I just saw a Bud Light commercial and there wasn’t a single tranny in it.
>>218675426>CONSOOM GOYSLOP BECAUSE THEY PUT LE HECKIN' WHOLESOME NUMALE SLOBS IN MY COMMERCIAL!!!
>>218675457I don’t consume the products, I just hate troons.
>>218675457>BE LIKE ME A SEXLESS LIFELESS RETARD WHO GOT HIS IDENTITY FROM A BANGLEDESHI FISH FARMING FORUM
>post maloneid rather have troons
>>218675426>Bud Light sends one non-commercially-available case of beer to a gay influencer with a rainbow flag on the can>retards melt down about it for yearsYou sound like a real pussy, OP.
>>218675589Yeah I should be a fat retard who derives his identity from being a fat retard like Shane Gillis instead.
>>218675426Busch light > Coors light > Miller light > Michelob Ultra > Bud light
>>218675628Yea you should, you'd probably be a lot less bitter you sad twat
>>218675655out of the cheap shitty nationally available domestic beers, Miller High Life is the most tolerable, but if we include cheap shitty imports, Tecate smokes them all.
Uh oh, reddit isn't going to like that you aren't drinking wholesome grass flavored IPAs instead.
>>218675426I only drink Bud Heavy.
Drinking beer is gayThey knew so they got a tranny to promote itThe thing is people that drink beer are CLOSETED gay and won't admit it
>>218676034seem to know a lot about gay stuff
>>218675726Miller high life is rice beer, just like all of them except Busch lite, which is the best
>>218675619Shut the fuck up Alyssa you aren’t getting your job back you dumb bitch.
>>218675426The fellow on the left is FTM, he was born Molly Malone.
There's two MTMs right there though
>>218675726In my experience PBR is the most tolerable cheap beer, High Life gives me heartburn for some reason. ANY light beer is for women and faggots.
>>218675426I've been noticing a lot of sign-tapping material like that.
>>218675589>instantly goes ad hominem to defend a shitty tranny beer company
>>218676146I am a beer drinker.
>>218675426>wasnt a single tranny in it
>>218675619>AB-InBev gets involved with a transsexual for marketing purposes>it kills the Bud Light brand forever>this is actually the fault of chuds though??
>>218676246>In my experience PBR is the most tolerable cheap beerSame, it was funny being called a hipster all through the 2010s after the clap-stomp-hey crowd picked it up.
>>218676220
>>218676307The Mandilorian and Yeed killed Budweiser, as it should be...one last bounty.
>>218676302I thought that was jelly roll but he lost weight and rebranded himself as post Malone
>>218675619actions have consequences.supporting the mentally ill has large, far reaching consequences.
>>218676220>heinerscheid
>>218675426>drinking literal poison that tastes like piss, raises your estrogen, and makes you fat
>>218676347wonder how things might have worked out if they bothered to get one of the two or three hot trannies.
>>218676220>inclusivity>perceptionholy fuckit's pisswater beerwhy does everything have to be a social justice movement
>>218676376you sound like a real pussy, anon
>>218675426There's a down syndrome guy though. DEI is still alive and well.
>>218675426Can you still get like normal budweiser in US or its budlite only
>>218676416that's fine, my market value remains the same regardless of how you view my criticism of poor judgement
>>218676409why did the scorpion sting the frog?it's their nature, they have to poison the well
>>218676392>literal poisonLies>tastes like pissWatered down piss, actually>raises your estrogenTranny propaganda>makes you fatNo, bud LIGHT is low cal nigga, its the hot dogs and pizza you chow down on after a 12 pack to yourself that makes you fatKys nerd.
>>218676416Your cope won't save you troon. There are only two genders
>okay yes i voted for foreign wars and higher prices on everything but there was a bud light promotion with a tranny >my hands were tied
>>218675457Its a couple dudes drinking a beer. Are you a woman or something?
>>218676246PBR is okay. It became a flagship for insufferable hipsters for awhile in the 00s/10s, but it's fine. It tends to have a bit more of a bitter aftertaste for some reason. Not like any of these shit beers are actually "good".
>>218676442You could never get a normal Budweisser in US. They created the fake version and then trademarked it.
>>218675426How many of these men had their genitals mutilated like troons though? Either the Jewish dick sucking rite or the vasectomy. Both are troon-coded.
>>218675457>>218675501>>218676262>>218676392>>218676484>>218676494these maga faggots really need to find a new website
>>218675426I just jerked off to a por, it was all trannies
>>218676494Who are you replying to?
