>/ftl/ NEWS-- Male strippers came to the house and Jet said tonight is gonna be "too hot for YouTube"-- Bashir's terrorizing everyone's trees because he got tricked into destroying his own https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJgYf6zGA6I -- Anissa took Bashir's quran and defaced it-- Bam's burnout friend HEAD is the first freeloader. He called himself "the proud dad of a FAG"-- Jungle room unlocked , it has free fruit, new rooms to be added soon-- Jet wants niggas to write articles about Fishtank in the newspaper and shit https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2034409117746393423-- Elimination SATURDAY: Whoever's plant retains the most leaves gets to choose who goes home. Twins immune, had top STOX. One plant has no owner and the fish will be able to bid on it>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/ (works when main site doesn't)https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosDon't split threads, new baker only needed after 150 imagesPrevious: >>218688711
I HATE these women
>>218689716uhhh post jimmy's slampig sister hnnngg
>>218689737you don't like the sylvia/tay hybrid?
vicky has a 0% chance of winning
>hire a actual janitor>"haha this guy cleans a lot!">makes AI song about Landon cleaninggoron
I am inexplicably attracted to Vicky
emma and vicky have already gone completely insane
>Vicky bitching again just leave bitch God damnShe is so gross. fat sow!I wanna plap her fat pussy in those brown pants. God she kinda got me bricked... So does Emma.
WHERE IS THE POOP SHOE?!
First few days of each seasonSeason 1:>jon tormenting whore sylvia with bible verses>letty villain arc begins>house starts to get destroyedSeason 2:>detective cole destroying the house>each contestant gaslit into believing they're the insider>goldstriker forces summer to chug energy drinks and do push ups until she vomits>multiple mental breakdownsSeason 3:>famous house gaslight, nobody knows what the show is>n word usage makes half black girl cry>luke torments indian>monkey man alex b has everyone on edgeSeason 4:>morbidly obese woman keeps falling down, getting milk thrown on her, and having mental breakdowns>aryeh gaslit into believing he had ruined the life of an artist and had destroyed spongebob forever>funny freddy alcoholic shenanigansSeason 5:>a woman cried and uhh people look at plants>ummm uhhh yeah
Get owned
Put a cutie on
>>218689749nipple army
Chances of getting an attractive female as fish or freeloader this season?
>the fact that we have to guard a plant.. it's like.. this place is HELL man..>like he could've just WALKED up to us and took the plant, but he was FAST and INTIMIDATING.. >it's just like.. not cool man..
>hey, little buddy, how's it going today?>landon is your name>scrub a-dub-dub, boy. clean it up>or that stain is just gonna stay>hey, little buddy, now we're having some fun>scrub it all up with the suuuuuuuuuuuuuuds>let's all go and pick it up!>Landon loves cleanin' it up
>>218689732she tradding it up now?
It pisses me off that JD's faggot ass asks what peoples' jobs all the time
Scott update:he confirmed that he would return to Fishtank if he was asked but thinks they probably won't ask and is showing off his new gold and silver collection
head mode
>>218689728Bashir>>218688973
>>218689783herpes
oh
>>218689778
>>218689794manifesting
>>218689716I miss Freddy.
when emma or vicky are on camera i change the channel
>Lets go Landon, Pick it up! Landon loves picking it up!
>>218689737gay nigger thoughts
>>218689795It's amazing how Anissa was the one he actually grabbed the fucking plant from and she didn't give as much of a shit about it as the other two freaks.
FUCKIN STRAWBERRIES?!
>>218689795Vickleigh
>"bitch"beautiful letter to emma
>>218689762Don't you see, it's meant to drive a deep introspectionSurely, Landon wants more out of lifeHe just doesn't know it yetHis whole fucking life is contained in a tiny boxCheesefries and shitty jobs is all he knowsHis horizons are expanding and I hope fishtank helps him find some sense of purpose in life other than endless wageslavery
>>218689781It's the chill friendtank season anon. Enjoy the vibes!
>>218689789This was a great dynamic its was like an unstoppable force vs an immovable object.
I guarantee bam and head think this shit is lame, just like freddy did last seasonjet claims it's THE HARDCORE CRAZY POOP NIGGER SHOW and then it's just a safe ass kick stream with a gay guy alert sound effect (so controversial)
sex with shadi
>>218689813mmmGULP
>>218689799based
>you hear me sing that landon song? Good right? You know i wrote it?
>>218689805Jet and Ben hate him. He should have never disrespected them thinking Sammy would keep him around
>>218689789CAN A DOG STILL DROP IN?
Who’s JD going to eliminate?
