Depressed Drake edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir attacked the last plant, Emma got mad, Bashir said to her "are you on your period?" -- The plant survived-- James Drake's job today, Actor: depressed; he already convinced Bashir and JD he's actually depressed.-- Only Emma's (?) plant remain-- Elimination on Saturday-- Bashir destroyed the twins' plant while the others were distracted by male strippers.-- Vicky milked JD-- Vicky and Bashir had a kratom related fight-- Vicky is being gaslit by the TTS into thinking "kratom mogging" and "the kratom mog dance" is cool-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox-- Head says he's not going to play with Emma's bean>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious >>218707366
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Cumming deep inside Bongo's pussy while Bingo watches from the cuck chair.
>>218708266'bot
James is killing this performance
DEATH TO JEWS
My retarded waifu <3
Another day proving why the Man Hate Thread exists
Drake has now made every other fish believe that he was depressed. END HIS JOB ALREADY
Send him in to Host this dogshit season
Is there a dominant and a submissive in twin relationships?
>>218708318Hello, based department >>218708318
>>218708267This but switch Bongo and Bingo
being too poor to afford food so your tummy stays flat and wearing shirts from 10 years ago that are way too short go hand in hand
>>218708329seriously this might tank his game if it goes on long enough
>>218708314He's winner materialJames Drake is going to be the first normie to win fishtank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d3-w44A0RQ
>>218708332who cares about a walkout these guys are duds
>>218708267And then making Bingo eat your cumshot out of Bongo's pussy immediately after
I know hes just acting but I really dont like seeing him like this...
james drake has successfully convinced the entire house that he's depressed with his oscar-level acting
UGLY
>>218708332There's no downtime in Elestanque, and it doesn't create a "walkout." Downtime is another term cuck-contenters use as an excuse to cuck content.
>Drake bowing down to the girls again
>>218708336we didnt deserve him
>>218708332name one interesting thing that has happened so far
>>218708336Based Jin.
>>218708351You're a dud
all the girls are apologizing to the hot guy and are to scared to make eye contact with him.
bongo is a creamer
>>218708267Bongo is mine.
>>218708374he's doing his job retard
Only retarded incels would disagree.
>>218708349i would like to see that and he really wants to win. seeing him go through until the last day would be the true arc not tj
Drake wept
>>218708361Bashir sat in the confessional alone talking about it, begging Drake's fans to send him support over TTS lol
DAILY REMINDER:BLOODGAMES > S2 > S1 > S3 > S5 > S4
>>218708336
>>218708361He's going to win this season>relatable>charming>respected>mogs bashir
>>218708345I think it's more when you're ripped you don't need to buy clothes to get pussy.
drake mogs the fishtank cinematic universe
Is this the most hateful, bigoted, racist, antisemitic fanbase of all time?
we need to ramp up poopoopeepee
>>218708332>WE CANT OVERLOAD THEM THEY MIGHT LEAVE>2 people left already How's that working out? Retard
>>218708396genuinely what do you see in landon
I THINK SEASON 5 SUCKS
When did this happen?
>>218708374Kys incel
>>218708387The only counter to the longhouse is a chad who all the girls subconsciously defer to as the leader.
did anyone clip that bam reading from the paper?
>>218708374you are retarded as fuck
>>218708396Would put Freddy in S tier for making season 4 watchable.
>>218708422An amusing retard
when is head leavinghate him so much
>>218708350it's so funny that the "competitive" shirt is just a shirt he has that he wears in everyday life
>>218708430why would anyone clip nontent
you now remember Claire
Is Vikki retarded?
>>218708396jimmy blows
>>218708396i just don't see how the twins belong in the same league as Freddy, Jon, or Letty. yet Josie is B tier for doing the same thing but actually less retarded
>>218708372she's looks like a grown up ltcorbis. fucking beat
sad clown
>>218708395>>218708427>>218708442 He's not going to fuck you gay boys
>>218708444No that's reserved for the GOATs. The guys that could generate content out of thin air. There just happened to be two of them in the same season and no fish has come close to those guys
A true thespian
>>218708429
>>218708464dumb whore
Drake is literally the only person I care about on this show, everyone else is a husk of a person
>>218708396>Jimmy that highImmediately disregarded
>>218708466her brain is sludge from all the kratom
Why is it that S5 isn't doing as well as the other seasons? It literally has the most money put into it, and the house is fucking insane..
>>218708349>James Drake is going to be the first normie to win fishtankhope so, it's about time a normie wins this shit
>>218708419>fish don't care about racism>fish don't care about bam>fish don't care about jet, ben, or vance>fish don't care about eliminations>fish don't care about gay gimmicks like the storeweird cast
>>218708464
>>218708396>trvke.pngretarded incel confirmed
you now remember Abi
>>218708464emma mogs her
>>218708488>>218708467samefag
Depressed James Drake >= Schitzo Vance
>>218708478your frontal lobe is never going to develop
>>218708478Fun fact: Incels are faggots. Anyone who is an incel is gay. Nothing hates a woman more than a faggot like Josh said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71vHhfVOYKUJames what the fuck is this
>>218708466yes :(
Someone confessed to Bingo in a love letter and I feel like I got cucked because I don’t want to give Jet money.
