Do straians not know how to wipe their ass?
they got critters to do that for them
>>218702192you mean Aboriginal Australians?
I hate living in a country without bidets. You don't wash your hands without water. Why would you wash your ass without water?
>>218702266I shower after every shit and I judge anyone who doesn't.
>>218702266i wash my ass daily with water in the shower, usually after my big morning shit
>>218702296Use a sink you schizo retard
>>218702266Yeah pretty much everybody just forces themselves to shit at the same time every day, right before their usual shower
>>218702266>Why would you wash your ass without water?I don't use my ass to interface with the world.
How do you know if your ass smells? I don't wanna do the same taste as you do to check if ya have bad mouth breathe
I use twentydollar bills to wipe my ass.
>>218702332NTA but nearing 40yo and I basically never shit outside my own house unless I am on vacation or sleeping at a friend's. I never shit at work, maybe twice in the last 20 years when otherwise it would have been an accident. My entire body clock is set to shit mode in my off time and showering after.
>>218702266Well here's the thing anon, wiping isn't supposed to be washing your ass.
>>218702266why do indians always make this exact argument?feces is mostly bacteria which is fat soluble not water soluble. The analogy is you cant clean a greasy plate with water but you can with paper towel.
>>218702457what do you flush your toilet with?
>>218702516do you consider your toilet clean?
>>218702550cleaner than your ass
>>218702178They have a Denny's?
>>218702595delusional af jeet
>>218702266I love washing my ass with clean tap water. It makes me smile some nigger is dying from dehydration while I'm cleaning my rectum with drinkable water.
>>218702266if you ate a proper diet instead of pajeet slop then you wouldn't cake your asshole in shit every time you use the toilet.
School was the worst because they had 2 ply toilet paper that would teat apart.
>>218702296>washing whole body, maybe even hair for a smudge of poop on the butt>heating up water, taking off clothes, stepping into the shower then after that CHANGING your clothes>all of that 3 times a day, the number of daily shits of a healthy humanEven thinking about all that hassle makes me tired
