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Netflix's live-action Scooby-Doo has been cast
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>>218681240
it'll never be as good as the Linda Cardellini version (which will never be as good as the Bobby Starr version)
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>Scooby Doo
cool
>live action
fuck off
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>>218681240
>all white (probably) cishet cast
How exciting this must be for you
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>>218681240
I can't take anyone named tanner seriously.
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>>218681483
The dog is brown.
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>>218681483
>those twinks cast for Shaggy and Fred
>cishet
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>>218681520
The feeling's mutual, saar
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>mfw shaggy fags are gonna pretend he’s hot so they can keep doing their weird self insert fantasies
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>>218681520
I think you're not supposed to take a Scooby Doo movie seriously
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>>218681240
>Abby Ryder Fortson
I uploaded a clip from Are You There God Its Me Margaret? to YT so I could link it here. Several days ago it got deleted for "Child safety policy Content featuring minors engaging in provocative dancing, dares, challenges, or other behavior is not allowed on YouTube". The full movie is available to pay for on youtube but they deleted my clip of it, fucking bullshit
> Mckenna Grace
Evil cunt needs to die
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>>218681537
His coat is. But his skin isn't. That's like calling a white brunette "brown".
Is running from costumed monsters so crucial to the premise of Scooby Doo that they can't make one character disabled? Perhaps Velma in a wheelchair like Oracle?
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>Velma isn't an obese lesbian jeet clone of Daria
wtf, this isn't accurate to the source material!
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>>218681653
>brunette
>white
Nice try you filthy brown.
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>>218681709
>uncapitalized "White"
You're not honorary. Stop embarrassing yourself.
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>>218681240
Isn't Mckenna a little too old to be hanging out with kids?
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>>218681562
Nice cover shitjeet.
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>>218681483
Why yes, basic casting decisions being correct is a good thing.
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>>218681694
i bet the backlash to this show played a big part in how the new one is gonna be. i don't expect any subversion at all after velma
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>>218681912
>anon says he doesn't respect anyone named Tanner
>another anon, or someone named Tanner, says the feelings mutual and implies the other is a jeet
>next reply claims the use of "saar" is a cover for an actual jeet
I'm confused who or why or how anyone is a jeet here.
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>>218681964
How fun and not bland this all is.
>inb4 le prison/cafeteria food theory by buttmad Timmys
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>>218682141
Yes it is fun and not bland at all to see pretty people who look like the characters instead of brown hobgoblins.
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>>218682271
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>>218681240
Girls are cute, Shaggy looks faggy and Fred looks like he's 10 years old.
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>>218681569
I’m a Fredfag but obviously they are casting Shaggy to be more attractive than his usual self (the most flattering interpretation) to bring in the girlies with both guys, classic teen drama style. In this version Shaggy is Daphne’s childhood friend, and they want to do Stranger Things for Scooby-Doo. It’s not as 1:1 as Lillard was because they shaved off a bit of his hippy loser look but honestly I’ll take a traditionally attractive cast over what we usually get.
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>>218681240
Netflix sucks.

Scooby Doo sucks.

WTF is this for????
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>>218682931
Both tend to suck but both have glimpses of greatness every once in a while. Maybe the stars will align. It’s not impossible.
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you have my attention
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>>218681520
This. I hate those new age names.

