Global jihad edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Elimination SATURDAY: Whoever's plant retains the most leaves gets to choose who goes home. Twins immune, had top STOX. One plant has no owner and the fish will be able to bid on it-- Bashir's terrorizing everyone's trees because he got tricked into destroying his own-- Anissa poured gross fish shit into niggas backpacks-- Head called himself "the proud dad of a FAG"-- Jungle room unlocked , it has free fruit, new rooms to be added soon-- New cameraman Adam, knows nothing about Fishtank, does know how to frame subjects, but keeps laughing and shaking and talking>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/ (works when main site doesn't)https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosDon't split threads, new baker needed at 150 imagesPrevious: >>218682367
hi
Ella?
>>218683571
>>218683604hi
>>218683571mudshark emma
Bashir bombing ben
*ENTERS THREAD*
>twins are going to vote bashir outbashir you fool, you should have known not to make pacts with women
Jet you have to do something about the twins dudeits just josie 2.0nontent for the entire run of the show. You need anti-simp measures
First few days of each seasonSeason 1:>jon tormenting whore sylvia with bible verses>letty villain arc begins>house starts to get destroyedSeason 2:>detective cole destroying the house >each contestant gaslit into believing they're the insider>goldstriker forces summer to chug energy drinks and do push ups until she vomits>multiple mental breakdownsSeason 3:>famous house gaslight, nobody knows what the show is >n word usage makes half black girl cry>luke torments indian>monkey man alex b has everyone on edgeSeason 4:>morbidly obese woman keeps falling down, getting milk thrown on her, and having mental breakdowns>aryeh gaslit into believing he had ruined the life of an artist and had destroyed spongebob forever>funny freddy alcoholic shenanigansSeason 5:>a woman cried and uhh a gay guy left>ummm uhhh yeah
Bongo is convincing bingo to vote bashit out.Bingo doesnt want to vote him because he gave them $5
where's the muslims plant?
>>218683199Well, you got Diabetes that is the main target for GLPs, it helps reduce your a1c, lower your insulin resistance and in return you end up injecting less insulin overall which helps with fat loss. Insulin can act as fat storage and make traditional calories in/calories out less efficient. It's negative feedback loop.A main function of GLPs is the slowing of the digestion via gastroparesis. Food stays in your gut longer therefore it's even more important to get good quality food in you. For some fat fucks it is impossible for them to lose fat the traditional means go go ahead and give them these medications. Anyways Jet will end up losing some fat but without working out (he can't do a single squat) and no more doordash he'll end up looking like an even worse skinny fat fuck than he is now since there is an increase in lean muscle mass loss if you don't pick up some iron. Yes he will balloon hard since there is a max mg of ozempic someone can take, he'll get to the max dose and once he's off it the hunger will come back worse and his metabolic health will take a huge nosedive. I wouldn't be surprised if that's his downfall and he ends up getting to Fatty levels. Stupid fat fuck
>>218683608Ella!
>>218683571kino
>>218683628Just wait.They will vote out emma
JD keeps pretending like it's all cool and it's extremely gay
>>218683628I thought the plants were the elimination, not the twins choosing
why did he assault bongo?
>>218683624
behead emma
>>218683645he nuked it
>>218683658Whoever has the best plants chooses. No one is fucking with the twins plant
Is JD the biggest KWAB in fishtank history?
why dont the twins eliminate vance? he literally assaulted them?
a set of keys will distract the twins and save bashir from elimination
>>218683647ella >>>>>>>>>>>>> emma
Please answer my questions. I really need answers.>Will Bam show up tonight?>Where do I find the contestants' bios? I want to know where each person is from.Thank (You) in advance, should you choose to respond.
She was legitimately the most entertaining fish in the show's history
>>218683656Is he an actual gay or is it just a meme? He seems incredibly homosexual from how he talks and acts but he keeps saying he's straight.
>>218683662She called his /mu/sic "train sounds"
>>218683670
bashir has a deal with the twins and gave 5 bucks to not getting voted out
jd is a 100% a gay man. he's talking to the girls like he's their fag hag
famous house > unctank > fishtank > bitchtank
The rest of the contestants should take a leaf out of Bashir's Quran
>>218683604hi im scared
when do they unlock the goo room?
>>218683678immunity
>He's a goddamned terrorist
>>218683677No, that's Bezo
>>218683690I sent her my nudes in ig dms and she liked it. Closest to a celeb interaction ive had
>>218683682bios will be unlocked tru the season after fish complete interesting physical side quest puzzles such as the safe form s2
Fishtank fans see this and thing>yooo this content is fire!
Tummybros... what's the verdict here?How does Emma rate?
>>218683682I need scotty to show up.
>>218683691definitely closeted
>>218683691Probably a Ted style fag who hasn't had gay sex but would be open to it.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773875548477309.webm
>>218683662Yeah
>>218683677not even top 10
>YO DUDE YOU SHOULD PULL A JACKASS AND SHIT IN HIS SHOES
>>218683701Everyone has that deal and they’re kicking bashir
>>218683681high key fax
>>218683720this is literally josie and tj but better
>>218683640(forest noises)
>>218683720>coasts to a winevery time, ellie would have won s4 too
>>218683706who run the world?>uncswho run the world?>uncs
They're all going to destroy their own plants 2hrs into the 4 day long "challenge" bc they don't care and just want the Twins to pick who goes home.Total raped faggot cast. worst cast, worst house, worst season. kys jet faggot I hope sarah weigle's shock troopers kick the door down and start ventilating ppl
>>218683682probablyi don't know
Shia LaBeouf
>KICK THE ONLY ENTERTAINING PERSONWhy is every season like this?
>>218683709me 2 but it’s going to be ok
TWINS WANNA TAKE OUT LANDON
>>218683727eww
>>218683721Ugly, tattooed and Jets future cocksleeve
now the twins are gonna get bashir out instead of JD the faggot because this show is fatally flawed
jd literally got bullied into believing he was gay when he was a child.
