Plant Warfare edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir attacked the last plant, Emma got mad, Bashir said to her "are you on your period?" -- The plant survived-- James Drake's job today, Actor: depressed; he already convinced Bashir and JD he's actually depressed.-- Only Emma's (?) plant remain -- Elimination on Saturday-- Bashir destroyed the twins' plant while the others were distracted by male strippers.-- Vicky milked JD-- Vicky and Bashir had a kratom related fight -- Vicky is being gaslit by the TTS into thinking "kratom mogging" and "the kratom mog dance" is cool-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox-- Head says he's not going to play with Emma's bean>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious >>218703004
Is Emma just ignoring her job of carrying around the Indian so she can cry about Bashir in the jungle room?
wait, you guys actually hate the season 4 cast?
Why are they trying to get inside Head's head?
dreamy vicky
>STRAWBERRY
DO THE KRATOM MOG DANCE
>>218705612>heehee i would love if someone would punch me
>>218705631shes in the closet with her right now
>>218705612
>>218705663Yes nigga
holy shit she's still seething about this
Rate Anissa's cooking
i thought jet learned his lessons but then the fish capped at 10 and everything started going downhill
>>218705678lmao
DAILY REMINDER:BLOODGAMES > S2 > S1 > S3 > S5 > S4
>Kratom mogs the tank
>>218705672how can you get so fat while addicted to an opioid?
90% of this thread is bitching about women.
Landon and JD, to fully gown men, couldn't stop Allah's chosen kamikaze
Stop watching this and rewatch Elestanque season two instead.
It’s a surprise more chudgang jimmy types don’t convert to islam
>>218705612you guys would jerk off to andy serkis
>emma tells antara that she ate shit when running upstairs>antara's gonna think she means literally
Can they weigh and measure the fish?
>>218705686>bashiw keeps bweaking the pwants...
==== tlp update ====sharpfart is no longer welcomed in the TLP cord! i believe this is due to his fishboard post of throwing angie in the trash for emma
does anyone have the twin's drawings? i want to see all of them
>>218705612I'm starting to see the Dan in her
where's her boyfriend?why doesn't she use her body to secure a strong male to protect her?
>>218705693hard to see with no kitchen PTZ
Imagine being a loser virgin alcoholic and the biggest moment of your entire life is appearing on the season of Fishtank that ended after 2 weeksThat’s Dan, Seth, Aryeh, and Jin
>>218705704Why use an image of Drake mogging him with a single hand?
>>218705715attention seeking whore
emma really enjoying the betterhelp indian therapist
>>218705678kratom mog the tank :3 kratom mog the tank :3 kratom mog the tank :3 - le heckin vickerino
>>218705702maybe women should stop being annoying
>>218705702i like women so i dont understand this mentality
>>218705702Ugh. I know right? C'mon sis let's go back to KF where the girls get it done!
>she's bitching to antara about it nowman she just sucks so hard
Poor bashir trying to get depressed james to do something with him
Fishtank is a startup they are trying to get some big production company to buy out. This was the case from the beginning, as evidenced by that weird investment patreon thing they did before season 2. It's also why they tried to go so hard on the website with all the various features, they were trying to sell it as a platform. They have since streamlined the site since all that shit was retarded and unecessary.We aren't going to get chud hassling from Frank/Sam types anymore. It could have worked before Sam put a stink on the show getting re-cancelled for marky shit. This is why Sam is stepping back and trying to distance himself, to attract buyers. We aren't going to get much crazier stuff than what's happening right now.
HOW TO SAVE THE SEASONfish build bunk budsthey paint an entire room pinkhave bitchtank 2 with new girls in that area while this season is on
>>218705707KINOOOO
>>218705715I thought Sharpfart was trying to rape the twins not Emma.
>>218705715Why is she bullying him when SharpFart literally helped her emotionally handle Season 4?
Where the fuck is the whisper tax?
>>218705702always has been newfag
I'm already stroking my cock, slowly edging while waiting for the Head & Anissa jacuzzi stream later
>>218705663they grew on me. they had stronger personalities than S5's cast and Freddy and Direnc are all-time greats and were put in the wrong season.
>>218705733>Hey Emma, uh, ever play new vegas?
they need to do elimination challenges between the bottom 4 or 3 stox to preserve contenttheir current idea of gay fuck voting is literally built to be anti content, everyone is motivated to eliminate the most entertaining / likeable contestants >emma, victoria, anisa, JD are facing off in a mini elimination challengethen also the nontent bottom stox fuckers will be motivated to AT LEAST be more entertaining than the other nontent queensjet read this i want you to make your show better
>>218705715
>>218705752>we must commit the jihad
>>218705726and freddy and angie and rachel
>>218705696The Cell/Bitchtank > S3 (pre-RV) > S2 > S4 > S1 > Bloodgames > S3 (RV)
>>218705757bitchtank fags need to die
>>218705726Jin fucks prostitutes
emma is pregnant?
i think we need a sleepover challenge or something to keep everyone in the same vicinity
>>218705758wtf is this lol
Whether you like it or not, jet and ben are the next generation of MDE
P R E R O G A T I V E
>>218705758Sex with Binx
>About to get the second faggot that tried shit with her eliminatedFuck lil Bashir gon do about it
hundreds of white male viewers really looked at this and said>yes, this is the one i'll simp for
>a bunch of impressionable zoomers will be start taking kratom and become helplessly addicted because of fishtank season 5You know who you are. Just try to remember this post in a few years. Maybe screenshot it.Just know that I will be loling hard at your demise.Now try kratom
>>218705758season 2 of estanque was very season 2 fishtank codedthere was a dark aura
>>218705769yep literally every time they do eliminations it works like this. no idea why these faggots can't figure it out
>>218705766The more jet came upstairs to seethe and mald the more I fell in love with the cast
>>218705790the kids are gonna be alright
>>218705737Maybe women are sick of violence being threatened to them? Again, you proved why the man hate thread was made.
>>218705779shut up meanie my ideas are solid you are just mad you didnt come up with it first
>>218705769Jet is always retarded and lets good players get voted off because the audience gets mad.I hate Emma and Vicky, they shouldn't go. Kick fucking JD.
Women are women and that makes me kind of "eh".
>>218705777Those three aren’t virgins>>218705784Whores don’t count
The pillars of /ftl/
>>218705778Bitchtank > The Cell > S2 > S2.5 > all the other crap
>>218705801Still one of my all time favorite fish and THE hottest fish
LET'S GO KRATOM MOGGERS!!
put the big HEAD to work looking for clues.
>fucking with head with boomer Q shitlmao
>>218705799Vicky means Victory. She runs the tank, if she gets bashir out she will for sure be a great player. If not then she will just the season dud you wanted so much more from.
Vicky's tumtum
>>218705822Replace Alex B with Dan from S4
>>218705702This is an incel space
>>218705833based
Emma mogs
>>218705700I can fix her
>>218705801The rape of Angela was one of the darkest things I've ever witnessed.
>>218705769>between the bottom 4 or 3 stox to preserve contentSimps would just make the nontent whores immune every challenge.
>>218705833KRATOM MOG>KRATOM MOGKRATOM MOG>KRATOM MOGKRATOM MOG>KRATOM MOG
>>218705807aw man i missed it, was this last night or this morning?
>When they make Vicky queen of the tankAnd now for my first decree, I will make the consumption of kratom, MANDATORY AHAHAHAHAHA
>>218705761what?
what is he thinking?
>>218705788TJ and Binx saved a kitten's life on Mexican fishtank
this "job" bit blows and is super boring
>>218705833bitch you just got #KRATOMMOGGED
What is Head doing lol
Okay I'm going for a walk please nothing happen for the next hour, thanks
>>218705848LMFAO
emma is to vicky what duanye was for tayleigh at this point. but without any of the fun parts of duanye
wtf is that door even for?? IS THAT THE PREVIOUS OWNERS GOON SHACK?