"Colton, get your sister Madison and come in here right now!"
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>>218681520
>>218682972
But these are some of the oldest names there are? Would you prefer Isaacs and Sarahs(Jew names)?
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>>218682931
>WTF is this for????
well adjusted people who don't spend their leisure time on a Indonesian shadow puppet forum complaining about television and movies that they don't watch.
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As a massive Doo-head you now have my attention. This sort of casting implies that they actually want a real audience. Down to the performances and writing now.
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>>218681240
Netflix is so mad at losing to paramount that they correct course
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The melanin experiment has ended. Thank you trump!
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He’s a bit of a twink but he might be able to pull off a young Fred.
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>>218683311
>Velma
HOLY SHIT!
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Looks good
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>>218683389
This is about as pretty as you can make Shaggy before it doesn’t work, but I think he’s in the ballpark enough to not be a problem.
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>>218681240
I need Fred to plunder my anus
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>>218683389
hnnggh love a himbo twink
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>>218681240
>Women look 28
>Shaggy and Fred actors look 12
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>>218681483
yes
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>Abby Ryder Fortson
>Age: 18
>DOB: March 14, 2008
SHE WAS EIGHTEEN YEARS AND FOUR DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCKS
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>>218683531
This is all-star Daphne casting, her face is perfect, body close enough. What they do with the hair will seal the deal.
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>>218681240
I am legit surprised they didn’t make Fred black.
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>>218683685
Velma is the most interesting choice. You can’t really do sexed up Velma better than Cardellini but they still went for more cute/homely than chudette or asian/brown like they’ve done recently. Need to see her in costume.
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Place your beds Shaggy
> will be full CGI
> will be a normal drog who can communicate his thoughts thanks to in universe magic reason
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>>218683311
Trump has no power over shit like that. You people are so retarded. You actually voted for him because you think he can change progressive society, and then when one movie comes out with white people you think he's the reason.

Governmental power doesn't work that way. And someone is sure to "uncover" some horrid Jewish blood in one of those people and you will again decide it's "woke" somehow.

You people are deplorable.
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>>218683010
Only one of those was a question yet you use two marks.

Why are Jews always right at the forefront of your thoughts?
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>>218683924
It's true, the goyim are dumb as hell

>>218683311
Velma mogging once again imo desu
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>>218683864
Young CG Scooby who isn’t in the show for most of it and only Shaggy can understand him would be my guess. They want to make multiple seasons so they have to commit to the dog if they want to continue.
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>>218681630
>Are You There God Its Me Margaret?
oh, no wonder she looked familiar
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>>218683311
Real or AI?
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>>218681240
But who will play Scooby-Doo?
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>>218681240
Velma looks like THAT? Zamn!
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>>218683311
>That Velma
Damn.
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>>218684001
>darker, modern reimagining
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>>218683924
Thanks for the spergout spergy. You’re the reason people orange man post.
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>>218684147
I mean that’s what Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island was.
Just means we aren’t getting a cartoony version like 2003 or Monster’s Unleashed.
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>>218684147
look
an all white (looking) mystery crew
no romance subversion
fred is still leader
im all game
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>>218684295
>no romance subversion
Sorry anon but the description we have thusfar could imply that Shaggy might be pining after Daphne.
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>>218684366
i could handle that if fred gets velma
i meant subversion as everyone is queerosexual and daphne has to pull in her black bull dyke and fred is gay or something
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>>218684413
Gotcha, then yeah I agree. Hopefully “Velma” scared them straight.
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They can’t do a monsters are real story right away can they? You’d save that for season 3 at least.
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>>218681240
But who is playing the dog?
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>>218684613
Nah that will certainly be the first season's finale. Some big magic reveal or monsters.
Aliens will be season 3.
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>>218684626
Elijah Wood
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>>218684366
when I read that daphne and shaggy were going to be the core of the group it occurred to me that something like that could be possible

>>218684883
wilfred reference?
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>>218684366
Shaggy X Daphne and Fred X Velma
Would be based
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>>218684626
The surviving Chuckle Brother/Hound.
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>>218681240
>velma is white again
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>>218683311
SEXO
SEXO
SEXOOOOOOO
SEEEEXXXXOOOOOO
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>>218683924
Trump owns you troon. His name is like a spell that makes freaks reeeee
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I couldn't care less
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>>218681240
Obviously fake since they are all White.
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>>218681240
>casting whiter than fraiser 2
what the fuck is happening?
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>>218681240
Uh, did wokeness die?
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Can we get Mindy Kaling's take on this casting?
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>>218687047
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>>218686093
Trump is a joke. The whole world and 70% of Americans think he's a selfish fool.

But you keep telling yourself you're "winning". You, vicariously get to "win" by pretending you champion everything wrong with the world. Keep supporting one man's personal conquest of greed. You're too dumb to see what's happening.
Maybe if you suck more 1%er cock they'll make you a billionaire too.
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>>218688206
>OH NO! "They" want to Destroy you, White Western Man! What are you going to do? Nothing? Just sit at home, being a virgin, bitching online?