>>218683727what the fuck model is this
>>218683727erm. what the spruce?
>>218683740kino
Women get the ick at physical violence if you’re not a hot sexy guy like james drake
>>218683741Competition is too strong for that this time, I love the twins but Drake is winning this and you're delusional if you think otherwise
fuck this, i'm watching joe kent on tucker
Josie should've been kicked on week 2the twins should be kicked asap
>Is TTS on?
this cunt looks exactly like my ex girlfriend, it's actually insane. If it weren't for the tattoos, I would legitimately think it was her. How did the twins even find out about fishtank? I need a qrd on them plz
these retards should realize that bashir is not a threat because he's a self-sabotaging retard
>>218683694that shit actually pissed me off, I felt vance with that one
>>218683748jet's retarded elimination gun will encourage the nontent to stay in the shadows
Are there Anissa nudes?
>>218683777i fucked her
>>218683690the drama off the show during a season is always one of the biggest parts of the entertainment
That nigga JD been on my mind
>>218683748paypigs are subhuman
>that sucks>yeah it doesbased boomer not denying it sucks to hbe a faggot son lmfao
>>218683655that would be amazing but they said emma is their favorite yesterday.
>>218683640that was really the best you could come up with for season 4? half the viewers muted whenever that hog opened her mouth, and the gaslight was a total nothingburger, freddy was based tho
>>218683777this anon is a negro
>>218683748because production thinks its a grand idea to let the contestants pick who goes which just devolves into whoever makes things interesting
>>218683772the wiggers are going to let it happen again. they haven't learned anything.
>>218683762Yeah by asian guys
Landon is a retard. Why would you waste a vote on him? Bashir will be even more dangerous later on especially if the challenges arent popularity based.
>>218683769Drake's prize IS the twins
>>218683777She probably got the tattoos after. Are you the guy eating turds?
>>218683727since when does sound work on /tv/?
>>218683772they should make the twins puke
Retarded question but does footage of jon saving letty on ice poseidon hunger games still exist anywhere
I don't like how the Ninacels are dogpiling Bingos_Knight on Twitter. The guy didn't do anything wrong to them, and for some reason, they're equating him to Letty's Knight. Too bad they don't realize that he's not trying to be someone else. Even when the guy doesn't like Nina, he still respects her forgone simps. Besides, did Nina ever put a copyright, trademark, or LLC on the word "Knight"? I don't think she did.
does anyone have jd tranny proof besides the obvious we can always tell
>>218683784yes but she's pregnant in them
>>218683748jet just loves his nontent dont know what to tell you
>>218683813anon...
this cunt looks exactly like my ex girlfriend, it's actually insane. If it weren't for the tattoos, I would legitimately think it was her.How did the twins even find out about fishtank? I need a qrd on them plz
>>218683807He's the chats wholesome chungus pick
>>218683794to have*
>>218683596And it all happened after they separated after a big fight. He ran as soon as he heard she was in trouble. His kinoest moment by far
>>218683768>Women get the ick at physical violenceThis is literally not true. Tons of women are turned out by violent threats.
>>218683769He would win if it was an actual competition and the wiggers weren't retarded riggers, but it isn't and they aren't, so he'll get fucked pretty early.
>>218683813you fucking retard...
>>218683777She's got a really cute/ pretty face. If she lost the weight she would be really good looking. She's cute as she is. I'm going here simply by looks.
>>218683727WTF
is it "plushy alert" or "pussy alert"?
so you want to get more content out of the twins?easy, just separate thembongo will still murdering people
>You cannot give the price money to a muslim Jet, fin another winner
>>218683824this is gay but it is shocking that letty fans actually find her funny
I'm sick of le wholesome gets along with everyone contestants
>>218683841He's actually productions favorite as they've said.
I can't get her off of my mind. I can't stop thinking about her. The worst part is, I can't reasonably afford the $15,000 AirBNB to meet her before the show ends. What do I do?
emma crying kek
EMMA'S CRYING
>>218683852an eternity of happiness
>>218683827Thats even better?
>>218683727What the fuck
Vance leapt
>>218683827Not a problem
emma is crying bc she feels bad about the mayo lmfao
why's vance acting like that? is he on kratom or something?
>>218683859He isn't a pay pig magnet so he won't win.
>friendtank
>>218683855kek
>>218683781It was kinda funny how he went from "Yeah, uh, yeah" guy to snobby music critic within a split second of someone criticizing his favorite album.
>>218683852>edited out vance raping bongo
>>218683725Kino
EMMA FOLDED
>drake sending landon out to take leaves off treesBased Drake has a golem
LOL stupid pussy
i hope the elimination gun is a fake prop gun they use to gaslight the fish into thinking bam accidentally shot himself in the leg
>being nice to the person who is supposed to be banned from the marketEMMA SUCKS
why tf is emma crying kek
>>218683837It was amazing to see it livethe guy ran like half a mile almost
i Love Bashir <3
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773875862126097.webm
>>218683691He is a total worm, beneath sexuality. If a guy came on to him in a strong way I don't think he could stop him, he just doesn't have enough strength of character. Exceedingly easy to rape.
Vance is going to fuck the twins. This time, I’ll be weeping.
>>218683852choose love. choose life.
more se3xual tension between emma and bashirim shipping them
EMMA APOLOGIZES
HECKHOUSE
>>218683843Problem is if you can't even kick a kratom addiction you'll never have the discipline to lose weight.
Emma needs a hug!
isn’t she used to having her ass beaten by a nigger?
>>218683897she a woman
Bashir is so much like Cole it's crazy his speech patterns man and the way he laughs/smiles while someone else is being serious or trying to explain why they hate him
Emma has to go
Emma is retarded. If Bashir was based right now he'd grab their shitty plants right now.
