ZAC BROWN IN THE HOUSE
psychopath Charlie is activated
THE EPISODE AIRED EARLY IN INDIA AGAINWATCH OUT FOR THE SPOILERFAGS!
Calling it, either Cirie goes home or Rizz
sequel to MvGX season but it's gen z vs millennials vs gen x season when?
I could be watching Invincible right now, but of course Survivor needs to have an episode tonight
Congratulations on finding Donald Trump's Extra Vote Advantage!If played at tribal council, underage girl will arrive at the island and vote in your favor (among other things).
SPOILERSCirie lets out a big fart by the campfire
Kamila wants his dick, don't lie girl
>>218685412Boston Rob is a survivor god
>jestergooning for Cirie and Kamilaembarrassing
Just use the fucking original Survivor theme! This ooga booga remix sucks ass.
>>218684897>>218685350
>HEY JONATHAN! WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET DUDE?
I miss Q lads
>the men jestermaxxin for the womenmicrocosm
911 is still going? Didn't they died in the asteroid episode?
>First place goes to RizGodWINNER'S EDIT
>>218685412He looks like someone that deserves to get punched in the throat because of the sound of his voice
>>218685543the team evacuated survivors to the moon
schizo aubrey
Imagine letting a hag live rent free in your head.
Aubry LOATHES Genevieve
>on a normal season Gen would have two idols for herself
>>218685707She's just jealous Genevieve is the new hotness while she's remembered as a flop.
GODEVEIVE finding ANOTHER idol and it’s another doghist BILLIE EYELASH boomerang idol
ADD A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRY
>getting excited over a celebrityI cant imagine being like that
>>218685707>>218685732Genevieve getting a legit hero edit while Aubry just comes across as unlikeable frumpy villain kek
literally who
DEE'S WET
JUST A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIEDCOLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>you're music changes livesbruh moment
dee is sucking this dude's dick by the end of the episode
over under on if he's actually seen the show before
>>218685916I can't imagine any C list or higher celebrity willingly going out there if they didn't watch and like the show so probably
>>218685718She found an advantage in 47 iirc
>>218685412I love the show, just like Zac Brown and his band lel but after each season ends I just wait for the new one, I don't follow any players social media but this time I ended up reading some reddit shit and found out Steph is a maga head and its been amazing to read the parasocial fans speak about her as she was Eva Braun 2.0
who's got the winner edit so far /tv/ i hope you aren't spoiled!for me its>#1 coach>#2 johnathan>#3 cirie>#4 ozzyi think coach has an insanely good edit where they could be clowning on him way more than they are
>>218686128Just going by edit probably Christian, Ozzy, Cirie, Jonathan and Genevieve. Stephanie as a dark horse.
Whats going on with the pink tribe? Are they starved so they don't have any strength??
>vote out Q>get stuck in the middle of the challenge unironically racists would know to keep black guy around for brute strength
>>218686277Don't mind me, I just saw the team
Ozzy lost his magic. He's been a fucking bum At challenges this season even fucking Coach is doing better than him.
That challenge was rigged for them to lose right?
>>218686396evil ozzy be like "I can't rely on challenges anymore, I need to be strategic"
Christian, Ozzy, and Emily headed to tribal 4x in a row now
>>218686401they could have sent a person to the end to the get the boat unstuck from the netting but they weren't using their noggin like the other teams did
>>218686128based on how much screen time and confessionals, I'd say the ones getting good edits and are most likely going super deep are Jonathan, Joe, Aubry, Cirie and Rizo. Maybe Steph too.Gen is getting a lot of screen time, but it's specifically and only in this "Aubry vs her" thing and she just had to give away 2 idols while Aubry has a secret one so I think she'll get blindsidedChristian is too but I feel like his edit is showing that he's playing a little too hard premerge and it'll spell his doom
jesus christ this fucking sucks
>immunity challenge started 15 minutes into the episode because we are getting half an hour of zac brownkek, this might be the new low
>>218686432It's Oscar now
COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!!!