>>218705833
Bashir and JD believe that James Drake is depressed and JD has now convinced the Twins that James Drake is depressed.
>>218705702They started it by claiming you cant compete with them or its misogynistic
>>218705848Someone with Dan's posture can't be a pillar
>>218705882they should do a blow job
>>218705860ideally once there are 4 fish left you would just actually do "unbiased" challenges since the remaining fish would be guaranteed to be content
>>218705778>>218705824You're the first niggas i've actually agreed with on season ratings.
>>218705848Absolutely retarded take. Dan had 1 good day of content before he got a letter from his family that made him act like a bitch for the rest of his time in the tank. Alex B is responsible for the best content day of Fishtank (Wife + Wild Randy reveal)
>>218705833tayleigh-coded contestant
THE COLORSTHE ROOMSWHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>218705877He seems ready to go home, talking about wanting to get eliminated by the twins as it's more honorable or somethingSounds defeated
vibes have been repaired
>>218705888Getting trolled by production to steal
>>218705888tts are trolling him to keep going up to confessional and telling him there's some mystery to solve
why are these 2 retards having this convo in the doorway blindspot
>even robojeet thinks james drake is sad
vote the jeetbot out
Bashir apologizing major L he is a loser, why cant any of these people stuck to a character
>>218705612I did not see the comparisons to Daniel before. I definitely see them now.
>>218705905lol
>>218705715He was one of her highest paying simps.
>Drake even has the robot convinced Give this man an Oscar!
cut james' bit short, he aced it. he needs to be active today.
>>218705822Replace Cole with Rachel
>>218705897Best actor award
this seasons a dud mints, please up the hellhouse these fish are F tier
i miss bitchtank so much you dont understand
>>218705875SharpFart was Angie's #1 fan and helped her handle the pressure of the season by being there for her.
>>218705893Bro is just yapping
james drake's oscar worthy performance is even tricking antara
Landon has been constipated the past 4 days
GET UP THERE WITH A HANDHELD THIS IS A STORY MOMENT YOU STUPID FUCKS
I’m getting worried that I won’t be able to marry Bongo. She’s going to be so popular and have so many guys going after her.
>>218705882It doesn’t. you’re just stupid.
>>218705947We know your life peaked there, Claire
james is doing a great job, even the robot asked him if he is okay.
>>218705939Women only care about today, you can give them years of your life but if you can't cough it up today they move on, unironically
>>218705930Emma is going to vote him out and no apologising is going to change that. He needs to just destroy her plant as much as possible with brute force.
this is your “content guy”, calmly explaining and trying to defuse the only drama we have had
>>218705957Wiggers hate Bashir
>>218705717Female Dan.
did Basheer single handedly destroy literally every plant even his own?
>>218705899So it's okay for Bashir to threaten violence and charge at women?
he already apologized once before he'll go even crazier later
the gimmick/bit that sam called 'fatally flawed' is actually one of the best consistent bits that they've ever done solely because the robot has an indian woman inside of it (and not Sam)
Himothy made his job look easy
>>218705941this
>>218705956Get this man some cheesy fries so he can shit!
Bitchtank > S2 > The Cell > S4 > S1 > Bloodgames > S3
desu, I pulled james' job all the time to emotionaly manipulate my mother. it's not that hard.
>>218705951sup sharp
they should make one of the cams POV from the robot/jeet so we can see what she sees
>>218705715Angie is jealous lol better fly out and suck his dick again
Its a shame the only ARG they have tried is in Season 2 which was terribly mismanaged, and with a bumbling retard with Burt. They could easily do a scavenger hunt in the house. Plant something early on and make the note something like "do not share this with anyone or you will be immediately eliminated". The follow up clues would have to be hidden or unwritten. Like in some of this AI art, or maybe a painted letter in every room that spells a word/sentence
>>218705968they'll be there for a month
>You look lonely
>>218705988@jet@mints@maejok@ben
>>218705976>bring her upstairs>lose connection
>>218705990sup seth
>>218705983switch s3 and s1
>>218705971Emma still has a little piece of shit plant
why is bashir cuckingor is this his master planbut realistically he is just retarded>durr i want twins to win
Why don't they use the robot for viewers to pay for an hour in the house?
>>218705930what do you mean that is his character , effeminate 2 faced code switcher
>>218705976Bro does not know what a video bit is
Head exposed himself to children outside a gas station
>>218705976>solely because the robot has an indian woman inside of it (and not Sam)if this was the true spirit behind this bit, I kneel
>>218705877the TTS are convincing him that exercising restraint and leaving peacefully is more honorable than going full kamikaze-jihad and blowing up the tank trying to stay. muslim values or some shit
>>218705822Replace TJ with either Burr or Freddy and it's accurate
>i dont think this show is interesting when its petty bullshit>its better when its like bloodgamesFUCK THIS GUY
>>218705939she never got any of that money lmfao
>>218706011Because everyone hates him now and he doesn't want to get sent home at elimination
>>218705983claireposting /bant/fag having shit taste? Happens everyday.
>we know it's boring but we're fixing itWhen? he said this a day ago
>>218705998she's coming in to her own as a character.
>>218706011>A woman hating mudslime is retardedOh wow.
>>218705560I’m so glad i have no idea what broken down intellectual vacuum of a culture you fucking retards live in that you’d waste the minutes of your life watching this mindless shlock and admit it.
>>218705976and because she takes her dumb job seriously and asks them about how much they ate yesterdayShe's watching Bashir's speech, I think she's getting into the fishtank
>>218706014because the paypigs suck
jeetabot is a cutie bros ngl
there really needs to be rules on the show against this holy shit, this is “production told me” kind of stuff.
they already know he is a snake, now they know he is a dumb snake
Antara is a better cast member than Emma
>>218706014haha indian funny
>>218706041Are they not going to do the jacuzzi stream?
>>218706014simps would ruin it
>>218705930Because it's difficult. You stand completely alone because the default persona in the tank is being a useless non aggressive bitch. You're up against women so you will receive hoards of negative TTS for standing against them while they receive praise. Production is wholly incompetent so they will constantly negatively effect and penalize you (usually unintentionally because they are retarded). It makes you go crazy and think you have to walk it back because it's literally you vs the world. I pray for a season where there's at least 2 male shit starters that could actually back each other up.
I miss claire, abi and shadi
>>218706030Bloodgames was only good due to jimmy and jon's petty bullshit lmao
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY QURAN YOU CUNT
>i had to sleep in the cold cause i was wetthis retard cant just change his clothes?
>is around
If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
I love my Kratomqueen
bashir is wasting his time he needs to just destroy her plant too leave no one with anything
>>218706030Why do these people audition then? Its insane to me.
>>218705976it's not funny at all and i don't see the point of it.
emma folded KWAB
>>218706043it's a friend simulator for autists I think
>>218706059kys
james drake and antara romance would be a funny bit
>>218706014that was obviously the original plan but they couldn't figure out how to coordinate it with pay pigsthat's what Sam meant by "fatally flawed"
HEY LITTLE BUDDY
>>218706062The best day ever was when they gave Jon mod powers and he started admin abusing
Error 403: Angie
>>218706072mommy
>>218706014
>>218705833I can fix the vick
would you convert to islam if a plant started magically growing in bashirs pot?
>>218706084thats her prerogative you misogynist
James Drake and walker romance would be funny
>>218706014it could be like "twitch plays x" but with the robotpay per movement, really grimy skinnnerbox shit but you know.. just leaving money on the table
bitchtank posting is them posting about themselves, isn't it
>>218706030Who said that?
