>ring adjusts size to fit the bearer>non-zero chance Gollum used it as a cock ring during his 500 year cave goon sesh
>>218676136Anyone ever notice how when Bilbo is trying to get Gandalf to take the ring, it resizes itself to fit Gandalf's finger while Bilbo is still holding onto it?Ring is TOO eager to get away from the hobbitses.
>>218676136find God, anon
>>218676221When did Bilbo try to give Gandalf the ring? I checked when Frodo tried to push it on him and it definitely did not change in size when Frodo held it out to him.
>>218676136So Gollum has been to Mordor enough times that he knows the secret paths there and knows about Shelob. How did he not get caught or convinced by the ring to go inside Minas Morgul or some such? The ring is at its most powerful there and should have been able to get itself found by Sauron's minions
>>218678317>didn't get caughtinvisibility cockring of course, sauron was still asleep for most of the time too
>>218678317It's fairly clear subtext that hobbitses are just built different when it comes to these things. Gollum got the Ring and spent a few centuries clowning on Sauron by sneaking right into Mordor and out again multiple times. Bilbo got the Ring and used it to play pranks on people around town. And Frodo threw that shit into the fires of Mount Doom. Any other being who got it would have been a slave to Sauron in short order, or at best they replace Sauron and rule with as much evil and malice as Sauron would.
>>218676423I don't think he did. The other guy probably just meant to say "Frodo.">>218676136You're really obsessed with this, aren't you? Actually where was he even keeping it? When we see it fall out of his pocket in Unexpected Journey, it just sort of flies into the air. Does he have a pocket in his loincloth?
>>218676136>goon seshis that what we uncs used to call fapping? when and why did the word fall out of favor?
The Anduin was the real Lord of the Rings XDDD
>>218680798Other websites use goon, only 4chan used fapping. Too many tourists on 4chan.
>>218676423Whoops, the more intelligent anon is correct that I meant to write Frodo.
>>218680223>Frodo threw that shit into the fires of Mount Doom.False. Gollum did that by accident after Frodo decided he would keep the ring.
>>218680798Gooning was a term specifically invented as a replacement for the term edging, then retarded zoomers started just using it to mean any and all masturbation.
>>218676136Imagine being Sauron and having to watch this every day for 500 years
Why didn't the Elves take the ring from Gollum?
>>218684694>Why didn't the Elves take the ring from Gollum?Did he have it at the time?
>>218678317>>218680223Gollum had already lost the ring when he went to mordor and was hanging out there.
>>218680709>Does he have a pocket in his loincloth?no only his cock and ring
>>218681826>a great eye, lidlessso he can't even shut his eye and wait for G to be done for the day
>>218676136if you fuck the ring arent you kinda fucking sauron's soul? is that gay?
What if you gave it to like a giant cave troll or something? The ring would have to stretch into a hula-hoop
>>218680223Sauron only somehow returned shortly before The Hobbit and only went back to Mordor after the events of The Hobbit. So there's like 500 years where Gollum had the ring and Sauron had little influence on the world
>>218688619>>218689790Where the fuck is Sauron anyway!!
>>218689872Chilling at the top of his big black tower
>>218680223>And Frodo threw that shit into the fires of Mount Doom.Frodo of the Nine Fingers lacked the will to throw it into the fire.
>>218681184So? You're still making up shit. The ring never resized in that scene
>>218678317Gollum lost the ring a long time ago by the time the Fellowship begins and was looking for it before he gets caught and tortured horribly
