>>218680685
Looks lame.

>ned and mj still here
>the hand
why

>>218680814
>ned and mj still here
And they seem like they're going to be prominent

>>218680870
reeeee i get that we already got a college trilogy with tobey but i feel like skipping that with a time jump is just so dumb because a lot of spidey's core stories and characters he meets in college

>>218680685
> chinese director
> action movie
lol nope.

>>218681063
jackie chan is doing the fight choreography though

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>>218680685
>movie called Brand new day
>his ugly friends still are in it.
Just get rid of mutt MJ and give us Felicia already

>>218680704
because it is. the only good parts
>it's actually in nyc for once (the fact i even have to fucking say this lol)
>he's on top of skyscrapers (first time since like tasm2, no that school rooftop doesnt count)
>he has a suit that isnt stark tech (which doesnt even make sense because his suit in no way home didnt even break or rip so why did he get rid of it? not complaining but at least show why)
>isnt multiverse slop
>>218680814
because zendaya somehow has a lot of followers don't ask me how i don't know but shes too famous for sony to just forget about
>>218680870
see above
>>218681152
actually? that's kind of cool

>>218681152
Jackie fucking sucks now. He’s old

they killed aunt may?

>>218681674
+1
when the fuck did this happen?

Looks completely soulless.

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>>218681674
>they
He. ftfy
>>218681734
end of the 2nd act in the 3rd holland spiderman movie.

>>218681874
Huh, I think I've forgotten all about that

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>MJ moved away to study at MIT for FOUR YEARS
>rode the cock carousel partying at university for FOUR YEARS
>Peter was all alone in NYC barely making ends meet and almost dying saving the city
>he's still trying to get back together with her after she moves back to NCY

Shit this is an even harder cucking than what Raimi did to him, my boy deserves a pure Gwen Stacy

>>218682058
her death gave us this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3eneGnrAug

i cant wait for spiderman to punch the bad guy really hard and the bad guy says "ouchies, i give up spiderman, you win" for the hundredth time

I miss when Spider-Man was confident & happy

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There will never be a Spider-Man movie as good as these two.

>>218682267
the 3rd one is better than the 2nd one

>>218682267
I loved them growing up but upon re-watching them a few years ago I thought they totally sucked, completely overrated they're like token "good" movie, normie slop.

So who's the villain then?

>>218680685
Tom holland spiderman movies are always just ok.
The swing shots are just now as good as toby's spiderman, the focus in the movies are jst off

>>218682267
This, Also the 3rd one is really good.

>>218682723
Rumor on the street is that it's Tombstone, and he manipulates the Hand to do what he wants (aka free scorpion from prison).

>>218682997

They couldn't get a more prominent villain?

>>218680685
It really pisses me off how narcissistic actors always insist that Spider-Man take his mask off every few minutes. "Bu-but how will they see my groundbreaking performance!?" you're Spider-Man, shut the fuck up. They've been doing this gay shit since the Tobey days.

>>218683090
Like?
>doc ock, goblin, dr connors, electro, sandman, harry osborne = all used in prior spidey movies
>kraven, morbius, madame web = sony IP's that disney doesnt want to touch because their movies bombed and disney didnt cast them
there really isnt much left in terms of villains mcu spidey can use

I like that it seems punisher and him have already met. We don't have to waste time doing the whole argument about morals, repeating the daredevil rooftop scene.

>>218682267
The entire trilogy was great. The reaction on the 3th was overblow but they did the best they could all things considered, and it was good regardless, specially the ending. Man, fuck this, capeshit was alright before The Avengers and it went all to the shitter right then and there.

>>218680685
is the chamaleon in the movie?

Capeshit it's so embarassing.

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I noticed Nacho from Better Call Saul in the trailer

>>218684502
hope the mcu doesnt ruin another good actor

>>218683485
Hobgoblin? Though character did always feel like a less interesting Green Goblin.
Probably not much left in the cupboard if they're not willing/able to do Venom and Carnage.

