A STRAWBERRY edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Bashir attacked the last plant, Emma got mad, Bashir said to her "are you on your period?" -- The plant survived-- James Drake's job today, Actor: depressed; he already convinced Bashir and JD he's actually depressed.-- Only Emma's (?) plant remain-- Elimination on Saturday-- Bashir destroyed the twins' plant while the others were distracted by male strippers.-- Vicky milked JD-- Vicky and Bashir had a kratom related fight-- Vicky is being gaslit by the TTS into thinking "kratom mogging" and "the kratom mog dance" is cool-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox-- Head says he's not going to play with Emma's bean>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious >>218709627
Josie.
this bit is colossally retarded
shes on her way
he ate peas
>>218710644>Now get outNah
>you will NEVER eat a strawberry dipped in whipped cream to appease bam amrgera
this land is pretty cool, i think i'll take it
>>218710653I was entertained
>>218710648homeless poop
>>218710644My retarded rez rat waifu
>GREEN OLIVE
Get off our land!
rape
I've never eaten a strawberry either
head not funny
>>218710655I would lose my freaking mind.
>>218710644she really is strangely beautiful.
>>218710644she cute. twins are the only ones having fun
>>218710655I would fucking kneel
>>218710678Please put this on the kitchen tv
>>218710654>>218710652only funny thing about this whole bit is that jet doesn't know how to spell avocado
holy shit the indian is getting landon to do dank food hacks
>KEY LIME PIE
>AND THEN... WE'RE GOING TO MAKE HIM TRY A BUNCH OF FRESH FRUIT HE'S NEVER TRIED BEFORE!
stvahbelly
Fatass puts his shit finger in Landon's mouth then sits down to dig in
I thought General Tso’s was kind of surprising for Landon.
>>218710655is this real
>>218710673
DAILY REMINDER:BLOODGAMES > S2 > S1 > S3 > S5 > S4
all the ratings are fair apart from onion souplandon is a so i boy
>>218710644
THEY'LL MAKE YOU EAT STRAWBERRIES
S*m hyde has no whimsy.Bam Margera being entertained by an autistic picky eater and doing a little LARP is whimsy. The entire sequence was fucking retarded.
>>218710644>hey guys we're gonna dress you up like josie and do some roleplaying haha>make sure to come down for conessionals later tonight
I fucking KNEW the twins would find the money Bam hid earlier I KNEW it
Head reliving his son's childhood
How come nobody cared when she prayed?
Is Mauro leaving again or what?
>>218710652who the fuck specifies that they're green peas
>>218710719the picture is real but it's old
>>218710681you also don't have a bank account LOLLLL
>>218710655As a white man, spilling my seed and DNA inside Dojo Cat would be the best and purest pleasure. Like 200+ years of release into one body. One fat.. ass... nice fucking body she has. Gyatt damn nigga I'm boutta nutt.... :O
>>218710719yeah, not seen this one before but there was another one a few years ago
Hey Goran. You know there's no point in him having a blindfold if he's not guessing what the food is and you just tell him.
>>218710732You can stop watching at any time
where the fuck is goldstriker?this season should have never went ahead...
>>218710732>no whimsyIt’s why pause snack continue sucks as well.
Beautiful Nina is live on Kick.com and talking to Direnc about Season 5
>>218710744>he hasn't fallen down the pea rabbit hole
>>218710681loser faggot
>>218710739i dunno
>>218710681What happened to this guy did he walk out or was he kicked? I didn't see the first couple of days.All I know about him, he was a discord mod for the Fishtank group. He looks exactly like a discord mod would look like as well kek.
>>218710744
>>218710733I, and many other anons, would prefer it if you didn't joke about this kind of SHIT. We all know that Fishtank has become a diluted down husk of its former self, and Jet is too afraid to do anything with anyone because of the concerns of legal trouble. He has his groupies already. All he has to do is make a booty-call and he has a 9/10 from Georgia knocking on his basement door.
Bingo was cute
>>218710652>>218710654I can understand all of this except for hating the soup, i missed this potion of the stream - what happened? did they serve it to him cold or something?