>>218676646Based brain rotted poster
>>218676688
>>218676246PBR is shitNatty Ice is the best cheap beer
>>218676404Yeah, this thing doesn't even seem to try.
>>218675747How about drinking normal fucking beer instead of either piss water or some weird hipster shit? God you americans are so weird. It's like you guys can't comprehend normalcy.
>>218676494>i votedLOL
>>218675426>I just saw a Bud Light commercial and there wasn’t a single tranny in itWe are definitely getting drafted for war.
>>218676914What do you suggest, all knowing eurofage?
>>218676769The extra alcohol content isn't worth it. Just drink booze at that point.
>>218675619>gay influencerAhem, a woman that has sex with men is not gay.
>>218676914He’s making fun of that type of beer you esl moron lmao
>>218677052LE DRAFTERINO???? LE WW3ERINO????
don't care, still not buying, bud isn't the only beer company, not the cheapest and obviously not the highest quality, they may claim to strike a balance betwixt, the best quality while being cheap enough, but this is debatable, there are many other ratios, many other drinks, then there's bootleggers and moonshine...
>>218677097>>218677156Weissbier, the european man's drink.No but seriously any beer is fine as long as it doesn't taste like complete water without going overboard with the "mature taste". Blue Moon is an example of good normal beer that is american.
>>218677242>41st trannys brigade TROON COMPANY FALL IN!
>>218676769I know an 80 year old guy that everyday he drinks 30 cans of Natty Ice and eats a couple packs of those crackers and peanut butter you buy at the gas station. He rides his bike everywhere and looks healthy as a horse.
I hate manufactured corporate "bro" masculinity
>>218675426AHHH WHATS THIS?!??!?!? GAY BEER NOOOOO IM LOSING MY MIND!!!!! STOP TRYING TO TURN ME GAY BUD LIGHT!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZBSqKidiHsis this product real cuz im ordering it is it is
>>218675426>>218676392Alcohol faggotry is worse than trannyism
>>218678170I prefer natural things like highly medicated trannies.
That's because the US is going to war and is counting on white males to enlist the army
those "guys" are worse than trannies, tho.bud light is garbage either way.
>>218675726>out of the cheap shitty nationally available domestic beers, Miller High Life is the most tolerable, but if we include cheap shitty imports, Tecate smokes them all.if it's available, yuengling is usually a buck cheaper and tastes slightly better
>>218678192>Reddit: The Video
>>218675426who cares. All American beer is piss water made for fags and trannies.
>>218678192>AHHH WHATS THIS?!??!?!? GAY BEER NOOOOO IM LOSING MY MIND!!!!! STOP TRYING TO TURN ME GAY BUD LIGHT!!!!Meanwhile, in reality:
I feel for the IPA meme bros...
>>218678369How old are you? The ayatollah is dead, his gay son is in a coma, the moment they name another leader he’ll just get rag dolled across Tehran like all the others. They might send in some special ops to ensure all the nuclear materials are destroyed but beyond that there’s really no point for an infantry presence beyond Kharg Island. There isn’t going to be a draft. Just get over it. Iran was another paper tiger.
>>218675426Give Shane five more years
>>218679147Okay, rabbi, take a breath and calm down.
>>218676270lol
>>218679430I’m Jewish because Iran got btfo? Go light yourself on fire for Palestine or something you nigger headed faggot.
>>218679147Continue saying that until it becomes true
>>218678126He’s not 80 he is 36 and he’s literally me.
>>218679782Iran is joever. Cope, seethe, etc.
>>218679968That's why you're asking for help of Euros and Japan?
>>218680081Well we give them a fuckton of money so we expect a bit of ROI but I guess that’s over now. They can go deal with Putin by themselves. Won’t be much to deal with though since they don’t have any oil anymore. You’re welcome again.
>>218676416you will never have a real pussy, only a disgusting wound cut into your ballsack
>>218675426Alcohol is degenerate
>>2186766884chan isn't your liberal homo club
>>218675501based>>218675598Post Malone is retarded but hes still better than a tranny you faggot>>218675619a boycott is not a meltdown
>>218675726miller High Life is solid for sure, does Coors Banquet qualify? or is that another category because its pretty good
>>218676769>ice brewedwhat the fuck does this mean?
>>218675426Was it Shane's or his jewish agent's idea to play the long game of defending this drink just so he could land eventually land a commercial?
>>218675426/tv/ is left in shambles.
