We got a great show for you tonight folks. Popcorn guy is here to talk about his latest movie that he saw. Snood will also be stopping by to talk about whatever movie she’s in. We got a great musical performance from Chud. Stay tuned folks well be right back
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>>218690043He was never funny.
he was better than Conan and everyone knew it
>>218690256>never seen jay in his all denim one piece
>>218690231Looks like we got a heckler in the audience. Kevin go rape his ass
He was funnier than Conan.
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>>218690293>>218690328Conan had way better comedy bits. I never watched for Conan, I watched for the sketches and desk bits. All monologues are 99% shit.
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>>218690256He didn't need to be funny. He just had to put you to sleep, and he was the king.
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Welcome back folks were here with Popcorn Guy. Now Popcorn Guy, that’s a funny name isn’t it “Popcorn Guy” hehe why do they call you that? Couldn’t be the popcorn you make could it? *applause*
>>218690560Heh I don’t know Jay, I just flip the popcorn *applause*
>>218690590He flips the popcorn, folks
I will never find amusement in his or Will Ferrell's comedy.
>>218690043Need a photoshop of Robert on Jay's black guitarist bandleader.
>>218690640if you didn't laugh your tits off at Stepbrothers you are a deeply troubled person
>>218690711>i genuinely thought he was going to rape me>he had this crazy look in his eyes and said "let's get it on"
>>218690560>>218690590>>218690628excellent, now do snood and chud
>>218690357Gutfeld basically stole this idea and made it his entire show.
>>218690667Man, you're crazy, Jay
>>218690382Jay has killed no one, meanwhile Conan ruined the Reiner family.
>>218690941Kevin's guitars were so gaudy
>>218690941That is some outfit, Robert. It makes you look like a homosexual.
>>218690941Robert, you like white women dont you? Hehe. Well we’ve for a great one coming out right now. Snood
>>218691061Hi, Jay. Hi everyone! It’s so great to be here
>>218691119Snood you look amazing! So this Netflix show. I’ve never heard of it. What is a Netflix anyway? You watch flicks on the net haha *applause*
>>218691195Haha yeah
>>218691248What a great show. What a terrific audience. Stay tuned folks, we’ll be right back with special musical guest Chud
>>218691337Ladies and gentlemen: Chud>Billions must die>Billions must smile>Billions must love>Billions must cry>Nothing>Nothing>Nothing ever happens
>>218691119>"Robert, behave yourself. You haven't forgotten what federal prison was like, have you?"
>>218691195Rather astute, anon. If (as certainly seems to be the case) it's just the one person doing all this that's just more to your credit.
OP delivered and I respect them because of it
>>218690043>Popcorn guy is here to talk about his latest movie that he saw.LIES>>218690590
>>218690996>Conan ruined the Reiner family.Have you seen Preparation H Raymond? Masturbating Bear? The interview bit where they put moving lips on celebrity photos?
>>218691413>>218691531>>218691563Thanks for watching folks. Robert take us away!
>>218690043She tricked Biel into taking off her shoes.
>>218690043MICHAEL JACKSON JUST FUCKED A BUNCH KIDS KEV… YOU SEEN THIS, YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? YEAH IT WAS AT A KMART CHZ HE HEARD LITTLE BOYS PANTS WERE HALF OFF!>KEVIN DOES THE “RRRRRRMMMMMM” NOISE WITH THE GUITAR>OH AND GET THIS KEV, MONICA LEWINSKY IS IN THE NEWS, YA SEEN THIS? YA HEARD ABOUT THIS>KEVIN DOES HIS EDDIE MURPHY LAFF
>>218692276*he
>>218690043I had the same idea of making a Leno thread this morning, OP must be reading my mind
>>218692955>OP wakes up and does something>You daydream and do nothing
>>218692981Unfortunately I couldn't muster up a good opening monologue in my head so I shelved the idea
Evil Jay turned Friends into Fiends. Heh.
>>218692348>That's cold, Jay!