>>218710719kind of, she wore the shirt but when people shit on her for it she immediately backtracked and said she wore it because she thought it was just a guy making a funny faceshe was terminally online and showing feet on racial chatrooms so she probably knows who sam is tho
I've seen enough, Jet make Landon and James do gator squats
ENTER
freeloader tonight
>>218710741Every season there is one fish who carried around all their shit out of fear of it being fucked withWhy are fish STILL bringing on stuff they don't want destoryedVicky literally saw the previous seasonsWhy are the fish like this bros?
>>218710652rating tomato 7/10 even though he has never had one means his palette has potential.
HEAD TOOK LANDON'S THROAT VERGENITY
>>218710768Cool! Is she planning on getting any other personalties from the show?
>>218710788That's Bongo
imagine how much funnier would this bit be with Sam
When the fuck does the emma / james drake pity sex start?
>>218710753chucks
Bezos and charity are gone forever and you're laughing over peas and strawberries. You should feel ashamed of yourselves.
>>218710780He got physical with women, the audience turned on him and he ragequit in despair.Basically he's the s5 Jimmy.
>>218710788Where’s her face wart?
>>218710794Ha! what a retard.
>>218710731THEY WILL MAKE YOU DIP THE STRAWBERRIES IN WHIPPED CREAMYOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE HERE
$100 group chat is implying that haley lujan is going make an appearance
>>218710768i thought direnc was gonna go offline when s4 ended, lying attention whore ugly bitch
nigga name head
Doja Cat is in South Africa
Could you imagine? They are filming season fucking 3 of extreme shit.
Cases like this are a clear sign of very poor parenting. Who allows their kid to grow up on fucking cheese fries?
>>218710788It's just heavily filtered
She could save this season.
the show is 10x better without sam
>>218710793got better things to do, dumdum
>>218710807it would be rapey and off-putting and demonic
Johnny Knoxville's Fear Factor that is on national television>Buried in concrete>Water boarded>Bitten by anacondas>Put in a giant plastic bag and suffocated>Eating cow blood, scorpions, fish eyes, other gross shit>electrocution challenge>strapped to a chair and needles inserted into your arm>coal mining redneck with a mullet who targets all the women, gays, and blacksBam Margera's HELLHOUSE that is TOO EXTREME FOR TELEVISION>they make you eat fresh fruit>they play harp music>they hire strippers dressed as cops>you have to take care of plants
>>218710807esl
>>218710760hard disagree, these arfid freaks spaz trying new foods, this was the best way to get his unfiltered opinion. He wouldn’t react the same seeing it.
>>218710780Kicked out. He pissed off too many people, 2B2T skiddies and other groups starting DDoSing the site. Started pissing and moaning when he realized nobody liked him, caught a pedophilia allegation, and claimed there was a "family emergency".
>>218710794I mean, they have to bring underwearand if their underwear gets fucked with, they're toast.just ask payton why she cried the first 2 weeks.
i feel sick
>>218710833No it's not Mints and we already saw you with the thread open you mongoloid
>>218710807Season 1 & 2 up on the website btw
>>218710818filters
>>218710728Why does Jet torture me with autistic cute women I'll never have?
>>218710788What happened to her face?
>>218710832I liked anon's idea of jet getting his hair dyed like this
when are the sleeper cells gonna clack off Jet to paradise
>>218710849that's fucked up
GAW DOOD THIS SHEIT IS SO FUCKING BORING N SHEIT MAN KEEP A BROTHA BORED N SHEIT FUCK YT RACIS JET NEPTROON
>>218710829yeah i dont think he has the gagging picky eating disorder, his parents just failed him. but they were also meth addicts or something
phew this is the exact kind of chaos I tune in for.Its a great show!
Is Bam too normie for spergs to hang around with?
>>218710824she's been in the site chat since this season started
>>218710793real?
>>218710863They simply don't exist
>>218710817KEK classic discord mod.
>>218710860peggys idea
>>218710788>wasGet your eyes checked, lil bro. She is still cute.