>>218689773me tootoo bad about her narcissism/addictions damn it
>jimmy still thinks his 2023 cartoon bits would be hilarious in the tank right now
This season sucks really bad
>>218689807thanks, shes going to have a rug burn after that one
>>218689816i'm watching freddy steal ricky berwick's scooter and try to pick a fight with him instead of whatever's going on right now
so bingo and bongo’s dad molested them and is in prison for it yet somehow bongo lives with her dad for a year without bingo?
>>218689795>why cant people just be real bro?shes fucking retarded
gay recognizes gay
>>218689816Freddy as Harry Du Bois is so god damn funny
>>218689776VICK is going straight to the moon, loseryou better buy her Stox
>>218689794Very low
>>218689862this season is really missing sam right now
>>218689789have the webm
>>218689794freeloader guarantee once they eliminate the entertaining fish
>>218689839shut up
Having a gay son would destroy me. I can't comprehend it.
>>218689864Jet personally took care of her boobo
>>218689866probably a stepdad i thought but they mentioned a stepmom so idk
>is this really my sonthis nigga is RETARDED
You braindead Bosnian, we wanted "simpable mids" not "mids"
>>218689781Season 3 really was the best.
free me from this sfx spam hell
>>218689869clocked y'all
>>218689829she got knocked in the head with it too. she also thinks the boy-girl war is gay. she's a billion times better than both of those dumb bitches
>>218689862>sam simpopinion discarded
>>218689846Ellie is the type to watch CP lmao nasty bitch
>>218689776She just needs her fent leaves or whatever junkie bitch
HEY LIL BUDDY NOW WE'RE HAVIN SOME FUNSCRUB IT ALL UP IN THE SUDDDSSSS
>>218689883They're whole family setup is probably all over the fuckin place
Lmao Head believes the TTS trolls classic boomer
>>218689869i honestly think chris and jd are very similar but chris is like a retard that cant form sentences
i tune in exclusively for vicky
This is the first time I’ve seen Bingo eat and she can barely hold a fork.
i hate the landon song but i've been singing it to my cat but saying his name and changing the lyrics to be about cat stuff
50k could buy so much kratom and gas station boner pills
>day 5>contestants have still not had to buy food
wtf this nigga doin!!!
>>218689882THAT SICK FUCK
Anissa has been one of the biggest disappointments in fishtank history (so far)
>>218689866cool irrelevant zoomer slop pic bro!
this is so fucking boring here's xavier getting kwabed
>>218689862Yeah, so far Bam hasn't done anything memorable
>>218689880You're just upset that I have such a deep understanding and insight
>>218689908patriot.
>>218689899Junkie whore needs a fat cock... for her fat pussy.Emma's bf must be stroking it to her dancing with Nepstein.
We need Ellie to make an appearance
little bingo eatin good
>>218689917tell me you wouldn't shimmy through there too
I was promised poop shoe today
>>218689832>i'm pretty edgy>i don't get offended by anything>except unfairness and disrespect>that's too far..
>>218689805can't help but notice all the seasons without scott haven't gone so well
>>218689869
Nice zooming in on Anissa ASS
>>218689890fruity ahh selfie
>Grotesque gay words on TTS>JD: Good lord [rolls eyes]At this point I’m starting to question if I’m getting worked
Should jd hide his plant somewhere else or just hope no one goes into the jacuzzi until Saturday?
The FUCK is bingo eating?
>>218689926LUL
excited to see the twins' crochet shawls cut up
>>218689926and here is the actor playing Xavier dying via electrocution
>>218689926Xavier was top tier on bloodgamesBut shit in everything else
Is the guy in the closet gonna molest the twins?
>>218689921u should be put in prison
>>218689954fuck delight
I like this season overall but it's really missing a main character like Jimmy/Alex/Freddy
>>218689866There’s no court documents yet saying he molested them physically. Just that he recorded them naked taking a shower and couldn’t provide a reason why he would do such a thing
>Ben's estranged brotherBros...
>>218689952The second he goes to sleep Head is going to nuke it.
>>218689919her audition was so good too
>>218689849Scott was the one that was disrespected
jeremiah benstriker
>>218689926i can’t look at so many fishtank clips without thinking about what jet has done to these women…
Jet won.
>>218689963Yeah, but after the show
>>218689878>Can a dog drop in?
>>218689934wtf is that?
>>218689971it really wasn't, she just looked kinda like haley so they picked her
>>218689958I can’t believe they killed a guy in the season before S3.