>OY VEY YOU'RE GOING THROUGH THE SPOIDAH LIFE CYCLE
>he'll get organic webbing at most, that will be it
What a shitty fucking premise

>>218680814
I'm still seething about this. I was genuinely hoping that Ned and Zendaya were done now that they don't remember him. Other than just some impotent seething from Peter, but no he's actually gonna try to make them remember him, and because it's a Marvel movie it's gonna fucking work. Fuck Zendaya, fuck that fat bean child.

>>218684566
according to an alleged plot leak, he becomes some freakish SPIDER-Man, with extra limbs and multiple eyes
>>218684502
he was set up in Homecoming, and he's finally going to go full Scorpion-mode

>>218684502
He's going to have a fucking nanotech helmet isn't he.

Has this spider man been depressed in every fucking MCU movie

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>>218684717
You're telling me they're actually bringing this nigger back? I'll believe it when I'll see it but at the very least it would give me a reason to give the slightest of shits.

>>218684502
>People now know him as Nacho and not Vaas
I'm a fucking mummy at this point

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>>218684502
What the fuck does Scorpion do again?
He looks like a shittier 1 arm'd Doc Ock

>>218684825
This version absolutely looks that way, only that his one arm is bigger and thicker
I honestly have no idea what the fuck they were thinking here, it's like the most boring variant of the character in existence

>>218680814
>>ned and mj still here
for real though. we got a clean break from them at the end of the last movie, why the fuck are they back? it makes the whole previous movie pointless

>>218684756
Not Homecoming or Civil War

>>218684825
he has a poison that knocks people out

>>218682447
You're just now figuring out that Spider-Man is 'normie slop'? He's always been considered the most normie hero ever. Maybe the word slop warped your brain

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>>218680685
Ballet Chads
were winning.

>>218680685
>new zendaya flick
No thanks.

MCU slop. not watching. never watching. they're just gonna bring Iron Man back at the end of the next Avengers anyways. fucking slop.

>>218683170
It's probably more the studios than the actors
>We paid for this A-list actor and by god we're getting our moneys worth!

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>>218680814
>>218680685
I'm not watching this shit

>>218683485
There's like a hundred spidey villains

>>218685328
i hate that you're right

>>218685506
name 3 spidey villains not on that list that would be able to be the main villain for an entire movie

>>218685643
Hobgoblin, Jackal, Spot

>>218682086
But that Gwen is a MAN

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>>218685643

unironically looks like a fan film

>>218685096
>he has a poison that knocks people out
>tail that comes out of his butt
>poison
Does he have super aids?

>>218684825
>He looks like a shittier 1 arm'd Doc Ock
Because that's exactly what he is

>>218684797
yes and they'll show him shooting webs out of his ass

>>218684825
He's supposed to be stronger and faster than Spider-Man + has the tail, which may be a pure bludgeon, a blade, or a laser cannon.

>>218684797
Qrd I don't remember this,but I only ever saw snippets of the "future" one with the talking symbiotes

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>>218684717
>>218684797
I'd rather see Peter fight picrel than see Peter turn into Man-Spider

>>218684825
The difference between Ock and Scorpion is that Ock has schemes that Spider-Man needs to stop and considers Spider-Man a pest, whereas Scorpion is a hired killer gunning straight for Spider-Man

You usually won't see Ock chasing after Spider-Man and doing everything he can to kill him, the aesthetics aren't really relevant to these dynamics

>>218680685
looks good. I checked out of mcu years ago but I'll go to the kinoplex for this.

>>218683170
Say what you will about Ryan Reynolds, but at least he knows to keep Deadpool's mask on for like 95% of the movies.

>>218683671
Either that or what we're seeing is their second scene together in the movie and they have an intro scene earlier.

>>218685866
Most films do, anymore. May as well let AI have it.

>>218680685
This looks like a fan movie. Genuinely embarrassing that fucking money laundering is so widespread and it’s indian tier slop. It’s all a fucking scam. Fuck this. Everything is going to shit.

>>218680814
The foot from TMNT?

>>218687275
The Foot is a parody of the Hand from Daredevil

>>218681399
>the good parts
it is actually crazy that those were not standard for Spider-man. Imagine if the next batman movie was the first time in 10 years and 3 batman movies it took place in GOTHAM!

