The 100% surefire way to make me never watch your movie
it's like south park. "put a sheboon in it! and make her GAY!"
>>218673770
I still love her /tv/ fuck you and your weirdo feeling...
>>218673770you'll come around.
ESL here, just wanted to say that Zendaya makes me vomit but the word "surefire" is really nice
>>218673770It's hilarious how they're completely willing to crash the global economy in order to promote ugly brown hominids.
>>218673770Seethe
>>21867377090% of this board has seen Euphoria
>>218674523the what?
>>218673770I hear ya. I'd be too busy jerking off to her to pay attention to whatever she's in too.
>Spider-Man>Dune>Challengers>The DramaDoes she only accept roles in movies if they let her have a white male love interest?
>>218674725Because she likes white guys retard why do you think she's dating one?
>>218674725jews aren't white
>>218673770same
>>218674755She's obsessed with white men. She refuses to show up to set unless they provide her with a white guy.
This bitch is so ugly it actually grinds my gears. Of all the talentless brownish whores in the world they keep shoving this frumpy, moonfaced gobliness in everything
don't lie, you wood
>>218675136Call ICE? Absolutely.
>>218674725Same reason most zoomer white girl actresses get paired with non-white love interests.
>>218675136nah
>>218675136nope
>>218675136sure, she's pretty. but something about her rubs me the wrong way. instictually. i dunno, maybe she's a nut or emotionally unstable, but something i catch a glimse of in her eyes makes me uneasy. very much a "have a nice day, miss." and no reaction south of the gut.
>>218675136no, no I wouldn't.
>>218675162Call Ice for a black white American woman ?
>>218675533>black>American
>>218675136ugly mutt
>>218675533yesbrown is browndeport
>>218675136Of course I would but just because I haven't had sex in a year. But for a Hollywood actress she is like a 4/10. There's literally 200 actresses probably that I would chose before her.
>>218674523Thank God i apparently am in the 10%.
>>218675533It's fine if they mistake her for an illegal.
>>218673770I can't stand any of the A list zoomer actors in general
>>218674523There's no way. Only 20% of this board actually watches things.
>>218675136Drive that car off a cliff with her in it, Groundhog Day-style.
>>218673770you don't need to be hot to play hot girl roles in movies. it's called ACTING chuds
>>218673770there is not a chance in hell you arent going to watch shrek 5, dune, or spiderman. You could convince me about not watching euphoria or drama but of those 3 movies you are definitely going to watch at least one you liar.
>>218676345>shrek 5, dune, or spidermanYou cannot pay me enough to watch any of that slop
>>218675018This. Setting aside her Mike Tyson face, she can't act.
>>218676405liar, you are lying
>>218675136
>>218673770Cope, seethe and dilate :)
>>218673770She’s hot now. I’d fuck her
>>218674419Based English enjoyer
i'd hope she gets bigger tits but either way I love her
>>218676345>shrek 5, dune, or spidermanhaha. Are you a mentally stunted under 25? you have terrible taste. lol
>>218673770>The 100% surefire way to make me never watch your movie
>>218673770I don't agree with the opinion that she is ugly. I don't think she is stunningly beautiful either. My main issue is that she can't act like at all. Her performances are, as the kids used to say, rizzless.
>>218674467Social media followers is the point. Promo budget is so high, they think casting someone with a big following saves money on PR.
>>218674523Saw the clips, not interested. My So-called life made you care about the people. Everyone in Euphoria looks their 20s and 1 skip away from "sugaring".
>>218677812>pay indian firm to bot your "star's" social media accounts>forget you paid for the bots>"Look at all these potential customers!"
>>218676345No, I mean it. There is no way I can adequately describe how much this cunt ruined Dune 2 for me. I love the movie, and yet I have never rewatched it and never will and it is specifically thanks to her and her performance, fuck that.
>>218677516She is LA gossip girl bitch in literally everything you put her in. I struggle to come up with someone who is as tone deaf as her.
>>218677516The problem is that she's just kind of average, normal looking, and people make her out to be beautiful. She has kind of a repulsive phenotype.
>>218677812If I remember correctly, she has some ridiculous number of followers, like 500 million. It is the reason why charmless planks of wood with grating voice like Sofie Turner still have careers.
>>218673770>implying you watch/pay for movies
>>218678468not zandaya movies
>>218678562>le smug animu faceGrow up.
>>218679823dilate
>>218679992
>>218680242>Oh well, more for Kunta
>>218676405You had me until you said this. If someone slapped $5 million in front of you and said watch this 2 hour movie you would be a good boy and watch it. Anyone that says "you cannot pay me to do x" would 100% do it if offered money and they are lying.
>>218673770>The 100% surefire way to make me never watch your movieYep
>>218673770Will you please shut up about not watching movies?
She's aging incredibly well, looks better now than she did 11 years ago.
>>218681430"no"
I'd fuck her.Wouldn't watch her right enough.Still fuck her tho.
>>218681457it feels like every picture i see of this chick is a different hairstyle, zendaya bros what is her peak look
>>218681640>what is her peak lookBent over over with my BWC in her pulsing.
>>218676443the kikess is also not attractive at all
>>218673770That Dune 3 trailer looked pretty horrifying.
100th thread today. Get over it
>>218673770incredible how many morons think they have to find every woman attractive. what's also incredible is how you guys never stop seeking attention about it. You're like bitchy women.
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>>218681640malcolm and marie
>>218681457>this 3/10 is 3/10 fifteen years later!!!
>>218681988I'M REACHING MAXIMUM OVER GOONbut not to zendaya she homley af like her parents dawg
>>218683006Yeah her parents are ugly as hell, but they somehow created something beautiful. I have cum to her a few times over the years.