Cyrokeen recording the twins as they shower would be a good bit I think
>>218706009that's Bingo and Bongo's
>>218706062i enjoyed the love story
>>218706063headcannon he literally apologized to EMMA.
Holy fuck Landon is starting to piss me off I'm rooting for him to go out asap, I still despise Bashir more though but I don't mind if he stays or even wins at least there's some content with him, Landon is a retarded autist>hur durr im a janitor>hur durr i never ate this
claire is so mean against emmawhat is her freaking deal?!
5 days of nothing
>>218706094imagine her pregnant
Unc is my comfort character
>the twins are already decided to win due to perma immunity >creating content gets you kicked by fish choice elimination
>>218706102Bladerunner arc with Drake and his robo gf
>>218706014Ice Poseidon did this bit years ago but the wiggers are too stupid to even steal his ideas properly
>>218706106if cryo wanted to get back on the show he could do the funniest thing ever
>>218706093When jimmy called him a faggot and jon pulled out the rules where it says you cant call the mods faggots might be my favorite scene in all of fishtank
>Tells Sultan Bashir she isn't really mad>Just spent the last 20 minutes shadow boxing imagining him and seethingEmma looks like Daniel and if you jork to that you're a faggot
Wait wait wait wait wait.Are we seriously back to the fish voting each other out again? After it took them like 30+ days of S3 to realize how dumb voting based eliminations are on a show like Fishtank?
the challenge kinda sucks when the whole house agrees on it being a certain way
>>218706104obviously
>>218706105the basher
>>218706077He wont he said he likes bloodgames not the other seasons petty games
>>218705612>she's a groypershe's mentally ill. possibly even more than vicky
emma isn't bothering with the bot at allif she gets paid for this it's all rigged
Vicky should splash a cup of kratom on them multiple times every night as they do nothing due to being so defeated and mogged and she runs away into a wall then kratom mog emotes and celebrates in pure ecstasy in the confessional
FINAL 2
>>218706100no i would kneel because there would be a natural explanation and it would probably be production (ben)'s doing
seriously nigga?
>Emma completely abandoned the indianI think she's actually racist
taking kratom AND reading the quran
i was a day 1 vicky lover you are all posers
>>218706072>>218706095Does she miss her kid or not? I see zero signs of it
>>218706133She’s pretending
>>218706115yeah he should 100% go first
S3 > Bitchtank > S4 > S2 > S1 > Shitgames
>>218706115You aint never ate a poisonberry pie with a side of vanilla icecream?!
>>218706147can you list all their jobs for today?
>>218706058They could've easily screened more chad men but they want retards like TJ. This is entirely the fault of the people that got TJ to win and why I think the best season had the worst winner.
>>218706148kratom mog dance
>>218706136women are the reason this is happening
>>218706021He exposed his GUNT
>playing victim is a good thing
>>218706029>replace TJ with Burt>>>/reddit/
>All these faggots crying because their guy did a shit jobSend someone stronger next time maybe
>>218706115Landon is your name
>>218706132>rips up the paper and orders everyone around him to kill Jon as he's being restrained
>>218706062Jon crashing out was the only time i enjoyed it. when he left I tuned out. creature and letty were hot, and xavier was cool i guess. it was fun, but i didn't think it was amazing.
>>218706159made in america plushies > made in pakistan plushies
another season, another female contestant who wants to fuck around but never wants to find out
>official fishtank recap by the FAT bitch AB gets view mogged by cucumberfeetkek
>>218706178I want Ralph in the tank so fucking bad. estanque was just a warmup round
>>218706186fuckin hell she's uggo
None of this matters. The Twins are already the designated winners.
production spending fake money in the shop is a good bit
Have James’s depression be cured by Bashir as a last ditch effort to prevent his elimination
Vicky is definitely a lesbian and not an attractive one like Payton
>vicky and emma think playing victim is funny and a good strat
these bitches should not be allowed to talk to each other anymore
>>218706147>Woman gets attacked>She is scaredFound the mudslime
>twins make ab seethe
mfw a MAN slams FULL FORCE into me (a WOMAN)
I just found out that Landon is 22, holy fuck I can't wait for that retarded nontent amerimutt imbecile to leave this house. He needs to go out as soon as possible.
>>218706174very annoying when vicky pretty much poisoned them to use such tactics as>UHG IM A WOMAN!thats one woman i think needs to be slapped. she hardly constitutes as a woman with the way she carries herself
>>218706165Pretending to have a man's face?
>>218706169landon - jannytwins - assist jannyjd- day marketvick - late market emma- bot assist(put her in all storylines)head - jakuzzi streamanisa - jakuzzi stream
>>218706117threatened by her thinner replacement.
When's boxing
>>218706205TRVKE
>>218706199they've always been better and he's not even fully invested this season without sam
>>218706115buy land
>ignores her job to go complain about bashir for another 2 hoursJust keep this nontent whore in the market for christ (is king)'s sake
Twins' mom crochet mogs Tayleigh
Vicky and Emma are intolerable.
>>218706215Why? They are making content. They are better heels than bashit.
>>218705672one of those roses is from me :)
>>218706170You’re just blatantly ignoring Letty because you’re a faggot. This is nothing new to season 2.
>>218706227thanks
detective head
>>218706163She couldn't guve a fuck less about the 11month old. What kind of mother ups and abandon their kid for Fishtank? BAD MOM.
These bitches are still crying about last night. Bashir mogged these hoes.
they should put abi on the show :3
>>218706241Everyone is saying this
>>218706195i will never forgive paypigs for voting him off in that one poll. the wiggers were going to keep him, but reversed their decision.
>>218706219rare AB W, newfags are falling for the josie bait all over again
Have you ever drank a concoction of kratom, poop, musterd and then..... read the quartan?
>>218705858>I can fix heri really can't see how that's possible
>>218706219No shit
>>218706174what do you mean? it was bashirs plan
>>218706170what else
the robojeet is Sam using an AI filter
>>218706219AB should compete on Fishtank if she's so knowledgeable about itOh wait she never will because she's fat and ugly and doesn't want anyone to know she's fat and ugly LMAOOOO
>>218705882Yeah, there needs to be more 1488 references and they need to say the hecking nigerino word more.
>>218706115u are obsessed with landon u weird pedo
Emma Tay gimmick cant get over she dont have no charisma
>>218706240I love it, it makes people seethe. They are playing great heels. Actually making drama for the show.
>>218706160Its more that the jeeta wont validate her actions
>>218706219Why do the wiggers hand over the edits to this schizo retard? We're 2 seasons behind in episodes and they're not even polished. It's super basic edit jobs that anyone could do
>>218706219
>>218706254bashir and emma just had a talk and he tried to apologize and now she is recapping it with the vickler
>>218706029TJ is Fishtank retard
put a tay on
>>218706134they implied only this first elimination would involve STOX/fish voting
>>218706255they can't she's AI now I think
>>218706254And he never once touched their persinal belongings. He should be the 1 complaining about them taking it too far.We need brotank already
>>218706255keep that disgusting OF whore away
>Eliminates himself
>>218706219makes sense, she hates nontent coasters
>create content>get eliminated by nontent
did i miss anything today, just got here
>>218706219the complaint is fair but it should be levied towards bashir.
>>218706283emma has been bitching all morning about it to the jeet bot
the 2 frog looking bish need more bullying
Final 3
>>218706254Post hands
>>218706282they should get this guy to host
>>218706299Yeah
>>218706134I only thing I don't get about S3 is why didn't they vote out simbal?
>>218706284the lack of a comma works just fine here
HOLY FUCK ENOUGH ABOUT THE PLANTS
woman moment
>>218706254He didnt, he apologized. Now the girls are the antagonizers. Hopefully they do better than bashir.