>Faggots hate on sam when he was the only one tardwrangling jet and stopping him from inserting himself 24/7 like he's been doing now
Soft cunt
>>218683867>>218683868ngmi
>>218683872heheh
Emma send your black bf after bashir
>>218683830The twins are the biggest fans here They reached out asking to date Sam and frank hassle
>>218683861kys
>>218683801i don't think i've ever laughed as hard as when aryeh was having a breakdown after being told he 'ruined spongebob forever'
>>218683852Vance leapt
friendtank!
>>218683813ice poseidon poster...
>>218683777She's apparently on the show to piss off her ex-boyfriend, who has a KF account and is so much of a sperg that he's banned from posting anywhere except his own thread
this bitch is seriously crying over a confrontation?
>>218683900ram is 600$ because of this shit
>>218683830Bongo watched s1 and posted she'd kill herself of Josie didn't win. She's the much more extremely online of the two.
>>218683861Every single season... every. single. season. You faggots do this.Stop for fuck sake simping out. God you're so fucking pathetic dude. STOP SIMPING FOR THESE HO'S.You wanna know how the twins got the attention of the show? They sent Frank Hassle a DM saying if they were let onto Fishtank the twins would fuck Frank or Sam. They're not these cute and innocent chicks that you think they are.
need another vibe repair day
>>218683900HUH
>>218683900>not stuttering or mumbling all of the words together like a mush mouthed retardboner killed
>>218683946Imagine the smell
get rid of this dumb hoe
does the 50 year old goatee guy do anything other than be 50 years old and have a potbelly?
>>218683852love and life <3
>>218683837That was kino. It was a great summer. don't think we'll ever get that much content again
Emma is so raped lmao.
>>218683900WHAT THE SPRUCE
>>218683923Hi Jet.
I'm thinking it's time for vibe repair week
Bongo was raped.
>>218683909real. he's gonna add her to his collection of wives
>>218683949With a crazy muslim man
Satanic
did head just say he's not gonna touch landon's shit? is he just gonna shit shoe JD now?
Vicky protecting Emma is actually cute ngl
>>218683965i don't know
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773875938880131.webm
FUCK YOU GO HOME
After getting into a fight with the autistic guy, Emma will date Landon, break up with him and then start an instagram reels career where she goes to casinos
>>218683665sauce plz
>>218683929>uhhhhhhh hey guys just wanted to get on the cam to let you guys know that bashir apologized to emma and she accepted his apology so uhh yeah just wanted to make sure you guys saw that okay uhhh i think thats everything uhhh yeah so uh go ahead switch the cams back now
Need to see Emma puking and having her head shaved
i will never understand what the fuck these people were thinking casting people like emma and bezo, anissa is worthless as well but her audition kinda baited them into thinking she had potential
>>218683965He started the whole tree war thing.If Head was smart right now he'd go fuck with the twins, he has no skin in the game anyway and is at no risk.
her thoughts on the situation?
Emma just needs to be a wife and taken far away from society why the fuck do we insist these bitches work?
>apatureFaggot
Bajir
This vicky cunt is so histrionic jesus
damn vicky roasted Muhammad’s whole existence
>>218683954based
>>218683900Yo
remember when josie cried cause fatty got naked
Guys it’s scary when men shout at women fr
qrd on what bashir did? i was away from my PC
>>218683949she has probably never had an adrenaline rush in her entire life lmao
>>218683989lol
>>218683986what does it mean
>aperture
>>218684005Saaaaar
aperture doesn't like bashir so i have no choice but to like bashir
>he pretends he's 100 cultures at once>I'm surprised a person like that even existshonestly, trvke nvke from vicky
Bashir is too weird and interesting. Rest of contestants are normalfags and freaked out by him. It's over
>>218684005
Faggoture
This is the second time Emma has done something remotely cool or interesting and them immediately backtracks and crumbles
>>218683898It was kinda moving, this retard still had heart at the time.
>>218683994oh no emma is gonna get fat!
if sam didn't adopt jet and give him a job he would be prime fish material, which is what makes it so ridiculous that he's in charge of this shit
>>218683989why post this retard theres a season happening right now
holy fuck aperture is such a faggot, now a huge paypig is attached to emma so she will be here a while. knew it
Bashir really just completely fucked himself over for no reason what a dumbass
Bongo has big sexy saggy tits.
who's tree just got annihilated?
>Spent 2 years trying to get Drake>He's totally not gonna win thoughListen to yourselves
>>218683900
>>218683986bingo is so fucking sexy
WORLD WAR 6?
>>218684005Making bank doing nothing
>>218683978yeah and what are you gonna do about it? *continues raping bongo*
>>218683986SAY HIS NAME
It's unironically going to happen this season...
blowing all my tokens trying to convince the twins to not vote bashir off
I fucked Vicky btwProofShe smells really bad btw
Market has too much estrogen
>>218683900We may have gone too far in a few places
>>218684025I hate fats so much.
Missed the last hour after the ginger nigger allahu akbar'd. What was the chain of events since then?
>>218683986big purple
>>218683955You're confused. I never simped for a Fishtank girl until now, because I have good intuition. I can tell who is a good woman and who is a bad woman. Bingo is a great woman.>They sent Frank Hassle a DMWhere's the archive.org link? I've asked a dozen times and I still haven't seen it. One thing is for certain: it's not hard to plug in messages into a fake messenger app to smear them. That's something Frank HASSLE would never do, right?
>>218684006This
Emma
>>218684058"Spent 2 years trying to get Drake" just means they tried to get him for famous house that one time
>>218684073not even remotely the same person. nice try though
>>218684053
Please fly Emma to Nebraska and marry her off to a farmer. This woman is not cut out for the city life
>>218683900Err... some of you need to go back to Church.
>no more plant fuckeryThats it for the content for today
Bingo wants Bashir gone, Bongo doesn't know, they're both relying on TTS.
