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>>218705429kwab
>>218705429who?
Chuck Norris never dies, death simply waits for permission
>>218705429If it never works when you spam the Bill Murray threads what makes you think this will?
>>218705429i swear he died already
>chuck was 86Damn
Rip chuck berry
>ywn post Chuck Norris jokes in Barrens chat again
Donald Trump if you can hear us please revive Chuck Norris
>rushed to hospitalhe's fine
>>218705429Eat shit, loser
About time this retard croaked.
>>218705467Only oldfags will remember him, amirite? Shiggy
>>218705673seethe
>>218705429I hope he outlives this gay earth
>>218705429Oh shit is real, although this is Reddit so take it with a grain of salthttps://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1ry4nc1/chuck_norris_hospitalized_after_medical_emergency/
I've never seen a Chuck Norris movie in my life. Where do I start?
>>218705883Lone Wolf McQuade
>>218705467the internet's favorite person circa 2008
https://www.livenowfox.com/news/chuck-norris-hospitalized-hawaii-medical-emergencyHE DEADFUCK THE DRUMPFER LOLLLLLL
>>218705429say it ain't so
>>218705883Silent Rage
>Carlos Ray NorrisSo he's a spic.
hell be fine
>86>still a memehell be fine
>its realthe death of the sparta guy will close this timeline
>>218706832InjunBoth parents were half white half red.
>>218707977Thats exactly what a spic is
>>218708022Kinda but not quite.An injun once told me that Mexicans are the result of an Indian drunkenly fucking a Buffalo.He was a little worse for the wear.
>>218705429…I could totally kick his ass
>>218706832>Norris was named after Carlos Berry, his father's minister.Really has nothing to do with that
Source tells me Chuck is stablePlease God
>>218705823>>218708138Looks good for 86
>>218705429He's not dead. Apparently something happened in Hawaii that landed him in the hospital. And what the fuck is he doing in Hawaii? He should be in Texas.
>>218708398Wherever Chuck Norris steps is considered Texas
>>218705502More like he kicks death's asss with a roundhouse-kick then takes over.
>>218705429>made me check the newsbastard
Not yet, but maybe.
>>218705883Honestly they all suck
>>218706078Is Hawaii okay?
>>218705883Just watch Walker Texas Ranger
>>218706078Post the real link:https://www.livenowfox.com/news/hawaii-hospitalized-in-chuck-norris-emergency
R.I.P.
>>218705883the one where he kills a horde of Palestinians
>>218708681But he only ever played good guys?
>>218705883Invasion USA or the missing in action trilogy
>>218708398>And what the fuck is he doing in Hawaii?Tracking down drug cartel members, maybe a judge's wayward daughter who faked her kidnapping to run away with a friend, maybe he was simply on vacation when he noticed two members of the Juarez Cartel meeting up with noted Cali Cartel Crime Boss Edgar "El Blanco" Martinez and had to intervene
>>218708807>Invasion USAAlso a good entry into the world of Cannon Kinos.
>>218705429Lightsabers can't cut Chuck Norris.
VAXX status?
>>218708654>Just watch Walker Texas RangerThis. It's by far his best role.
Which movie was the one where they put prisoners in a bag upside down along with rats? I used to love that movie as a kid.
>>218708138>>218708301i unironically expect to look better than this at 86. he has no muscle mass left whatsoever
>>218708765Chuck Norris supports Israel.
>>218705883Code of Silence. It was originally written to be a Dirty Harry film but works better as a Chuck Norris movie.
>>218705429An American, Original, Institution,,,,, I can go on for centuries!!!! Love you, Chuck!
>>218709070You won't.
>>218709029Missing In Action 2
Chuck Norris is reportedly in "good spirits".https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/19/chuck-norris-hospitalized/As it turns out, the medical emergency happened when Chuck Norris fought a volcano. Chuck Norris was admitted to visit the recovering volcano.