That's what I thought.
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>>218688787
Stop making him cool by hysterically malding over him.
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>>218688879
That's right. I'm going to do nothing. That's all it will take.
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why did they cast an autist as the hot one?
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>>218688206
>Woo hoo guys did you hear? The Scooby Doo cast isn't black! Time to join the army! That was the only thing holding me back
Crazy how /pol/ thinks this is how people operate
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>>218689197
Do you think the goyim are smart? Things would be much different if they were
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I get that it's virtually impossible to find a like for like match when it comes to animated characters, but I always find it jarring when I see their irl counter parts and they're just dogshit
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>>218689264
>just wait and see two weeks from now you’ll see you’ll ALL see
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>>218681483
Make your own cartoon.
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>>218689352
>virtually impossible
The movie cast for scooby doo was basically perfect. You couldn't have gotten a better cast than that
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>>218681240
Not bad, although Mckenna has such a distinctive face that it's hard to see her as Daphne and not just Mckenna.
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>>218681240
>Doubt
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>>218681240
https://youtube.com/shorts/Jx6CSYzjKd4?si=Xz2YXoeuWyg3nJ_u
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>>218681240
They already had perfect casting
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>>218689698
Blonde Daphne makes me sick
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>>218689535
McKenna has a very bitchy face.
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>>218689680
aint clickin dat shit nigga
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>>218691333
its a youtube link for a short, when you copy paste them they don't embed
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i don't believe this is a real netflix show because none of the cast has been replaced with a nigger.
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>>218681240
that Daphne looks like twice Fred's age
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>>218691434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx6CSYzjKd4
Does if you don't link it as a short
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>>218682141
Butthurt coon lol
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>>218681240
Bu who plays Scooby?
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>>218681520
You don't need to, he's playing Shaggy.
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so...why is scooby doo still a thing
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>>218683311
fucking hell kenny looks hot with that hair
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>>218691660
I watch for she.
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>>218683311
Perfection.
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>>218681630
Oh she's the girl in The Pitt who needed an abortion, very cute
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>>218691655
>Implying black people exist here

It's clearly some variety of bugman
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>>218683654
I don't consider 18 too old for me
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>>218691526
so you delete everything after the '?' to do this? noted, i will do this in future
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>>218681240
I think Netflix sucks
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>>218681240
I don't think you could have picked a shittier cast if you tried.
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>>218691980
No, dumbass(well, yes, but that is something else), compare the two links. Instead of "/shorts/" you use the normal "watch?v=" to link as a normal video
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>>218681240
no homo, but that fred actor is cute
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After decades of postmodern takes on it are we actually going to get just a regular version of the show?
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>>218681240
Excellent casting. I will now watch your movie.
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>>218681240
Is it going to be a “gritty” take for adults who don’t like adulting or will they play it straight? If they swear even a single time I’m out.
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>>218682310
I've certainly learned MY lesson!
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>>218685677
damn, Ive been to that bar. its saddle ranch
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>>218681483
If you need representation then so do I. I'm the majority in the country so I deserve the majority of the representation.

Remember, we got here because of you. I was content with how things were before.
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>>218681240
actually might be good holy shit
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>>218692487
A family friendly monster of the week played straight but not being totally for kids would be huge. Streaming studies shit out endless serialized "adult"slop but then the shit that gets the most plays is stuff like Friends and the Office.
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>>218682050
I’m on Tanners side for this one. I think anon is esl.
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>>218681240
>walled Daphne
>twink Fred
U wot m8
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>>218681240
>good castings
>from netflix
What the fuck?
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>>218681240
So Scooby's gonna be black, racist ass shit
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>>218681240
No blackwashing? This is NOT the netflix I know.