>>218706308stop
what has landon actually done besides clean and be a autistic person
>>218706298Every season
I've never seen anybody as delusional as vicky it's actually insane
As much as he was a smarmy jew, bezo leaving fucked all of this. He'd stand up to these bitches
>>218706281works for pennies, always says yes
>>218706306We wish, but it'll never happen.
>>218706273yeah
>>218706219ab too stupid to realize bashir is just saying this to stay in the twins good graces
>we played the game hard last nightbeing drunk and high on kratom and pouring milk is not playing the game
TJ the fishtank retard
>>218706327yeah
LONGHOUSE>LONGHOUSELONGHOUSE>LONGHOUSELONGHOUSE>LONGHOUSE
Can't you incel faggots fuck off?
>>218706218>Man grabs plant>Woman grabs plant and screams she's being attacked>Woman now afraid of man who grabbed a plant and should get paid even though she's not doing her jobOk sure bud
>>218706115quirky chungus fish are a detriment to the show. even ESL Shinji saying OBAMNA into the camera had more charisma than this faggot
>>218706219Twins aren’t Josie, that’s Landon. Twins are Burt
didn't this bitch shake his hand?
james drake literally does nothing>sits in the dining room staring at the meme screen>sits in dorm mopping on the beds>hangs out at the bar>cries in the closet
>>218706317thanks
production should just destroy the last plant and rig the game
>>218705778correct ranking with season 5 likely tying with S2
>>218706327Tell you what he hasn't doneATE A FUCKING STRAWBERRY AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>218706298just like big brother
>>218706219she is rightautistic neet women do not deserve to be on a pedestal
>>218706306
>>218706298NoBashir made content having NO ALLIES he is a tard. How do you go hard like that and have no team or ally to back you up. Emma knew this and has vicky. Bashir got outplayed, that simple.
>>218706341Can men not compete with women or something
>>218706328shut up sloan
>>218706352His job is to do nothing today.
I'm so fvcking high on kratom right now I'm seeing purple elephants
>>218706327uhhhhh be picky eater
>I'll save season 5
>>218706338if a man did the same thing you would be based basedfacing
>>218706306Actual best final 2. 2 strong competitors and retards for idiots to watch on the sidelines
who will he mog next?
>>218706254Emma just called him Brassiere
>>218706361Bongo isn’t a NEET
>>218706352>literally does nothingyou literally just named 4 things
>>218706298every time
>>218706361they do
Can't you simp faggots fuck off?
>>218706367he does nothing every day
>>218705790They cant write a bit to save their lives.Neither can sam but at least charls can
>>218706300it is. he is the one taking a dive
>>218706272exactly this. fat ugly bitch
>>218706352Leave him alone bro he's depressed rn
>>218706352We have to pretend to love normie nontent queers for some reason
ill miss the show tonight, im having my weekly masturbating session that lasts about 8 hours
>>218706374if it was freddy i probably would be bc he has energyvicky is low energy sludge
Head can really grow in to a good addition here
Footage of Bashir's VIOLENT and possibly DEADLY assault on Vicky. Jet allows this?
>>218706364>Emma and Vickynontentrig it up, Jet.
>>218706373Gob's speed queen
>>218706352James Drake is having a hard time right now and we need to be there for him
>>218706219an ugly woman with hate in her heart doesnt like something nice? thats crazy man no way
When does my favorite internet lolcow Jet Neptune show up in the tank?
>>218706306Can the WIGGERS pull this off?
>>218706352Drake = ClaireAnyssa =Haley final arc material
>>218706384>you have to ree at the women of the show pushing drama and making content and the things i have been posting about all morning No, they are playing the game.
>>218706357lmfao
>>218706384whenever u see the word incel in here its usually claire or benleaks
>>218706352>even the audience falls for his depressed actBest actor
why does JD keep saying he fucked up? how cucked is he
>bring back voting based eliminations after S3 proved they don't work>contestants not afraid to cause conflict and thus make content are at risk of being the first to go, again>they have to meekly apologize and be nonabrasive, againjet neptune is consistently the worst part of fishtank
wtf nisa went into the jacuzzi room and then disappeared
>>218706306if only
>>218706352his job is to be depressed
>>218706384can't you subhuman faggots that self insert as people like Jimmy and Daniel and Landon kill yourselves already
somebody needs to destroy the lock on the jungle room door
>>218706347Ok Incel.
>>218706306the best case scenario
>>218706433She's in the jungle now.
Twins will have immunity to the end. They’ll never stop having top stox unless one of them says they once fucked a black guy.
>>218706412No Your little self insert was an idiot and had no game plan but jihad it up. just like in the real world he will have no allies to help back him up and he will be voted off.
>>218706411>From sleeping to a running tackle in secondsBashir a beast
>>218706432>the heel immediately gets eliminatedAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HELLHOUSE!
>>218706352his job is to be depressed today
>>218706411He sleeps with one eye open
>>218706432>bring back voting based eliminations after S3 proved they don't workthe candy challenge in season 4 was a defacto voting senario.
>there will never be a season as fucked up as season 2 again where the cops weren't on their ass the whole time yet and the house is completely fucked and destroyed
Can Sam save this trainwreck?
you now remember this react simply classic
>>218706411he tried to fucking kill her...
>Forgets to get allies before turning everyone against himDumbass
>>218706394You’re right. For some reason I saw ‘Josie-type’ as an inherently insulting term and completely focused on that.
>>218706378STOP acting like Cole!!
>>218706446did she teleport up there wtf
>>218705833Biggest narcissist I've ever seen
>>218706148KUH KUH KUH KRATOM MOGGED
FUCK, death stranding 2 is done installingyall better keep watching for me
>>218706432I get that the idea is prevent people going too crazy, but it's crazy house. Just let the audience vote off the least popular fish every fucking 5 days.
I hate da gobwin.
If Bashir gets eliminated first, this season is going downhill bigly
>>218706432Am I going schizo? Who said anything about voting? Am I missing something
>>218706450>creates content>"NOOO IT HAS TO BE FRIENDTANK! ELIMINATE HIM!"fuck off simp
>>218706482Scott Sullivan MMA?
>>218706432>Bashir goes on a holy crusade and destroys every plant>Cut to jet sitting dumbfounded in the basement>"Why did he do that... That was crazy..."Jet doesn't understand his own show
>>218706455again, he chose to play the heel all by himself. He needed to manipulate more people to side with him. Many have done this strat on the show before, he just didnt or he couldn't. It will cost him. Every other reality tv show etc is like this.
>>218706488he will, every season is like this
>>218706463I still don't understand how they got away with it, I suppose the season sucking and having an absolutely dead viewership in the 2nd half helped a lot
>>218706468bashir is dumb and josie-type is an insult. they are not mutually exclusive
>>218706465…
Today's altercation between Emma and Bashir is a great lesson in just how neurotic women are
>>218706493Couldn't be. He's on his way to the tank.
>tts: how many black guys have you all slept with?>emma, vicky, anissa: *no response*
All MDE whores are coalburners
long house never fails to form. None of the bitches will win.
>>218706486the gobwin girl can get it
>>218706490Top stox was going to pick who goes, then the plan changed to top stox gets immunity because they lost two fish, after this it goes back to normal eliminations. People are just finding shit to seethe at.
>>218706492You lack reading comprehension. I said that he was a heel yes but he was a stupid heel and for that he should be eliminated. He was just like bezo.
>>218706272and that snozz? sheesh.
Kratom and Lies
the silence after that TTS was fucking brutal
Emmy and Anissa have had quite a few Big Black Cocks plow them
>>218706503Wiggers are such dumb retards lol
>>218706514too many to count
"how many black guys have you slept with"the silence is deafening
>>218706510It's amazing watching him honestly try and de-escalate to her face and she just runs back upstairs to bitch and whine about him and insist he must be lying because the alternative would be admitting some level of personal fault, which is impossible for a retarded woman.
da gobwin spent $100k on da fishtank video game dat got delisted
Does Bashir actually think that Japanese construction workers wear those
>>218706468ab has josie-tsd
>>218706521>Change the rules 400 times a day to rig it>Why are people so mad??