>>218684073who tf is this
>>218684073>an Instagram screenshot of her at lunch is proof you fucked herYou're brown
>>218684066based vance
>>218684025holy fuck
>>218684069fuck yes tell them to get out JD
That simp dono was the worst one holy fuck
is shit shoe still on the table?
>>218684042He shouldn't have burned his bridges with the wiggershe would be so good in the tank right now
>>218683941underrated
>>218684073wow she had facial reconstruction and tattoo removal and a breast reduction all before the show? Wow!
this season kinda sucks ngl
>>218684054She was 200 pounds at one point
JAMES DRAKE IN CONTROL
>>218684073Tit mogs vicky
emma needs to go
So, is elimination still off, highest stox gets immunity? What is the plant challenge for? Also, why don't they just vote symbol?
>>218684114It's boiling in Head's intestines as we speak
>>218684073literally who
Why are they not leaning into the conflict or drama? They know why they're here. Do they need coaching?
james drake is so fucking based
>>218684073is that supposed to be a brag?
James Drake.
>>218684073lmfao what an attempt
>>218683986>MOAI PURPLE
James Drake is a strong guy
>>218684132>What is the plant challenge for?Read OP
Yeah so I’m madly in love with Emma. Might actually spend money on this show to buy her stocks and send her plushies
>>218684068i remember these posts from S2
>>218684132You could try reading the news
>>218684126prove it
>>218684025prod say they hate the magic stars but this is literally the people they pander to because they fund the show lolololol raped
How did Charity get in? That pedo I can understand, he seemed to not be aware that people would dig into his past, but he was weird and could be content.What did the wiggers see in Charity?
>>218684149for you
The plant situation made drake cry
How we feeling drakechads
>>218684073lmao deleted the file in shame
>>218684136Based
>>218684165awesome
can't wait until the twins start rolling in their own shit like they do at home!
>>218683900>>218683960seconded make a version where she mumbles and mushes her words together
It’s really funny that it’s going to be left in the hands of the tard twins anyway
>>218683900why are you black
>>218684165He's a student of the game, he's going far
>>218684165low morale
>>218684165HIMOTHY
plushie chad
Jet did a good job without Sam, he improved after ellie-rape
>>218684006Boomers didnt raise their sons to have a financial runway to wife up mids in their mod 20's
>>218684165still my favorite
>>218684165Just taking it one day at a time brother. We got this.
>>218683727now this is epic
>>218684165james drake
>that's their prerogative
You now remember when Seth unironically said "Aperture is a big deal" while in the tank
/ftl/ is straight up gay for James Drake
>>218684165
I'm warming up on Bashir
>>218684165He should be pretty safe from elimination this round, he's made a lot of good alliances. I hope JD the snake faggot gets eliminated, just because Bashir at least did something.
>>218684125hold on to your poop socks, refill your piss jar, you're gonna diarrhea when you see this next part
does Drake realize that a gay man bought him the plushie?
>>218684005>I wonder how many calories they are eating today, how much sleep thy will get and who they want to target for elimination on Saturday
>>218684165goodshame he didn't get the chance to beat bashir
>>218684158potential for delusional reality "star" cringe
>>218684199who and who?
imagine giving JD backshots
>>218684199literally true
>>218684202it's just funny
>>218684181The best we’ve seen from a non fan
>>218684165I want to watch him get raped
>>218684202Everyone is gay for Drake
>>218684202he loves us and cares about us
Bashar has the most punchable face when he does that smug smile
>Maybewhat did drake mean by this
Drake gets fillers in his lip
>>218684190It's just disgusting to me. So much suffering so that the 401k go up
Going to bed, please clip the shit shoe for me if it happens.
>bashir is stromboli postingi manifested this
Im getting tired of drakeselfinserters
How does Bashir still have adrenaline voice, it's been an hour. His cortisol forever spiked
>>218684211Yes. He gets lust tts all the time
>>218684202Guys noticing a guy they want to be more like is not gay
SHIT SHOE INCOMING
>>218684202he's my friend
James Drake is my best friend
>hey kid, i'm gonna shit in your shoe>sleep with one eye open
>>218684202um... okay? your point?
great content day today, too bad they will eliminate bashir the heel
>Fish once again paralyzed and afraid to do anything because they don't want their stox to dropbravo jet
>>218684231
>>2186842252nd, James knows what he's doing, however Freddy was born for it.
>>218684249but does he realize it's unironic?
>emma still crying just kick this hoe out already
>>218684202He's our best friend
Crying again lmao. Quit already pussy
>>218684263james drake has no concept of irony
>pull this out and put your plant in the corner behind it
Vicky has the "elementary school bus driver" phenotype.
>>218684246okay emmaselfinsert
bingo sitting in the jungle room all day is going to cause another twin crashout, can't wait to see them fight again
is this bitch still crying???
Vicky is gonna be hard as a brick by the end of the show
>>218684003Apparently the word is mints and AB had a lot to do with casting.Someone ITT said it best, that fishtank casting works best when you have a mix of nerds and non-nerds but generally just make sure that they can hang and dish it out. When you have these super-autistic retards it just throws off the game. You also have to vet people like charity who walked off and wasted a whole spot.
>>218684261not that onewhen he smiles with his mouth closedits so uncanny
emma is the face of white guilt
>>218684263he's happy to have our support and we are happy to have his
>it's actually stronger to cryyou're telling me Vicky has the highest power level in the house???
its insane to me that the audience is the type to now turn into emma fans over this. fucking freaks man wtf happened
>Emma's big content moment is crying after something happened in her vicinity Get rid of emma please
We need an Emma vibes repair. Don't like seeing her cry. Thats not the show.
So what is this anyway? BigBrother but even more shit?
Gay icon James Drake
>>218684246its just fags and hags
>>218684286
>>218684293we need famous house week 1 vibes again
Why are any of you homos watching Emma cry instead of Drake in confessional? Fags.
>>218684262James could win, Freddy was never winning
There's too much content. I will need to watch a recap even though I watched it live.