....someones gonna be a tranny then, right?
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>>218681240
>>218683311
Is this recession indicator?
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>>218681240
>live action scooby doo series
Why? The live action movies were dog shit.
Just fucking keep cartoons as cartoons.
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>>218681240
Mckenna Grace should play Velma
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>>218693220
netflix is obsessed with making live action versions of cartoons and anime. its so fucking stupid
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>>218693169
>no blackwashing
>still complains about blackwashing
get a life, anon
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>>218684366
>>218684413
Just make it a foursome. They have an orgy, Both Shaggy and Fred can DP Velma and Daphne. Velma and Daphne kiss while the men plow them.
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>>218693238
I approve of her deciding to be a hot blonde instead of a nerd with shitty hair
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>>218693169
Scooby is a pitbull.
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>>218691655
idk man, just season your food, lmao.
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>>218691818
Buenos dias senorrrrr
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>>218693343
bitch, we have been lied to before about "faithful" casting.So yeah, color me skeptical.
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>>218693612

What spanish-speaking country is currently in daylight hours?
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>>218693719
>you can't post on 4chan at night
That's loco, ese
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>>218684001
Oh come on.
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>>218693719
It’s not late.
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>>218693768
Then they'd be saying buenos noches and not buenos dias
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>>218693853
>It’s not late.
For you, saar
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I feel like Velmas actress is too attractive to play her.
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>>218681240
Someone was working on their own version on youtube called mystery inc and even put out a full episode that got some attenuon and it seems like it's been done before but still seemed ok like a better cw show and it was focusing more on Fred and velma trying to solve a mystery but I guess funding didn't get enough or a network turned it down
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>>218684084
>>218684118
>>218686037
>>218691800
Her birthday was Saturday. Any photos are from before then. Stop.
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>>218693921
Cool beans, holmes¡¡!!
>>218693878
Sem Ting, senorr
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>>218683311
This is what we voted for.
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>>218685677
Based Kenny gonna corrupt all those kids like her elders corrupted her.
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>>218692477
>Excellent casting. I will now watch your movie.
It truly is just that easy
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>>218693953
Velma is Ant Man's daughter from 1&2. Capeshit fags were pissed when she was recast with a more marketable Kathryn Newton. I told them all to eat me.

Then Quantuumania came out. And nobody every discussed either actress or Cassie Lang ever again. Trust me, nobody officially "wins" until we see this piece of shit.
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>>218694935
>no complete wall
>hillary not locked up
>epstein files redacted and not released in full
>gas up
>swamp not drained
>new wars
>fewer deportations than obummer, with more theatrics
I'm sure glad a Netflix show I'm not going to watch doesn't have DEI cast
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>>218695199
Hahaha!!! You snowflakes get so mad when we get we want. Kinda sad when all we wanted was character accurate casting. It's the little things that matter so much.

We won this round. And I love winning :)
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>>218695299
>pictured: someone who voted for Biden and Harris and would never date a Trump voter
You "won" huh?
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>>218693953
Velma has trended more attractive since Zombie Island (with only a few uggo outliers). Velma is allowed to be cast dumpy, plain, or girl next door cute. She’s in Velma’s wheelhouse.
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>>218681240
Scooby Doo is SAVED baby!
wokeness is DEAD and Buffy found out the hard way
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>>218683311
The people behind this also did Riverdale which did not have any race-swapping as far as I know and cast the hottest chicks they could find.
>>218683924
>getting this worked by a shitpost
Its amazing how you people manage to make Trump of all people seem cool and collected in comparison lol.
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>>218682013
>i don't expect any subversion at all after velma
GOOD. These retards need to learn. It was also shocking to see Disney ALMOST get the message with Fantastic Four but they still fucked it up
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>>218683023
>Indonesian shadow puppet forum
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>>218683924
Retards really think Trump did this and it's not Warner trying to correct course. Reminder these projects are years in the making.
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>>218681240
damn mckenna grace is 3 months younger than me, lowk feels weird to see her everywhere when im on /tv/ talking about timmy
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>>218695765
I wasn't shitposting though. Anon has a right to be angry. His team LOST. We won! We the King now.

They tried to steal every single white IP in the biz. And now they just had the lowest rated Oscars of all time and are getting kicked off tv for YouTube.

