>>218671936>>218671956haters
>>218672236if you were having a "fling" she plausibly was with other dudes as well, have you paternity tested?
>>218672270You can make anyone look pretty with that amount of makeup anon.
>>218667613>10/10what did you mean by this?
>>218667613Don't care about spiderman, but I'm glad to see Based ZenZen STILL making chudcels seethe
>>218671658Dude don’t capitulate she’s PAINFULLY mid/average IF EVEN. Doesn’t matter that she’s a “celebrity” I can pick a chick off the street rn that hardmogs her.
>>218670715>>218667613When will she have a white baby ?!
>>218672352>I can pick a chick off the street rn that hardmogs her.why havent you
>>218672236This is not me, maybe someone else in the same boat though.>>218671924>what do you do?Software engineer between jobs, last company went out of business and I've been working on side projects. It started out taking a year to see if I could get a business up and going, but my wife and I are talking about keeping it this way now because it makes a lot of things easier and we're more comfortable than we've thought it be.She's in the healthcare industry, don't want to say much more than that.We don't have kids but we're talking about it.
>>218672398>We don't have kids but we're talking about it.Well what else are you gonna do?
>>218667613>girl starts putting more effort into her public appearance once her boyfriend poofs out of existence>newly single girl starts putting more effort into her appearance after starting universitytruly puzzling, anon.
>>218672398>We don't have kids but we're talking about it.seriously get it going, there's no other point to what you're doing in life, if you're just a manchild with a mommy wife she will definitely dump you eventually if you have no kidsand no kids and her resources for a lawyer will make it easier for her to break clean from you, you might get a little money but it ultimately won't last or matter for muchyou should definitely learn how to embrace the role of being her "butler" and otherwise spend time at the gym getting jacked, you need to bring stuff to the table in physical reality, regardless of whatever side projects youre doing
>>218672270she's so mid that even half of the WKUK cast in drag mogs this bitch
>>218667651jeets don't know how to save full res images, they just post thumbnails
>>218672566>you should definitely learn how to embrace the role of being her "butler" and otherwise spend time at the gym getting jackedWay ahead of you, I am in the best shape of my life since I went jobless, one of the ways I'm keeping her happy.>>218672422It's complicated, we wouldn't make good parents but that's really only changing the last couple years. I'm a bit older than her and can really see the advantage of having kids finally, if she doesn't catch up with me that's just kind of going to be my life. It will be a big regret but she's my best friend and we've been together a long time, will just have to be a huge life regret.
>>218672650good luck
>>218672650>we wouldn't make good parentsWhy not? Do you realize how many awful people have kids lol?
>>218672389Let's be honst, by "pick a chick off the street", he most likely means just point them out, not actually approach and talk to.
>>218672679Mental illness, immaturity, trouble with responsibilities, dislike of children. The whole shebang.
>>218672719I think dislike of children is the only one that seems legitimate. The others are just natural when you're childless. I guess it depends what mental illness you have. But I've also heard that people's general dislike of children often doesn't apply to their kids.
>>218667613>Imagine thinking Zendaya is even a 7/10I feel sorry for zoomies. Old gen had it so much better it´s almost unfair.
>>218672774Our parents' mental illness ruined both our childhood and we both have the same mental illnesses so it's legitimate. I think we've both got better coping mechanisms than our parents had at this point in our lives now which is why we're starting to consider it.
>>218672846What mental illness if you don't mind asking? But I mean even with your parents' issues it seems like you've made a pretty good life for yourself. So I'd say do it.
>>218672846you just have to believe in your ability to get better, people too readily view mental illnesses as some permanent label that they can never break free of. many people let a bad childhood strangle them forever, thinking it's an anchor they can never rid themselves of. We have memories sure, but we live in the presentif you're objectively functioning, working, keeping a clean and stable environment with the bills paid and everything good to go and your relationship is harmonious, that sounds like mental health to me
>>218672887For me it was a parent with severe OCD and anger issues and another parent who never stopped them. That's really all I want to go into.
>>218672285you should give it a try
>>218673348I look pretty without makeup, thank you very much.
>>218669205The irony...
>>218672270That's a man, baby
>>218667613I thought the entire point of everyone forgetting him would be to do a sort of soft reboot or something and bring in some more comic accurate stuff.
>>218672821Agreed but you picked the worst pictures of them, even so they mog the ladyboy
>>218671280I need some of that stanky grandma puss!
>>218674513>foundation for a rebootanon, the three holland movies have grossed 1.5b total. why the fuck would they reboot lol
>>218669205they would all fuck Zendaya in a heartbeat if given the opportunity (which they never would), they just pretend otherwise to fit in their secret racism club
>>218667613>10/10 in Latinx Americx
>>218671702he said better looking.
>>218676822i'd fuck zendaya, she's also too ugly to be in movies and a bad actress to boot.
>>218667613>MJ literally doesn't even know that she's not a virgin>gets into a wholesome "first" relationship in college where a wizard is magically cucking her boyfriend
>>218676822So you're going from "literal 10/10" to "internet virgins might still have sex with her"? lol
>>218667613Wasn't a white love interest added? Suddenly she has to compete
>>218678382Kiernan Shipka is rumored to be in the movie and everyone's guess is that she's Gwen Stacy. "Leaks" say Peter runs into her a few times in the movie and eventually decides not to reconnect with MJ.
>>218669205she literally looks like a thai ladyboy
>>218672774>>218672679Fuck off, anon. Don't tell someone with his traits to reproduce and have a child. Citing other parents being shitty isn't a good reason to add one more to the mix.