>>218684258All they have to do is start fucking shit up and it goes up. They could just start breaking random shit for no reason and it would go up.
what would've happened if James actually hit bashir back when he was trying to get his plant
james drake says he doesn't flinch in chaos
>>218684225Alex B was a lock for finals before he mogged frank and told production they weren't getting any of his millions
>>218684304and faghags
>>218684302Get out while you still can
>>218684302yes
Knowing its mints doing the obnoxious tts makes it intolerable. I know him reading this will make it worse
>>218683941Nice
>>218684312Stop leaking scripts jet
>>218684285oh i know they did but jet and ben are equal blame for having these freaks on their team so they obviously are all in agreement. crazy
>>218684279
>>218684310meant for >>218684297
>>218684263he's an actor, he likes attentionhe's also buff enough to fend off a gay molester, so why would he care
>>218684319that's so awesome
CALLING IT NOW, THIS GUY WINS. ULTIMATE DRAKE SUPREMACY, I KNEEL TO THIS HUMBLE CHAD
>>218684165top 5 biggest charisma vacuum in fishtank history
>>218684317Bashir would have turned into red mist.
dann these threads are flyingwhere to watch, and who am i rooting for?
It's gone too far. We need a pizza party and a vibe reset night with Emma sleeping the night in the basement.
>>218684317theres no punishment in fishtank, in big brother yes
>>218684302Shit shoe.You find a shoeYou shit in itIts called shit shoe
>>218684320From being entertaining not from playing the game
>>218684317they'd both be dead rn (suicide bomb)
>>218684346thats actually a good suggestion
Still desperately yearning to see Vicky's belly lads baka
>>218684320Alex B vs. Burt would have been a showdown though, its close
>>218684302 yes but only this season
It's like Emma was created in a lab just for "Fishbank Simpbait" but something went wrong in the creation process. Her face isn't cute enough, her personality isn't wacky enough, she's not interesting enough, etc... Like a failed fusion dance from Dragonball Z
All the people around Sam Hyde seem to be massive degens constantly getting into trouble.
>>218684355Low test
>>218684372she’s got abs
what's the science behind white gingers becoming muslims?
Any /bb/ crossposters hereHow's the weasel doing
Bashir's smile and attitude always rings as>I know I'm a race traitor>I know how funny it is that I'm white>I know Allah is a false god>I know all Abrahamic religion is bullshit>I'm literally giggling inside every time I "pray">I'm about to give you a 20 minute lecture on this culture you're not well read on anyway
>>218684373why are we constantly robbed of kino
Someone needs to tell Bashir that his ancestors were Balkan slaves. Nigga got red hair. His people were abducted and raped into Islam.
>>218684358>who am i rooting for?Drake
literally everytime i step away something happens then when i put the stream back on its total nontet. wtf
>>218684355I forgot to say I’m brown btw
ben has lost his spark
Bongo's dumpy
>>218684263He gets that it's a show.
>>218684382then post
>>218684354nathan drake always loots the gold
>>218684369
>>218684388>wrong
>>218684379really makes you think
>>218684377>it's like Emma was created in a lab just for "Fishbank Simpbait" but something went wrong in the creation process. Her face isn't cute enough, her personality isn't wacky enough, she's not interesting enough, etc...LMAO this is so accurate
>>218684136Watch that niggas footwork... incredible
>James Drake has to lecture the paypigs on how the show workshe's so based
>>218684373imagine if the 2nd round of normies just voted out burt for being weird instead of simbal lmao. we wouldve unironically gotten a pajeet fishtank winner
james drake playing like big brother in fishtank
Duke nukem voice shakes the confessional cam
>>218684386Rejected by their own society
>>218684396Ben peaked in S3 and then became serious showrunner Ben since, the whimsy inside him has died.
>>218684387I miss Lauren
BASH IT UP
>>218684388He looks he's been indoctrinated into a cult (which he has)
Whats with boomers telling people about themselves unprompted?
>>218684356
>>218684388incorrecthttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773861854773829.mp4
>>218684363He 'played the game' because he realized instantly he wasn't brought on with the same set of rules as boring characters. Everyone 'plays the game' like it's a fair show, but at the end of the day if you overpower every challenge with sheer autistic energy you will go far until you piss off production
>>218684358>who am i rooting for? First season where im really not rooting for anyone
>>218684202If you're not a little gay for James, you're literally fully gayI don't make the rules, nigga that's just how it is
im a huge bashtard
>>218684377That part. Emma is flopping
Need more gas station Boomer freeloaders. I want the entire QuikTrip in there.
>>218684386he was born muslim in syria to a fully white mother and half white half arab father
>>218684386syrians used to look like that, bud.jews pushed mutt-ism on them first.
>>218684396Having a micropenis will eventually catch up to a man
>>218684202It's a gay show after all
I can't fucking understand anything they're saying
>>218684444checked for /ourboy/
SEED STATUS = PLANTED
>idk
>>218684387i dont follow them in the off season but laurens IG is fire
JD = Vance of this season
>>218684337You can thank mints for opening up that avenue for weirdo fishtank groupies to move in. Old school fans know the inner circle was always Jet, Ben, and Chip. When they brought mints in he also started bringing in all the crazy fucks slowly over time. Stream stars accelerated this because AB was sorta de-facto incharge of that along with mints.
>>218684373Not even a Burt fan, but it's sad this isn't the world we live in.
monetized sexual harassment
so the mulsim is going to build a bomb vest, right?
>JD saying he'll bow out at final fourThe retard twins are the only people he'd say that to lmao
>>218684458disgusting
>>218684386Muhammed (pbuh) was a redhead.
>>218684476no vance was way better and less annoying
>>218684459lol sure he said himself he is only 15% syrian
>>218684476nah
>jd go away jd go away>"i got a plushy fuck you"Vibe nuke is powered up
>>218684438BASH IT BASH IT BASH IT BASH IT BASH IT
>>218684476how can you say something so wrong yet so brave?