This is what /tv/ voted for and I'm lovin' it!
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>>218681240
>Kenny
I’m in.
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>>218695890
I knew you would! As long as she doesn't wear a swimsuit showing off her monster back scar, this will be kino
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>>218695807
holy newfaggot, Batman
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>>218689698
Bobbi will always be my Velma.
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>>218691660
>Bu who plays Scooby?
The original Scooby voice actor and a related voice actor are both part of the project. But there hasn't been an official announcement. Almost as if they were brought in to help choose a new Scooby VA and show him the ropes.

That's what's amazing about Trump's New Hollywood. We finally get what we want. And what we want is white kino. Holla @ ya white boys Dunk&Egg. We won.
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>>218693238
Phoebe sucked
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>>218693466
The real canon
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>>218683531
This series will be kino if they turn it into a 4-way love square. Every fan will be shipping their faves and social media will pop off.

Looks like we won, Scoobychads.
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Leftards are starting an anti-Kenny campaign because Scooby Doo is too white"
>>218697524
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>>218681240
>Velma is white
Eat your heart out Ariana Greenblatt fags!
We voted for this. And you lost.
No more woke shit in Hollywood.

IT ENDS NOW
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>>218681240
>hair dye budget: 18M dollars
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>>218698128
but at least they don't have to waste money bleaching their skin
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>>218681240
Excellent casting. And nobody is complaining accept the usual racists.
>"Scooby dooby doo, welcome back, we got some work for you now."
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>>218699095
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>>218683311
I'd fuck them all and I'm not even bisexual.
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>>218699125
Scooby Doo has Hi-C drinks like Ecto Cooler
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>>218681240
I wonder if those “welcome to coolsville” retards who were trying to do a dark gritty version of Scooby a la Riverdale are on suicide watch right now?
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>>218683389
He looks like he’d be interested in pulling off pretty much any guy in his vicinity, Fred or otherwise.
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>>218689698
Scissor me timbers!!!
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>>218700267
She also voice acted a younger Daphne in the Scoob! movie, so this is technically her second time in the role.
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>>218691980
Do that for all links in general from any website. Anything after the ? Is usually just tracking bullshit.
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>>218695917
> monster back scar,
Wut
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That's right.
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>>218700333
Kenny!
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I hope it isn’t too Surf Dracula and they let the characters do their thing.
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>>218683311
This is a Netflix production? What kind of schizo timeline did I wake up to?
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>>218700963
It's like we have a Guardian Angel saving Hollywood
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>>218700267
They should cast Cosmo as Scooby.
#JusticeForCosmo
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>>218681240
>>218683311
>The entire cast is 8-9-10/10 pretty tier.
No fucking way this is a netflix production
There must be some kind of trap or bait.
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Netflix just lost Stranger Things and they are scrambling to find a replacement. This was pitched as Stranger Things Scooby Doo. They don’t want to fuck this one up.
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Favorite member of Mystery Inc?
Favorite villain?
Favorite entry in the franchise?
Best girl?
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>>218701786
Fred
Charlie the Robot
Zombie Island
Daphne
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>>218681240
incredibly racist casting
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>>218700808
You will see the mystery machine at the very end when someone's parents come to pick them up.
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>>218681240
does hollywood cast real blondes anymore (besides the titcow) or is it all swarthoid-americans from now?
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>>218702121
>real blondes
>the titcow
I got bad news for you.
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>>218681483
>(probably)
We'd be able to tell pretty fucking easily if they weren't mate
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>>218681240
>they are all white
Netflix has really gone downhill nowadays
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>>218703168
Cope
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>>218703100
>We'd be able to tell pretty fucking easily
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>>218681240
I can’t believe Trump singlehandedly ended woke, how did he do it?
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>>218681240
>yet another Scooby Doo reboot
fuck this gay earth
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>>218681240
>shaggy mogs freddy
zamn
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FINALLY NO NIGGERS!
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>>218684001
Scooby Doo Origin story?
No thanks
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>>218691817
Watching right now for her, is hard to watch because my dad just recently
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>>218681630
>Are You There God Its Me Margaret?
That movie is fucking wild. I remember people being permabanned for posting webms from it.
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>>218704354
just recently what? died?
I'm sorry, anon
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>>218704567
Still haven't bothered watching the whole thing, just, y'know, those two scenes
>>218704626
Yeah, forgot the last word. Its been a struggle
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>>218682310
What even is the appeal of super spicy food? Some spice is fine, like chilis or jalapenos, but habanero ghost pepper levels just ruins it. Food is supposed to be enjoyable, not a struggle to get through.
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>>218705022
It's just a meme bro. It's not that deep
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>>218705022
It's genetics, anon. Same as lactose (in)tolerance, or cilantro/coriander tasting like soap for some people.
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>>218681240
why did they get two actresses that look exactly the same?
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>>218705218
Anon, faceblindness is a sign of autism.
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You know Velma will be dyke and will have a token black girlfriend right?
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>>218705372
You wish! News flash: woke is dead
You lost, Lebowski
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>>218705372
No, I don't know that and neither do you. Maybe wait until things actually happen before you complain about them?
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>>218706008
>Maybe wait until things actually happen before you complain about them?
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>>218682050
Reminds me of the thread where two anons went back and forth for 10+ posts each insisting the other anon was brown.
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Anyone else here miss brown Velma?
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>>218683311
What the fuck, it's actually good.
>>218705372
I didn't mind bisexual slut Velma with her femcel GF in mystery inc, because in real life Velma-style girls are actually all bisexual sluts.
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>Jenkins
I'll take this as a good omen.

