HANNAH GADSBY'S BACK AND SHE'S NOT PLAYING NICE THIS TIME>You know why Aboriginal kids are so good at maths? Because by year 3 they’ve already learned how to divide 40 bucks between 12 cousins and still have enough left for a durry and a dart.
Someone needs to rape this broad.
WHO LAUGHED
>>218675473That's British Prime Minister Keir Starmer
>>218675473>OI WAIS GAIPED EEN ME PRIME!
where are the bloody jokes?
>>218675579too masculine
OIM IN MOIM PROIM
>>218675651WHO THE FACK SAID THAT. GO ON GET ON THE FACKING STAGE. TURN THE LIGHTS ON! GET THOSE LIGHTS ON...... Oh, so you're too FACKING scared now huh? I bet you're a facking Abo
>>218675515It was probably an abo or paki that raped her because they're the only ones that'd be desperate but she just blames the entire white male patriarchy for it
>>218675473they aren't good at maths because they don't go to schoolthey also don't split money they just steal thingsthis is terrible comedy
>>218676559>let’s talk inventions. Boomerang. Mate, you throw a stick and it’s supposed to come back. If it doesn’t, congrats, you just invented a shitty spear. 60,000 years to figure out a frisbee that ghosts you. Genius. They blow in a used toilet paper roll and call it an instrument oh, can it do some Mozart, some beethoven perhaps?. Doesn't even have the fecking holes to play notes Mate, your happy birthday and funeral songs are all the same low droning hum that sounds like a tractor farting in a cave.Hannah Gadsby's back and taking NO PRISONERS in her newest comedy special.
A 10 minute bit being infinitely funnier than an hour and a half special is either a testament to how funny Nick is or how unfunny Nanette is. Dont know which is worse for xer.
>>218676908>sounds like a tractor farting in a cave.Did you write this because that’s genuinely funny.
>>218677608Just the idea of her going from one side of the extreme like using the stage to soapbox about rape to the other extreme is hilarious
>>218675651In dads bloody Google history
>>218677892MMMMMMM DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY THEY WANTED TO HEAR MY DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY??
>>218676908>Abos have such bloody huge noses, don’t they? Maybe there’s something to this sniffing petrol thing, and we just don’t know it. I mean a white huffing petrol is like shagging a bloke with a micropenis while on your period. A big mess for nothing.
On Netflix, Hannah Gadsby's hit comedy routine features her trademark line: "OI WAS..."a) Rapedb) Gapedc) Tapedd) All of the above
Sit down and be humble. Hannah is about to say something important, unlike your "funny" comedians.
>>218675515This board is no longer in its prime
>>218678252
>>218676908>So yeah, there you have it, 60,000 years of culture reduced to tourist CRAP. Shitty spears that don't come back and toilet tubes that sound like dying bees. If that's innovation, no wonder they're called the dreamtime. They're still dreaming someone gives a fuck
>>218677951DEMI LARDNER NUDE
>>218678396A /tv/ anon is NEVER in his prime.
>>218678597OI AM IN MOI PROIME
nine eleven
>>218675473>>You know why Aboriginal kids are so good at maths? Because by year 3 they’ve already learned how to divide 40 bucks between 12 cousins and still have enough left for a durry and a dart....to be fair... that's kind of funny.
>Hannah Gadsby goes viral after ROASTING the Abbos!Someone should use AI to make that clickbait video.
>>218677718It's a Nick Mullen bit
>>218678252 e) Monetized Because no matter what it was, you WILL sit there for 74 minutes and clap when the trauma arc resolves.
>>218682804>Hannah Gadsby goes VIRAL after screaming slurs at Abos at the Centrelink office
>>218675976Well you can tell when its a white guy because theyre mad at the actual rapist(rare), vs a brownoid where theyre made at the system and broad men but never the guy specifically and no details beyond him being a guy are mentioned
>>218682920Idk anything about cumtown but someone should give him a writing job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL5u1wsp_ag
is she a chud now? what did i miss?
>>218689045Cum Town archive is fucking trash, imagine censoring someone elses work so you can squeeze pennies out of it. A real Adam move.
>>218675473>a durry and a dart.What's this mean? I'm not strong on Australian slang terms.
>>218685376I added the tractor farting in a cave.
how does this dude keep getting gigs
>>218692320I’m so fucking tired of Australia.
>>218693247It's not even a real country.
>>218692569he recovered from cancer, then tom decided to return, and travis like the idea of it, they released album together back in 2023, so of course they are keep getting gigs, people want to see them again
>>218692320I'm an Ausfag myself and I have no idea either, never heard of either of those things. It might be abbo slang.
>>218692371
>>218692320>>218693685Both are cigarettes.t. cunt
>>218693771Why do you bums make up random gibberish?? Speak proper English you dumb cunts
>>218693801>Why do you bums make up random gibberish??a bunch of different reasons honestly.
>>218693832Her comedy just reminds me of this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA4ugnowlYY
>Mo Rocca transitionedWas wondering where he went after the Daily Show
>>218694061Kek
>>218675473This woman is aggressively unfunny. I don't even think she's trying to be, she's a "comedian" who gets on stage and whines for 2 hours.
>>218693832>hit on a woman>she rejects your advances>you refuse to take no for an answer>she gets her boyfriend to tell you to fuck off and leave her alone>get in an argument>he tells you if you're going to act like a man he can hit you and no one will care>tell him to do it>he does it>never stop whinging aboutI might have respected her a bit if she'd admitted she was in the wrong, but apparently she learnt nothing from that exchange.
>>218675579KEK
>>218694152wait did this actually happen?