>>218708448Jet was almost human when he was in love with Josie, before he became a casting couch goblin driven by lust.
>>218708484Brian should have won that challenge
>>218708466she agreed to be on fishtank
>I'm doing a bad job of hiding how I feelFucking James, man. Love this dude.
>>218708493Sam was the main draw
>>218708464its just the camera focus here shes really quite pretty irl i think
>hover over contestant names to see jobswow an actual good idea
>>218708493[citation needed]
>>218708396you can put jd in f tier
>>218708370Watch the show, stupid
Getting tired of Emma and her Grimes face
>>218708502Literally who???
>>218708507jimmyniggers were always the biggest pussies in these threads
Drake has these people wrapped around his thumb lmao
>>218708509he needs to start fake crying herewould be so kinohave the girls start patting him on the back
>do i look like i'm not having funthey all believe him lmao
>>218708466Extremely retarded.
>>218708266Quit posting this random molly-popping cokewhore you fucking druggie simp faggot
>james drake has convinced every single person he's depressedHe's very powerful
>>218708419yeah, that's why it's based
>>218708468Twins are a better version of Josie. They actually talk and produce comedy like a spastic Abbot and Costello. They could end the season at S-rank, but it's gonna be a climb
>>218708507No one likes you Jimmy. There's a reason you're not getting invited back on.
>>218708518https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IqDf_fT3jI
>>218708502what's her shtick? fishtank ruined her life but she still watches the show and keeps wanting to come back on?
im scared bros... hes too good
>>218708502i wish she was real bros...
BORING GIRLS market gang
>sometimes the alcohol makes you wake up depressed the next dayYou don't say, alchy
>>218708396Actually good list. Jimmy haters don't like him because he reminds them of themselves and that hits too close to home. The rest of us appreciate the lolcow content king that he is.
>>218708553It was a pretty easy sell, holy fuck he's making Emma cry.
JAMES' ACTING IS MAKING EMMA CRY LMAOOOO
Can he save season 5?
you guys are just commentating instead of clipping stuff. can you be anymore useless?gay ass niggers
How does Emma know an 80s Grindcore band?>>218708511
>woah the actor is acting... WOW THIS IS SO AMAZING ITS JUST LIKE WHEN BASED BVLL BVRT WAS FLAPPING HIS BLUBBER IN SEASON 3 OMG KINO!!!! WOWWW THIS IS KINO!!!Director mode is dogshit this season, and it's absolutely inexcusable that any of you are still watching it, let alone talking about it. What's even more inexcusable is that Bingo and her twin sister are busy going through the house, steadily making content. For whatever reason, to some of you people, an actor putting on an act is more entertaining than the antics of these two beautiful twins. Why are you watching Fishtank? Why aren't you watching some gay scripted bullshit like survivor? This thread is not for people like you.
>emma crying againjames drake is too powerful
>it's another episode of production paying the 4chan bots to spam their scriptent nontent again
>>218708502
>>218708563RIP
>>218708553the only smart person here that has ambitions outside of bedrotting all day
HAHAHAHH JAMES IS TOO GOOD AT THIS SHIT
Drake might be goated
GOD TIER ACTOR
He literally has Emma tearing up this is an amazing performance
>>218708580i'm not here to entertain you.
drake is too fucking good
I'd be cool with the wiggers pushing drake forward and him winning. He won me over with this job.
LMAO, total Drake victory, he should be paid a bonus for getting Emma to cry with his act.
When you're a chad women will start crying when you're feeling sad.
AHAHAHAHA EMMA IS CRYING LAMAOA
>james doing the sadboi act so well it causes emma to cryKek
>>218708580there's nothing to clip you dumb wigger faggot
>>218708518
THE DRAKESTER
>>218708513simps are more likely to be incels, if you are a faggot you arent an incel because its easy to get butt poop sex
you now remember Ben
HOLY FUCK JD SMASHED THIS CHALLENGE
Drake is even fooling the audience, what an amazing actor.and now he even made Emma sad, she's crying!She's fully unaware Drake is just acting
>james' acting is so good he makes girls cryHE'S HIM
KEK
>James Drake pretends to be depressed as a bit>Makes all the girls in the room with him cryAURA
Why is James Drake so depresed? Makes me feel bad.
Why is James such a nice guy?
>>218708580This is the official fishtank chat
JAMES DRAKE CUE THE WATERWORKS
YESSSSSSS POOOPPTANK!!!!!
>>218708583old /ftl/ is dead. this is what you get in place of it. dont forget that the people you're posting alongside enjoyed season 3.
sad poop so sad i cri evertime
>head shidding in the jacuzzi
>>218708608THIS
>>218708580hi ian
>>218708644POOP SHOE INCOMING?