>>218681539
I agree about Fred; I hope Maxwell gains some muscle. Fred is a jock after all. Tanner only needs the goetee, the actor from the TV movies was also a twink.

>>218681653
>Is running from costumed monsters so crucial to the premise of Scooby Doo that they can't make one character disabled?
Yes, running through a hallway with multiple rooms is a staple gag from SB, and I don't see Velma putting accelerators on her wheelchair, nor do I see the need to make her an Oracle type and reduce her screen time.
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>>218706523
Wasn't recently, but for like a month if some anon wrecked your shit and you didn't have a comeback, you would reply
>nah ur brown
or the like and it would be treated as the biggest insult ever, everyone was in on the joke
I can see why it never caught on - we have too many real brown people on /tv/
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>>218681240
Hey its antmans kid
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>>218706523
kek
>>218706670
>I can see why it never caught on - we have too many real brown people on /tv/
including you, presumably?
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Has this board has gotten so brown that you think the Velma actress is White?
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>>218681240
can mckenna stop getting every role?There are other white girls in hollywood trying to book roles
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>>218707115
As the world gets darker, the standard for who's White gets lower. In India Mindy is probably considered White.
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>>218707115
Linda Cardellini was Italian (not white!) and she was the best to ever do it.
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>>218707135
This actress took her dream role of "Tangled"
Isabel May stole her role in Scream as well

You may think Kenny is hot shit now but a Netflix show is kind of a step backward, ya feel me?
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>>218707115
>>218707197
Has this board gotten so stupid that you think we'll fall for such transparent divide & conquer?
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Odd how she doesn't have tar-black hair, soulless cockroach eyes, and the goofy wispy Hispanic hairline of the new one. Almost like the standard has dropped...
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>>218707100
naw u r brown
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>>218707197
>saar she is pure white aryan like me (brahmin caste Gujarat province)
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>>218707291
>tar-black hair
Sinatra. Daddario. It looks good on eye-talians.
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>>218700314
>Wut
Yeah McKenna has this nasty scar where her spine used to be. It's all admantium now.

Speaking of which what a dum dum signing with Netflix. Kenny is going to miss out on starring as "Dazzler" in the X-Men (another character she'll pretend has always been her dream role)
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You do realize that Europeans don't obsess over this, right? Only American mutts, Hebrews, and saars get worked up over who counts as "White enough", or not.
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>>218682310
You just know the mexican who made this is fat as fuck
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>>218707375
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>>218707393
>Sinatra. Daddario.
Neither of them had black insect eyes, which is exclusively a third-world trait.