>>218706520ZAMN
>>218706465>has hours long mental breakdown over having to sleep in the same bed as other people because her bf told her not to>does it anyway and sleeps between the two guys in the house that want to fuck her even though she could have slept anywhere else in the roomwhat the fuck was this tight little idiot thinking?
>>218706516if Sam were here he would kick that fucking door down and ask them how the Longhouse was going
you complain about "the longhouse" yet do not acknowledge bashir is the one who created that longhouse while trying to salvage his reputation in the house
>>218706535I heard a faint 5
>>218706449No guarantee immunity is always determined by stoics, in fact I think Jet mentioned it wouldn't. Either way, they have plot armour. But every season more or less the more popular guests with viewers naturally made it deep or they crashed out into the sun. Bashir is in a predicament.
>>218706486
im not bothered by ab because i dont recognize her as a human entity
>>218706499>he needed to be nontentDo you even hear yourself?
>>218706548>Changing it once is changing it 400 timesThanks for proving my point.
A contestant eliminating another contestant is the stupidest idea for a show like this. Completely fucking retarded when they can just remove the content.
>>218706536Lessons from bashirs run on the show always have an ally, never apologize
Bongo has definitely fucked black guysBingo is a virgin
>>218706515Bingo and Bongo aren't
>>218706253prostitution during college has its consequences like losing any capacity to bond with your own flesh and blood
>>218706554wrongwomen naturally do thisit happens literally all the timethe only way to stop it is to fuck one of them
>>218706558Jet be like: why do the neighbors hate us?
>>218706554>be nontent or the whores are allowed to ruin the show for everyoneretard
>>218706569contestants fighting eachother means nothing when there isn't an elimination looming over their heads
>>218706555Me too. It was Emma's voice.
>>218706551>hated angie bc she was a pick me bitch>hate emma vicky bc they are longhouse cuntswhy cant women be likable?
>>218706465based cuckold
WHAT IS IT????
>>218706554The women were literally all in the market conspiring together when he first struck
>>218706549i'll be honesti became a binx simp when she showed up in the pond and they put a collar on this rabid hoe
>>218706261Easy. Fuck my values, habits and beliefs into her.
Emma got creampied by many Big Black Cocks
>>218706495jet cuts are the worst thing to happen this season
>>218706357
>>218706587them breaking and walking out is the elimination ..given the history this is not uncommon
>"IF YOU PLAY THE CHALLENGE AS INTENDED, YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED"thanks Jet
>>218706568WRONG they changed the rules multiple times, even bam was getting mad at them for adding shit in at the last second.You may now apologize and concede. I'll wait.
>>218706465>could've slept with the other girls>sleeps in the middle of 2 grown men
>>218706587So you want everyone to be friends all the time? ONE person having all the power makes zero sense.
>>218706582No one wants him to be nontent. He went jihad and had no team. He should have had landon and James or something but he went alone. If he gets voted off for not creating a safety net that is his fault.
>>218706587True, but this is the stupid wigger show.Just bring back elimination chocolate. Would anyone be upset if fucking JD winds up going home instead of a guy trying to make content?
>___ is CONTENTdisregardedyou need to wait for the new ip2 project
>>218706411The moment he gripped the bottle its contents were transmuted into acid
>>218706587production told me to squirt chocolate sauce on your bed
found one of emma's ex bfs
love and life
*locks door*
>>218706619>Would anyone be upset if fucking JD winds up going homerather the fucking dominatrix woman who does EVEN LESS THAN JD
>>218706613For this upcoming elimination? I guess I missed something, what was all the changes?
>>218706621>the new ip2 projectguy who doesnt know what ip2 is
>>218706551I don't like Angie but I'll give her this, she 100% knew what she was doing and did it for the content. She was not as oblivious and retarded as she seemed all of the time. Just most of the time.
Unc wildin
question: why is james drake the only fish with 2 names??
>>218706612The intended way to play according to jet was everyone just sits there paranoid for 4 days and do nothing
>>218706432They need to have the bottom half of the contestants in terms of stox duke it out during elimination challenges to keep the show entertaining. Voting based eliminations, as shown in S3, are inherently anti-content, and the most entertaining/shitstirring fish are always going to be the first to go. If voting existed in S1 and it was up to the fish to decide who to get rid of, Letty would've been gone in the first week or two.I hate Vicky and Bashir but they should not be in danger of leaving anytime soon. Kick fucking JD, Emma, or Anissa. They're all useless.
STOP MAKING MESSESBINGO AND BONGO HAVE TO CLEAN
>>218706640idgaf you know what i mean
That Bingbongussy gotta nigga feelin’ bricked up ykwis
>>218706603there has never been a happy relationship with a bpd bro. at best, shes a fuckbuddy.
>>218705560Just tuned inWhat’s happening?
>>218706327he ranted about ghost politics and the IC for like 4 hours. CLEARLY BEGGING for his attention with reverse psychology.Sad really.
>>218706639>I'm a retard and don't know what I'm talking aboutFigured as much. Concession accepted.
>>218706619Exactly right, its a show for entertainment. Remove faggot JD and nobody would give a shit, i hope they do a retarded twist and remove him instead.
>>218706638Sure, I'm fine with either.
>>218706630>burt paid 100s if not 1000s of dollars worth of fishbucks just so he could roleplay as a prisoner for 2 hours and get close to Prisoner 3Forgot about that
>>218706657I'm going to assume you don't either.
>go to random room>antara all alone trying to find peoplealways makes me lol
Jet is such a fucking retard, consistently ruins his own show by coddling the womenbashir should just use the remaining time to completely terroriz vicky and emma, like full on psycho
>>218706638anissa cooks nummy food, jd does actually nothing
Vicky is going to give Bingo and Bongo kratom!
She kissed me and it tasted like kratom
abi/ninacord stop pretending to be meseriously get a job or go outside or something
>>218706644bashir has two namesJD has two namestwins have 2 names
>>218706644wannabe actor, duh
>>218706665Its emmas job to be with the robot. If it breaks its on her
>>218706654Shes not bpd. Just addicted to Kratom. Easy fix. Proximity to me and my penis
they need a man only season maybe? would never happen but women always cuck the physical confrontations. would be interesting
>>218706663it was $10k USD iircbest fishtank moment ever imo
i miss claire, claudia, the maid and juliana
do you think bingo and bongo are grippy or loose?
>>218706665Emma needs a fucking fine for abandoning this job today, it's the only one that actively makes someone else's day worse.
>>218706658This would be the best choice. JD and anisaa dont add any value at all. No drama, no tts spam.
>>218706644alex bernardthomas jamesjust chinese
>>218706669every season, he is just a sad incel simp
IM IN LOVE WITH THE KRA TOM
>okay guys so like u need to protect your plant until Sunday>why did you destroy every plant in the first night Bashir you're eliminated
>>218706690I remember the bewilderment on Jet and Sam's face as he is proposing it
>>218706587Just do like season 1, when the eliminations were 100% riggable and subjective like the week of retard acting. Make it a long event where they can sabotage each other but in the end be able to just make up who you want eliminated behind the scenes.
>>218706665wasn't this emma's job. wtf has she been doing?
>>218706649no you KF newfags see onlyusemeblade and think everything IP2 is Cx
>oh whoops sorry Emma, that was the self-elimination gunwould you be upset?
>>218706656No shit, Ghost has been threatening to sue him to get 25% if he actually wins.He has good reason to mention those psychos.