>>218675726I prefer Rolling Rock when it comes to cheap domestics. When it comes to cheap imports, I'm thinking Modelo, but Mexican beers are all pretty decent with a slice of lime in there.
>>218683997>a boycott is not a meltdown
>>218675457
>>218676246>>218676343>>218676534Utterly based PBRchads.
>>218676220>inclusivityLmao it's beer for fat retards. Your only concern should be being slightly cheaper than the other beers
>>218684375It's brewed in ice or with ice or the brewery workers are on ice idk
Leave drinking this non-piss water to me.
>>218676442yes retard
>>218685699She said she was tired of bud light being the official beer of the American frat house and decided that it should be the beer of trannies which I don’t think can even drink beer due to the HRT. Logic escapes these people.
>>218676347So she was so desperate that she went to work for the Arabs who throw fags off roofs? What a soulless bitch (pbuh).
>>218685890Japs can't into beer, and I say this as a weeb.
>>218687514It way better than the other swill they sell in these parts.
>>218687514Is Chinese beer any good?
>>218687750Asahi would be my pick but they're all just regular lagers. I wouldn't turn down a free one but I think their highballs pair much better with Japanese food.
>>218687810Tsing Tao has bad quality control. Last year they caught an employee passing into one of the vats.
>>218679147When are they going to open the straight of hormuz so my stocks can go back up?
>>218687838One of the japanese restaurants that I know serves Asahi and the other one Sapporo. I think they are fine but I prefer dark German beer if I have the option.
>>218687871but did he make the lager better or worse?
*taps sign*
>>218687876ohhh, do not look up what's happening to QatarGas's air separation unit right now1 billion dollars each, inflation adjusted pre-war prices. they had 8. had.
>>218677506That shit is disgusting lmao
I like Posty, but goddamn he looks like a typical raped high school desk
>>218687876Not him but the strait is wide open, but each of those ships has to have insurance and at the moment Maritime insurers have halted coverage for voyages through the Gulf, making it impossible to operate commercially. It won’t last long they’re just being pussies and manipulating the oil markets legally.
I'm not drinking on a Wednesday.
>>218688367well that and the iranians blowing up any ship that's serving ZOG, as has been demonstrated
No, there's fat doughy hicks instead.
>>218688583What ship have they blown up?
Steel Reserve has never had this issue, but whatchu know about that
>>218688776i was thinking of the MV Mayuree Naree, but take your pick: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Strait_of_Hormuz_crisis#List_of_ships_attacked_by_Iran
>>218676392>be meat head gymcel virgin that rejects alcohol >26 years old lonely and frustrated >go to house party>get drunk for first time>have sex with two college girls in one night>jizzed on their faces and realized my fantasy Getting drunk is fun.
>>218688556wagie detected
>>218675426I don't care. There are too many cheap shitty beers out there to drink this one. I'm never letting it go either, I'll be calling my friends trannies til the day I die.
i love cheap shitty beers, give me another
>>218675426>blumpfie drinking Chud LiteImagine my shock
>>218688013Nobody could tell the difference.
>>218676769It's still AB so you're supporting the same company as bud lite.
>>218689463no harm no foul
>>218689581HOLY SHIT BIG IF TRUE
>>218689658least retarded bud drinker
>>218676440That's because of Shane. He has lots of down syndromes people in his family and is always sticking up for them. One of his sisters has a downs syndrome daughter and a adopted 3 black kids.His dream of a perfect future America is racial harmony where the 3 adopted black kids defend his downy niece from an evil white kid bullying her by beating the white boy into a coma.
>>218675426>>218676302>>218676914>>218677052faggots turning around on the bud light thing and abandoning the boycott because LE HECKIN SHANE GILLIS DUDEBRO CHUNGUS WHO CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT SUPERIOR BIG BLACK COCK FUCKING HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HUMBLING WHITES took a 50 million dollar check to do commercials for itto bring back the brand from the brink after they shilled with tranniesfucking subhuman normalfagshow about instead of drinking bud light faggot tranny piss water 4.5% garbage that doesn't get you drunk and makes you fucking fat because you need to drink 100 of them, you drink honest and soulful MALT LIQUOR made by hard working Americans right here in the US of A?malt liquor label out
>>218690078sex with this slowly bloating female
>>218676220i went on a rant this weekend about her, mainly about how bewildered i am that she got hired in the first place and now, after wiping out a billion dollars in valuation from this company, she managed to land ANOTHER high paying job in LIV golf. How the fuck do people like this get hired in the first place and then re-hired? I've been more strict punitive measures taken against minimum wage workers for clocking in too early or too late for a single shift.
