Why does she look like the stereotypical Human Resources lady?
>>218680298Why do you regurgitate every other snark twitter account?
>>218680298>White bitches be like
Don't care, still would smash
>>218680298Please tell me where the average HR lady looks like this
>>218680298Fuck off and kill yourself retarded twitter nigger
>>218680369that's not a white phenotype tho, nigger. she has the average levantine female phenotype that's 60% semtitic, 40% greek and has dark hairy nipples
>>218680453Every office work building has one of these ladies, its really weird
>>218680453I had an interview with a 35 yo cunt hr manager and she looked hot af
>human resourcesGuys!Human resources is PEOPLE!
>>218680298She doesn't you're just a memebrained retard. HR staff are usually fat, middle-aged and grey-haired.
>>218680547>Human resources is PEOPLEWrong, HR is sub-human.
>>218680610HR ladies are usually in shape, their only job is to look pretty
>>218680298For me, it's the reflection of the ring light in her eyes
>>218680610in the small businesses, yes. but we are talking about those big shot companies where the interview for the fake job you applied to is on the 55ft floor in a gay ass building
>>218680484you know you can google her nipples right?she has pink nipples
>>218680886no she doesnt
>>218680824>when you're talking about your work experience and you get back is the Amateur Allure stare
>>218680298Overrated Harvey's whore
>>218680968basedall of those vids make me wish i was one of the girls lol
>>218680349Based and total twittoid death
>>218680298She looks so cheerful
>>218680298>Why does she look like the stereotypical Human Resources lady?the fake smile
>>218681092dumb troon
>>218680484>has dark hairy nipplessource?
>>218680298there's a patronising glibness to her smile
>>218680298So like… why is OP such a flaming faggot?
>>218681320>noOoOoOo>you MUST type like a manly-man at all times!!!!!>im super fucking insecure about my masculinity!!!!!!!!!!You quit caring about these silly things once your cock passes yhe 6 inches, non bone pressed, natural length threshold
>>218681320>so like...
>>218680543How old are you? Why do you say she was a cunt?
She’s about to fire you.
She’s going to say that you are no longer a fit, but you shouldn’t worry because they have outplacing service for you,
>>218680298>Even when smiling it can't hide the hate in it's eye's Yep, definitely an HR manager in another universe, pretty much everyone she didn't get harvested in.
>>21868160424. I went in for an IT job. beside asking me few basic questions she spend the rest of the interview, which took 30 minutes, to talk about herself. I have no idea why. even tho she was hot but it pissed me off because she just wasted my time. it was as if we were on a date or something. I never had a retarded interview like that one. still would tho
>>218680298>>218681057She looks like a hot Wallace and gromit character
>>218682177Did you pass that stage?HR interviews are horrible, it's much better that the bitch talk about herself or stupid shit than try to ask you her retarded questions "what are your three strengths and three weaknesses?"Once heard one of those cunts at my company say "I'd never hire a pisces"
>>218682177>talk about herself.Kek
>>218680453smoke and mirrors
>>218680453Man I thought that was some band but its just Balenciaga. Lame.
>>218681604nta but generally speaking HR attracts cunts across the board. Both men and women, though mostly women.
>>218680453The one guy who actually had a job at some point
looks exactly like my exi hope she gets hit by a bus
>>218680369In muttmarica/brapzil/india she is white
>>218680298Because she is smiling with her mouth but her eyes arnt.
>>218685099hell yeah I love cultural imperialism
>>218680298Does she has jewish roots?
>>218680298She's still beautiful. Faggot
>>218682753One company I worked for had a 30s something woman leading HR who was very nice and helpful. The worst HR manager I've ever had was an ex-army guy in his 50s.
>>218680298>>218680453literally pepto
>>218685099how much unpaid care(of my penis) does she perform?
>>218685843Mine has suffered many beatings because of her! She needs to be arrested
>>218680298i thought she was extremely beautiful when she was young
>>218680453probably at some gay company like liquid death or black rifle coffee
>>218688386I miss it when she used to go to PG rated movie premieres with her tits out.
>>218680298>chatting with an HR lady>she mentions how she had to lay one of her reports off>all her other reports express their concern and text the laid off person to ask if they're okay>HR lady acts baffled that people would do that if they're "not friends with that person outside of work"These are the people who are paid to be good at human relations
>>218680298>tran hathaway
>>218689073keep calm Harvey
>>218680298because she reminds everyone of Anna Kendrick's HR firing lady from Up in the Air.