>>218708629>>218708631goranian
>>218708645Oh fuckthe poop shoe SOON
Head weiner
>>218708629>>218708631>>218708644Goranian
ew i saw his peepy
LMAO he's taking a shit
you know how when you see mizzy or simbal act you instantly know its something dog shit?
James Drake is officially /our guy/.
>>218708631>>218708629LMAOOO
There's a bathroom cam this season? Why? Who wanted that back. What do the girls do?
>>218708583what content are those retards producing?
>>218708580psstt there's a better place than 4chan
>>218708580>hey uhh can you guys send us clips im trying to market this show
WE NEED HEAD
the cut from emma crying to head shitting is the hardest i've laughed this season
where is jet? he should come up and hang out some more with the fish haha
Just shitting with the door wide open
>James successfully making Emma cry>sad music>cut to fat guy peepee poopooGorian kinoKneel
>>218708583Yeah and the rest of these fags are talking about Head's piss. The nu-fishtank audience stinks, brother.
>Corny sad piano music while everyone in the Jungle Room cries>Piano music continues playing while director mode cuts to Head taking a shitAbsolutely fucking Neptunian
>>218708678hog
>>218708678shroom
>>218708678
not television or filmback to your containment board>>>/bant/
Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit? He made girls that are already competing for being overly emotional cry by creating a sad boy feedback loop. I really don't care and I'm tired of hearing these foid's talk.
Im laughing with tears in my eyes to that fucking cut lmao
JET FINALLY EMBRACES POOPTANK
>>218708689HES ASSERTING DOMINANCE OVER THE TANK NOW HOLY FUCK BASED HEAD
>>218708675It’s for the jacuzzi everyone uses the other bathroom but Head doesn’t know there’s a camera
>>218708678property of emma
>>218708332I suspected that basically nothing interesting has happened so far, and to confirm my suspicions I checked the FTL reddit top posts of the week. All the top posts were memes or introductions to the fish—not a single clip. Sadly it appears that the season where the wiggers finally got their act together in the season with the worst cast BY FAR. They’re just don’t play off each other well at all.
>>218708689That's a mirror you silly motherfucker
>>218708678Damn that dick is thick.
James know he’s going to be second fiddle for the most popular retard in the end, he’s just following the bit given to him to a T. He’s said as much previously. Stop rooting for the plant.
>>218708678Why his dick so tiny
>>218708678packing a fat chode
>>218708689It's closed
Mints is a weird little creep. Just having him involved with the show says a lot about production.
My nigga Drake deserves a fat bonus for making her cry
it's not emma's prerogative to make james drake feel bad so it's like really powerful to see her apologize to him.
>>218708559>posted in 2020he's legitimately more stunted than the twins
of course this dumb bitch makes it all about her lmao what a cunt
>>218708675not use that bathroom like a retard
>>218708678This is why they call him head
Did you know Bashir's dad has a wikipedia page? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_ImadyAnd that his mom mentioned him in this article https://joshualandis.com/blog/elaine-imady-a-damascus-life-walking-a-tightrope-how-a-multi-cultural-family-can-thrive/Pretty cool, right?
>>218708678head's head
we can all agree drake is a top 2 fish for this season right
>>218708678Yeah, I'm not gonna save this image to my phone
It's a shame Drake does kind of buy this stuff, if he left the room and hi-fived Bashir and said "let's get these emotional retards out of here" he would instantly become giga based.
Man my dick is huge compared to this guy
>>218708721the smile is killing me
>>218708721And that's why they call him Bonerbob58
>>218708723The fact that they hired him after taking one look at him speaks volumes.
>Emma crying saying she'll do anything to make Drake feel better>cuts to Head shitting while sad music playsS5 just peaked
>>218708736JET! BASHIR HAS A FUCKING PHONE
Anyone saying season 5 sucks is a faggot holy shit, this shit is mad hilarious so far
i didn't even know anissa was in the room with them
James Drake should be in movies, like, good ones.
>>218708678that's why dey call him head ong bruh
only i can you now remember X post
To the guy doing the bingo card, check off male nudity
>>218708676>Plotting against other contestants>Working on nuanced and contrived plans>Forcing tarini to get involved with multiple segments>Being cute>Not putting on an act for the cameraWhat is the actor doing? Acting? Go watch survivor, you faggot.
>>218708744>Wahh wahh why can't I jerk off to women being terrified?
>hey head... yeah so... we forgot to tell you but there's a camera in the bathroom... you kinda just showed your dick to the world...
Did he even wipe?
>girls mortified by the idea of feuding with the hot guy
>>218708744His job today is to be a depressed actor
what phenotype is this?
>IT'S ONLY DAY FIVE BRO
ppv down
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773947230536423.webm
>>218708744he's sensitive and straight
>>218708797stinky
>>218708744keep up man, his job is to be depressed today and he is an actor so he is going all in
>>218708777He literally said earlier he doesnt care and would walk around nude for 27 days if he was asked to
>>218708590i just put a down payment on a porsche, fuck nigga
>>218708777You couldn't even see it.