>>218706692Bongo is looseBingo is tight
I dont know if this was the intent but this show is giving me a positive view of muslims
emma has a strange shaped mouthi bet she sucks a mean dick
>>218706655
STOX immunity is fucking retarded because its just paypigs forcing their freak along without them doing anything interesting
>vicky nodded yes when the tts talked about her fucking niggers and jews
>>218706726They aren't all eccentric white guys
>>218706708>Destroy everyone's plant at the start even people you're allied with>wtf why are you voting me out
>Dear Ben and Jet>I am writing this letter to inform you>that if you allow Sultan Bashir>to be eliminated by the fake Christians,>I will continue to watch and will not>cancel my season pass.>I will however be upset.>Your pal,>A Viewer
>>218706737black dick only
>>218706689men only would be absolute kino
>>218706710Sam's face when Burt without hesitation immediately pays the price was the best part>"you know you can't actually rape him right?"fuck I need a clip of that
>>218706747It would cooler if they were
its time for pizza and a beer
>Sorry JD you have the elimination name. You have to leave.Would anyone actually be upset at this?
>>218706690>>218706663burt was something else
>>218706726You havent met enough. Real life is not like this show.
Twins need to be eliminated before Icky Vicky further corrupts them and gets them addicted to kratom.
>>218705612lmao is that a fucking Skrewdriver shirt?
Anisa's head shape is truly something. She looks Aztec or some shit
>>218706726 Most muslims aren't White calm men
Anisa wants to leave now too HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NICE CAST JET GREAT JOB MAKE SURE TO KICK BASHIR SO WE CAN GET EVEN MORE WALKOFFS POST ELIMINATION
>>218706744It's just for the first one
>>218706744it's a money maker
>>218706599satanic artefact
>>218706306That's 4
The same thing happens on every reality show. The women always become bitches and sit in the same room plotting to kick all the men out. Every fucking time.Except this time they have the two twins who are too autistic and in their own world to join them. Now it's 3 catty women plotting without having anything to give them power. Just 3 bitches self destructing isolating themselves from the rest of the cast.All the guys are closer to the twins, which is all that matters at this point.
>>218706690He didn't trust them fishbux were real
>>218706761she loves her 'za
>>218706775>Anisa wants to leavewhat does she even do?
>>218706776I fucking hope so because it would make absolutely zero sense to keep doing it
>>218706689man only season and fines for laughing
twins showered today, they got very horny when james flirted with them and when the stripers came. i bet their panties were soaked
Im with Vance, when the twins arent together its fucked up
>>218706775That literally would have no impact on the current vibe of the show. All she does is cook.
>>218706775Damn you are watching the nontent complain room rn?
>>218706784I think being able to act out his fantasy was just that valuable to him
>>218706761anissa tummy
we need a Tayleigh type fish
not starting with 16 fish was jets fatal mistake
Anissa saying she wants to go home
SHIT IN THE SHOE ALREADY
>>218706783The signs have always been there. Since day 1.
no one would notice if anisa left
>>218706783Yeah, women have an intense feeling of sisterhood according to science. That pull is supposedly stronger than what men feel.
>>218706783BALLSMASHERS WON
Since fishbucks are gone and there's just the store, how are the fish who get eliminated getting paid? Are they just not getting paid this season?
>>21870680616 fish8 girlsgoonable nontent simpables
https://poal.me/coll9ohttps://poal.me/coll9ohttps://poal.me/coll9o
>emma and vicky STILL talking about bashiris this how easy it is to get into a woman's head?
>>218706516they're doing things we've seen before which is predictable and makes them boring to watch. direnc totally raised the bar for good female contestants, the weird dynamic she had with freddy blows anything these lame ass bitches will do this season
>>218706726Retard
>>218706795Bingo is asexual
Wait they're still crying over the plants getting raped?
>>218705672Looks like ed here
>3 fish gone and we're not even a week inEpic casting jet
>>218706818then why are they all so catty and mean to each other behind their backs?
>ohhh shit, wait, let me see that...>ohhhh... yeah. sorry JD, but that was the elimination whiskey>yeah, you gotta pack up and go, sorry
>>218705560Is she really leaving or is just bullshit?I can’t watch the stream right now
>>218706726spend a week in a european capital. you will hate them more than you knew it was possible to hate anything.
>>218706825trvthnvke
>>218706823They will be talking about this for YEARS to come. If one of them gets voted off over this, DECADES.
>>218706783Bongo is easily swayed by Vicky and Emma since this is the first time she’s ever felt like she has female friends.
>>218706726Well Islam is the chud religion
>Emma will mercy kill James Drake because she thinks he wants to leave
>>218706823That's all women do when they're alone in a room together, bitch and gossip
2 walks off? its fine we can handle with 3 fish less. 4 fish gone is still a good number in the first couple of days.
PRAYING TIME
>>218706820day rate
I need an honest opinion, is S5 worth it? How does it compare to the previous ones?
Is tts off or is just nobody sending them?
>>218706820same as last season? in the contract they get paid based on how many day they are thereat least thats what the contestants revealed in S3
>>218706818I think it's moreso that they're insecure about their ability to out compete men 1-on-1 and need to team up to do itthen once all the men are gone THEN they viciously turn on each other
I will make Bingo cream
>>218706587>content means nothingdumb shit retard
okay complaining without any impetus of using it to manipulate the house is boring. I wish fishtank was scripted
>>218706783The show is missing an aggressive cunt like Direnc who won't hide in a room and isn't afraid of physical conflict
>shortened season so no replacements
>>218706859Best season since S2
>>218706859better than S4 so far
>>218706850I don't think she gives a single fuck about having female friends. Bongo is a coomer and her only friend is her sister. All she does is try to talk to guys and get laid.
it's advantageous to cast 3 people who walk off in less than a week of your show starting
james surveilling the harpy den
>>218706859"worth it"? worth what?
how do you prevent the longhouse?
>>218706664You lost, quit crying already.
how to fix the show in one simple stepsemi pause aka continue the vibe repair crapfly over 10 people to become fish the next dayreset
>>218706852I knew this would happen
she better do the fucking jacuzzi stream
>>218706873Bring her back as a freeloader
>>218706836only 2 have left
>>218706873Not sure why they didnt just bring back Direnc since the s4 contestants were offered spots in S5
james drake eavesdropping on the women
>>218706837My assumption is jealousy. Especially if they perceive themselves to be uglier than the other women. But honestly, I don't know.
>>218706634Becomes a Tayleigh hermit on day 2
what is he plotting
What's his fucking problem? Honestly. Have drugs done permanent damage to his brain? Is he consumed by low tier pussy? Why is he like this.
>>218706864You can't turn a person into cream
Can we do the candy challenge again? It works wonders every season making the fish go ballistic against each other
>>218706873she literally hid in a closet and cried though
>>218706726You wouldn't be saying that if he was brown, like most muslims are. Because he'd be acting like a monkey, like all brown people.
are twins virgins?
Jd just stole something put it in his right pocketJd just stole something put it in his right pocketJd just stole something put it in his right pocketas of 12:59pm
My best friend James Drake is gonna win Fishtank Season 5
>>218706866for example, the only good part of S4 was the candy challenge. every other conflict or argument beyond that was forced and complete nothing in the grand scheme
Twins both have really cute laughs.
>>218706726Islam is awful. You have to be extremely mentally constipated to pray like that. Every other boy he grew up with had the first name 'Mohammed' to give esteem to someone they admit is just another person. It is horrifying that there are humans walking around who think they can 'do' anything to 'make' God happy and appease Him
>>218706900He's thinking about killing himself again
>>218706885I don't even know what a longhouse is
Drake sitting on the stairs like he's ready to walk down to the basement is cracking me up.
>>218706859>is S5 worth it?paying money? no.