>>218689964never saying hi to you again
>people pretending like frank wont be in this season as if he has anything better to do
who else tryna FUCK THIS
ben doesnt have a younger brother
>>218689948>Chekhov’s Knives
reminder that stox are rigged
bingo was so uncomfortable lmao
>>218689973>mfw content starts occurring on day 4 of vibe repair
>>218688973why does basher stop in the doorway and hold his hands up?
>>218689996more clips fella. tits too if you have any
Damn that sucked Ben you should kill yourself
JD is Vicky's only friend in here, right?Is she fucking retarded?
>>218689981jet was a handsome twink i understand the ozempic addiction
>>218689997He did see combat though
FUCK JD
whatever happened to the last fish buying into the new season
Director missing the content like usual, why did Vicky do that?
>>218689997bam is his younger brother
>>218689799For me it's>HAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
>>218689994You forget that Jet hates Frank anon? I mean, so do we I guess but still
>>218689996I can't hate on Jimmy for fucking that big fat hog. I'd put it in raw and pump.
>>218689958>bitchtank was sooo based bro haley won by pretending to electrocute an irrelevant character from bloodgames
>>218689994
Worse Tayleigh
what did jd do? i was too busy puttin my pants on after my jerk off session
>oh sorry vicky, did i nuke your vibe?
>>218689996You ain't fuckin nothing with that little dick of yours my brothaaa
>>218689996Anyone remember the kino moment in s3 when mizzy I think found the bitchtank girls names scratched into the bed?
>>218690014Vicky and Emma have a 2 person delusional bitch alliance right now.
>BLEGH, STRAWBERRIES
he said it :o
>>218689781Season two actually would have been the best, if it was only three weeks longThat first week was the wildest the show has ever been
>>218690026god, they can barely move like normal people kek
so what just happened with jd and vicky
straightest man to ever be on fishtank y'all
>THANK YOU NIGGER
based landon
I was watching Ben with the twins, wut happen with Vicky?
THAT'S MY GOAT RIGHT THERE
N WORD
WELL GUYS......
how the fuck is anyone else meant to win against TWO Josies????
>>218689997If you were in smoketeam6 you count as ben’s brother
>>218689996meeeee!!!!!
Drake has a girlfriend...
https://poal.me/mwsvfyhttps://poal.me/mwsvfyhttps://poal.me/mwsvfyhttps://poal.me/mwsvfy
This faggot standing behind the bar again
>>218690041Why’d he make that face? Do they smell bad?
>>218690053
i miss him bros
>>218690038that was funny as fuck
What happens if all plants get destroyed?
Stoic.
>>218690026hell yeah
>>218690033shane dawson ass nigga
>>218689996@shadi - you lurking? Cough up the goods
>>218690014 The girls have banded all together.
>>218690053I don't know what incited her but she called JD a faggot and threw some shit on the bar
this season of fishtank is the jet version of when kid michael scott said he was going to grow up to have 100 kids so no one could say no to being his friend
>no Drake peptalk
>>218690025>fuckingHe straight up raped herthough she admittedly liked it and sexted him afterwards
>>218689973he doesn’t even hate bashir though this makes no sense
>abi accusing claire of caring about male attention>abi posts heavily edited thirst traps on onlyfans AND redditget a grip whore. and also a job
>>218689762No actual Neptonian.
>>218690030TIMBERRRR
>>218690087we did catch the part where he wasn't really takin her kratom pills
Scott is watching this season for the first time and doing meta-commentary.
>>218690064good fucking girl just what daddy likes
>yeah dude just keep being your boring self on my boring showBrilliant pep talk Jet.
>>218690094save it for offseason claire.
>>218690012I got tits that would get anyone banned here despite them getting posted on insta to begin with.Here's her just messing around with a chair instead
REMINDER: There is literally NO reason for any of you to hate JD, you're just mindless followers and cowards
>>218690075 Second best cell after the Burt vs. Simbal showdown in the s3 cell.
landon is one sweet ass dude
>>218690077Boingo autowin the season
>femcels cant exist
>>218690091he doesn’t need one
>>218689996It's not nice to lie on the internet, anonWe all know what that beast looks like in real life
>you have a lot people who like you, just dont let it get to your head
>>218689981>show starts getting interesting>uhhhhh guys uhhhhhh i uhhh have uhhhh like uhhhhh uhhhhhhhh good uhhhhhhhhh bit uhhhhhhhhh>*hears fucking awful ai song*>awh dood uhhhhhhhhhh that totally slaps uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>218690091He doesn't need one.
>>218690105no one cares fuck off scott go rape your hand
>>218690106you jerking off too man??
>>218690092they're all like that. rape isn't real
KING BASHIR
>>218690092proof?