>>218690078>my liquid bread has marginally higher abv than your liquid bread
>>218675426Back to true man's men. Acceptable.
>>218691089We need to be better man's men.
>>218676220imagine caring about this thing's opinion
>>218690820she got rehired because she did what she was supposed towhat, you thought this was a fucking market economy? lmao
>>218675501That is the correct answer.
>>218691041>marginallyalmost literally double the amount for half the price and you're not supporting companies that pay trannies to shit all over you then hire faggots like shane gillis to win you back, because they think you're that fucking stupid (and they're right)
>>218676688when you kys please make sure to record an amusing gif for us
>>218675426>WE'RE BOYCOTTING THIS TRANNY SHIT!!!!!>what a second is that LE HECKIN SHANE "BBC CUM FELCHER" GILLISERINO? KIKE MALONE?>TAKE ALL MY MONEY, ANNEHEISER-BUSCHgoyim ARE absolutely cattle who deserve to suffer, the jews are right
>>218691228>my liquid bread has marginally* higher abv than your liquid bread>almost literally blah blah blah blah blah blah
>>218690078Milk. Malt milk. Give me the breasts. Yes?
>>218688367>It won’t last longplease explain why because I'm insanely over leveraged right now and didn't expect this black swan event
>>218690820This place loves to tell me that big corporate guys make the big bucks for reasons my wagie ass could never understand. Oh they are so smart that’s how they got that job.
>>218691567>This placei've heard it from many people over my life. it's always 'oh, you wouldn't understand. these people are so smart.' a few people in my family and that my family knows have made it to c-suite positions and most seem to have done it through vindictive, manipulative behavior and are driven solely by their desire to humiliate others and benefit themselves rather than the company that hired them.
>>218691672Anon, since the dawn of civilization there has been a shadow war waged involving three archetypes; a war between "psychopaths" and "schizos" with the third archetype, "normalfags", in the middle, forever between their tug of war.Psychopaths like what you just described know how to play the game and get ahead through it. Schizos see through the game, recognize the patterns of psychopath behavior, and find it repugnant. This is why schizos are the eternal enemy of psychopaths. Normalfags are most often the unwitting allies of psychopaths, even though psychopaths make their lives worse by virtually ever metric, because psychopaths run things and have historically ran things, and thus offer the comfort of familiarity.
>>218688902Take my pick of what, how many oil tankers you have molested? Go fuck your goat wife.
>>218676220>>218690820lmao wtf. why would saudis even hire a jew who loves gays?
>>218692282i completely forgot she went to Wharton. nearly every person with an MBA i've dealt with professionally has suggesting charging more money for services. that's it. i don't know why it takes several years and tens of thousands of dollars to learn something that most people can figure out doing basic accounting for six months at a little retail business.
>>218676769This was the cheap pisswater of choice when i was in HS
>>218676769natty light is my favorite. i didn't drink until my last year of college and that was good stuff. i may go by a six pack this weekend.
I haven't drank since last mayI want to drinkapparently AA-faggots call this a "dry drunk"I'm not actually "sober" by their haughty faggot standards cause I still want to drink, I just haven'twell la-dee-daif I could, I would be drunk right nowwell, I guess I've matured a little, and my alcoholism isn't that severe, because I'd actually rather do it "properly" on the weekend, like friday, saturday, sundayeven though I'm unemployed so weekend doesn't matterthe ritual, inspired by normalfags, still kind of matters, because it's sort of a self-enforced normalcy, that should definitely help avoid getting out of control with drinkinganyway I would spend like $22-23 dollars at a time on like 18 Steel Reserves (it's like 1.29 for a 24oz can) and then I'd have drinks for like 5-6 nights, typically 3 a night from like 10pm onward was enough for me, I'd have something to look forward to every night and a combination of the alcohol and my sleep schedule would have me crawl into bed with no memory of it and pass out restfullyand I'd get up and not have any hangoverdisruptive/bad behavior would come when I couldn't resist continuing drinking the next day, throughout the day; day drinking is definitely my alcoholic trigger trait that just makes life worse, if I avoid that I function almost perfectly just having my drinks every night (aside from blacking out at the end of the night and waking up in bed, that's probably not healthy and bad for my hippocampus and I feel like doing this has permanently fucked up my memory to some degree but whatever)but let's be honest, if there was alcohol in front of me right now, I'd drinkI would not however drink if there was like, one canI do not want to be blueballed with alcohol, I need there to be enough alcohol for me to "finish" I cannot do "two drinks" and stop, or two drinks and then be out, I need to have my fillI would rather not drink at all, and in fact won't, than I would have two drinks and stop
>>218688176What’s good if not that lmao?