>>218706014Why didn't they ever let the viewers control a PTZ cam? They suck and won't dev the UI for it
the show lacks a lot of danger. they need to cast like 10 more people as back up so they aren't afraid of just kicking people offotherwise they are just going to think they can get away with beign boring or doing stupid lame shit like kratom mogs
>>218706873Direnc was burning out by the time the season got cancelled. She was spending hours alone in her room by the end of it
Listening to the 3 cunts yapping is exhausting. All they do is complain and talk big game about how they are going to get people out while everyone else has moved on.
>>218706882Who's leaving?
>>218706878But S3 was better than S2.
>>218706837there's always politics within an in-group, anon.
this is what the twins are likehttps://xhamster.com/videos/outside-comb-mast-2262757
>>218705560>be bashid>make a pack to have the twins win and choose who gets eliminated by destroying all plants except theirs if plants start getting messed with>plants start getting messed with>suicide bomb own plant and attack every other plant in the house>destory the twins plant despite your plan being to have them win>???>entire house now hates you>if anyone but you wins the challenge it all but garuntees you're going home>>buh buh atleast I made le contentHe really didn't think any of this through, did he?
>>218706828Not for long
>jd and drake still warm for everyoneI know how to pick em
I can't find fucking anybody today, I think the twins made me retarded
>>218706895Obviously trolling
Why is jet always so quick to kick people out in the 1st week?
>>218706905yea she did that multiple timesshe would also bitch and complain nonstop over the smallest of things
>>218706914Both were molested and raped by their father.
>>218706921this really. matriarchy where they control the house out of men being accused of mysoginy or rape or something
>>218706885tell the girls that the audience is all guys so they realistically cannot win through a fully female alliance
>>218706936yeah it fucking blows
>>218706917You have mental illness and only watched season 4.
>>218706825Those two being wasted on the shitshow that was S4 is such a tragedy
>>218706879S4 doesn't exist.
>>218706914depends on the pair of twins
>>218706900Neptunian cinema moment
RP camping arcthe fish go on a journeyduring the journey they discover new fishthen the show continues with more fish and the season is saved
>>218706783fishtank was interesting bc it was supposed to not really be that. now its just like any other reality show
>>218706687>Shes not bpdhave you seen her lore? she's fucking insane, dude
>>218706719ok cx then happy? i don’t know wtf kf is either but i know my op still applies
>>218706932They should always cast 12+ people even though they only want 8. You have to assume people will ragequit for no reason and if there's too many by the end of the first week you just send 2 people home at once.>B-but flights cost...They make back the cost of travel in a couple days of TTS spam
>>218706948It really was a retarded plan
He must be protected for the sake of the show. It's that simple.
>>218706953the jd hate is vastly overblown methinks
>>218706953JD never had any fans in the first place, makes sense 0 would be cooling down
It's crazy how much time women spend processing stuff and repeating the same shit over and over
guys i havent seen any wiggers all morning except for 1 guy buying snacks. they must be planning something really big for today... right??
>if you pay me $18 you can take whatever you wantJD is vibenuking the market economy
male vs female dynamics is dumb.honestly elimination challenges should be 2 for 1s. make a team consisting of 1 boy and 1 girl team have them share a life for eliminations.
You not remember they were supposed to get fruit in the jungle room every morning.
>>218706873very true, direnc was based>NOOOOOOOO STOP STOP STOP YOU CAN'T JUST ATTACK A LITTLE GIRL WITH A DUMBBELL!!!cry about it
Real ones are watching market and twins clean instead of Emma and Vicki constantly whining
What would happen if head just paid JD to leave and took everything in the store? Sure, they'll charge him 1000 bucks, but who cares if you're store banned when you own everything in the store?
>some dude i used to fuck 50 bodies
>>218705769Ear. Out.
>>218706878 season 3 was already better
>>218706971I'm just thinking of a recent example. the whole production told me from S1 and S2 was so played out and gay
>>218706921
I would rape Bingo until she likes it. I'd force her into making love. Only way to break through her past trauma. I'd lock Bongo in the other room, forcing her to hear it all while stimming out.
Jd just stole something put it in his right pocketJd just stole something put it in his right pocketas of 12:59
>>218707004It isn't even a team challenge, they all just turned it into one for no fucking reason, James Drake and Anisa bitched about how gay this shit is
>>218707008truuuwhats up with that?
>>218706878Yup. S2 > S5 > S1 > S4 > S3
>>218706988all according to keikaku
>>218706993they are neurotic retards that dont have the iq to figure it out
I don’t like that I have to give money to Jet Neptune to increase my chances of having sex with Bongo. The money I give to Bongo after she leaves the show is what should matter.
Did they give up on the prayer music?
>>218707027based but you used an anime picture so cringe
>>218707015direnc would whine and complain like that if anyone did or said anything even slightly against hershe could dish it but she couldnt take it
>>218707008ear
>>218706975 Don't say that
male and female should have separate prize pools. male and female only compete against one another. every challenge is a forced duo challenge
>>218706859it's the best season they've ever done, blows season 3 out of the water
>>218706936Its the same with bashir its like these fish are all skipping steps in their manipulation game. Bashir should be getting the men on his side and against the women, the women should be conspiring but importantly none of them have any ties to the men (so no backroom talks wanting one of the guys to flip) so its just women complaining for the sake of it. There is just no real drama, its just slop.
>>218707035It has to be a team challenge because how else would you defend a plant 24/7?
I missed this ad!
>>218705833I fucking loved watching her refuse any sort of responsibility over her melty on day oneVicky is a good fish
has anyone drawn a floorplan of the house yet?
Was out running errands. Did anything happen today?
>>218707059Just hide it
>>218706873HOLY Season 4 contestants got FUCKED by the season ending early
It's a gay show
>>218707027>average landon hater
but you cant say troon because jet is actually gay and low iq crackbaby
>>218707003Nah it's just the inevitable result of someone with common sense finally looking at the half assed rules production made and realizing how to easily game it. I'm impressed it took 4 days.
>>218707035thats why you force them to pair with one person of the opposite sex
>>218706890>anissa feetnow we're talkingi must have Vicky's feet though
>>218707040Switch 4 and 1
>>218707063>censoredembarrassing
>>218706975cope
>>218707071Bashir raped.
>>218707018court trial where they seize it all
>>218706948I have a feeling this season will follow this trend of fish not thinking things out.
>>218707086
>>218705769I had the same thought in the shower. Maybe 1 vs 1 elimination challenge. With one picked by the bullet holder.
who /feeling nicey/ right now
BAMS WIFE
>>218707040Too early for this yet but it has potential to legitimately be the best season ever we're onlt five days in
>>218706994we're doing our fifth day of vibe repair. fuck yourself *heart*
Drake is having a hell of a day, thousand yard stare.
>>218706948>He really didn't think any of this through, did he?He IS a muslim, that's how they "think"
how pathetic do you have to be to send tts to the jungle room rn
>>218707004It becomes a male vs female whenever at least 40% of the cast is female. The women always without a single exception will all form a team. The guys never form a team and 1 or 2 of the guys ends up flaking off and helping the girls. This turns it into a female team majority with the help of a guy or two. This leads to one of the guys getting kicked. Now women are the majority. Now the men can't compete at all, they just get kicked and every challenge it's 1 guy vs 5 women.You have to get women out immediately. It should never be more than 30% of the cast.
>>218706988>THIS MOTHERFUCKER DESTORYED ALL THE FUCKIN PLANTS NOW THEY REALLY DON'T GOT NO FRESH AIR AABAHAHABABABABBAB
Bams wife is kinda hot.
Bam's wife looking a little chubby today.
someone with an account spam the wiggers that JD stole a vape cartridge at 12:59
Damn, Bam fucks that?
>>218707082there's literally no point in even attempting to steal because production will always catch you and will always fine you 2.5x (why the .5?)
lmao why wont bashir hug her??