>>218708797White girl with a distant plantation slave ancestor
Tired of seeing Bams ugly bloated face
>>218708797SEXO.
>i dont want all the other challenges to be like this why cant we all just be nontent friends?Kill emma
>be a hot guy>can say or do anything and women want to be around you and sleep with youIt's not FUCKING FAIR
>>218708797kanker
>>218708149Damn, DEEP CUTS.
>>218708801zased i kneel
>>218708830Just be hot
Jewish
>>218708828 She needs to be the first elimination
>>218708800works on my machine
Wait, they got BAM on ftl? What the fuck
>>218708828
>>218708744Fuck off, Jimmy. Assaulting and scaring women isnt funny.
>>218708785I know, but he is actually drawing from reality.I think his gameplan of staying friends with everyone is very good so far, but I do worry about him eventually getting longhoused. Then again, he is an attractive dude and not a retarded sperg, so maybe he can navigate it.
>>218708801>DEATH TO THE JEWS?>AHHAHAAHAHA
>>218708736His father is nothing special. Check out his grandfather>Dr. Muhammad al-Imadi (Arabic: محمد العمادي; 1930-2022) was a Syrian technocrat and economist. He is known for introducing economic reforms at a time when Syria's economy was strongly dominated by the socialist ideology of the Ba'ath Party. He is considered to have been the architect of Syria's economic liberalization policy, known as InfirajDude is the grandson of one of the most important people in modern Syrian history and he died just a few years ago, probably leaving his children and grandchildren with a lot of money.This is why Bashir can do whatever he wants and travel the world acting like a big deal. Dude is loaded.
her role in the house?
Emma should blow James to make him feel better
James drake has so much fucking aura bros
>>218708721The Head Hog
RIG IT TO SEND EMMA OR ANISSA HOME IDGAFTHEY ARE A WASTE OF A CONTESTANT SLOT
>>218708875Giving head head
CONFESSIONAL
conk face didn't seem very impressed by james drake.
>>218708875mommy
>>218708875being (somehow) the only attractive woman.
Perhaps I was wrong about drake
People seem confused on their jobs, so i made this
>>218708875 She stole the quran and brought it upstairs to the group. Emma is worse.
>>218708881lmao
>>218708881kek
>first nudity of the season is bams fat friends chode
>>218708856Look, I'm with you on assaulting being too far, but scaring is objectively hilarious.
>>218708850yeah its back
>>218708712>>218708720That's fair
>>218708875mommydommycookysexy
Wiggers get up there and fucking pay the man.
>second the bit is done Vance goes to find the twinsMy man
>>218708881
>>218708619Fags hate women. Those who hate women are incels. Null LITERALLY describes it.
annise said absolutely nothing that whole conversation
James is crazy based that was awesome
>>218708423>posted it again award
>>218708905it's a gay show.
>>218708894im still confused on the fan thing, why does it make it look like emma and anissa are the top fish, probably some production simp tricks
>>218708797steam shovel
>>218708885FUCK I MISSED IT. director suck. what'd he say??
Do you agree with the official raking?
>>218708875bad bitch
show is getting better BUT JET IOS STIL FUICKSING IDIOT IF CUKIGN GATE HIM AND IW ANT HIM TODFFUIC KIUJ G DKIJE AND SHIT FK YOU JET AND FUYOP STUPID SHOW FUCKIN DID EID EID EID EIEEEEE!
pay james drake already and give him a bonus for making that dumb bitch cry
Pay the man, let him smile again
So James is our guy
Is it really that easy to manipulate women?
>>218708928incel is someone who cant get laid even though they try as hard as they can, dont know what ur on
>>218708744> why cant this guy be an amoral like me?
>landon asked to do something even once >bitches about it
>>218708958Always has been.
>>218708946amazing thank you anon
>bashid spending time with the twins to attempt to avoid their wrath
PAY JAMES
>>218708960yes just be hot and they'll do whatever you want
>>218708958all his life
>>218708960if you're attractive
>>218708940 >emma 3rd
>>218708946when the 4 AM roller dog hits
Bashir’s creepy smile is perfectly paired with his insanity
>>218708939nvm he just reminded everyone what his job was and declared that he has completely it because he convinced 8 people he was depressed
double james payhe rolled a natural 20he critted
>>218708941She could lean into being a mexican drug lord. She could buy up all the kratom and caffeine pills and price Vicky out. She could DO ANYTHING
>>218708934Yea, I'm not quite sure what that's connected to
>>218708744https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773892197751476.webm
>>218708894can u do these evry time?
>>218708875me making her a mom again
>make landon cook>bring him half a dozen bags of dino tendies
>>218708940no, but i agree that bashir should be at the top.vicky/anissa should be below vicky, head should be below the twins, james drake should be above landon. then it's perfect
Why are they trying to get the guy that only eats french fries to cook?
>>218708960if you pretend to listen for long enough they will do literally anything
>>218708870i imagine he's proud of his grandson being on fishtank
>>218708875talking head, npc, side character, house matron, being passive and agreeable >>218708940i'm surprised the twins aren't higher with all the simps
CHEETHE FRIETHE
THEY MADE THE GUY WHO AINT EVER HAD A STRAWLBERRY COOK!!!!!!!!!
