Me at work every day at 10am after I’ve had my cup of morning joe
>>218682147>at workGet off my board
>>218682147life is the gayest experience ever>eat food and drink water just for it to come out your dick and buttwho thought this was a good idea?
>>218683055Pooping good
>>218682147jeez what time do you get in the office, slacker?
i wish i had a career of any kindi'm sick of feeling worthless
I too like to poop while on the clock.
Is the recent right wing campaign against coffee just because their weak bodies can't handle it
>>218682147>Male poop scenes in any kinos during 1980-2010>No female poop scenes in any kinos during 1980-2010
>me at work
>>218684547Yep. I used to go in early sometimes just so I could get paid to shit.
>>218683055>"intelligent" designyou mean to tell me that there is a vast all knowing, all powerful, limitless, eternal being that created us in his image, and the best he could do was have everyone cop a squat and take some nasty dump every day or so? Really creationistfags?
>>218684963Surely there must be one.
>>218684963Battleshits from Harold and kumar
>>218684547>>218685737https://youtu.be/7zTei5RMhQ8?si=8vm0clZDWwLVAOZe
>>218682147I want to get a job but then I realize I can't take a crap whenever I want if I have to be in an office for hours on end. >>218683055I don't like eating or drinking either lmao
>>218684963Harold and Kumar go to White Castle and Not Another Teen Movie
>>218682147as soon as i get to my cubicle in the morning i have to poop
>>218685803>>218685874>>218685949I mean, we could've had toilet scenes(especially poop scenes) of Phoebe Cates, Brooke Shields, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Aniston, Salma Hayek, or any actress we had crushes on during our younger years during the 1980-2010 era. But instead, we had toilet scenes and poop scenes of actors and male characters in any kinos during the 1980-2010 era.
>>218685949the Not Another Teen Movie scene is amazing and its not even one of the best scenes in the movie
>>218682147that's me 10 minutes after eating or drinking anything lol
>>218686415I Agree. I'd even be bold enough to say that movie is one of if not the best comedies put to film.
>>218685798What’s the problem? You get to eat delicious sensory experiences and are mildly inconvenienced 10-20 mins a day or so.
>>218682147Calling in an Emergency Airdrop.
Avoiding needing to use public bathrooms means drinking 3 coffees before work.
I’d probably enjoy taking a dump more if I didn’t get an erection every time I did
>>218685949Best female poop scenes ever!Every kino needs to have female poop scenes.
>>218682147>Me at work every day at 10am after I’ve had my cup of morning joe
>>218687494>>Me at work every day at 1 pm after I’ve had my lunch
>>218687563>>>Me at work every day at 3 pm after I’ve had my snack
>>218682147How good does it feel after thought when your completely empty
>>218687494>>218687563>>218687620If only Dr. Milfi had a toilet scene...
>>218683055>he doesn't fart exclusively
>>218683055i don't understand the digestive system it's so uncomfortable >eat>shit, have to wipe it up>fart>vomitthe last one i hate more than anything. if you are poisoned i understand why it's a mechanism but things like the stomach flu, vomiting doesn't even repel the germ, it's just attacking the vomit trigger in your brain. shitty design, pun intended
>>218686367just go to /gif/ i don't like scat but there's usually a thread however i have a massive pee fetish wish there were more chicks peeing in movies
I only shit once a week.
