ITT: Actors you used to like until 4chan memes ruined them for youFor me it’s Nick Offwrman, now I can’t see him in anything without thinking of him eating that guys crusty asshole
CRUST STATUS?
4chan tarnished Ryan Gosling for me. Now I can't watch Driver or 2049 without thinking of the memes.
>>218690978>>218691042>>218691042Very inaccurate meme. If you had watched the episode you'd know that the other man literally makes him take a shower to uncrust before the sex scene.
>>218690978>>218691042https://vocaroo.com/1j435RswOfNN
>>218690978That Proud To Be A Kamala Man song was somehow even gayer than that Last of Us episode lol
>>218691132Kek based. Do you have a Ron Swanson soundboard ? How’d you make this so fast lol
>>218690978CRUSTY BACON
The hatred some of you guys have for John Wayne only makes me like him more. As an actor and a man.
Crust was a good meme. We should definitely bring it back.
>>218691955I like my bacon like I like my mens assholes, nice and crusty!
>>218690978i can't see him without thinking of the beard oil copypasta
>>218691083>uncrusthow ignorant. he doesn't make him shower to uncrust himself, just to soften it up. instead of a corn cob being dragged across velcro, when softened, it's like an overripe banana passing through day old oatmeal.
>>218691132i'm fucking dying. i can't fucking breathe.
>>218691132God bless whatever mental illness produced this work of art. I'm crying
>>218692650my stomach turned audiblyyeesh
>>218690978He's reddit's perfect picture of masculinity. Completely performative and fake. This is the type of nigger who buys some stank ass cologne because it says MAN on it.
>>218691819It's one schizo>>218692762Why are you talking like that?
>>218692762>buys some stank ass cologne because it says MAN on itwhich, when you take into account what "4chan chud" behavior this is, makes the reddit comparison quite ironic
>>218690978I still like him sexually, and his insufferably liberal politics makes him even more likely to be a cock craving power bottom. Perfect for me.Shane Gillis (Tires is funny, his standup is not)Robert De Niro (Great as Murray)Jordan Peele (Key & Peele is still great)Mark Hamill (More his also insufferably liberal politics he couldn't keep to himself, got what he deserved with Last Jedi)Keanu Reeves (More reddit's fault, though 4chan certainly highlighted the heck wholesome cringe cult around him)
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>>218691132"As long as I don't move my head or my torso.... I'm good.... I got this" I'm losing my shit laughing
>>218690978>no wet wipes>no indoor plumbing so no bidetsyep, thats one crusty itchy asshole all right
>>218690978Pierce Brosnan, now i cant see him in a movie without imagining him plowing a bunch of big fat women
>>218691059Ryan Gosling can't look into the mirror without thinking of the memes.
>>218690978never seen anything with this guy in it but saw he's down with Confederacy of Dunces so he must be cool
>>218693475Would you bust his crust?
>>218690978I think it's funny how few people who come here have any idea he played a homo way earlier on Will and Grace. I never fell for his changes once he grew a mustache. I see you Nick Offerman. And I respect you married a woman cause she had fat titties.
>>218693592no. but also, maybe.
>>218692108I would use this.
>>218691083>>218692650
Trey Parker>never found Stone funny
>>218691059Until that ryanfag totally ruined ai realistic parody threads because he's too much a pussy to handle his tiny dick.
>>218690978There's been a lot of talk here about Crust Busting... but what about Bust Crusting? I think we'd all agree that Nick Offerman's ample, hairy bust (bosoms) would provide the ideal canvas for a little "impressionist artwork", which would dry into a thick protective crust against the zombie menace.
>>218693820I lost all respect I had left for him when he married the trashiest single mother I'd ever seen. I'm not even a massive cuck projection poster but holy shit. How do you come back from this?
>>218693743I wouldn’t. Why would I want bacon with less fat and grease
>>218690978John Oliver once this place exposed his recipe for comedy>[political person we don’t like] is like a [random animal doing something that animal would not normally do] and then turn and yell at picture like it’s next to him scolding that animal for doing that un-animal like thing and then one of the show interns comes out in an animal costume and flips him off
>>218693413>holy fuck I'm literally me
>>218690978Literally the biggest example
>>218695887OUT THERE IN THE SCARCH
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>>218691955crustlets btfo lmao
>>218690978Sounds like you placed your crust in the wrong guy.
>>218690978He's always been reddit bacon personified
>>218690978The Undertaker
>>218700350Wrong board, but yeah. /pw/ ruined Carder, the UAMFBN.
>>218690978to be fair you are what you eat
>>218690978Weak ass mind
>>218691819He’s a shitty actor and many of his movies are terrible.
>>218692762>Completely performative and fakeSo… masculinity.
>>218701616Someone was raised by a single mother.
ASSESS TO ASSES AND CRUST TO CRUST IT REALLY FEELS LIKE LAST OF US
>I hate gay people>Also I can’t stop thinking about gay sex between two men and especially their assholes and poop and cum and oh boy why am I suddenly masturbating again
>>218701700You must really want to fuck Nazis
>>218690978I don't know what you're talking about and I still think he's a faggot.
>>218691132Breddy good
>>218690978He’s always been a faggot who hid behind an admittedly cool mustache. The second he loses that, his soiboi form immediately reveals itself based on that interview I saw of him bitching about Dennis Quaid.
>>218690978Liam Neeson pissing himself on multiple occasions really is hard for me to let go, and I wish I never knew
>>218701943Must be a drunk. Advanced drugs do that all the time, esp men over 60
>>218701943i do this except im 30 and retarded
>>218702222im 40 and ive been like this for years, unfortunately i dont have the aura to pull it off so i need to find a place to piss before it explodes in my pants
>>218702251Same
>>218694103>Parker gained a stepson through this relationship. Their daughter was born in 2013. The couple filed for divorce in 2019, citing irreconcilable differences.
Check out Dicks The Musical, he plays southern cowboy that speaks out against gay marriage
>>218690978after a certain age playing guitar is gay as fuckespecially acoustic country/blues bullshit
>>218702749>music is gay y’all