>>218684452the army is growing
>>218684476>JD = Vance
>>218684473that face she makes when she gets a tts that isnt shitting on her is just horrid
HOLY HANGERS
IT'SMOTHERFUCKINGJIMMYTIME!!!!!SILLY TIME!!!WACKY GAGS!!!
Honestly, some of the best moments today have been shit like Drake realising he was accidentally leading Head to get his crosshairs off JD and then instantly switching track and giving him a reason to hate JD.He's playing carefully without being boring.
>>218684476No one hated Vance. In fact, he was even employable.
Tree status?How many leaves left each fish's tree?
>JD said he'll walk out if the twins get him to final fourunironically the most pathetic faggot in fishtank history
>>218684487Build?
>>218684503>BASH IT BASH IT BASH IT BASH IT BASH IThttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773871968808262.webm
>>218684489On day 2 front of the entire house he said he didnt need the money
>>218684293wouldn't speak too soon, payton was crying week 1 and being written off as another quitter, and then she ended up making it to top 3.
they should play uncharted theme everytime james drake does something
>>218684382No she doesn’t you can see her beer gut protruding
New to the Season who is JD and who is James Drakes? Are they not the same their initials is literally the same?
holy fuck mints is so unfunny with his sound effects
>>218684476Hate JD but he is at least capable of speaking in fully formed sentences. S1 Vance was the epitome of 'I'm too cool for this and I get the joke and no one else does'
>>218684513Who?
JD calling tts 'chat'. gay
>>218684420Its funny, because I watch a lot of big brother, and in recent seasons they are always deathly afraid of appearing racist during the first votes, so him being black might have unironically saved him. Jeets dont count
>I have no desire to winI fucking hate this guy
bashir needs to convert landon to islam
Ok, I like the sound effects
Here's your next dinner and show performance
>>218684388he's disingenuous but in the usual muslim wayhe might not like the idea of sleeping with a 9 year old, but muhammad is infallible in islam, meaning whatever he did is okay by definitionso he just avoids the subjectISIS is 100% orthodox islam, and i don't think bashir is on board with ISIS, but he also has no arguments against them as a muslima mostly normal guy with a religion from the dark ages
>>218684451FactsJames Drake is the straight man's choice in men to get a bit flustered by
>>218684517I wish there was a clip of this
JD STIRRING SHIT IM WARMING UP ON HIM
>>218684527So? Nobody gets to the final few and quits
>>218684441What are you even asking
jd is gayer than bozo
>>218684537JD is the fat blonde guy and James Drake is the chad
>>218684524JD is a complete fucking snake loser and he needs to go just because of how intolerable he is.Dude makes no fucking content and is purely here to try and manipulate fish.
Twins using the shitty life excuse they will lose
>>218684437lauren
>>218684537JD is the chubby hat guyjames drake is the chad
>>218684540nah they're funny, lighten up
>>218684534it’s a bit dickhead
>>218684559N I N AINA
>>218684537This is drake >>218684393JD is the fag wearing the hat
My favorite meme so far is "What did Emma do today?" In three months I will be on /bant/ posting that.
I love fishtank
How the fuck do I become a fan of a fish on the website?
JD is really annoying. He sucks up to everyone
>>218684559I tuned out when it wasn't clear whose numbers were whose and they were also unreadable. Very frustrating.
someone clip Emma dancing in the market
>>218684537Yeah same guy
>>218684524even vance wasn't this bitchmade in S1. he's becoming more insufferable than bozo.
>>218684556TRVKE(although i'd say he's less normal and more eccentric)
>>218684589and I will be replying with
>>218684387check the big brother thread on simpcity, topless modeling pictures of morgan were found recently
>>218684382and she don't fart man
>>218684251opposite of women
>>218684592you have to buy the stox
JDs hats need to be destroyed. they give him power
I gotta say Drake is adjusting to fishtank very well for someone who was supposed to go on famous house
>>218684313I'm trying to map allegiances and what happened>bashir rekt plants of emma, vicky(?) and anissa>ripped up his own>the girls hate him>jd's plant fucked and landons>Drake fine>emma wept>vicky is mindbroken>jd dejected and knows audience hates himit all happened in an hr
Who ever called JD a vibe nuke on day 1 pegged him immediately.
ENTER
>>218684571Ah ok, so JD is the one we hate and James is the one we like?
>>218684594and the fish are too retarded to realize itNPC contestants will vote bashir out, the only content
>>218684555for dinner and a show they should have nothing but a bunch of takoyaki balls and they should watch the end of evangelion. they'd all be so lost and confused that it wouldn't be funny so that's on brand with fishtank
>>218684601>becomingHe was always more insufferable, he instantly aligned himself with Bezos because he realised they were the same kind of disingenuous creep.
>>218684592DM cum tribute to jet neptune
>>218684509
>>218684590same
>>218684617he called himself that in his audition
>people arguing around the house>switch to market>Emma just vibing to the tollbooth
>>218684606convenient that her face is cut off in this pic
>>218684584she will always be my favorite
bingo with that bob's burgers-ass body type
The Quran gives instructions on how to fuck a 9 year old without penetration. It doesn't say you should. Just if you are don't break that hymen. It's beautiful when you think about it. Allah has given us everything we need to know.
>>218684617Himself?
>>218684625holy..
>>218684576what do you call this haircut style?
>>218684615he saw god on an alaskan mountain. he can do anything
>>218684556I just don't buy that he's an internal true believer when he has an analytical autistic, internet-addled white mind. He's in it because he grew up with it and his autistic special interest is cultivating culture deemed unusual for his appearance
>>218684642that's the joke
>>218684618I expected more of him on mexitank and he fucking blew it
The show should be built around getting unlikable faggots like JD out, not people like Bashir who sucks but actually does stuff. of course the dumb wiggers still have zero clue how to accomplish this
>>218684617i wish emma would peg me immediatly
>>218684524There's no point even getting to the final four if you just leave then
>>218684616we need some jet play by play
>>218684615who cares what u think nigger
>>218684529https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773877082666435.webm
>>218684625the plapping potential...