>>218708875she burns the coal
>>218708938ew dude
Is Emma still upstairs just fucking crying? Holy fuck, Drake destroyed her.
>>218708551Oh wait that's Ella nevermind
>>218709013Cause it's funny
>>218708989damn I missed it
>people in their 20s don't know how to cook?????
>>218709013Because it would be funny
>>218708992nontent queen
S5 > S1 > S3 > S2/S4
If it isn't mopping up spilled beer don't expect Landon to do it
>yeah i'm always the most interesting guy in the room, how could you tell?
bashir's best bet is harassing emma and vicky non stop to the point they leave, do not let htem sleep until saturday
>>218709030
emma was in the hallway by herself still crying just 30 secs agodrake is THAT good
Landon fell off hard
antara looks like this actually
landon's real name is noah btw. if any paypigs wanna use that
>>218709036no wonder youre poor and single
>MAKE HIM COOK A ZAGNUT
>>218709034Her and Vicky have been hiding in the jungle room all day to protect Emma's plant from Bashir
>>218709067not really but hes a support characterwe need close to 10 more fish
How much do you guys spend on groceries in a month? It's almost hitting $10 a day for me and it's crazy.
I love the way he loves
>>218709064*emma is just that lonely
REMINDED: James Drake is /our guy/.
>>218709071Nigga quit lying
>>218709072are u one of his discord friends that wants to turn him into a lolcow or something, im good bro
>>218709064James Drake is the best actor of this generation and it's fucking criminal Hollywood gives us Chalamets
>I'M BAM MARGERA AND THIS IS "COOK A ZAGNUT AND A STRAWBERRY"
>>218708396roughly accurate. I would put the twins a tier lower for just being autism bait, as well as josie,TJ for the same reason. I would also lift Payton to B tier just for punching the shit out of Frank Castle (and doing 0 damage)James Drake deserves to be in C right now, but I'm pretty sure he will be higher by the time the show ends.
Head just randomly starts singing Linkin Park. based
we like to playo in the game-ojd's a gayo
you guys are somehow more embarrassing than the fishtank chat this season
>>218708879Does drake have a chance at winning? Hes got an interesting game plan becoming likeable and sympathetic to other contestants using mind games. Less spregy destruction.
>BINGO AND BONGO>HERE FOR SO LONGOi love these retards
>>218709067He never was on.
>>218709090James Drake will be drunken Claireposting in /bant/ during the offseason
God damn! Bingo and her twin sister are spitting straight up FIRE!
>>218709071I would love to see a season where all the minority women are hot and the one white girl is a fridgebod 3/10 just to see the cognitive dissonance on this board
>>218709096Best actor to ever be on fishtank by far
>>218709106sorry
>emma still brokenJames Drake you DAWG.
>>218709106i'm sorry.
>>218709064bitches love to feel feelings
>>218709108He genuinely does i think.
>>218709108It's hard to say this early, it could blow up in his face. He did a really good job defusing it today and blaming Bashir who is trying to convert him and is most likely to be eliminated.
>HE CAN'T COOK FRIES
>>218708958James and twins finally two Its set in stons
>>218709081Seriously they should start with at least 15 people
>>218708797They're using real money?
>>218709106Kiwitrannies have been flooding in
>>218709071I kind of get JD Vance now...
>>218709106You forgot to post your vaguepost king picture.
>>218709084>shoulder squeezeJesus Christ Emma at least give yourself some plausible deniability
>>218709106nothing will ever be worse than mongoloids who think spamming JJJJJJ is top tier comedy
>>218709124>>218709128i’m not mad, i just end up leaving the threads all day which has never happened prior
>Jet making the twins as close to Josie as possible by making them dress up as squaws
>Jet is dressing them up in a native american outfit to be like josiethis nigga is such a simp
>>218709062Incels like you are the reason why 4chan is dying.
>>218708830It's much worse than you think. Women submit to chad completely like trained dogs.
>>218709071antara looks like this actually
>>218709120
>>218709156>>218709158The writers barely disguised fetish.
>>218709163incel board reddit nigger
Jet should dye his hair like Alysa Liu
>>218709154sucks you feel that waywe can do betteri'll stop posting for a while
it’s really funny how mints goes upstairs significantly less after his s4 introduction
>>218709158Wtf? There's no real reason behind this?
For the record, the first known use of "poop house" was here a few days before the audition stream when the wiggers called the show poop house.
they need to give Landon some job to force social interactions
Still can't decide whether Anisa is hot or busted.Also, this season kinda feels like s1 from the little I watched of it.