>>218680298>no need to worry but can you meet with me and your manager and give us a quick rundown of what your current projects.
>>218680453>another goddamn "ironic" metal shirt poserJesus fucking Christ we need to stone these people
>>218689250it's fucking baffling.one of my first jobs, I parked my car and then at the end of the day find a smear on my quarter panel and a note saying "you were too close to one side so i hit you". the vehicle beside mine is the big fucking jeep the HR lady drives. I'm perfectly centered.got the LP guy to check the cameras and yeah she just fucking whaled into my car like a dumb fuck.her arrogant response to all of this was a huge wake up call for me. lost her shit and actually threatened to use her position against myself and the LP guy
>>218680369*witches
>>218689602
>>218680453Have you ever worked a cozy corporate job? HR are usually hot catty girls.
>>218689073>>218685843She is so fucking ugly. I've had desperate drunk lays with prettier girls
>>218680298Name two (2) attractive white women that you have talked to irl. I'll wait
>>218689988My mistress and her sister
>>218690015I said "attractive"
>>218690074any white woman is more attactive than a nonwhite
>>218690074My mistress and her sister
>>218690204Lol.>>218690260Post wrist
>>218690333>post fetish material for meWeirdo.
>>218680453There's some good ones at my company. I tried to fuck one of them at the office christmas party LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.
>>218690426>he's brown and the anime girls aren't realLol
>>218680298She looks like a woman I'd like to fuck.
>>218681092You can be if you try
>he's brown and the anime girls aren't real>Lol
>>218690552>Man who works in HRcontradiction in terms
>>218690545>he can't refute the facts>too cowardly to confront his accuserYep, the trope is real
>he can't refute the facts>too cowardly to confront his accuser>Yep, the trope is real
>>218690708adjust it to "male" and i'll give a disapproving pass
>>218690744
>>218680349kek
>I scared him enough so he can't post text in his post
>he's still seething and brown
>he's brownLol really does look like you
>he thinks he's not the npc>he's still brown and mad
>>218691255>no u
>he's still brown
>>218691389
>t.fecaloidLol
>>218690333>>218690502you lost around here when you went full retard
>>218691494>that gif
>you lost when you won!So glad I'm white
>>218680453HR lady at my job literally looks like that only less plastic surgery
>>218680298>fires you through email
why would anyone WANT to work for HR? is it just a power thing? any what do they actually do during a typical day? When I lived in Asia the HR people helped with foreigner paperwork, housing, and medical stuff in addition to giving out vacation hours. but in the states? who fucking knows
>>218680453Every Fortune 500
>>218691840>fires your penis through jewish majick Pick your battles anon
>>218691891It's just filling out forms, conducting meetings, and occasionally threatening to fire someone.HR is the stereotype of a desk jockey that doesn't do any actual work.The only real requirement to do it is being a very social person.
>>218680298This "meme" was created by a perpetually aggrieved black woman, just like the "Karen" meme who demands to speak to a manager. As it turns out, black women are disproportionately represented in both HR depts as well as loud, obnoxious, angry women demanding to speak to a superior.
>>218685099
>>218685099>I deserve to be paid for doing my own laundry
>>218689850So did you tell her she was a dumb cunt and that you'd be filing an insurance report?
>>218691891this video makes me irrationally angry
>>218689250When people bitch about automation taking all the jobs eventually try to picture explaining to a 19th century farmer the concept of an hr dept
>>218682593nice nips
>>218680298Every HR lady I’ve ever seen was a fat black or white 40yo woman
>>218694398Every HR woman I interacted with was a middle aged white woman.A total of 4 of them.
Watch colossal now!
>>218694398>>218694940That was the 2010s. Now corporate HR is hot young women.
Anyone else remember that span of a couple of months when everyone hated her? There were even articles about it.
I'm lucky my last job had an hr dude that used to work as a field tech for the job I was interviewing and left the interview to the founders of company. Other jobs sent me through hr hell. Turns out if your entire leadership are men they actually get shit done. Which included firing people who didn't do their jobs
>>218695253thanks for sharing, anon
>>218695277I'm here for you
