>Haha... Keegan. Keegmeister! Yeah man. Hey. So yeah, the show was fun, definitely. Good memories good memories>Look, I'd love to catch up more but honestly my schedule is just... it's a lot right now, like A LOT a lot. You probably wouldn't even understand the kind of projects i'm juggling, it's just a different stratosphere these days now, you know? No shade. >The East/West bowl stuff is cool and all but i've kind of moved past that chapter of my life if that makes sense? Like that was great FOR WHAT IT WAS but i'm in a very different creative space now. Very different. >Oh, you're a big time commercial TV actor now huh? That's yeah no that's great man, that's really great. Good for you, no seriously. >Listen, i got a meeting in like>*checks watch*>I actually already should have left like 10 minutes ago>You're looking for roles? Yeah, i mean my casting people handle all of that, so you'll need to go through the proper channels like everyone else. I don't really do the whole "hit me up" thing anymore just because of boundaries and professionalism and whatnot, you get it. >But yo it was SO good hearing from you man, seriously. Take care of yourself, ok?
>>218686449Kek.Hope this is OG pasta. It's great.
>>218686449Holy shit
>>218686449>yo Jordan! What up my nigga!>Haha, long time no see brotha! How are those new projects coming along? >No yeah, of course I"ve heard of Get Out, who hasn't? But wasn't that like, over a decade ago?>What other projects are you cooking up inside of that sick, twisted disturbed mind of yours? Didn't your latest one get dropped and panned because of how fucking stupid it was? No shade. >Yeah, i mean I'm just a humble commercial TV actor these days, but i'm getting paid out the ass by Nintendo for voicing Toad in the Mario movie. Like, literal buckets of diamonds. Oh, and there's a new one coming out in just a couple weeks brotha. You should totally go check it out! Unless you're too "busy" or whatever. >Haha... anyway yeah no it was totally GREAT catching up with ya brotha man. You take care of yourself. Ok?
>>218687300Checked. I love when Good triumphs.
>I WILL SAVE THE BLACK RACE>WITH>MY>ART.
>He doesnt
>>218686449X-WING @ALICIOUSNESS
>>218686449
>>218686449Side note: 'Us' was absolutely garbage
>>218686449What a twisted individual
Peele is washed as fuck, they’re both on the same level now days
>>218686449Why is he wearing psychopath/sociopath glasses?
>>218688088>From the dark, twisted mind of Jordan Peele
Step inside to my dark and twisted mind.
>>218686449>black dad, white mom>dad leaves>blames white people the rest of his life.
one of the things about being touted as this genius and given a bunch of money to make your projects, is you have the opportunity to prove to everyone that you suckany cool person would rather hang out with key
Jordan Peele is up each night, leaving voice mails for Keegan-Michael Keye asking him to make Keanu 2
Keegan was the best one on Key and Peele anyway, he's legitimately an incredible performer
>>218687874They're really not, as mentioned Keegan is playing TOAD in the Super Mario movies. He will have that role for life if he wants it. That shit will never not print him insane money.
These Keegan and Peele memes are progressing nicely, well done bros
>>218686449Keegan won in the end.
>>218689448>marries pale jewish woman and has pale quadroon childrenwhat did jordan "im afraid of white people" peele mean by this?
>>218689516this is true>>218689624when you've achieved success money really isn't what its all about, I dont even care about Peele's films but its undeniable hes reached an artists world where now he gets to hang out with Paul Thomas Anderson and Villeneauve
Key doesn't have any kids which end of day is really the greatest triumph of a man. Then again Peele spends his career tearing apart white people and then he bred and had kids even whiter than he so theres a bit of a karmic balance going on here
>>218687300Based breakfast dad
>>218689956kek
>Imagine if you will, a television comedian who makes a comedy sketch into a full-length movie. He expects some success, but fails to anticipate the racial guilt of the Hollywood system he is trying to break into. His racial comedy movie is misinterpreted a "horror film", and receives the highest accolade in his field. Now at the height of his career, he begins to believe the same delusion of the guilty white people who have propped him up. He agrees to helm the reboot of a beloved classic series, a career death sentence for anyone with an ounce of self awareness. >What happens next? Stick around and you'll find out, on the Twilight Zone.
>>218689956seems such a hassle carrying this sign wherever he goes. you have to admire his dedication.
>>218686449>Peele, I've seen your wifewins argument
>>218687300Nigga really voiced a little mushroom guy
>>218686449I have absolutely nothing to base this on but I wouldn’t be surprised if Peele was a turbodouche faggot irl and Key was pretty chill. They just have that type of vibe.
>>218687512Ladennifer Jastaniston
>>218690697What a waste of a Twilight Zone reboot.
>>218686449Keegan can still fight this. Just get cast in a ZACH CREGGER film to piss him off.
>>218690697Bc Kaluuya is humorless. He can't do horror comedy
>>218686449>>218687300>>218690697top kek
I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT
>>218686449Beezer Twelve Washingbeard
>>218689777Trips of truth
>>218686449Hahaha, very funny anon. You really thought you had something there huh? I can imagine you sitting in your cum and piss encrusted chair typing this shit out thinking how you were gonna totally make your online buddies laugh out loud. Hahaha, FUCKING LOSER.
>>218687300>Like, literal buckets of diamonds.
>>218689777>Haha Peelemeister, remember this? I was wondering how you fast you wrote "high on potenuse" after C-SPAN aired!
One married into the tribe. The other didn't. Choices matter.
>>218700307Seething.
>>218689956>So get this she wants me to call my MOTHA EFFIN MOVIE MONKEY MAN, oh so what, I'm Simian now, is that what you are telling me, I swear I looked this Jamaican woman straight in her eyebrow dreadlocks and I said I said.....I said BIIIIIITCH
Both of them peaked on madtv
>>218700777Peele also married and had kids with a wh*te woman
>>218702947>white
>>218702947>women
>>218703016Im sure she's a nice lady
>>218690020Imagine believing that failing to plant your seed in a woman and being a genetic dead-end is the "greatest triumph of a man." How twisted our culture is.