>>218710807>should we like make him try foods>nah, that's gay>what abou->is the TTS on? maybe we should do weight lifting. Who is a pedophile? Kick him off, none of that shit on my christian show
>>218710760>ask the retard who's never eaten anything except cheese fries what he thinks he's eatingReal smart
>>218710637I've had enough...SEND HIM IN!
this little tard has nothing on lauren the beloved
>>218710767wtf is up with that pause snack continue? ive watched a few eps but i turn it off after 10 minutes every time, it's even more ironic than the great war but at least it was more on the nose, sucked so bad though
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS ONE TIME...
>>218710780He left under the pretense of "family emergency"What really happened was that he was a huge faggot on discord who was literally in an internet war with other faggots on a minecraft roleplay server, who he had doxxed and threatened before in the past. Those faggots called the cops on the tank several times and apparently also doxxed his family, so production gave him the boot and shit on him on the way out. Cop calls stopped after he left, so it was clear it was his "enemies" that were doing it. Ridiculous that they ever thought it would be a good idea to bring on a fucking discord mod as a fish. Probably mintz retarded idea
>>218710848Goran will take underwear yes? He take good care of it for she
>>218710838we watch fishtank because we are jet cucks
>>218710829he had to get taken away from his parents and live with his grandma, he was probably already fucked at that point and his grandma probably felt bad for him
>>218710644Like, I’m into Bongo.
retarded bongo ftw lol
SHOUTOUT JOHNNY NEPTUNE THANKS FOR THE BALL
>>218710873I have this exact shirt and wear it every week to the office because its one of 3 that fits me
>>218710838WAIT FOR THE GOO ROOM.
Miss her already?
>>218710655remember when this happened and letty kept talking into the cam in her bedroom about how much she loved doja and what an awesome thing it would be if she secretly was a lettycel. She legit thought doja was watching
>>218710768have nina and dan talked since day 1 their chemistry was really funny
>>218710899based cuckold
Josie vs twins who mogs?
>>218710879how would you know
>it's a jet bit
KRATOM QUEEN
Oh no Jet is on cam again, time for a complete meltdown by sharty teenagers!
>>218710803She thought it would effect her stripping career but jeets just ended up being the thing that made her quit her club
Of course Jet goes larp with the brown girls with native blood
>>218710809who's pitying who?
why is jet so cute bros
>>218710788>was
>>218710922Twins.
if sam were there the food bit would've been disgustingim glad hes not there
>>218710832She'd see Head and say "omg he's creepy" and then TTS would say nigger and she'd leave because the show was problematic.
The exposure is FUCKED.
Are they too scared to get Bam to do the Jet bits while he is here? He's the host, shouldn't he be doing it. He's not really a host, just a part time freeloader at this point.
>>218710655Sam’s response to seeing this was just>idc, I just want money. Gonna get another watch
eww
the twins were literally crafted to cosplay as native american
>>218710931Kill yourself mondonigger
joop spongebob
>>218710937oh you just know this mf is on cloud 9 right now
Landon sucking off Drake while Vicky pounds his ass
>jet larping bit
>>218710919why did she react this way at a TTS asking to eat her ass?
Why is Jet on camera?
>>218710931+1 mondo megabits added to your account
>>218710919Daniel looksmatch fr
>>218710937stfu claire u stupid ho
ngl Landon's theme song Jet made is pretty fire, he actually has talent for making random/spur of the moment catchy beats. That's it though. He is not a show runner, Producer, or manager at all.
>>218710922Josie is facing her autism. The twins are the real deal
Real life cartoon character
fucking jet is a piece of shit and everytime i see I CURSE HIS SHITTY SLAVIC EXISTENCE FUCK OFF JET IDC ABOUT YOUER ASSTUPID FOCIUGN COMMENTARU U FOCKIN G IDIOT GET THE FOK OFF SCREEN YOU SDFUCKOING IDIOT YOUA ARE FAILURE OF HUMEN BEING....
Jet taking 45 minutes to explain the most mid bit possible
>>218710962He's trying to groom the retards.
>>218710957u cooked w this
>>218710959she's into anus play
Kino
Bingo shall lead this tribe to a GLORIOUS victory! Glory upon Makusha!
