you can see Jack Black as a cave manbut who knows about Michael Cera, his ancestors were probably living around the spaceships where all the coneheads congregated and is descendant from some type of Egyptian royalty. Poor casting choice in that regard, but oh, of course they just had to cast two jewish guys.
>>218678723The twist is that it's set during Roman times and they're from a very isolated region.
>>218678760oh shit thanks for spooling the whole movieThat still doesn't explain what I just said though
>>218678796>The twist is that it's set during Roman timesits not a twist or spoiler its literally in the fucking title>Year One>1 AD>quite literally the middle of Augustus' reign
>>218678796>oh shit thanks for spooling the whole movieLet me know if you need help with the other reels.
>>218678723You think they didn't have scrawny jews two thousand years ago? What the modern ones are like pugs or something? Bred wrong as a joke?
I'm not a coward, so nothing. I have expressed my love for Jupiter Ascending and Ramen Girl in public to pretty women.
Oh /tv/ you gorgeous little dunce
>>218678981you clearly know nothing about the coneheads and alien vessels. I don't claim to be an expert on "jewish" lineages, but Michael Cera is not believable as a caveman whatsoever.
>>218679082best character
>>218678556I like this moobie tho
dude what this movie is fuckin jokes >you hit ahmad abaddagasee!I love when they're on Abraham's wagon
>>218678556<pic rel and SC2I don't know what's wrong with me.
>>218678556I watch it a couple times a year. The fat hairy guy is hilarious.
>>218680719Wow I looked up the characters actual name and I was way off
>>218681019I just finished reading the bible and it's funny how many little references there are to biblical events that I absolutely never noticed before
Don't Mess With The Zohan and The Benchwarmers>>218678556I fucking love this movie
>>218682914Forgot pic.This movie makes me super nostalgic for this time period. I miss 2006
>>218678556>likes jewish fairytalesOpinion discarded
>>218678556I was just thinking about this movie a couple days ago...it was funny...
>>218679082same guy that played Jimmy King in Ready 2 Rumble
>year one>benchwarmers>grandma's boy>bio dome>in the army now>ready 2 rumble>school of rock>dicky roberts>airheads>joe dirt 1, 2>orgazmo>zoolander 1, 2>sasquatch gangare all "guilty pleasure-core" movies
>>218678556Why wouldn't you? What's the worst that could happen?
>>218680770>duuude what if kids play with sex toysI don't know how this evaded the Q-schizo radar
>>218679082my my, miss goldbergwhat big hands you've got