>>218690109tell that to the stabo.
shadi with sex
>>218690091he got one from ben and he said he reminded him of heath ledger and gave him a hug
FUCK OFF MINTS
>calls herself a volcel to cope with being a fat kratom addict
>>218690119that's literally true though you can find a guy to fuck anything
>>218690012>>218690112ok alright take it to bant guys cmon
>>218690122I just want to see what bullshit jet comes up with
The poop and fart sfx afe always funny
>>218690113I hate everyone on the cast
>>218690105who?
>Vicky
>>218690119Shes right.
>>218690119shes right btw
>chud volcel>will get in touch with you on discordjesus fucking christ this woman
>>218690119my cringe pandering chudwife
>>218690115He’s a classic autist nice guy destined to be the nice guy janitor that points out an obscure spot his employee missed cleaning
>>218690069his entire bit since the first season has been that he despises the fish and hates being around them
Is there any chance Bashir survives this elimination?
>>218690112post tits on bant
>>218690144she's just like me but i take real drugs instead
>>218690141good for her shame about the fucking retard tattoos she got
Vicky is right BTW she could go down and get fucked by Jet any second
>>218690142which room was it in? I want to scroll back to see
Shadi would be hot if she hadn't fucked Jimmy. That's so gross and something you can't recover from ever.
Vickleigh
>>218690153>>218690157women are more degenerate gooners than men
>>218689937Uncs still loaded, he's just waiting for a reason 4 days and counting.
Vicky LIES about being a volcel
>>218690119rare time she's right
>>218690119pickme bitch lmao
vicky roman salute in the confessional
>>218690149Many people are saying this
>>218690119'Fraid so
>>218690113when i was in highschool, i was friends with a guy like jd, and he would get so annoying sometimes that we'd start mocking his dead dad to make him close off
>>218690141it's crazy how shadi is actually the most fuckable of the bitchtank sluts
So she really is Tayleigh except she can't knit
>>218690132Nah, he would not have gotten away with it if he did that to somebody who wasn’t a mentally ill fishtank groupie
>>218690119Dude, fucking Rachel has a man, literally any female can get dick.
i'm in love...
>>218690064i like ASSi like girls with ASSi like TITS i like girls with TITS
>Uhhh Land might be becoming a bit too much like Cole guys
Summoning SHADI, what's a nigga to do, she starts posting for a lot less usually
Shit shoe status?
>>218690163Hopefully they all agree JD is a faggot and kick his ass out even though he hasn’t really done anything
>>218690172*raped
>>218690163as ot seems now, very slim. still 2 days to go tho, a lot can happen
>>218690171jacuzzi
hyper SFX pops me bros
>>218690163Arent all the trees destroyed? They'll probably switch it to whoever can collect the most plants material.
>>218689716>150
>>218690187There's no such thing as "a guy like JD," he hasn't done anything significant
https://youtu.be/ZEWKdyaJS48?si=kwQMqvduku2qPyxg&t=18
>>218690178What caused this
>>218690180Pickme junkie whore
>>218690163It's very low. Maybe JD will save him but he seems like the kind of faggot who would vote off Drake. Emma will almost certainly get rid of him for hurting her fee fees.
>>218690176everything she does and says just sucks
>>218690209thx
>>218690178ok that was good
>>218689737anyone who doesn't should rope
>>218690206can daniel say adultery out loud?
?????
>>218690195rachel is a high value woman
>>218690176HOLY BPD,
>>218690206What aduwtewy is he speaking of? Anissa and the stripper?
If Jet brings in Johnny Neptune I will kneel baby
The problem is that sam has peakedHe's a washed up hasbeen and has decided that now is the right time for his political/religious grift. The irony is that being a washed up hasbeen is what would make him perfect for an actual GOLDSTRIKER character as it was originally envisioned. But he's never given his all to the character. The most he ever tried was G and the count or whatever he was on BG. It's just a shame because he still has potential and he can make the show really really good when he puts in the effort. Fishtank will never reach the upper limits without him.
>>218690208Don't Look Back in Anger vibes desu
>>218690163If Bashir destroys enough the conditions for the elimination can change.
my beautiful wives at home making dinner
>>218690206what happened
>>218690168Nah, Ben would judge him and he’d choke. But he’d immediately DM her and get her to stick around in Atlanta. Would be interesting to see if Mints wept though.
>>218690178
>>218689716It's a gay show.
>>218690206
Ben is such a faggot it's unreal
>>218690187and then all of you ran a train on him we all know that you're a raging homo, pizzagayyou don't need to brag
Jet's hair is especially bad this season
>>218690206It's a cuck show
>>218690206They are free man to do what they want!
>>218690187Was that before or after you showered with the football team?