>>218709158jet is still in love with her huh
>>218709167>BWCslutMany such cases for poojeetas
>>218709163im talking strategy dumb cunt
>>218709173>Jet should dieftfy
>>218709181bullying works
>>218709181tbf he has to haul that massive chunky bubbalicious ass up all those stairs each time
>>218709045whatever you say retard
>>218709167This guy has a big cock
>>218709178When kurt blows his face smooth off and the royalties now go to Courtney
>vicky saying "i dont feel too bad about messing with james and landon, it's just milk though, it's not like">she was crying over clean water just a few nights ago
>>218709188She's busted, are you crazy
So you can be a beta sad chad and the women will still be deferential to you
>>218709143that’s probably what it is lol>>218709147have no idea what you’re talking about
>>218709156>>218709158
>>218709156
apparently jd was thinking about destroying the kratom but he's too much of a pussy to ever do that
>>218709167White men meeting Romans and encountering this is the origin of fantasy dwarves.
>you know remember jet paid a vtuber $3000 to stream his show to her audience and retained 0% of her viewers.
>>218708372Her face is as ugly as lettys brown holes. With that logic I'd bet emmas snatch is pristine. Still wouldn't want to find out either way.
>>218709190a scholar and a gentleman
>>218709137>>218709138I really think he has a chance but it'll be hard to be the twins popularity angle i wanna see him win it
>>218709173@jet@mints@ben@bill@bam@cody@vance
>>218709213if anything they like that even more
>>218709213Women love when you open up to them a little bit because they feel emotionally close to you, if he started crying they'd all be shitting on him.
>>218709174same, take care
>>218709217I mean that I don't understand what's embarrassing about the thread. Which ones are the worst posts here?
>>218709173I WAS SAYING THIS MONTHS AGO BEFORE ALYSA EVEN HELLO
>>218709224this was sodamans idea
>>218709173mad funny
do you think the vibrator will end up being used and by whom?
>>218709189She was his first. You always remember your first.
>>218709232Ideally, it's the twins and him as finalists
>>218709188that's how i felt about direnc.
>>218708830Have you tried, not being, not hot.
>HE HASNT EATEN BEANS
>>218709249Bongo, you know I'm right.
Im getting tired of hearing these boomers stories.
Well Sam Pepper recapped the nontent quran bit so it will go viral in the middle east and they will take out Jet. Thank You Sam Pepper
>>218709249bongo
>>218709224Isnt that the mom that called the little black kid a nigger? she's a vtuber? lol
>>218709249head or anissa
>>218709249JD
>>218709188It basically is season 1. Funny content house versus the psychological torment from subsequent seasons
>>218709224I watch kirsche but I already knew about fishtank so.
JAMESJAAAAAMMMMEEESSSSSDON'T JUST POUR THE PEAS INTO THE POTSTRAIN THEM FIRSTIT'S FUCKING FULL OF PRESERVATIVES NNNNOOOOOJAAAAMMMMMEEEESSSSSS
>>218709188nice body fucked up face I think
>>218709181He swore he would loose weight after being bullied but he only got fatter and he's scared
Bam says "there's a giant Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow"
>>218709012she sucks so much, honestly great casting
Post your face when he's never eaten a ZAGNUT
>>218709247its soda MA'AM
>>218709249bongo has been fascinated by it and stares at it every time shes in the market
Jet should order some $4000 shoes and wear them in the house. That would be a good bit imo
>>218709188the jacuzzi stream should clear things up
Anyone been keeping up on the mentally ill retards in the jungle room?
the colors, head! the colors!
>>218709188
>>218709285
>>218709224kwab
>>218709269didnt head say he is gone by saturday?
VANCE SHUT THE FUCK UPCOCKSUCKER
>>218709158They will never be her
>>218709265Nice. Sneako next then asmon
>>218709224there's no way that's actually kirsche. kirsche is FAT and she sounds FAT
>>218709224Pic on the right isn't her btw. She's fat
>>218709249Sam is gonna show up and beat every single fish to death with it
>>218709295Damn!
>>218709277>>218709188She was probably super hot when she was a teenager
>>218709268mommy
I don't want to play with Josie anymore
STILL FUCKING CRYING HOLY SHIT
>>218709295Proof that it's really just age that makes women hot. It's a window of time and once they're out, they're out
>>218709302Yup, this is Jet's fetish
>>218709301i think thats when he is planning his attack
Did Jet make the twins dress up as Native Americans in reference to their Indian father who molested them?
the harpies in the jungle room fucking suck
Uhhh. This is kinda uhmmm... racist... yikes...
OMG VICKY IS THE BEST FISH OF ALL TIME, SHES FUCKING CONTENT AND I LOVE HER. ALL PRAISE THE VICKSTER!!!!!
>Emma is crying againSimpablemidbros...
>emma still crying from james drake lmao james is gold
>>218709319Bro has posted his oc multiple days and never has a reply. Here’s one for you even though the image is outdated now
Bingo > Josieits over
What did he do to this woman?!
Jungle room? More like the rape victim room.