This nigga has gotten more screen time than Angelina, Tiffany, and Kamilla combined in all four episodes.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>218686657>>218686720Don't worry guys, in the last 4 we will have a 10 minute challenge and most of the episode will be Billie Eilish sharing with them
>>218686720Yeah this is a waist of fucking time I thought we were getting 2 tribals tonight not a Zac Brown promotional. I don't even know who the hell he is
I wanna hear Chicken Fried dammit
it's still going....
dude, zac brown is literally holding the court, he gotta go
imagine the rest of the episode is just this, him doing a full concert for this group
I would kill for someone on a confessional saying "Who the fuck is this guy?... at least we got beer "
>YO ZAC! play "Seek and Destroy" next!
>dee on the verge of tears not getting to hang with zac brownKEK
C'mon man, now the hot girl is sad
>>218686906>not free birdThis would reduce the rest of the episode down to nothing
RIZGODS WE BACK IN THIS BITCH
I still have never felt even the slightest emotional reaction listening to modern country pop, it's like cardboard flavored music.
>>218686935Dee of all ppl fangirling was not in my bingo book
NTR chick crying is funny to me for not seeing some mid singer.
SPOILERS!!!>I heard Dee pregamed with Zac Brown before the season
>>218687056is he running this game?
Rizgod finna bluff with the idol the same way he did in 49 isn't he. And the funny thing is, it will probably work. These new era players are all still stuck with the 46 meta of being too scared. Cirie, Coach, Steph, and Ozzy are the only people from the "just flush any idol with an insta split" meta
>yo angelina! I'll give you my vote to stay if you give me an assjob
Steph don't believe his lies
pls don't let mike sacrifice himself....
steph, girl, QAnon warned you not to trust pedowood liberals
Aubry is annoying. She deserves a mountain goat to the cooch.
easy vote is to just vote out steph here, no?
>>218687056>Zac brown now has 4 more confessionals than most the castHOLY KEK
>>218687316kek
>Mike making a similar mistake Q made just last episode>Christian forgetting Emily can’t keep a secret and wants to keep her around>Stephanie and Ozzy with the most days played not being targetedkino tribal incoming
can't imagine how grim the mr. beast episode will be after today's music segment
Up Machiavelli was mentioned
>>218687340easy vote but then they will lose another challenge to vote Ozzy out and then keep losing
>you wanna play with me?>in the sand?
Why is this geek crying?
Damn, I don't remember gabby being such a goblin
>organizing 3-2-1 vote to get out mike white of all peopleholy plot twists
MIKE IS RIGHT, CHRISTIAN!!!
Why do you keep trusting Emily? LMAO
GABBY A CUTEA CUTE
>do you wanna play with me?>in the sand?love that scene
>would rather backstab his millionaire buddy over some uggo bitch he plays games with on twitch streamchristian is dead to me
Christian is hard carrying this ep ngl
>trusting emily who turned on you before>voting out an ally like mike>leaving ozzy out of a votebad move christian
damn christian put too much work into this mike vote that he can't turn it around back to emily without looking super bad. playing way too emotional for an autistic gamebot here
has stephanie gotten a single confessional this episode? she’s seemingly a pretty important person in this vote which is crazy
Steph was the easy vote but I wonder why her name never really came up
>>218687976She's not
Fuck, Emily is too autistic.... Im going to lose my wager and she's going to get voted out
Well, my chud wife is still in the game and that makes me happy
>too lateozzy revenge arc
I do love how every time Ozzy's on Survivor there's always a vote that he's blindsided by and not a part of kek
3-2-1 VOTELET'S GO
What’s the point of this season when the entire boot order is spoiled?
good night sweet prince
>mfw Q and Mike White in back-to-back weeks
>>218688343By seeing how it plays out, like all the other times returnee seasons that get spoiled.