>>218690219horny from autistic unwashed twin pussy pheromones
>>218690233>when that kratom hits
as somebody who has made webms every season I have no idea why it happens but there’s also like purple artifacts when I record clips and turn them into webms
we don't need another tayleigh in fishtank. it was cringe the first time
>>218690202Boomer just forgot. He's not gonna do it, methinks.
>vicky instantly falls for ithow do they constantly find "fans" that somehow don't understand the show
>>218690217he's definitely a type of guy
>>218690219kratom
>vicky can't tell ben is taking the pissonly reason this is funny
:/
Mints should be raped until he learns to disable TTS until the bit ends
Production is soooooo funny lmao hahahahaha how do they come up with this stuff?
>>218690241Anissa is the stripper, Emma is the nontent one
>>218690163Unless somone else leaves for unrelated reasons, like vicky having a proper withdrawl and needing to he hospitalized, the chances of him surviving are very very low
Oh its just a plant, seems very safe!
>>218690201She’s tripfagging it now
Vicky is NOT tayleigh thats just rude
its just a plant guys
>>218690288i miss ben with hair
opium is just a plant
Is it just me or has it been really hard to stay interested in watching the stream? Maybe im an adhd faggot but i can only give my attention to the recaps cucumberfeet does
lmao ben and jet are addicted to opioids now
First time watching this season. Are there any interesting interpersonal dynamics between the fish? There's some interesting characters but it doesn't seem like it.
Ben and Jet jazzing her up over Kratom is great.
>>218690206 He's right
>it's just a plantbull-fucking-shit
I'm gonna try kratom this weekend
POST SHADI TITS TO BANT AND LINK IT HERE
>>218689973new bake use this
these wiggers wont get me this time.s2 was kino and cigarettes just sounded good at the time.im not doing kratom because of these retarded freaks.
I fuckin get it now I get it
>>218690298No it isn't, opium is processed.
>>218690295She IS though
>>218690255there was NO gay sex involved!
>>218690178He's got that downie tongue
>>218690280>>218690274Im installing drivers and wasnt watching what happened
>>218690283I think they should just stay upstairs and be new fish to replace the ones that left. maybe they can even win the grand prize! we will just have to tune in to see
kratom rocks
Delaney won
>DO KRATOM!
who the fuck is buying vicky plushies
Vicky's dumber than the twins
>>218690044Most fuckable face in fishtank history.
>>218690075i miss ellie
I hate Vicky annoying bitch
>>218690309you will
>>218690301no there’s not. It sucks.
Emma was always the one to endorse. You know it.I know it.Jet fucking Neptune knew it.And Bashir-Al-Assad should've fucking known better.That's our fucking girl, man.
>>218690305dont do it.
I still think the dude is a pussy but I met this guy who started talking about kratom and how it totally ruined his life and I actually think it’s fucked. I’ll stick to occasional coke, weed and shrooms thanks.
>>218690114Part of me understands considering watching both live & remembering Burt’s war, but how on earth could you consider that a better show than Freddie’s 6 hours of toilet explosion & chaos? The audience was begging for Fred’s level of chaos & he went above and beyond without watching the show; nobody beats that until they stick fingers down their throat to projectile vomit on their peers.
I've been smoking nightshade, it's just a plant so its okay
>>218690322the guy who told her he would if she took out her nose ring and did a proper roman salute
>>218690317Oh nvm it was about the kratom>>218690319
>>218690325Yup!
>>218690274The ones that do are not retarded enough to go on
>>218690322chudgangers
>>218690321Kratom is the new Zipp
>>218690176typical death grips girl
>>218690315thats not what that the teacher who molested you guys said
>>218690341good to know faggot
I see the tayleigh comparisons but I fucking hated tayleigh but kind of like vicky. why is this?
I hope the Kratom shit grows, until the point Ben and Jet tell her that they're out of Kratom because they have an addiction to it now and they forgot to save some for her.
>>218690303They're literally gay strippers.
>>218690340Why
the lord put it in the eart
this plant has seen some shit today
So, is this what drug addict logic is like?
>>218690312that's like saying weed is processed because you gotta dry it out first
>>218690315>hey yous do gay stuff?>yeah my son's god dat too
This better end with Vicky shaving her head for no reason
a non-zero amount of people watching this show have been persuaded by vicky to start doing kratom
when the fuck is Head gonna do the shit shoe already he's gonna forget
>>218690214they're gonna "play it by ear"
>>218690318They should invite some 18 year old girls and try and fuck them too. That would be hilarious to watch.
I forget, what did Lance look like? I know like Vance but...