AH FUCK THIS SHEIT MAN FUCKING BORING AH SHOW FUCK DIS SHEITTING JET NEPTROON MAN FUCKIN KEEPING A BROTHA DOWN N SHEIT
>>218709317need pics from her dominatrix days
I just don't like confrontation :,(
I think Anissa would be hot if she didn't paint her eyebrows and shit like that. I remember a lot of people thought Trish was ugly in S2 cus she penciled in her eyebrows weird but she's actually hot. Anissa has a somewhat oddly shaped face but not bad.
>>218709330no it's because he needs another josie to look at
>>218709319Claire coded post
Crybaby Emma crybaby Emma crybaby Emma
>>218709322the size of this outfit makes her look like a 12 year old boy lmao
>>218709172>OMG BROOOS I HATE WOMEN>Why can't I date anyone?>IT MUST BE THOSE FUCKING TERFS
>>218709224That was just cross-promotion because Kirsche is a night media talent associated with Peter Thiel just like Sam Hyde. Kirsche's entire thing is watching asmongold videos all day and sucking up to him. Asmongold of course is night media talent who is associated with Peter Thiel and promotes Peter Thiel ideas like mass surveillance and giving money to Israel.Kirsche doesn't have an organic audience. She wasn't supposed to bring people to fishtank, she was supposed to generate controversy against vtubers and make her pop off in viewership as people go watch the ''BASED'' vtuber.
more of emma talking in circles and crying
Emma is still crying from that James Drake convo 10 minutes ago.James Drake is the GOAT
>>218709328Her post tank streams are gonna be abominable
Of course Bashir has a story about his many travels to do with this
whoa calm down bashir
>>218709345He expressed actual (fake) emotions and she felt outdone so she has to grab the emotional spotlighte back from him
>>218709339>Mexico colorswhat does it mean?
>bingo
>>218709288Another funny bit would be if he invited an 18 year old Asian girl as a contestant and tries to fuck her lol
>>218709344Bingbong is way more interesting, resilient and intelligent than Josie.
bashir needs to mindbreak emma and turn her into a concubine for his harem
>>218709339jet truly wouldnt try to fuck these things would he?
>antara thinks the costumes are africankek
>emma is STILL crying because of drake
>>218709188Busted as hell. Busted inside too, which is why she has a 11month off and fucked off to here.
>>218709378He’s gonna start sleeping with it under his pillow
>>218709343icky
James mind fucked Emma and Vicky so hard
>>218709367You know an awful lot about mentally challenged women pretending to be cartoons
>>218709397The power of CHAD COCK.
>>218709393I ship them actually
Bashir is literally just muslim Sam lmaoa narcissistic insecure rich kid that lashes out when confronted and larps about his "religion'
>>218709389Classic fishtank comedy bit
hi
>>218709389This is a really good idea. He could do bits like "inspecting" her shoes in the middle of the night and making her engage in puppy play "ironically"
GET OFF MY LAND
who did it better bros?
>>218709399The incel strikes again kek you’re pathetic
>>218709422hi
>>218709411squaw bitches when they meet a pilgrim boy for the first time
>>218709403seeing james use them as golems like letty did in s1 would actually be good
james drake is who luke thinks he is.
>>218709378They got him a Bacha bazi and he calmed down.
>>218709364Bingo has the build of a 12 year old boy no matter what.
>>218709394>
>GET OFF MY LANDThat's the hardest I've laughed this season, thanks Bingo
>>218709302Bongo got them heavies wtf
>>218709418ding ding ding ding ding
>>218709395why would an indian ever begin to learn about injuns
>>218709389>tries
REAL CLAPPY HOURS
James drake, twins, bashir, vicky final four?
Josie has disgusting piercings and annoying stims, boing mogs hard
>>218709428who is this?
>>218709428ben
>>218709367damn this night media sounds cool. they'd pay me to watch videos in my bedroom and talk over them? sweet.
as an american my duty is to impregnate the injuns
heads upI'm not baking the next one
>>218709244all the attacks on prior seasons, the ironic simping, the unironic circle jerk over the plant, the season rankings, the lack of love for autists and losers, the namefags, the avatarfags that can’t admit they love this shit, the hate for bam OR sam, the retards that can’t understand every contestant is solid this season, benleaks being a radfem, jimmyniggers being pussies (again), the low iq racism, the low iq islamophobia, the low iq incel misogyny, the pornbrained anons, jetsimping, never being genuine with the more genuine questions, every namefag except pizzaguy being shit, etc etc
THE TWINS ARE ARMING UP
>>218709452in a perfect world but it won't happen
>>218709452Vicky will wig out way too early. Emma, maybe, but she's already shown she's very weak.
What did James Drake do to the girls?
>>218709452that sounds good, keep landon as a freeloader janny if he wants
>Telling the girl that drew this to make some spears
Emma and Vicky remind me of week 1 of Famous House but it’s worse since these retards actually know what show they’re on.
>>218709431 hi hi
Alright I'm baking everyone sit tight
>>218709480BWC.
>>218709473i get it man that's fair
Cum in my pussy for 5 bucks, firesale
>safe edgy racismBRING BACK SAM I WANT HEIL HITLER AND BLACKFACE TANK!