>>218675457They're using the depreciated "dumb fat suburban white guy" archetype to bait millennials who grew up watching them on TV. Except these guys have tattoos and are quirky, or whatever.Gen Z doesn't drink so ad commercial doesn't relate to Gen Z sensibilities.t. Associate director at big six ad agency>>218676526>>218675589How do you benefit from watching obese sois on the screen? I'm guessing you're in your 30s and still hopelessly aspiring to the boomer lifestyle.
>>218693311Then do what the AAfags say, its not that fucking complicated. I love lurking and /alch/ threads and seeing these crys for help. Tragically, its really fucking lame and gay, to a degree, but it can be had.
>>218693311>I'd actually rather do it "properly" on the weekend, like friday, saturday, sunday>I cannot do "two drinks" and stop, or two drinks and then be out, I need to have my fill>I would rather not drink at allThat's classic alcoholism. If I can't hit my minimum threshold then there's no point. Don't get in the way of my friday/saturday night drinking. I'm fine because I only drink on the weekends.
>>218695214>If I can't hit my minimum threshold then there's no point.Yes.>Don't get in the way of my friday/saturday night drinking.I'll drink whenever, any night, every night of the week, but urges are stronger Friday, Saturday night because it feels "justified" (addict brain logic).>I'm fine because I only drink on the weekends.If I did only drink on the weekends I wouldn't see many if any problems from it. I mostly stay in my lane.
>>218675619> Bud Lite hires a stronk womyn advertising director> she promotes deranged trannies> nobody wants that shit> sales tankYou sound like an unemployed Bud Lite executive.
>>218675589>>218675715>>218676688go back
too little too late
>>218676764Funniest thing I've seen in a whlie lmao
>>218690078>adding orange juice to malt liquor That's fucking horrifying
>>218696076I've done it, it's really not that bad, I've heard it referred to as a ghetto mimosa
>>218675619That should be a warning to any capitalist company to not get involved with socialist horseshit.Yes, drinking BudGaylight turns you into a whimpering tranny.
>>218696139protip: trannies are a capitalist thing. Only capitalist countries promote them
>>218685039>would you like to drink tranny water>no, no thanks>OMG YOU ARE LE BOYCOTTING ME THIS IS JUST LIKE PALESTINE AND GEORGE FLOYD
>>218696163>Only capitalist countries promote them
>>218696259>American article about a trannylol
>>218696280Yeah, chinese tranny who used to be military colonel. Superstar back in Chingchong Carl Marx land.
>>218696346>American still promoting a tranny You're sick
>>218696358All chinese are spiritually trannies. Males are unrecognisable from females.
>>218696259>Jin is best known as a talent show judge and the host of The Jin Xing Show, though her visibility has been significantly curtailed by the Chinese government since 2021.[2]>In 2024, the Jin Xing Dance Theater’s tour of the stage play Sunrise was canceled in several Chinese cities, effectively resulting in a ban on the theater in China.[13]>Since 2021, after a series of her shows were shut down or her credits erased, Jin has publicly protested against being discriminated against and censored by the authorities.[16][2]kinda proves his point
>>218685890>beer :|>beer japan :0
I haven't seen a commercial in years.
>>218675655>>218675726if you faggots did a blind taste test, you would all prefer a light beer. no one actually likes IPAs or craft beers except Hipster douches
>>218676459>>literal poison>LiesHow is it a lie? Alcohol has been proven to destroy brain cells and harms the liver. Cigarettes, weed, all of it is poison
>>218676764it's good but my favorite is the tranny compressor machine
>>218696550I like IPA. I dont really rate lager. Prefer bitter though
>>218675619It was astroturfed by buds competitors Your just a pawn in the war between corporations
>>218676688if your opposition to MAGA is they don't like troons then i'd say it's you who needs to fuck off
>>218675426What is this genre of man called?
>>218701141I believe the term is Fuckboy
>>218696076>>218696117We used to use the pre-4loco drinks instead of orange juice.
>>218695214>That's classic alcoholismI didn't get the impression he was trying to hide it.
>>218696550>>218696550>no one actually likes ... craft beersI like stouts, porters, brown ales, and sours. IPAs gave the rest of them a bad name.
>>218692282house saud are cryptos. now you understand ME politics.
