This guys life has been nothing short of incredible
I volunteer to fuck his wife in front of him.
>>218669642Jesus, she's just a baby, this is fucking sick
>>218669642Yikes, that age gap. Old pervert, she was only 54!
>>218669642Robbing the cradle, what a sicko.
He married her when she was 40 and he was 84? YOU SICK FUCK
Why is this child rapist not in jail?
>>218669642>SHE WAS 54 YEARS OLD
>>218669642Her name is Vagina Van Faggot?
>>218669642Explain why a 40-year old woman would marry an 86-year old man.
>>218669675Would he have to legally change his name to Dick van Cuck or can he still be a Dyke?
>>218669642The look on her face conveys the idea of, "Why won't this fucking guy die already?" She probably thought she was going to be able to cash out at 42 amd be a rich slut, but now she's post-menopausal and will just be a rich old hag.
>>218669741>>218669725>>218669723she seems pretty happy here
>>218669642His wife is about 20 years younger than his son
>>218669725Clearly she was coerced by him, with twice as much experience of life he basically had full control over her
forgot webm
She must be so fucking mad he didn't die 13 years ago.
>>218669642I hope my man Dick has a prenuptial agreement and all his money goes to his kids, not this WHORE.
>>218669795What a chad.
>>218669642When I saw that rainbow thing I thought he came out as gay at 100.
>>218669795Get your AI slop outta here!
>>218669731Cuck van Cuck, I'm afraid
>>218669795That AI
>>218669806>>218669725>>218669642Shes kinda cute, has that walled Audrey from Twin Peaks vibe
>>218669725she likes him
>>218669642What's his wife name? Pussy Van Faggot?
Based Penis Van Lesbian
>>218669937
>>218669937blessed
>>218669725she wants the DVDS royalties
>>218669795Unc still got it.
Pussy Car Faggot
>>218669642
>>218669977I hate Tim Curry.
>>218669725Because he’s a multimillionaire
>>218669642Can he even get hard at that age?
>>218670059Why?
>>218669840You see them melons? She's still popping out his kids to this day. Dick's dick is beating back the pause with every dicking.
>>218670114He hasn't made Muppet Treasure Island 2
>>218670154Do you know how sad a Tresure Island 2 would be these days?
>>218670154he didn't make the first one
>>218669984>>218670050>>218670131BIG
>>218669741Schizo headcanon of a miserable fuck who can't stand to see other people happy. She could coast on his millions but still works because she likes it. Her social media feed had countless pictures of him and the rest of their family because she loves them. She's always happy and supportive. She's clearly a good woman and you're just seething that you're going to (deservedly) die alone.
>>218670250>Dude, she's totally a good woman. I happen to know, I peeped her sosh
>>218670353Sorry, I don't speak zoomie.
>>218669698Actually she was 40y while he was 86y old dummy
Livin the dream.
I'm 37 and I fantasize about a 70 year old actor it's not weird okay
>>218670703based DICK
>>218669642Dick Van Dyke, 100 celebrates 54 years of marriage to wife, 14
Its the BEEP van BEEP show
>>218669795kek
>>218669642so eating kids works huh
>>218669795holy shit
do they have sex?
>>218669642SHES ONLY 54 YOU SICK FREAK. NEARY 50 YEAR AGE GAP???…?.?.?.?MY WIFE WONT EXIST FOR ANOTHER TWO DECADES.
>>218669917WHERE'S BILLY!?
>>218669795IS THIS REAL?!
What could they even talk about with that age gap?!
>>218669642Dick Van Dyke, more like Thick Van Dyke.
>>218669725According to the cancer that is spammed here by twitter, its because he is a paedophile
>>218669642This is pedophilia and it must be stopped.
>>218669725She genuinely loves Dick, is that so hard to believe?
>>218669795Hardcore smoker and drinker for most of his life.100+ yo,Younger trophy chubby wife. Still has the moves.I am jelly
If this post ends in repeating numbers, Dick Van Dyke will die sometime this year.
>>218669984are architectural activities the key to a long, fulfilling life?
>>218675321Thank goodness
>>218669795satanic
>>218669725Women's brain dont fully mature until they are 79. She was literally groomed and raped
>>218669642fat wife = long life
>>218669795
>>218675634foxy grandpa!
>>218669675>I volunteer to fuck his wife in front of him.At a 100 years old, he will still knock you the fuck out.