Bongo is looking good today
>>218710962Rizzing the twins nigga
>>218710950Genuinely cannot believe joopy is related to this fucking faggot
>>218710962He dressed them up like this for a reason
>>218710951they are native american so that's probably why
>>218710947the house was designed with views in mind so all the rooms have large windows. they should have block some of them out its creating too much light during the day
>>218710931Jet has been funny like 3 times in 5 seasons.
who is this fat ugly guy and why is he always on camera?
>>218710807>*HYACK PUGHT*>you wanna fucking box me bro>dont you make fun of charlie kirk brah>pwease ban marky messages jet ;-;
>>218710891>10 minutesDamn, you easily clear my 2 minutes. I don’t know honestly. It kind of feels like he’s trying to capitalize on oneyplays slower upload frequency but he’s also trying too hard to be funny in a way he isn’t usually. Really confused on what to make of it ultimately.
Jet is going to fuck Bongo isn’t he…
>>218710955Gorania... My beauty...
>>218710959>>218710849
Jet is a content God! He should do more bits on the show like this.
MY DICK IS A RAIN STICKMY DICK IS A RAIN STICK
fire and brimstone upon the neptune name
who is hosting the show jet or bam fucking hell
>Act native american broThey already are you fat fucking cunt
>>218710989they look identical
>>218710959She has pimples on her face from all the ass munching
>>218710768The amount of makeup she's wearing now a days is sad.
>>218711014Jet, dumbass.
>jet needs to do sams bit>nontent day with shit bits>"this days going pretty good so far"
>>218710930oh no, it’s happening
>>218710922Josie
>>218710932Shakespearian comedy.
Landon...have you ever tasted...cum? [coy Bam face]
>>218711019joopy really is just jet with a wig and now braces
Was it rape?
>>218711008Agreed. Sam WHO? That guy was holding Jet back. Now we can see his true comedy and vision come to life!
>>218711014it's beyond sad how he ruins everything
I don’t like that everyone is starting to get attracted to Bongo. She’s mine. Everyone was into Bingo before.
>>218710873yeah he's a washed up former chad who used to be able to walk into a room and girls would line up, and now he's been reduced to hanging out with autistic losersimagine showing this to 2003 bam, he'd kill himself
>>218711002playing with dolls
>ben giggling while filming the twins
Just imagining the massive bush that twins are rocking down there is making me leak precum
>gives roleplay bullshit direction>vague threat>leavesyep this is fishtank
Bingo wants Bashir's scalp
>>218710955>spongebob
HEIL KRATOM QWAEN
Is Skull Hyde in jail?
>>218711039I can't tell if this is a joke or an actual quote
>>218711014bam is doing a make or wish
>SACRIFICE!!!SACRIFICE!!!>SACRIFICE!!!SACRIFICE!!!>SACRIFICE!!!SACRIFICE!!!>SACRIFICE!!!SACRIFICE!!!
Which twin pokes the other one's eye out first, you think?
goran reenacting dancing with his favorite squaw. sad!
emma is a butt slut like claire and summer
the hat going over Bingo's eyes is too cute
>>218710950Makes all the fishtank girls go wild for him.
i usually skip this part
they are native american on the father's side who molested themgood bit jet!
>>218710950he needs to be bullied back to an acceptable weight
>>218710794They need to get one of those suitcases that Binx had, nobody fucked with it because they knew they wouldn’t be able to get into it.
>>218710959I need to see her delicious brown anus.
>>218711075bongo.
>>218710959Gross.
At least Ben's smiling again
>>218710972the song is ai
Jet and production are such nontent Sam replaced them with a professional cinematographer and director in season 2
>unga bunga bongo don't know
I feel like Bongo is just fucked up from having Bingo around her all her life. If she spent time away from her and more time with me she would probably stop slurring her words and become more normal. If you had Bingo following you around for 26 years you'd be a little weird too. It can be undone. It will be undone.
native american hereextremely offensive
when does josie show up
>This show is just a ploy to get 2 autistic women to behead a white arab in front of a jewish man
>>218710950we live in the universe where this faggot does not work at your local gas station
>>218711095I guess that's why they lied and said they aren't?