>>218694337Yes, and that’s what makes it so fucking ludicrous. She got treated as an actual equal, got her ass handed to her, and the other bar patrons treated it like a bar altercation between two blokes. Nobody there saw it as something bad enough to call the cops, not even her, nor did she go to the hospital, which tells me the guy just slugged her, she picked herself up, gathered her shards of dignity, and left.
>>218694142Just say that you're a misogynistic white man who hates women
>>218677951I HATE MY DYKE DAUGHTER
>>218675473>why Aboriginal kids are so good at mathsIf an Abo is good at maths they are so far on the right of the bell curve they are alien to their people
>you know what's wrong with Australia these days? Too many bloody Pakis everywhere! I went to the servo, and the bloke behind the counter's got a turban bigger than my wide ass. I said, 'Mate, where's the vegemite?' He goes, 'Aisle 7, next to the curry powder.' Curry powder? This is Straya, not fuckin' Mumbai! Seriously! They're breeding like feckin rabbits on Viagra! You hire one as the teller at a 7/11, next day the whole bloody family is running the joint! Get em the hell out I say! WE'RE FUCKING FULL(everyone cheers) But no, the governments handing out visas like they're bloody Tim Tams. "Yeah, sure we got plenty of room!" they tell em, yeah like my backyard apparently.HANNAH GADSBY IS BACK AND THIS TIME... LOUDER, MEANER AND COMPLETELY OUT OF APOLOGIES
>>218678399What the fuck was his problem?? Little inbred gremlin.
>>218695538Obsessed much? Get a life lul
>>218694491>dyke gets too big for their boots and gets knocked down a peglove to see it
>>218695720t. Nanette
How the hell did Abos get to Australia in the first place and end up like the down syndrome black people
>>218675473>so good at maths>mathsSomething about how the Brits and Aussies say "maths" makes them sound retarded. It's such an unnecessary plural S added to it when "math" already works as an abbreviation.
>>218695870Because it short for mathematics on mathematic you knobhead.
>>218689045>censoredwatch the enjoystudio 14 minute version
>>218695912Yeah dipshit that's why I said>when "math" already works as an abbreviationFucking retard can't even read 2 sentences before spasming to hit the reply button.
>>218677951Fuck you all dads google history is funny
>>218695957It doesn't tho and you're a fag
>>218695870We know amerimutt. Extra letters are hard. That's why you retards had to drop the letter U from colour, neighbour etc
>>218675578
>>218695786The redpill is that Abos evolved from the transported white criminals, as an adaptation to the harsh sunlight.
>>218695987>>218696016Seethe, europoors.>b-b-but Australia isn't in Europe Culturally it is. You're a europoor by association.
love me maths:)
>>218695986>Fuck you all dads google history is funnyNo it's fucking not you retard
>>218682920>It's a Nick Mullen bitThat's why it's not funny
>>218695921https://youtu.be/rb0WDEnStFQ?is=gSTwFg6LQKmLYmnwthen watch this one
>>218675976>>218684017This. If it actually was a White male she'd NEVER stop bringing it up. That's how you know it wasn't.
>>218694142>I don't even think she's trying to be, she's a "comedian" who gets on stage and whines for 2 hours.That's what "comedy" is now, chud. Get with the times!
>>218693685The fuck. Are you asian or just really rich?
>>218675473>Durry and dartReduntant because they are both slang words for cigarette... Does this fat bitch not even know her own countries slang?
>>218675473>>You know why Aboriginal kids are so good at maths?...Are they? I wouldn't know. I have never heard of this associate before.>Because by year 3 they’ve already learned how to divide 40 bucks between 12 cousins...So the joke is that "Abos are poor"?
>>218697182>...
>>218694708>Bait use to be believable
>>218697182Brilliant deduction. Yes, the joke is that they learn basic math skills because they're poor and have to divide cash
>>218676908> So Abbo youths pooling together their money to buy a rotisserie chicken. have you seen this, heard about this?>They take turns fucking it and then they have a fulfilling meal at the end!> Talk about bonding and community spirit eh we whites have lost connection to the bloody planet .
>>218675515Nobody is willing to make a sacrifice like that
>>218675473The rape bit is funny because it is absurd, It is like stealing a parking ticket. No one would do that. A lot of people do not get her Stephen Wright/Theo Von/Mitch Hedgberg like humor, It is easy to understand how she thinks she is in her prime though as it is believable she could turn into a truck.
>>218675473>OI WOZ ROIPED BOI MIN
>>21869578660,000+ years ago there was a mostly connected land bridge from SEA to australia which they crossed. then they got stuck here and did nothing from that point until now
>>218675473she's not funny
>>218675473James Gunn is doing standup now?
>>218701055i have heard of bringing a knife to a gun fight but bringing a vagin-nah to a rape?
>>218696016Your mother is a whoure.
>>218701204it is not nice to make fun of disabled people.
>>218677951it's not the same person is it mate? cuz the blonde was kinda hot ngl
I love her style of deadpan, absurdist humor. Can you imagine anyone raping THAT? Hilarious!
>>218696323>>218701204Don't get triggered by the letter U, fag
>>218702696Shut up houmo
>>218677951DER BURGER
>>218675473keir starmer lookin ass bi
>>218675515Oi woz roiped
>>218675473>You know why Aboriginal kids are so good at math's?Are they, actually?
>>218677951CHRISTOPHER POOLE NUDE
>>218702906Don't you meansht p homo?
>>218693832>we don't need men.>why don't the men jump in and save me?every time
>>218675473It really freaks me out how I can't tell this guy apart from Louis Theroux
>>218675473I can't wait for her comedy show to just be an hour and a half of her complaining about min
