It doesn’t matter to me that she’s a lesbian. She’s a Hollywood actress who lives across the ocean, and there would be no chance of her sleeping with me even if she was straight. Plus I’m a connoisseur of lesbian porn, and it thrills me to imagine the sinful things she does behind closed doors. Oh yes, I know exactly what she and her kind get up to. They should be ashamed themselves! But so should I, as I sit here dreaming my dream and furiously bashing my bishop.
I just like her feet
do you have a yacht?
>>218689277>lesbianshe calls herself bisexual the most marketable sexual orientation for a female.
>>218689277You're a man of class and culture
Harvested whore
>>218690442Well as I always say, if it's good enough for Big Harv, it's good enough for me.
>>218689277She could pass for a more convincing dude than Ellen Page.
>>218690058She dated only women for years and married one last year. If she's bisexual, she's one with clear preferences for women
>>218689409same
>>218692284she just hires gigolos now, it’s well known
>>218692284>"married"
SHE MUST BE DICKSLAPPED TIL SHE DROPS!!
>>218692584literally perfect
>>218692622All rumors I read from Kristen is cheating on her girlfriend/wife with other women. Allegedelly she even fucked Chloe Grace Moretz and she definitely fucked the protagonist of her directorial debut
>>218692980How do women have sex with other women though if they have no penis? It doesn't add up.
>>218689277touch some fucking grass, my dude.
I can tame lezzies.
>>218690442They really rubbed it in our faces. Degen everywhere
>>218693022They have genitals that can rub each other
>>218690442>Brokered deal with unnamed Middle Eastern PrinceDo you think the weird rumors about rich Arab royalty having sex with famous actresses for money are true, or is that just some racist stereotype?
>>218693022Slit to slit.
she's not a lesbian but she's one of the handful of hollywood bisexuals that actually prefer women. she had to do what she had to do to get ahead but now she's now big enough to never do that again. that's why she's so openly dykey these days
>>218692584wtf is this real??
>>218698283Yeah, it was like 11 years ago
>>218699319>not wearing socksslut
>>218689277Perfect feet and she knows it.
>>218689277>no chance of her sleeping with me even if I was straight. Plusftfy
>/tv/ anons be like I want to have sex with this lesbian's feet