>>218711119they're retarded. pls understand
Who is the sexiest fish this season?Leave a comment below
>>218711134James Drake
>>218711118i think bongo likes the fact shes a bit more there than bingo and can control her
>Jet coming up with excuses to hang out with the girls in the castYep its all downhill from here
They're gonna summon Josie, aren't they
>>218711118but then bingo dies...
TRANNIES LOSTJEWS LOST HH
You can really tell Jet has a domination fetish because he loves Indians and Asians.
>>218711119go have some firewater redskin
ppv down?
>>218711119We still luv u Jo-Z.
this is the part where josie shows up
>>218711131It's because they're not "natives", they're mixed and live outside a rez, her dad is part native alaskan
>>218710916They talked a little on one of her streams this week, maybe during the season premiere and Dan was a submissive sperg as usual, but it was kinda funny/comfy
>>218711083Aka the best kind of SLUT!!!!!!
what are we watching
>>218711056This but unironically
>>218711065GODDAMN IT
>>218711153ppv up
>>218711001jet's facial fat looks so soft.
>>218711149And she will be missed but Bongo will thrive.
>>218711118One cannot live without the other. Their fates are intertwined, one soul split into two bodies.
>>218711119>native american here>extremely offensiveGood
>>218711134HIMOTHY
>>218711162Josie as the indian god sounds fucking kino!!!
>>218710788Thats clearly bongo, you seriously can't tell them apart?
>>218711170foreplay
native americans are actually gooksmexicans are mixture of native muricans and europoor spicsthat makes them hapastherefore twins = hapas
>>218711185Stern Warchief Bingo
>>218711047people on this 4chan website sure are sadistic negative nancies, huh?
…so is head an actual contestant now? could see them eliminating him to buy some time and keep the original fish (and all the tensions between them)
>>218711002Missed opportunity to ragebait sam over kirk
>>218711172I'm going to fuck jets sister as revenge for how bad this show is (not a joke)
>>218711194MAURO MONSTERS WE ARE SO BACK!
emma needs a bbc to cum on her face to cure her pimples
JOSIE JUST ENTERD CHECK CLOSET
>>218711201raya...
>>218711212freeloader, cant be eliminated
>>2187112121st time watching fishtank?
deport the serb NOW
>>218711201Crazy how thats a man.
im warming up on the jeet robot
HEYWA HITWA HEYWA HITWA>HEYWA HITWA HEYWA HITWAHEYWA HITWA HEYWA HITWA>HEYWA HITWA HEYWA HITWA
>>218711209>negative nanciesYOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
>alright now lets get the indian robot lady in the *insert situation here*
>>218711198what did she mean by this?
>>218711044JET IT UPBIG UPS
>tenacity?
CAPTURE AND SCALP EMMA
>>218711209if i looked like (You) i'd be negative too
>>218711239bingo hit that shit hard
bongo has better facial expressions
>should I keep myself here?>yeah you can you're indian too
>you're indian too
>>218711253every women on this show is a complete fucking retardand they're convinced they're not
holy shit lmao
>>218711229he’s listed with all the contestants on the contestant page and there’s no fish/freeloader labels anymore
>>218711270>>yeah you can you're indian too>70% anger
So every single jeet actually has the same exact voice?
ayyy who got the download link for s03e02?
>>218711201can they raccoon their hair then. i want a sexy hapa like the ice skater bitch
Unironically have a copy of this on the table next to me right now. An omen, perhaps?
>ITS MY FUCKING SHOW >DO THE UNFUNNY BIT>NOW SEND IN THE ROBOT
what are bingbong's iqs? >bingo: 75>bongo: 85
>virgin sacrificebingo, emma is the farthest thing
This is terrible huge aura loss for the twins
>>218711293check the bant thread if no one posts it here
>>218711243Disgusting
>virgin sacrificeyeah fucking right
I hope at some point Bashir just beats the fuck out of Vicky in a camera blindspot
>>218711298Bongo 100Bingo 130
>>218711304>aurayou need to leave
>>218711293https://gofile.io/d/mGLrB6
>>218711293kino
>>218711098Binx is actually pretty capable when it comes to things like that, good at organizing, thorough, detail-oriented etc. And I'm not even a Binx simp
>>218711304No you are just a tranny
>>218711298about right, maybe 90 for both
vinny update
what is the payoff for the indian robot jet
>>218711209>people on this 4chan website sure are sadistic negative nancies, huh?
anyone else be feeling like this season sucks?