>>218709487hi hi hi
>>218709407I know enough. The vast majority of vtubers are these fake astroturfed Chinese girls with agencies that completely make up everything about them. It's all botted.Peter Thiel in the last few years has been trying to crack the loser vtuber market with women who just watch asmongold all day. Kirsche is one of them.
>>218709436100%, Luke is a larper
>>218709484emma linkin up with vicky was such a terrible move
>>218709480acted depressed for his job and it mindraped them so hard that they brought him upstairs to apologize and emma has been crying on and off since
>>218709480Showed them what true emotion looks like
bake almost done hold up
>>218709480He did his depressed act on them really well and got upset about how they messed with him when he was only nice to them and they were just being fucking neurotic and lumping all the boys into one group, which ended with Emma crying.
>>218709484the funny thing is payton wound up being stronger than her and will likely outlast her
>>218709452vicky will be a lot more tolerable as a villian or annoying character if she wont have these boring girls around her
Slow start to the season but I like it now, Fun!
>>218709452 I can live with that
>>218709364Thats what the simps want
>>218709483Bingo randomly drawing that completely unprompted was really erotic.
>>218709493im on these pills man… can ya do 2 dollas?
>>218709480Exist in their general vicinity as a top 20% male (their one weakness)
I've already baked, check catalogue idiots
>>218709480He did what no one else did, he listened.
Why is Bashir eating? Ramadan ends tomorrow.
>>218709484harpies in their upstairs nest 2.0
Bingo and Bongo love each other very much
sensitive young man with a heart of gold
>>218709452This would be a solid line up
>>218709503I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>218709452Vicky will get drunk and leave one day
James Drake is who Cole, Brian, Simbal and Luke think they are btw
Vicky
>>218709544>Negative Status Effect: Homosexual
>>218709516THIS. emma makes it 100x more insufferable
Is Anissa aware she's a contestant on the show and not a freeloader?
Boomer W
Was there any more information about Vicky’s ex? He seemed to be making some deranged posts on both Kiwifarms and Onion farms on her, along with a-logging her for 1+ year
>>218709481If landon gets eliminated they should actually give him trish treatment and let him be janny in the house
This old pervert fuck
>>218709560I think Cole wanted to be a queen actually.
>>218709567he's sensitive and straight and there's nothing wrong with that
No one's baking btw
>>218709484sobtank? But I was told that was the best season ever?
Torbe gimick
Emma has a lady boner for Drake
I must say they got the show dialed in and it's a lot better since no samy
Head has never met an autistic person before?
>>218709478Emma is too weak and anissa jd aren't entertaining enough. Maybe Landon but he's also kinda stale most of the time
Head reminds me how many people are gettin fake teeth nowadays
>>218709475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1DdctgWUeg
>>218709473when has it not been like this?
>they cum as a pairWOAH HEAD DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
"you don't got no hair so we're not gonna scalp you"
>>218709560It turns out being terminally online or indian is bad for your ability to socialize
>you don't got no hair so we're not gonna scalp you
>>218709436>>218709501What? Luke isn't a normie and sure doesn't act like it. He's just a good looking nerd who takes care of himself.
Protect Bingo
>I love you hahaha
>>218709580>Location: Closet
>>218709560james has more charisma but luke would wreck his shit. brian was just an energy vampire
HOW CAN HE BAKE
>>218709484so fucking true
new thread was already baked but there is no ftl in the title you gotta find it in the catalogue youll know when you see it
>>218709610I love her so fucking much... I want to be in the Fishtank house with her and it's not fucking fair.
>>218709516True
new >>218709627
>>218709618They dance like retarded hillbillies
>>218709436I don't think Luke ever tried to act like James Drake. As other anons point out he's just a nerd who lucked out genetically
>>218709600lmfao i typed that out and realized that’s also the fishtank chatthis whole shit SUCKS
baking, nobody do anything crazy
>You dont have any hair so we're not gonna scalp youThey deserve their top ranking. We are witnessing one of the all-time performances.
>have you ever been in a fight with eachother?>nah it wouldn't be fair
People turning on Luke just cuz he's Sam affiliated, but he is nothing like Sam, even on Sam's show he is the same likeable goofy dude. Don't be sour, he never tried to be like James Drake either, he would be fucking with Landon right now.
>>218709436as a skinny nerd i find it easy to hate physical chads but i don't get any bad vibes from luke at alljames drake is also fine but not as funny
>>218709656I lost all respect for Luke seeing him in the RV bullying Burt while looking back constantly to check if Daddy Sam was watching.
Blazer Jet mega dimes
>>218709656No one is going to watch a 3 hour Sam seethe session to hear Luke make 2 jokes.When the show with Luke was first proposed (without telling Luke that it's even an idea LOL) he said it would be like Luke as the host. Instead Luke is just a prop for Sam to sit off-screen while Sam talks about ''brazilians'' and vague shit.
Kind of annoying they're still getting Chick fil La instead of the superior Zaxby's
>>218709656TRVKEpeople are just lukeseething because they hate sam
luke wants to be an e-girl so bad
