What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?
>>218672531The US special forces guy who trains to infiltrate Russia
>>218672531That one about 6 million jews dying in the "holocoast" or whatever it was called.
>>218672765They literally just found 6 million human skeletons today, so I bet you feel foolish now
>>218672850Adjusted for inflation?
>>218672884of course there was interest
>>218672765the holocoast happened tho
>>218672531>a rapist, a murderer, and a black man walk into a bar
>>218672531Unironically this one. There is something almost metaphysical about its meta humor.
What do you call two niggers fucking?FUCKING NIGGERS
>>218672531the president
>>218674136Yeah but if he changed his first name to "Dunk", his full name should have been Dunk Pacino. Why does the "p" disappear?
>>218674177
>>218674223It abides by its own nonsensical laws. That’s the cosmic beauty of it.
>>218672531Q: What do you call a black brain surgeon?A: Nigger.
>>218674136It’s a shame this got wasted on a dumpster fire like Jack and Jill.On the other hand, virtually nobody saw it so when the memes started to pop up here everyone thought this was a legitimate promo Al did.
>>218672531>A rapist, a con-artist, and the President walk into a bar.>The bartender hands him a Diet Coke.
>>218672531Hey, what’s another word for cocoon?Ninigger
>>218672531This whole segment is honestly impressive
>>218672531https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8EgASyRoKo
>>218674633kek
How do you kill an Italian? Slam down the toilet seat when he's taking a drink
>>218674633>le concerned (((judeo-christian))) in background Got to make sure the audience knows that what he is saying is bad and not funny. In fact, it's very scary!
>>218674628Gunny was the absolute best.
>>218674223his name is actually alp, everyone's been saying it wrong for years and it really pisses ole alp off
>>218672531Did you hear Sweden has been recently putting bar codes on all it's warships? It's all for logistical reasons, so when they return to port they can scan da navy in
>>218674633It’s the delivery that seals it, isn’t it? It’s almost rhythmic
>>218672531My marriage
>>218674136Borderline experimental
>>218672531https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb7LeM5Nvw8
>>218672531My hairline is just maturing I'm not turning into a baldie!!! hahaha
>>218672930No tip?
What's brown and sticky?A stick haha
>>218672765>the Holocaust Whatever happened there?
>>218674967idgi
>>218674483Lucky he had the autopen to do his job for him while he was at the bar
>>218677941What's orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot.
>>218677983Scandinavian
Have you heard about the Polish carpool? Every day they meet at work.
>>218678070Oh haha
What do you call a smart spider? a webster
>>218678070
>>218674967heh
>>218677983Jokes are like sex, not everyone on /tv/ gets them
>>218672531Paddy O'Reilly is ploughing his field when a leprechaun comes by. Paddy asks him for a shilling. The leprechaun looks at him and says, "Sorry, I'm a little short."
>>218672765>>218672975>>218677974What's a holocaust?
>>218679840Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Dresden.
>>218674136>a rapist, a murderer, and a black man walk into a bar >and he orders a hennessy
>>218680478Kek
>man walks into a bar>ouch
>>218672531One of those soundboard prank calls. "Walnut." Hysterical!
>>218672531Best I can do is post the funniest /pol: meme I’ve seen today
>>218680606
>>218680917>the joke is racismnot funny
>>218681011filtered the humorless fag
>>218681060>HAHA NWORD Grow up
>>218680917It would be funny except there were a lot of niggers in ussr.
>>218681011If racism isn't funny then why do all black comedians use it? Are you saying black people can't be funny?
>>218672531"sneed"
>>218681117your sensitivity to the nword from being mindraped causes you to miss the humor of the entire premise and setup. the word NIGGER is just an exclamation point. its just icing that it filters troons like you
>>218679840About tree fiddy.
>>218672531Dirty Johnny
The national poet of Russia is a quadroon. Ussr was the first country to send a nigger to space. And they loved black american commies
>>218681195ayo cyka blyat muhfugga, shiat
>a guy finds an old antique lamp and is shocked when, upon touching it, a genie is unleashed>the genie stoically offers him his 3 wishes>the man thinks for a moment, and settles on something>"can you send all the niggers back to africa?">"it is done" the genie says "what shall be your 2nd wish">the man, excited now "send the spics and jews back too!">"it is done. what shall be your 3rd wish">the man, elated, leans back in a chair and thinks for a moment. finally,>"ill have a coke"
>>218681373Pushkin was an octoroon, thank you very muchAnyway>Two Bulgarians are in a car driving when they get pulled over by the police>Cop gets out, goes to driver's window>"Do you know why I pulled you over?">"No">"We're looking for two pedophiles">The Bulgarians look at each other, look back at the cop, and the driver says>"Alright, we'll do it"
>>218672531>3 guys hiking through woods, find a lamp. pick it up, rub it, and out pops a Genie.>"For freeing me, I'll grant you each 3 wishes." 1st guy blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is 1,000,000,003.50>2nd man says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, papers appear showing his net worth is now over 100 billion.>The 3rd guy thinks, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.>time for their second wish.>1st guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.>2nd guy says "I want to be able to charm any girl." POOF, 1st guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.>3rd guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.>genie tells them to think carefully about wish 3.>1st guy, after a while, says "I want perfect health till the day I die." POOF, his complexion clears, and his back pain heals.>2nd guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.>3rd guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and rotating both his arms.>The genie disappears, and the men go their separate ways.>Years later they arrange to meet again. 1st guy is ecstatic: "My investments have made me and my family the richest of the rich. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years.">2nd guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed.">3rd guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:>"Guys, I think I fucked up."
>>218672531Since this is /pol/, I'll tell a joke I first heard President Ronald Reagan tell:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqN1AN1kdbs
>>218681687nice
>>218681682kek
>>218672531how do you pick up jewish girls?with an dustpan!