>>218710637>Literally nothing happening>Mohammed went to sleepG O R A N I A N
i cant help but feel like this is a mints bit and a total fail
hi
This is fucking satanic.I am cancelling my MDE subscription unless Sam shuts this shit down.
antara is happy :)
>>218711347hi
how come we don't talk about cryokeen anymore?
Why is Emma there
>>218711338kek
>>218710832The urge to turn on an MRI machine while she's in the room
>>218710807You're now recalling Sam did this on s2 with the Autocrat coffee syrup and chow mein sandwich (he got assmad that no one else thought they were as gross as he did)
Vicky is still saying kratom mogging.
>>218711334devastating image
>>218711354She genuinely loves the twins.
>Hey mints, lets babysit the audience with the twins while we blow fat lines with bam and head in the basement
Where did she go, only fish who has nothing going on, at least Emma has been fighting
>>218711334only good skip in WP2
the pop when they fly in Antara for the finale
>>218711358we’re anticipating his arrival into the house at any moment
Bashir rejected a hug from Bams wife earlier so Emma and Vicky should just try to hug him all day to make him sperg out
>>218711338which posters are they in the thread?
>>218711239My heart goes out to you two as well!!!!!!!!
this sucks, should have made them do red face
>>218711377she's gonna slut it up with head in the jacuzzi tonight
>>218711341Shows dead without Sam Jet isn't good enough to carry and Bam is trying but production sucks too much to give him good direction
>>218711358hn2b begging to be taking control of the robot, tributing to the twins would be a good start
>>218711335...payoff?
Does this dweeb actually get nose bleeds? Lmao.
>>218711377mommy
i haven't came for over a month. i need emma vicky or the twins to at least have a nip slip or something
>>218711338very blurry, could be anything
>>218711341This season is peak as the youngins say it. Comfy like s1 with not as much downtime and more interesting contestants on average.
>>218711312>Bashir beats Vicky up>She ends up wearing a burka for the rest of the SeasonKino
JD just rotated hotdogs that are on a hotdog cooker constantly rolling
>>218711400>Shows dead without SamTRUE. I MISS SAM SITTING IN THE CORNER ON HIS LAPTOP!
>>218711400>Shows dead without Samchug bleach
JD trying to sell hot dogs is a good bit.
landon is spiraling because they made him eat french onion soup
>>218711399They are working on IT!!!!!!1!!
>>218711384I wish
>>218711418lol
>>218711325Binx had the advantage going into famous house knowing it was BS so she prepped accordingly.
>>218711409>>218711399
>>218711385The ones who keep saying Sam sucks and was holding the show back.
Landon fucking sucks
I miss the mizzler so much brosWhat a fucking waste of an eliminationThe very day mizzy embraced the show and understood how to live in the tank she got booted because "having five plants is fucking crazy." Retard jet. Then they immediately hit the nuke button on FH2 one day into it. They traded mizzy for the jeet and he got kicked immediately because they miscalculated just how much the original fish hated that faggot. Then they brought mizzy back as soon as the RV arc started because they realized she was a good fish. Fuck jet. Fuck sam. Fuck ben. Fuck fishtank. Mizzy stabbed frank with a pen twice and poured mustard down his asscrack. That should have secured her place in the tank. They should've just split the 50k between her and luke and called it a day. Fucking retards
>>218711338>yo jet they are actually being pretty positive this season!
>Landon seething over trying new foodslove autistic retards so much
>>218711417getting vicky in a burka would be a neat job
He’s nowhere near my favorite and I honestly don’t care what happens to him but I think JD is funny.
JACUZZI GETTING FILLED
>>218711428french onion soup is asss Landon is right
It would be amazing if they could surprise the fish by flying Antara out in the last week of the show to be a freeloader in person.
if production was funny they'd post proof they are production then lie about what is going to happen
This season isn’t half bad so farHow would you all compare it to prior seasons?