>>218690314please no bully, I take back whatever I said about your fave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib_lVNaoPPU
>>218690361this is off topic
>>218690299>Luke draws AGP troon art lmao
>>218690206SHIVEW ME TIMBUWS THE WAMEN ARE DOING ADUWTEWY
SInce day 1, I've stood byTwinsVictoriaBashirJames Drakewho are your day 1's you haven't wavered on?
>>218690376lmfao
>kfjis that fucking Tayleigh's ex? does he like druggie whores or something?wasn't his username like KF.. something? J as in Justin? or something?Am I tripping here?Kentucky Fried... something? Litchfield KFC? Jordan? Kentucky fried Jordan? Jordan something?did him and Tayleigh break up? Tayleigh no more cockbuddy?
>>218690364vicky is more self aware. she knows shes an idiot and doesnt pretend to be smart.
Vayliegh is so based bros.
>>218690365kek
>>218690383he's been constipated for 3 dayspatience
>>218690381and that's not a good thing they are going to find out the hard way....
>>218690362t. kratom addict
>>218690381A few people in these threads have already posted about it
>>218690381gwim
>>218690364Vicky is more physically attractive.
>>218690398pick me brain damaged hog
>>218690364you're probably just a retard
>>218690217he was a nontent gay potato, that's worth something>>218690247they don't e
>>218690398
>>218690301Very very littleYou dont have any real natural rivalries or freindships like in past seasons. The closest thing to it is al-bashid halalah making himself the tank enemy for ??? And the twins being a silent powerhouse and everyone trying to suck up to them. Nothing like a signal vs. Alex b dynamic or a cole x jc romance or letty x jon lovehate relationship. The majority of them are kinda bland
JD trying to press Drake over "taking money away from the unfortunates", he isn't taking the bait. God I hate this faggot.
>>218690379she'll be making out with frank by the end of this season
>>218690405nigga playing 20 questions
twins have insanely hairy pussies and large pussy lips
>>218690403bashir, landon, vicky
Is that same faggot who liked Tayleigh obsessed with Vicky now? Fat sow.
i actually like vicky ngl. maybe it’s the drug addict in me
>>218690436JD might be the worst to ever do it on fishtank
>Nothing happens>Random SFX>Loud noises>Nothing happens>No drama/tension between fish they are all friendly>Fish stand around living room for 7 hours talking about random bullshit in their menial lifes>Nothing happens>AI song>Fart sound>Nothing happens>Twins create the single kino moment of the day>Nothing happens>Fart sound>Random SFX>THANKS FOR THE BULLSHIT!!!>Nothing happens>Oh uhh... challenge time>It's nontent>Nothing happens>Fart sound>Nothing happens
>>218690343 You might be right. Damn s4 has a special place in my heart.
>>218690440Alright, Jim
>>218690144DEWD SHES A FAT GAS STATION JUNKIE AHEEHHEHEH
>>218690394like vance but australian and more muscular
>>218690247they don't even know what batman is
>>218690360
>>218690440
>>218690440my ex
>>218690403For me, its Drake and JD. I want drake to win and i think JD vibe nuking after every tts is hilarious
gonna do kratom now, thanks jet and ben!
>>218690449Vicky fan here
victoria lives in a modular home doesn't she
she's got clitty glitter? okay girl
kfc jordan
>>218690454And yet you’ll keep watching…
my baby
>>218690453you now remember bezo
>>218690468I can't believe that Stav actually fucked this bitch
>>218690460>SHE'S ADDICTED TO KRATOM HOW MUCH FRESH AIR IS SHE GONNA NEED TO GET OVER THAT WITHDRAWL SHE AIN'T GONNA GET ANY IN HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>218690299Fuck off cucumber
>>218690436>>218690453biggest bitchmade faggot on fishtank
>>218690305it's fucking disgusting to choke down and try not to throw up and it feels like you sniffed a vicodin bottle
>>218690398my autism is acting up, but i can't un see it
>>218690453How can you say that when ted and bezo exist
>>218690460you are a quality bam posterI hear every one of these
>>218690454show was boring nontent for the past two days, but everything this evening was great. all thanks to head and bashir
>>218690454you can call burt a lot of things but you cant call him boring
>>218690440please tell me you mean labia majora
I'm gonna go watch Oshi no KoSex with wooby
>twins already going to sleepah hell nah
no more bashed queer talking to the camera
i wanna be muslim now
Everyone please post quietly bingo and bingo are going to sleep
>>218690453not even the worst in his own season
it would actually be a good bit to hire a real intervention person to come to the house and try and convince vicky to leave and go to rehab and task the other fish to read letters about how her behavior has affected them (best serious letter gets money), she would crash out so hard
>>218690517Is the goo room next.