Sorry Ranjeet, no one is buying your Sinatra conparison.
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>>218707452
>You do realize that Europeans don't obsess over this, right?
Yeah, we realize lol
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>>218707469
holy seething
although having no bio or photos pr even an avatar online does suggest ugly
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>>218707742
Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not. Those are clearly non-White and non-European and present a greater issue than debating over whether "moorish" Spaniards or Arab "sh"Italians are genetically pure enough to count as White.
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>>218707752
I like spicy food, and most people who've called my food too spicy have been non-White. It's such a weird steroptype, probably borne of prison food. Even if it were true... this is the worst they got? "We have a 60 IQ and never invented the wheel but whypipo don seezun dey food"? It's so trivial that it makes them look worse.
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>>218707956
>It's such a weird steroptype, probably borne of prison food.
inb4'd
>>218682141
>Even if it were true... this is the worst they got?
Exactly, then why does it trigger a reaction? Most specimens of the so-called Master Race should be unbothered by the low insults of others.
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>>218681483
If 2003 Kevin Spacey or Bryan Singer called your Hollywood whore service asking for top of the line white, and you sent these brown eyes, you would lose both as clients. At best you could call him central Italian upfront and see if there’s an interest, but the rate is still going to be lower.
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>>218708100
>then why does it trigger a reaction?
Does it, though?
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>>218708264
>implying I would ever have a business catering to such decadent faggotry, or care about losing the patronage of such obvious small-souled predators
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>>218681240
its not a terrible casting - Fred just needs to be blonde.
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>>218708334
Is a post not a reaction?
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>>218708384
>Fred just needs to be blonde.
>>218683311
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>>218682141
Ooooh, my turn!
>what is your dad's name?
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>>218708384
It's damn near perfect casting, don't let the Left try and gaslight this thread. We won! We are winning the culture war. It's what we voted for.

I love Scooby Doo and Kenny too!
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>>218681806
please sir forgive me. love form india yes?
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>>218708460
Raje---
uh, Ricky!
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>>218708415
I guess if you consider a reaction politely telling you you're wrong. Your reactions, meanwhile, are monkey-stomping people to death over a word. (5-on-1 when their back's turned, of course.
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>>218682899
No I mean the actor for shaggy is hideous. Look at him.
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Wokesisters... not like this...
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>>218706523
Do you have any idea just how little that narrows it down?
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>>218708673
Skill issue. Get good.
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>>218681240
One way or another Hollywood is gonna try to force us to accept that the smartest one is not a White girl, aren't they?
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>>218705022
>Some spice is fine, like chilis or jalapenos, but habanero ghost pepper levels just ruins it
The more spicy food you eat, the less spicy it tastes. To get the same level of pleasant heat, you have to push yourself a little bit, and in doing so, you can enjoy a wider variety of peppers. Habanero peppers have a distinct taste that are, to me, much better than milder peppers like jalapenos
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>>218708872
>Skill issue.
Ironic as any time you compete based on skill you fail and cry racism. Maybe you should take your own advice, then you can at least evolve into an A.D. civilization :)
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>>218681483
You got your way for for the last 15 years and it lead to nothing but flops
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>>218708918
That's a white girl, you absolute retard.
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>>218709114
See >>218707375
You are brown.
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>>218708994
You're disappearing. Instead of quipping about the culture war on a Balinese soap carving forum, maybe you should be procreating.
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>>218681240
Why are they so white?
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>>218709086
Correlation =/= causation
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>>218709258
cope = cope
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>>218709192
>what is tanning
You shut-ins are beyond any hope.
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>>218709284
Oh, okay then. I look forward to the upcoming Golden Era of television and film.
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>>218708363
The point is this isn’t white. No one implied what you chose to fantasize about rather than focusing on the main issue at hand. Mutt and goblin adjacent don’t get post-apocalyptic ethnostate access, so therefore they’re not white. Please go be Indian somewhere else.
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>>218709629
>what you chose to fantasize about
You came up with the scenario. Pick a better analogy then, dumbass. And know that your lack of capitalizing "White" is suspect.
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>>218709242
Because we voted for this.
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>>218709353
>tanning changes your eye color and hairline
lmaoooooooooooo the brownoid cope



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