>bam's wife tries to hug bashir>he rejects herkek
>>218707098this chick must look insane naked
>bashir refused to hug bam's wife BAHAHAHAHA
Anissa is worried that some random guy she fucked will see her on this show ans think she's a loser. Still zero mention of missing and caring about her 11 month old.
>>218707086>vicky feetshant be getting those from me
>>218707122No we love jd
great another woman for the longhouse
>>218707119He's famous, getting a trophy wife is easy.
>>218707122@jet @jet@jet
>>218707114Production can step in and make intergender teams or tell the boys they have to team up
mustard on wife head or nontent
>>218707106Wiggers tend to run out of the good stuff at the start and have the remaining 50% of the season be literally nothing
Bams wife is cute
>>218707106>>218707040>S5>>>>>>>>>>S3>S4>S1>S2>BGnothing else comes close. this is by far the most action-packed and intense and dramatic season ever. high concept and the best cast too
wheres missy
Ban’s wife mogging the female fish
Twin Update: They're Happy. They like cleaning
whos the hot ass girl?
>>218707106I never seen anything more wrong in my life.
>>218707114if you forced the females and males to team up one with one the dynamic would change. if you eliminated one man and one woman every elimination it wouldnt be that way.
>>218707128Muslim thing
>Men are guaranteed to get buckbroken if there's too many women in a houseBro I thought we're supposed to be the better sex
>>218707133jesus fucking christ.
>>218707134W mirror
>>218707151Retard opinion. Trash
the season is SAVED thank you BAM
>>218707162Vicky
whos the tranny?
This is even worse than S4 so far, didn't think it was possible
>>218707162Bam’s wife Sam could NEVER
>>218707154she left him after the Vile Valo cock sucking incident
>>218706990It's really not. Every time he opens his mouth he's insufferable. He's like reddit incarnate. Bashid is also insufferable and has a retarded personality, but atleast he does funny things. He's driving the chaos content in the house at the moment. If JD had joined the jihad like he promised, opinions of him would have increased
>>218707133Wish TTS would spam her about being a bad mom.
>>218707119she WAS hot. shes hagmaxxing now
>>218707154my first thought. bams real wife. Yeah I watched unholy union. I member
>>218707151How the fuck are you rating S4 so highly?
>>218707127Ah but if the store worker doesn't report you, they just lose all pay for the day. So by the flat rules, if you give the worker their pay and take whatever you want you both profit. Now yeah production would throw a shit for and come up and change the rules but shit testing production is its own kind of W anyway.
What if my self insert TJ fucked Bams wife that would be kinda cool
>>218707133not true she mentioned her kid yesterday, watch the show retard
QnAnon tried to warn us about the Longhouse
>>218707170we have removed the ability to slap women in 2026 and it doubles on a tv show
>>218707188Sam has to pretend he didnt knock up an asian woman cause his fanbase of stormfags would call him a race traitor
Anissa is useless just kick her out now
make danielle a freeloader
the arches on bams wife feet are insane
>>218707078theyre still using that ad? thats fucking awesome lmao
>>218707162read this in bam’s voice
ermm... baker?
>>218707170men are weighed down by retarded men
bam's having the time of his life
Bake a new thread or I'm going to make a bad one on purpose.
>>218707234Baking rnNo one else bake I'm gonna bakeDO NOT CREATE A THREAD I AM DOING IT
>>218707122He said he is paying for it out of his paycheck
HOTTER WOMEN ARRIVEDTHE LONGHOUSE HAS BEEN BROKEN
why the fuck is bam here? why the fuck is his wife here?
baking a betty bread
>is anyone named marky here?
baker jerking off to bam’s wife
Season so boring all the bakerys went out of business
>>218707245Ok ill do it
hold on i gotta preheat the oven
>>218707245Fuck you faggot I was first.Baking now, don't double us up
bashir picked JD, landon, emma for their stox to increase by tonight
is emma hiding from bams wife wtf
I'm in a meeting, but this is bam's wife right?
There's been quite a few (maybe 3 or 4) TTS about marky, I guess Sam is really out kek
>>218707259that was awesome
>the baker meme again
>bam's wife was a cart girlRed flag red flag red flag
What happened to operation shit shoe?
emma keeping her ugly pimple face with nigger genetics far away from a superior pristine white italian diva
>>218707098we need more of her feet they look good
lol@ Blatant protection message hating on bamtank
baking a vicky bake :>
early baker chad justified
>>218707259lmfao
GUYS IM BAKING JUST 2 MINS MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN WITH CAPS LOCK STUCK ON SO I CAN HAVE TO COPY AND PASTE A LOT OF LETTERS
unctank
last thread
So we're just gonna die huh
>>218707287I called him a faggot last night but honestly I would take someone making a new thread at 100 images over 3 retards all making a thread at the same time
bak ing
>>218707280Aborted
finally some content
Baker?
gee how many threads are we going to split into this time
Baking now hold steady
let it die
don't bake, i'm doing it
>timeoutfor fuck sakes
>>218706599Native American Police BadgeUnironically, Watch the dinner and a show fit check segment You also get to see Jet saying >ITS GIVING DEMURE I wish I was fucking joking
>>218707004There should never be elimination challenges. The entire show should work off of points the fish earn for winning challenges, completing secret missions, creating content on their own, etc. After the first 7 or 10 days, the bottom 3 or 4 fish in terms of points should all be cut at once. This gets rid of every dud and keeps every solid fish in the running. When there are 7 days left, the top 2 or 3 fish are selected for the final gauntlet of challenges. The rest that didn't make the cut are given the choice to go home, or stay on as freeloaders so they can act as npcs for the event or perhaps as teammates for finalist fishEliminations have literally never been good for the show, especially not eliminations when the fish decide who goes and who stays. Those kinds do drive some amount of content, but that content could have been created very easily through other methods and the trade off has never been worth it
So it comes that Man, the coward, when he gathers to conferWith his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for herWhere, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring handsTo some God of abstract justice - which no woman understands.https://vocaroo.com/1dBwDg5eZUUI
wearing flats while emma wears triple lifts and still gets heightmogged*runs away quickly*huge emma L
>>218707322no im doing it
>>218707317There's only 5 people posting this season who cares
the previous thread has less replies and images
I'll bake
CANSOMEONEELSEBAKEMYSPACEBARFELLOFFNOW
NEW BREAD>>218703004>>218703004>>218703004
>>218706599A federal crime of impersonating a police officer/federal employe. He is lucky this is a show because that is not allowed irl.
>>218707279Not in this case. She's a good woman
another season ruined by jet wanting to fuck the contestants what a surprise
Baking rn
i dont care about bams fucking wife
Looked like Emma was wearing a skrewdriver shirt lol
>>218707056I cannot fathom having this opinionWhat the fuck is going on in your head?
you don't need images wait until the thread is archived
Anissa getting so mogged rn
>>218707354That bread is moldy af
>>218707366>>218707366>>218707366
>>218707367Chudgang
Things don't get rowdy until the missus shows up!
sorry dogs were barking baking now
>>218706878Season 2 sucked.
>>218707371This. We can make images using symbols anyway.>< OHE HASNT HAD BLUEBERRIES
>>218707327i get where you are coming from. my fix was specifically for the problem of male vs female dynamics when it happens on the show. creating a long term point system has its own problems as it causes to many opportunities for wigger fair competitions and potential for creating unmotivated fish when they fall to far behind
>Bam and wife coming to heckhouse to have fun, chat and socializedemonic
>>218707280What's a shit shoe?
>>218707479In my system the fish would never know the point standing in the house. They would only know their own points because they would be directly told when and why they earn themThere would be some amount of problems created by the system, but as a whole it's better than the anti-content eliminations
>>218705707Are they speaking english yet? I want to like estanque but even with the live subtitles I just can't follow what anyone is saying
When does something happen?