OZZY IS PISSED
>Ozzys face when his last chance to break into Hollywood is gone and he has to go back to making gay porn.
>double boot next episodenice
Charlie is clearly mentally ill and has ptsd from his survivor experience bad idea bringing him back on
>>218688581>only important confessionals he's gotten are seeing at rizo>preview for next week is him seething at rizo but now rizo knows>double boot episode>rizo now has a shiny new idol from gencharlie is finito
>>218688343I only come here to watch the episodes so thankfully I don't know any spoilers
Just saw a commercial for this. Host isn't looking too good these days. Hope he's living a good life tho
They should have brought back Wardog
Christian is atleast going to the finals
I started watching survivor recently because my wife said she likes it. Wanted me to watch some older seasons to get an idea of what it isWatched season 12, now watching season 23I have to say, the people in 12 seemed much less ridiculous (part of forcing drama for ratings in later seasons im sure). Also appreciated that Shane didnt aim to go behind people's backs about voting them out. He'd tell them to their face. Also think Terry would own Ozzy in whatever challenge they did. Rooting for coach currently just because his team took a dump on him at the beginning, and for Rick because he has barely been in the show (and thus isn't playing the drama angle)
>>218690467watch 25 instead
I feel like I need to apologize for the west coast viewers tuning into the new episode in 5 minutesA historically bad episode of Survivor. Brace yourselves.
west coast starting
It's time
To the one West Coast anon watching and posting itt, do something else for like 30 minutes after the immunity challenge is over then continue watching.
>this is a rape performance
kwab charlie
>>218691678I am prepared for cringe kino
>>218691710you have no fucking idea kid
>where is aubrey
>dragon slayer
i have no idea who zac brown is
>>218692093He's a pop country singer
>>218692093Neither do most people. I'm convinced the entire Zac Brown segment was a sponsorship from him and his team.
>>218692093>t. not Dee
>>218692332lol you're almost thereget ready
they probably wish they had Q to help push that boat
Coach kino incoming
If everyone just votes against the best player every time I see why the spoiled alleged winner is.
>>218692362Ready
>>218692536Focusing on middle aged men's bald spots should be a crime.
omg this is so stupid i dont give a fuck about this guy
>>218692093i just know this song that I heard every time I went into a store that played music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxnNYm_cYwE
gen so wet shes going to slip out of that hammock
Rizzo got his own cock ring
>>218692990Rizgods are on the up and up
>mike is the most dangerous person on this or any island
>ozzy is gunning for a white lotus cameo he won't vote for mike
kek christian is a character
Emily bros...
>>218684973he's getting voted out as soon as he makes a move
>yfw mike admits the entire television business is filled with con artists
Emily bros... I really hope she doesn't talk herself out
>cold beer on a friday nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6QUsx68DCA
lol mike
Ozzy is pissed
imagine getting left out of a vote for no reason
I hope there is coach kino in the upcoming episodes and for emily to do well.
>>218694089I doubt it. His tribe is stacked with Joe, Colby, Tiff, and Genevieve. they won't go to tribal unless they job kek
>>218693984they had a reason
>>218685846She always being an unlikable bitter bitch.
>>218686396Dude poor Ozzy is trying but they keep making him part of awfully tribes. He is the only capable one in his current tribe. Angelina, mike, christian and the crazy eye girl are dead weight.
>>218694685Surely they will bring back one of the classic and unique survivor challenges that requires something other than brute force through an obstacle course followed by a puzzle his tribe can win.
it was a different time....
emily might be the worst player who people think is good of all time
>>218695366I watched one of those rhap games where they get on a bunch of alum to play, and it was some game called clocktower or something and she was terrible. nice to see her getting exposed this season
>>218695245Holy kino
You know the more I think about it the more I wonder if the canadian from last season wanted to log off to see his son being born but the producers wanted to make a reason as to why he left instead of him just bailing.
>>218693760this is all i knew about zack brown before tonight's episode
