itt: movies that apparently exist
>>218671898I will one up you
>>218673922lol wut
>>218671578remember that brief period when childhood fantasy stories were being made into girlboss action movies with giant CG army battles at the end?it's movies like this that drive home how irrelevant hollywood is>Ben-Hura big budget remake that for all intents and purposes was fairly well made, just completely forgotten within months of releasesame with Clash/Wrath of the Titans, both shockingly decent movies that vanished and no one even thinks of
>>218671578reminder that the events of both ben hur and the ben hur remake are canon to the bible
>>218675643I never saw nuttckracka but the other movies in that pic are ok
>>218671578Did they completely remove the Jesus scenes, or just do their best to downplay them?
>>218671578Supposedly they've made three "Avatar" movies. The title is a wordplay on most characters being CGI. The director makes no secret of building a big money machine to suck all the talent out of the vfx industry, he's a Jim Davis tier hack. Calling it the Garfield of cinema feels like an insult to Garfield though.
>>218679124>Communists: Actually it's cultural appropriation because Johnny Depp is white>Also Communists: Do all of the NAZIS who support Johnny Depp realize he's 1/64 redskin which basically makes him an aboriginal? Bet you feel dumb now lmao
>>218679457This is AI.
>>218671578I cringed at the times they would put another kid actor in role McCauley Culkin played. Didn't matter if I thought his acting was good or bad. You just ain't him and this looks like 5 dollar dvd bin shit.
>>218679124great movie
>>218679124Armie got so much shit for a cannibalism fetish. Foids treated that nigga like he's Dahmer instead of marinating themselves in garlic, olive oil, and lemon juice for him
>>218680258Well McCauley Culkin was a druggie alcoholic by the late 90s so they couldn’t keep giving home roles in kids movies.
