>And then on a planet called Naboo, Qui-Gon and I ran into a Gungan called Jar Jar Binks
You fought in the peeyewsa?
>>218680398He was gay, Qui Gon Jinn?
>>218680398>and he was a friend
>>218682251>Meesa called Jar Jar Twinks. Meesa your homo servant.
The force is real Han, I fought alongside Jedi Master Yoda and personally saw him off to the Dagobah system to live out the rest of his life. He is probably still there today Arrrrawwww
>>218682571Nothing outside of the OT is canon.
>>218682460I've seen plenty of terrible things on the internet but for some reason this image affected me viscerally.
>>218682622Because you're gay, anon. There's nothing wrong with that.
>>218682622its the eyes
>>218682819>[Visceral Affection intensifies]
>>218680398how fucking confused must Alec Guinness have been that this dumb space movie for kids became his defining role
>Yeah I was wearing clone armor with a cloak. I got to ride a speeder bike and lead a group of clones in an attack against a bounty hunter named Durge. Ever hear of him? He was this big huge guy in metal armor. First he tried bludgeoning me with my own bike, then I stabbed him right in gut but he wasn't phased at all. Then he started punching me while my saber was still inside him. Next he tried hitting me with a bunch of little spikes shot from his wrist and when that didn't work he tried burning me with a flamethrower on his other wrist. Then he tried to murder me with a flail so I grabbed my saber back and cut the chain, and then he reached for some blasters but I chopped those up too. After that, he powered on some lightsaber-blocking wrist shields. I chopped him up into pieces and believe it or not, that was only the first time I fought him that day. After that..
>>218682928he seethed about it
>>218683609The japanese guy they wanted at first must have been even angrier
>>218683609this
>>218682928It broke him, he spent the rest of his life rambling mindlessly about it, ranting at anybody that would listen, just incoherent babbling about how much he hated it and how it ruined himI have based my interpretation of this reality on this one story btw >>218684103So far as I know that's his entire personality