>>218685815
the 90s might be one of the worst decades for comics holy shit.

>>218682267
Maybe but I really don't like MJ or Harry, not a fan of miserable whiny heroes. No idea why fans think thats "relatable".

>>218684797
>>218684717
why? People hated that plot line

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Hope this pajeet shot himself in the chest.
I don't want to see him ever again

>>218687501
It was the best decade for comics but the worst for Spider-Man comics.

>>218687311
Oh thanks anon never knew that's why they were calling that

>>218687892
HI, ANUS ANON

>>218680685
I'll only watch for Paul. No Paul, no watch.

>4 hours
>82 replies
Damn, nuSpider DOA. Should have rebooted after Secret Wars. Fat spic and zendeya back was also a huge mistake.

>>218680685
Looks great!
You contrarianfags can keep crying about it but hating what's popular doesn't make you better

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THE YT BOY CANNOT COMPETE WITH BIG BRAHMIN COCK

Bump

Bros, we are so back

>back to Raimi's Jizzman
Are they trying to shed the Iron Lad image or something?

>>218688839
of course she winds up banging flash
always the outcome for doing the right thing
Peter prolly has barely had time to bang his hand

If Spider-man and Avengers underperform will Disney double down and finally go for the live action Kingdom Hearts?

>>218690551
that's not Flash you faceblind autist

it's fuckin over

>>218688839
the idea that peter's high school jock bully is actually a woman sized jeetlet is just insane

>>218691336
Still bigger than Peter

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Will we see picrel?

>>218684825
He was originally stronger, faster, and more durable than Peter but he's been demoted to jobber for a few decades now

>>218691336
He's not even a bully, he's more of an annoyance that gets btfo every in every film. IIRC in the second one Peter straight up steals and destroys his car

>>218691336
Peter is a manlet too.
>>218687892
ICE deported him back to meheeco

Finally a MCU Spider-Man film that feels like Sony's Shitverse

Sucks that because spiderman is so popular that they use his movie to promote and progress the story of smaller characters that will never get their own film. what reason does punisher have in being here? why the fuck would the hand care about scorpion?

>>218691920
I guess we'll find out in the movie.

>>218680685
strange contrast between the desolate imagery and the truimphal music

>>218691920
>>218680685
>zendaya and tom holland still shitting up movies
Worst nepobabies in the history of mankind. Lilyrose Depp is a breath of fresh air compared to them.

>>218692342
why is she so ethnic though? johnny's claim to native ancestry turned out to be a total fantasy

>>218688839
i hate this

This thread still up? Hype slowed to an absolute crawl.

I'm guessing /tv/ was not a fan of the trailer today.

>>218694407
the baywatch thread is dabbing on this

>>218688839
is this nu harry? or is this flash. either way who in the writers room thought this was a good idea? ned and mj didnt need to show up again aside from a cameo.

>>218695960
neither, it's paul

There's too much shit going on in this movie.

>a friendly neighbor
I cringed so fucking hard, I almost fainted

>>218684822
Far Cry 3 is modern faggotry, retard.

>>218698319
10000% Who the fuck is the villain?
>hoodie person
>ninjas
>scorpion
>the brownie cucking peter

>>218680685
GAY SHIT

>>218698611
Tarantula?

>>218685815
comics are fucking retarded

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They are aiming for chink audiences again with this kungfu ninga shit.

>>218698704
he's just part of the montage where they show what he was doing during the 4 year time skip

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>>218680685
The Hand looks like the guards from TLJ

>>218698390
i giggled :(

nachoooo

>villains with no superpowers
what's the point

>>218701098
Muh realism

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>>218691920
>what reason does punisher have in being here?
The Punisher was created as a Spider-Man villain

>>218701098
The hand can resurrect the dead. The scorpion has hallucinogenic poison. The person wearing the hoodie has some sort of mind control. Anon what the hell are you saying.

>>218701098
Scorpion and Tombstone have powers in the comics.