>>218690487KFC Jordan is Vicky's new druggie bf, he fucks every fish tank druggie whore. Tayleigh is a cuckquean.
Everyone bitching about Sam or no Sam, where's my boy Cowboy man, what the fuck.
>>218690493who??????
Do you think the displaced taycucks will latch onto Vickleigh?
>>218689716so is this like 4chan big brother?
>>218690524and then you have to marry bashir
>>218690492pretty princess ben <3
>>218690495fr?
>>218690453JD is great for the show, Emma and Anissa just suck
James Drake loves his nieces so much
>>218689862
>>218690533They liked that whore, why not?
>>218690529wtf would the goo room be
>>218690535i don't know sorry
>>218690517Yeah there's a yoga room and a video game room
>>218690536
whole house mad
>>218690535at one point..now its reddit big brother
>>218690535basically
is this season advancing the culture?
>>218690398chuds don't win in fishtank. they always end up becoming the butt of every joke
I made some crazy good fried rice, and the calorie count isn't that bad
>>218690381i just took a non zero dookie did it dissaparate? idkwas it just heavy and sank?idkwas it just a fart?idk
>>218690553 Lmao
>>218690533are you bashit fan perchance?
>>218690510The cute retard twins are cool and so is landon, but it gets boring.
>>218690533Pretty sure they are bingo simps
>Tayleigh watches every day>Sees a prettier Tayleigh on this seasonWonder what that's like
>>218690554simbal is one of the best contestants they've ever had.
>>218690554this nigga just loved to grope
>>218690539yep, maybe if they shaved anissa and emma bald they would be worth keeping
>>218689783Such a bummer that she's a coalburner.
TOP 5 LANDON MOMENTS1 - when he put the roses in his headband2 - when he swept the staircase3 - when he said NIGGER4 - when he put roses in his headband AGAIN5 - when he wore a pink polo shirt
>>218690239>picrel>14-19alright hear me out you can clean up any of the rest of that shit that's a problem
>>218690581chud gang never wins
Guys I was at Chili's no way I missed the gay strippers
>>218690535naw, its actually nothing like big brother except that theres people all living in the same house
>>218690517I hope the goo room is next
>>218690528is doing things that actually need to be done a bit now>jet losing weight bit>getting a permit bit>don't fuck the employees bit
>>218690476puke emojiit sucksdo real drugs if youre gonna
>>218690398Put a Vick on!
>Uh Head, we're going to need you to handle the shit shoe business.
the twins are godly good women
>>218690588
>>218690131no
They’re reading the Bible! My tard trad wives.
This season sucks. Klaus get in here and shut it down. We need to be arguing with gay guys that want to fuck Jin.
>>218690588you're forgetting when he danced to his BASED KINO AI song and when he begged people to buy his stock
>>218690398woah..... so fucking epic
>>218690493amazon sells counterfeits>>2186905354chan superbowlbiggest
>>218690163mf got the drench phenotype
>>218690565
which fish will beg to come back the hardest
>>218690546A room full of goo
>>218690609honestly fuck a tradwife get a tardwife
glad to see theyre supporting small businesses!
>Bingo showing Bongo bible verses
head needs to shit into a shoe immediately
>>218690610Klaus and Jin had gay sex and they filmed it and then sent it to meI'm gonna the leak the video tonight
>>218690629bozo
>>2186905354chan superbowl biggest autist wins
>>218690619good post
>>218690610>he believed that bant actually hates the show
SOMEONE BAKE!!!
>>218690638Shut up stupid faggot
>>218690581>Sees a prettier Tayleigh on this seasonWho the fuck is the prettier Tayleigh?
all the paypigs are like the same 10 names lol
why are white muslims always ginger faggots
>>218690644i want to forget about that nerd but he needs to be bitched on and made fun of constantly for eternity
tayleigh was a fake 1488 larp retard but I get the feeling vicky could easily (or has) join some local group and get tatted up
>>218690659Anisa
>>218690659Vicky
>>218690659james drake
>>218690634$250 and zero tips for the night
>>218690666muhammed had red hair
>>218690665they're muslim what do you expect
>>218690610cum eater is funnier get him in here
I have these chudcel dreamsWhere I just watch tvEating goyslop in my bed
>>218690659James Drake
Twins are going to sleep so it’s time for me to go to sleep.
>>218690659Vicky is objectively more plappable than Tay by far. In every way. Especially her curves.But Bratty Tay... hmmmm.
Wait is Emma leaving?
does it show them fucking?
