Listen, Coop - last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, *cut*. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you. But you're really nice. Everybody thinks so. And I'm sorry if this isn't the direction you saw things going between us. I still totally want to be friends.
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>>218686460She was an awful actress. The Stella Shorts amateurs were hotter and better.https://youtu.be/jxrjIC0jPxA?si=K04Htmy22eBN8aPO
Women will act and think like this and call you an Intel(r) for pointing it out
>>218687152Watch OP, you won't regret it
>>218686460Did she offer to hook him up with a friend at least?
>>218687152That's why she never went on to much while almost everyone else in the cast was a big deal in one way or another.
>'m 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid.this is extremely accurate almost no one wants to admit it, but underage girls are worse than boys about this around that age
>>218686460She was that chick in Queen of the Damned
>>218686460How old was Coop?
>>218689106But somehow not the chick from dead like me.
doesnt have braces... DROPPPED and time to find a new gf
>>218687002It matters, all of this matters.
>>218686460Rape
>>218692479Are orthodontist fetishist?
>>218695208It's an implication about age, anon.
Wet Hot American Summer is in my top 10 comedies of all time
>>218686460I saw her naked in a film called Easy Sex and clothed in a Mighty Ducks film
>>218686460This is why acid attacks happen
>>218695341based fellow Amai Liu enjoyer
Coop? Andy? Is this Twin Peaks?
>>218687152Holy shit. 17:30 onwards
What went wrong>>218699042>>218699042
>>218687152Sad