>>218684618Holy fuck is that a real picture of Ralph in prison or is it a.i.? If it's real he's aged fucking terribly. Looks like a 70 year old Nick Nolte
HEAD WHISPER TAX
>>218684540Mints is unfunny in everything, he was originally a fishtank groupie weirdo who got a site mod role. What I don’t understand is how they ended up trusting him enough to come to the house to work on the show during season 3.
>Everyone is calling me an unlikable faggot let me act like more of an unlikeable faggot
>>218684659>>218684618Wtf did Ralph do? Haven't kept up with him
too much cameraman this seasonit was more interesting as a novelty but now it's up every day for most of the day and director mode is on it like 90% of the timehaving a guy with a camera in everyone's face all the time changes the dynamic and influences how they acti hope they run out of funds for next season and can't afford a persistent camera guy
>>218684642>her facewhich one?
are the twins eating the cookies?
>>218684420unfortunately for simbal asking an indian not to be repulsive is like asking a fish to breathe air
JD Reddit
>>218684625GYATT
When's the disability challenge
>JD desperately trying to make sure the twins get Bashir off instead of himbitchmade queer
Holy fuck they're already pulling the 'he attacked women' card. Kill me.
>JD and Faggot are the 2 most used words in TTSlol
>>218684651It's ugly on purpose.
>>218684633DO YOU MIND?!
emma is a good shopkeeper
>>218684615He thrives very well in the reality show environment. he could've adapted and dominated any season, even S2. Him and Luke would've ganged up on Simbal and Kwab in FH
>>218684616lmao, how did drake plant survive?
>jd is a "THEY DOGPILED THE 90LB LITTLE GIRL!!" poster kek
>>218684679who the fuck is that cameraman hly shit
>>218684377>created in a lab just for "Fishbank Simpbait"she's just jet's type
>>218684691JD is a mega bitch
>>218684672it's real. he was on xannieberries at the airport
>>218684625Sleeper build with tits and ass?
I want to send the twins snacks but only if they eat them.
>>218684617https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773790178566719.mp4the way he says "sounds good" in this clip like a fuckface faggot made me hate him immediately and i knew he'd act exactly the way he has been and i've been hating him ever since
>>218684576In my heyday, if some bitch looked like that, she would 100% of the time eventually have a crush on me. Not a single one of them ever smelled good or had a normal family.I looked hella gay too
>I love the tts says JD, tears filling his fucking eyes while his face is bright red
>>218684692the girls were whining about it for like an hour earlier
>>218684679>i hope they run out of funds for next season and can't afford a persistent camera guyENTER
>>218684612i miss this motherfucker like you wouldn't believe.
They got this cameraman on fiver
JD was never vance. He never matched vance's chill
>>218684714>BERRIES
oh my god man
>>218684618gunted
>>218684703Drake grabbed him first and he realised he couldn't actually win against a real man.Then Jet forced Drake out of the room so Bashir could walk over JD and Landon and smash them all.
BRO
>>218684714I was going to say about his eyes, they're all bloodshot, he seriously looks like he's high. Fucker is a human cesspit.
>>218684651wolf cut
>>218684729c h i l l i nhillin
Bongers big bouncing saggers
>>218684676Because Jet is also an unfunny weirdo. Mints being there is not the least bit surprising, he fits perfectly.
what was head saying I was on the worst cam of all time, director
Bongo boobs
>>218684739HEAD OWES ME SEX
>>218684751smart tts
bring dave back for boomertank
>>218684725he always pretends to enjoy the negative tts like a little faggot
>>218684739sorry chud but the fat balding boomer gets the girl
>>218684739RAPETANK
bingo bongo bouncing on cameraman
>>2186846725 star days
>>218684651it's supposed to be a "wolf cut" but this one is done wrong because she is poor
>>218684730nigga literally shoots on auto, the scenes during the morning are always overexposed because the camera overcompensates and the retard doesnt know how to turn the iso down probably
Who is this???
>>218684739wtf
>>218684576Lol
>>218684771he ruins them by talking over them aswell, sucking all the fun out of it
>HAHA THEY TOLD ME TO LEAVE SO I WON'TKill this faggot already.
>>218684725>>218684771Your gay little vibes got NUKED
>>218684785michael
>>218684785skull hyde
>>218684739He was talking about eating raspberries and how it's nice to try new things, like CHEATING.
>>218684785head
>>218684476Vance was never this insufferable or insincere. he really is the white Simbal except Simbal actually had balls.
>>218684785new phone?
>>218684739head is about to get some head
>>218684777checked. hilarious
>>218684770Kato's momCreatures momNinas momJacobs momFor starters
>>218684785daddy dave
>>218684737>>218684777
>>218684785They got the pawn stars guy
Oh my science! They are twins AND they are strange looking lmfao HAHAHAHA it’s fucking hilarious
>>218684785idk but he's brewing up a shit shoe
>>218684723Those are called Schizo Saggers. Typically seen peeking out of the bottom of a t-shirt while the owner raves in public.
>>218684785head, the man who saved the show
>>218684723never worn a bra in her life
>>218684794true
>>218684703Drake held it down, he's his own entity un-teamed, is focusing on letting the twins keep him in
>>218684739
>>218684785James Drake
>>218684785Vance
what does anissa think of the situation? feel like shed get it
>>218684813They're not strange looking. They're normal looking. This is what normal chicks look like. (They were also molested by their father as kids...not a joke)
>>218683947Where the fuck did you hear that
>>218684785guitarist from korn
bingo thought the mean tts was for her, immediately stopped twirling her hair and took aggressive stance
I told you head would start shit. kneel
>>218684785poop spongebob
Stupid of Bashir to bring so many things to the house since hes being such a chaotic character
>>218684819Even when she was 200 pounds
if i were there i would be campaigning to vote out emma or anissa
Jungle room gives me s2 vibes for some reason
>>218684729the soul of FH
yall think charity is tuned in right now and overenthusiastically cackling at everything still
Vicky bitch about her stuff... Did this bitch watch fishtank or not?
