Why doesn't Batman just rape The Joker?
if you rape a rapists the number of rapists in the world stays the same
I think irl they would just torture him
>>218702956It goes up actually
he can tell the difference between punks who need a lesson and the freaks who'd just enjoy it
>>218702990rape is worse than torture
05:40https://youtu.be/5Yo1QXbtBIo
>>218703055What if I torture someone by raping them, would that be better than just raping them?
>>218702886>"Never start with buggering, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next... See?"
>>218703010Something goes up alright, ayy!
The Joker has his asshole stitched shut. "In the time it take you to unstitch my asshole, Rachel will be dead. You can either go fuck Rachel and save her, or fuck me in my ass"
I’m gonna make this cock disappear
>>218702886he should. fuck the joker.
There's no point because Joker would like it.
>>218702886rags off
>>218702886Batman (Bruce Wayne) is canonically jewish and they DO have a penchant for raping prisoners. It would track with canon if he did.
>>218702886If you rape your enemies, they win.
>>218702886Bruce Wayne is a victim of rape himself, like all upper-class boys who went to elite boarding schools. If anything, he should team up with the Joker to take on superrapists like The Raping Blob (a disgraced TV host and child-rapist who fell into a vat of toxic blob juice).
>>218704659This obviously
>>218702886Turns out he actually has two rules
>>218702886
>>218703055You rather take 100 kicks to balls than 100 thrust with 6inch dick?
>>218706601I'm not a faggot
crazy how pic related is no longer the gayest joker
>>218707979He's the second least gay Joker
>>218706532I would buy your comic book.
Test
>>218704568Ai is too powerful
>>218704568I remember seeing this in theaters. Bravo, Nolan! Always decades ahead of his peers.
>>218707979Actually, it's crazy how he IS still the gayest Joker. That's just the power of Jared "Big Faggot" Leto.
>>218703683HARVEY GO SAVE RACHEL BUT YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK HER
>>218704568Is that "peak" I keep hearing about?
>>218702886Batman's not a rapist you fag.
>>218710000checked
>>218702886>I don't have to rape you...>but I don't have to save you either...
superman was raped. joker was raped. who the fuck else is getting raped?
>>218703010Not if you’re already a rapist.
>>218703055Kind of the same thing really
>>218702886Because he's a Good™ person that can only commit some bad things he arbitrarily decides is exempt from his own rigid morality
>>218703010Not if you hire the town rapist
>>218710000Checked>>218704568Kekked
No one would go out of their way to save Rachel. Biggest plothole ever.
>>218702886Batman has just enough time to either rape Joker (and become gay) or go and save Rachel since Joker has taken the steps to stitch his own asshole shut to really throw a wrench in Batman's schedule. He solves this conundrum by prioritizing raping Joker and informing Harvey Dent of her whereabouts but instructs him not to fuck her. With which Harvey does not exactly comply with, and Batman has to listen to on the phone. The footage of the whole ordeal finds its way to national TV too. Stavros uselessly laughs through the entire bit
>>218702886>if you rape a man>the number of rapist in the world drops by oneoh batman sama take me
>>218714157>If you rape a man do you know what you'll get?>Odds are you won't like, it's AIDS
>if i give you aids will you die?>it would be very painful>you're a tight guy>for you
>>218714259*Dr. Pavel is fumbling a tub of Vaseline trying furiously with its screw cap while trying to push himself away from Bane>Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for anal tear. >That comes later.
>>218702886He's not Jewish so rape isn't considered a typical form of punishment
>>218710624Hide yo kids hide yo wife
>>218704568Batman:>Wanna see a magic trick?>I'm gonna make this erect penis... disappear...>POOF! It's gone!
>>218704568>RAM costs $400 for th-ACKFucking well worth it. Plus, I already have a PC.
>>218704568
How would snapping his neck at any point during their encounters be a negative for the city and its people? He had no problem dropping a building on the Ninjas in part 1 and letting Raz blow up. He literally saves Joker from falling to his death but pushes two Face to his death to save a kid. This moron let the killer of "Beautiful" live.
>>218702886>Gets all the fancy gadgets and stupid shit but it turns out all he needed to use to strike fear into the butt's of criminals was his dick
>>218704568it's beautiful kek
>>218703055foid
>>218717893Would you rather get raped or waterboarded
>>218717946why not both?
>>218704568Good Morning Sir
>>218702886That's what made him become the joker in the first place...
>>218710624Everybody gettin' raped! - Diddy
>>218718630Bieber Joker can still happen. Speak his pain thru Fart!
>>218714650>have we started the orgy>The Poppers Loosen
>TODD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
>>218702886Unironically. It worked in Joker 2. The Dark Knight's Batman is a pussy.
>>218719462Actually in nature male animals hump other males all the time to show dominance. It's actually 100% natural. I'm not saying it should actually happen or be tolerated, I am saying deep within us it should make instinctive sense to us.
>>218702886Why doesn't HArly Quinn simply rape the Robin?
>>218719593Figures a brown esl like you would be a fag
Imagine making so many youtube videos that you have to get jokered
>>218702886Batman locked his own penis inside a chastity device to prevent himself from accidentally raping the criminals he beat up because he was sexually aroused by violence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-nsrSaSmEE>Dancing in the Moonlight was written as an idealized version of the night writer Sherman Kelly was brutally attacked and left for dead by a gang, while his girlfriend got raped. He wrote the song to escape his awful reality and trauma, a musical delusion.>"While I was recovering, I wrote "Dancin in the Moonlight" in which I envisioned an alternate reality, the fantasy of a peaceful and joyful celebration of life."
>>218702886if you rape a rapper the number of rappers in the world stays the same
>>218719859wise words
>>218719727>Figures a brown esl like you would be a fag
>>218702886>is it in yet?
Why do people... enjoy rape so much sometimes?
