To Jurassic Park
>>218676099People who dislike Jurassic Park/World are people who would be too poor to afford it.irl, you're too poor to visit the ride/land Universal Studios. I'm not a Disney Adult, I'm a Universal Chad. Don't @ me.
do you eventually have any human posters on your forum right?
Why didn't he call it Cretaceous Camp? Sounds better and is more accurate.
>>218676477Why would wealthy people go somewhere with "camp" in the title?>>218676351Oof, yikes even.
Welcolme to CGI Jurassic World
we have a T-rex
How come no movie has been able to replicate the aesthetics of this film?
>>218676099How was this thing realistically supposed to make money? Extremely rich clients?
>>218677137Primarily. But also opportunities for upper middle class to blow their life savings or inheritances.
>>218677053feathers? more like reddit park
>>218677313>Reddit has a monopoly on truth and scienceshut up
>>218677313>truth and sciencehell yeah. These are what I live by, kind sir!*slurps bourbon aged IPA*
>>218677592>so flustered, replied to the wrong postlollmao even.
>>218677667what's next, 40% of T. Rexes were LGBT? You'll fully buy that too, just like the feather nonsense. LMAO
>>218677800Incidentally, did you fail to realize or remember that the initial batches of dinos were all female?
So canonically Alan Grant would have gone to Epstein Island
>>218677997Right, and they started trooning out. Jurassic Park? More like Trans-dino Troonery. trrroooooon.
>>218678214>filled gaps with frog dna>hermaphroditism in single sex environment>FTM dinosaurs
>>218676239(You)
>>218677053>Kid starts crying in disappointment
>>218680622imagine paying thousands or millions to visit, and your kid just starts crying at objectively the coolest thing ever just because it has "reddit" feathers.