>>218684739This bitch is going to fuck every production member
>>218684312The only way Freddy would have lost is if he got kicked for doing something over-the-line (which would have happened yes)
when does The Cell start?
>>218684785Johnny Neptune
>>218684808>Jacobs momthat bitch had no right to be that hot, I wish I had saved the pics
Vicky's gonna become an alcoholic again in the tank isn't she?
>>218684785dave
>SHIT SHOE
>>218684863Jungle room is the son of S2 swamp final form
guaranteed the twins don't groom their feet
>>218684880Probably after the next elimination?
does GayD know he doesn't have to respond to every single LUL gAY tts?
>>218684251How about the guys saying they want to be buttfucked by him os that straight
>>218684853what did he do
>>218684811listen to this while watching thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIy0FEF8qo
>>218684785Rick from Pawn Stars
>>218684861Anissa 100%, nobody seems to realise she's actually a threat
the leperchaun tts voice is the most effective way to shit on JD
>>218684739Show this to Bam and make the boomers fight
>>218684840>emma fag
>>218684880Thats old tank this is new tank, no repeats
>>218683777the twins were MDE fans who were trying to DM Frank and Sam offering twin threesomes
i need head to shitshoe jd asap
>>218684904hes proving that the TTS isnt getting to him by giving it all his attention and responding to every single one
THEY SHOULD SEND BVRT BLACK URBAN RAW TOP UP THERE TO BLOW HIS WHISTLE AND JERK OFF WHERE THE TWINS SLEEP KEKKKKK
>>218684912i like when it chuckles hmhmhmhm
>>218684905That's only the paypigs and most of them are actually gay for real
>>218684861jet would kick u immediately
>>218684864i loved watching him pretend to sleep, and eat
JD looks so much like that guy who didnt get let on the tour bus even though he ate a worm LOL
has head decided who he was going to do the shitshoe on?
>am i bothering you guys?
>am i nuking your vibe?
Bongo’s dumpy looks good in those sweatpants desu
>>218684924big brain
the hammock is almost touching the ground lol
shitshoe huh? HMPH! So.... THIS is the power of unctank.. i see
>>218684796
>>218684892
>>218684935i miss her so much it's unreal
>>218684921FULL RESETULLRESET
someone tts head to shit shoe jd
>>218684947I was thinking this.
how is vicky bitching about bashir? get over it holy fuck
>>218684935>Showed up>Ate all the free food>Drank all the free booze>Got a free flight to see familys5's real winner
in 1000 years from now they'll ask "so why did they cast JD?"
>>218684955Life Is Strange (2016)
This shits giving me a headache
>>218684969did she get her flight?
>>218684965He should shit hat jd
>>218684968bitching is literally her only character trait
If JD wasn't a pathetic bitch right now he'd destroy their plant.
they need to start recruiting people from boomer facebook groups called shit like Uncle Sam's Effed Up Patroits
>>218684921 gay
>>218684921>no repeatsliterally repeats the same bits and scripts
>>218684923he's away from his dirty luggage and keeps forgetting it exists.TTS needs to remind him like Bam did in the confessional. Shit shoe has to happen.
>>218684935>Connecting flight to WashingtonBitch knew what she was doing.
>>218684968shes going to be talking about it up until shes walking out the door.cunts are just like that for some reason.
the girls know jd is up to something
>>218684974this shit is forgotten in 10 years
>>218684818coneHEAD
>>218684841oh great another reddit molestation sympathy story
JD is kino fuck right off
>>218684974he's probably made them 10k+ in hate tts, they do this shit for a reason
>>218684974Nah we'll be begging them to send him in
vicky just hid the spare tire around her waist
JD was promised anal sex 3000 years ago
>>218684942goddamn that really is burger andy
>>218684955Blue Is the Warmest Colour (2013)
HES DOING IT
>>218684935
damn he a chubby boy
>>218684969production should make all contestants pay a deposit that you can't get back if you quit
>>218685001JD is gyno
He is thinking about destroying their tree.
>>218684942>>218685012KEK
>>218684997the twins are pretty smart when it comes to itmust be their psychic intuition, they can sense bad vibes
umm.. gu-guys... do you.. do you guys think that.. umm... well.. do you think that bashir would allow a man into his harem?!?!? >///////<
>>218684818i keep getting worried they brought in reviewtechusa when i see thumbnails of him
>>218684985mizzy 2
I love the twins
>>218684907scared anon is scared now I think
NEW>>218685036>>218685036>>218685036new>>218685036>>218685036>>218685036
why did the twins leave this fag with their plant
if every tree gets destroyed how do they decide the winner
>>218685020He thought about it for a second.
Oh good they got their plants back. I would want my plant back. It still has leaves on it.
>>218685037only if you are Z U T T
>>218685051They're actually just as retarded as we think they are
>>218685052wow imagine watching her shower haha
>>218685054poll
>>218684999
>>218685054Squirt off
>>218685023got nothin on pops
>>218685051They know he's a cuck and wont do shit.
>>218685063idk what this means baka!!! >/////<
>>218685054Jet and Bam are going to play it by ear.
>>218685107SUUUUIIIII
>>218684611Oh that's gay, no more endorsements...
>>218684914Zoomies are so screen and feminism brained that any human touch sends them into a melty
>>218684958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajtyCQEFgJM
>>218685054Jet said the back up plan is "collect the most tree debris"
>>218684739head is my self insert
>>218684978omg it looks like principal wells office!