>>2186905881. landon is his name2. when he cleaned up the stain so it wouldn't stay3. when he had fun4. when he scrubbed it all up with the suds5. when he loved cleanin' it up
>>218690680 married btw
>>218690535its a fat croatian man's forced dating simulator
>>218690677This is the one
>>218690572Lol, touched a nerve? He's funny>>218690577That I sort get because they're funny to watch, I just don't get how they view vicky and feel lust, simptank fags must be starving
>>218690665yeah and weigh a ton in combined weight
>>218689773Yeah I literally fantasized about being the second fish on day one, hitting it off quite well and becoming her chad, emotional rock to top 3
>>218690650you know who only lets me post once a minute n it fuks me up
>>218690674wrong>>218690675wrong>>218690677correct
>>218690659vicky is repeating the same pickme incelbait talking points as tayleigh. and she's marginally less unattractive, hence people calling her the prettier tayleigh
Last thread
>>218690691Nah, they're just tweaking out and moving upstairs.
>>218690535Big Brother meets The Stanford Prison Experiment
>>218690688>me
DAMASCUS STEEL
BAKE THE FUCKING THREAD YOU STUPID NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>218690707its ok its artful
Niggas dressed like a taliban fighter
i'm baking just wait 2 mins
>>218690319>>218690321Didn't we have a Kratom bitch on S2 already?
>>218690533I'm not falling for the chud act againI saw the onion farms and I know shes an insane bitch
Bill pep talk
BILL OTTMAN ON SCREEN
smella foreva
>>218690733He always has so much shit on
>>218690729Nah we’re done. Back to /bant/.
>Bashir doesn’t know what a shogun isPoserrrrrr
>>218690733nigga mixing like 5 different cultures in his fit lol
BILL OTTMAN AND DRAKE MY GOATS LINKED UP
>>218690701No i just can sniff out his fans. Victoria means Victory.
>inb4 thread split
WHAT ROOM IS BILL IN
>bill ottman hugged james drakehe is the chosen one
>>218690587still cant believe how close that was to never being found out. to this day we'd have to deal with summersimps that would put josiepedos to shame
Don't bake, I'm baking.
twinsjames drakebashitvictoria anissalandonemmagaydee in that order
>>218690733Holy Drip
in the oven, one sec
>>218690769any idea what he told him?
>>218690761>His fansI follow the content>Victoria means Victory.Gone before JD
Woah Bob Dylan, huh
Bashir is pretty based after today.I see him as top 3 with Vickie and twins.A machiavellian fall from grace will hit drake and Landon will just make a retarded mistake. Rest of them are non-factors imo
bashir has something important to say about bob dylan
AYO HOL UP*SMACKS LIPS*BOUT TO DROP A BAKE IN THIS BITCH
>>218690780he was delivering some fishtoy but I couldn’t really hear
>>218690780Maybe if the audio wasn't complete dogshit in every room besides confessional
Bob Dylan is based
>>218690754Oh, but ain't that America for you and me?Ain't that America, somethin' to see, baby?Ain't that America, home of the free, yeah?
>>218690787damn bro I never seen another Bob Dylan fan in the wild that's crazy he's so obscure
Baking my microwave hold on
>>218690775Anissa should be above Victoria just because she didn't sperg out today. Rest are good.
>>218690802And jewish.
bill ottman putting a napkin in the collar of his shirt when he goes to brush his teeth
>>218690802BUT HE WAS LE JEW!!!!!!!
>>218690533I hated Tayleigh and I like Victoria.
Nu Bake>>218690795>>218690795>>218690795
>>218690791>VickieShe'll need coddling considering her and emma kvetch and cry over everything
>>218690826no, wait i'm baking
>>218690816kek I forgot about these
>>218690787>>218690810what are you guys even mad at
>>218690815extremely super rare cool jew
>>218690815 He converted to Christianity
>>218690840Don't Split the threads retard. I already baked.
>>218690821Ew bro
>>218690815>>218690819Yeah I mean him winning a Nobel Prize for Literature when a writer like Joyce never did is an affront to literature, but he’s still made probably the pinnacle of folk music. He couldn’t write Absalom, Absalom but still he’s talented.
>>218690865i'm baking so just be patient
>>218690840 We have a thread namefag
>>218690873ew what
>>218690895not yet, i still have 30 seconds
>>218690815he's one of the most famous cases of a jew converting to Christianity
>>218690885>>218690950You're going to get us kicked off
>>218690659Vicky has the same chuddy white trash personality but doesn't look 10 years older than she really is, just fat
>>218690584KEK
>>218691020it's almost done
>>218690541If it was 30 years ago and Drake was Jewish he could've been a TV Dad who had to hide he was gay from the world
>>218690634Do you think they take roids or is that natty?