>>218684887
They're the brownoid self inserts

>spend millions to make a movie about one of the worse spidey stories
>can't even get 4channers to care about the trailer

>>218701157
The word 'here' implies a different context to the question. Clearly he's not his enemy in the trailer

>>218701187
there are 5 threads on the catalog about this movie as we speak and the thread you're typing in has already hit bump limit twice.

>>218691920
punisher is protecting sadie sinks character from being captured by the DODC (reason unknown on why he cares about her)
>why the fuck would the hand care about scorpion?
where did you get that from in the trailer? they didnt even imply that they share scenes together you just made this up

>>218681324

Hand to the heart, do you really want wokeness to touch Felicia? Which current Hollywood actress could even play her?

>>218701246
yes because i can AI the face and tits to the actress of my choosing each day

>>218701214
And they're all shitting on it and being artificially bumped by astroturfers.

>>218701246
>Which current Hollywood actress could even play her?
Lizzy Dunne

>>218701283
Livvy*

>>218701283
hot but not big enough tits. no that doesnt mean i want downeey syndromney to play her either

>>218701314
Grace Caroline Currey

>>218701340
solid choice i would enjoy that

>>218701098
Wilson Fisk and Thanos don't have superpowers they are mortal men but are some of the best villains in live action marvel. You dont need powers to be a villain, you just need to be either really threatening.

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>>218701383
You know it

>>218701499
Both of those guys can fight Spider-Man hand to hand

>>218687892
PENIS PARKER

I’m not a Holland Spidey fan but this looks like it could be his best one easily. Just wish zendaya was gone already.

Ned has to die at some point, right? Can't stand him

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>>218701201
>>218701157

Holy crap the gays at the rat movie company are completely useless. A Spider-Man vs Punisher movie would make bank. Stream line all this Hulk/Tombstone/Hand/Scorpio/NuMutants non sense. Have Frank liquidate all the B list cannon fodder (Captain Boomerang, Tarantula-Man, Stilt-Man, Kite-Man, The Big Bad Beetle Borgs, et al.). Instant conflict with Punished Spidey for territory.

Include second puberty/organic webbing/body horror/monster man B plot for good goy points. Only if you can do horror like Raimi and go practical for the final form.

Exclude all browns except for something Frank can murder.

They set this up as the soft reboot to get away from Ned and MJ and according to the trailer they are a big part of it. I hope it becomes a bitter sweet ending where he accepts at the end he has to let them go but he already went through this in no way home.

>>218682267
2 is still great, one is too retarded in terms of story but still extremely iconic and enjoyable. The upside down kiss alone mogs everything in the TASM and home movies

>>218702091
>one is too retarded
false

>>218701507
wooooow

>>218683170
MCU is guilty of this for most of their franchises. It sucks even more because now that they have pretty lazy CGI, half the movies just turn into heroes floating heads with CGI bodies

Where's Morbius

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So they're just redoing the spiderman cartoon episodes where he starts mutating into a spider? I hate this already. Just watch the fucking cartoon, it's a million times better. Back when it was hand drawn and had great storytelling.

>>218706727
it was one of the best parts of the cartoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whblM3lN0Bs

>>218710000

>>218680685
Marvel is just completely done as a franchise. Even Hungry Joe couldn't muster any enthusiasm for this turgid dreck. It died with Thanos.

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Those are some wacky ninjas.

>>218682267
and even then MJ sucked

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>>218686413
I vaugely remember him from my Spider-man cards. What's HIS story?

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>>218688839
Talk about stealing from Peter to give to Paul.

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>>218699147
The Hand is from the 1980s. They are what both The Foot Clan and the ninja clan in GI Joe are based on.
I forget if they predate the original Emperor's crimson guards in RotJ .

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>>218701765
Are you saying Punisher would use... LETHAL FORCE ?!?!

i expected these threads to move way faster

>>218682355
>>218682818
>>218684122
3 is not good

>>218710933
Carlos!

>>218711061
hmm no wonder is the kids who liked punisher turned out to be gay

>>218688772
Seethe lmao

>>218714487
Esl retard

>>218686413
Shit-taste