*enhances kino experience*
A 48 OUNCE TO FREEDOM IS THE ONLY CHANCE I HAVETO FEEL GOOD EVEN THOUGH I'M FEELING BAD
>MUST CONSOOM GOYSLOP
>>218691640humans shouldn't eat or drink from buckets
>>218691745Do you know who eats from buckets? Pigs. The farm animals.
>>218691640jfc. Might as well just incorporate a trough in every row of seats.
>>218691640Ok now I need a MEGA DONUTa donut twice the size as normal
>>218691745humans don't eat from these. only subhumans. which essentially means anyone who isn't megive praise, for i have no equal. i am a god among these consoomer worms
>>218691640Why does any human being need a 1.4 litre bucket of sugarslop?
>>218692052That's a fairly small amount of calories for an average serving, I'd say?
>>218691745>here's your plate of popcorn, sir
>>218692052they are good to share with your 45 year old female coworker at the gas station who sucks your cock
>>218692052I wonder if they put these in survival kits for lifeboats and cockpits.
genuinely would buy the refresher always fucked w those
>>218692052> sodium 1770mgBros?
>>218693380Kek
>>218695102kek
>>218691640Ah yes, a bucket of caffeine and sugar, just what I need while watching slop. God I love this country.
>>218691640>Beverage bucketJust leave it there next to my popcorn vessel.
>>218691780and your mom, do not forget your hog of a mother feeding from her bucket with the straps
>>218695161drink some water and shut the fuck up pussy
*diapers sold separately
>>218691640this but just a coke please
>>218691745Buckets are the ideal container for consuming anything actually. I have a bucket of water next to my desk I drink from throughout the day.
>>2186916406 cups of iced coffee will fk up sleep. >>218691656Buy a tub of vitamin C and drink it throughout the day. High C = feel-gud.
>>218691640this will go nicely with my popcorn bucket.
>>218697406I prefer a trough. That way you can share it with your work colleagues and gather around the trough and bond.
>>218697406Based buckethead
>>218693331It says calories but what they mean is kilocalories, if that helps.
>>218691640vomitous
>>218695218I got the Ghostbusters vessel that looks like a ghost trap. It’s awesome because the vessel detaches from trap and you just have a nice plastic share tray.
>>218691745Don't tell me what to or not with a bucket, what people do with buckets in their private lives is none of your business
>>218691640>10 bucks for a bucket of water with half a bag of sugar dropped into it
>>218699090Yeah but you can keep the bucket
>>218692052>trans fatthese fuckers are everywhere, even in our shakes
>>218691745What does the bible say about this
>>218692052That's over an entire pound of pure sugar and fat.
>>218699379It says slavery is fine but it doesn't say anything about buckets so we'll leave as inconclusive