I went to highschool with a girl who looked just like Emma. She was a super sheltered Baptist. Her boyfriend bragged that they used a whole 50-pack of condoms in under a month doing exclusively anal since vaginal sex is a sin.
>>218711449shut up mizzy
Head knew that there was a camera in the jacuzzi and still took a shit in there.
>filling up the tub>an hour and a half until they do the stream bit
it's the best season yet
>>218711459>NOW FILL IT WITH PISS
>>218711409so far we've only seen head's dick
We saw head's penis in the morning btw chat>head's head
>>218711416>not as much downtimeYou can skip an entire day and be caught up in one single QRD post that has five sentances...
>>218711459>HEADS UNWASHED AND BARELY WIPED ASS >PINKEYE INCOMING
>>218711319>https://gofile.io/d/mGLrB6thanks i was looking forever
>>218711479true
>>218711481YO FILL IT WITH STRAWBERRIES HAHAHAAHAHAHA
>emma crying all day>vicky dragging her suitcase around like a homeless lady>muzzie sleeping>anisa disappeared>landon moping at the bar >JD stuck in the shopwhat the fuck is this cast
>>218711468s2>s3>s5>BG>s1>>>s4
>>218711488>in the morningit was like an hour ago
>>218711481>HE’S NEVER HAD PISS
>>218711468Bring back Sam or stop doing the show
>>218711464they should plug her to every speaker around the house and make her thick indian accent at 200% volume
>>218711499Me when chad lies
>>218711401can we hack the robot?
PLAY GAY GUY ALERT IN THE JACUZZI ROOOM NOW
>>218711503it's a good cast
>play with her beaner
>>218711511kek
this show absolutely never had a good season
they ended the yt stream.
Scalp Emma already
>>218711479come up with better bits maejok
did this dude just say that he is going to procreate after the show
>>218711503it's a DarkRP server
>another day of yawntent and nontent go steal some Kick IRL streamer ideas Jet and fail miserably
>>218711503They need a vibe repair STAT
>>218711517Jet here, no. Pay up nigga.
>>218711514I wish so we could drive it down the stairs and end that retarded bit already
>>218711527correct
>>218711469Anal is fucking gross and normies need to kill themselves for being tricked into thinking it's hot
>>218711548It's a vibe repair season
>>218711486>>218711488if you did then good eye, i just saw a giant gut hanging down.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHEY LITTLE BUDDY HOWS IT GOING TODAY?LANDON IS YOUR NAME
>>218711559so true
Twin Island is being colonized
i miss s2 so much man..how did jet fuck it up from s2, just make more challenges mid day and not have the food be grits and you would have a infinite content formula
>>218711527every day is the lowest point ever until it isn't and someone posts "apologize" and then the cycle repeats itself
there should be special 1 day only items in the storeor at least sales
Ben is by far the best cameraman.
twitter steals shit from us all the time so its okay to steal from them
>>218711570Can I get the full lyrics but landon replaced with janny?
>>218711468It’s like a weaker season 1I’d place it above season 4 and the long nontent parts of Season 2
>drawing an adWhy isn't he walking around the fucking house promoting them?
s2niggers get the rope
anissa changing into bikini in the kitchen bathroom
>>218711576selective memory, jet fucked up season 2 plenty as well
>>218711580See that would be interesting, and drive conflict (if they were limited use items or could not be shared items) and has only been around since Borderlands 2 so obviously production has no idea how to implement this.
>>218711479I disagree
>>218711576Yeah we all have our favorite seasons, move on.
>>218711499She looks llike a skinwalker. That's someones skin being worn by something...
>>218711584what tranny drew this
>>218711559This, I don't get it all
>>218711527The first two weeks of season 3 were unanimously positive
>>218711491Major details sure, I'll watch fishtank pretty regularly as it airs and then later on watch the recaps and be surprised by just how much I missed. I'm sure there's still a lot to season 3 I missed out on.
>SHIT JACUZZI>YA FIND A JACUZZI AND YA SHIT IN IT>IT'S CALLED A SHIT JACUZZI
>>218711591he has to stay in the market as per the job and to prevent theft
>>218711623take your meds
>>218711576s2 had like 10 days in a row with absolutely nothing but shitty 30 minute challenges at 7 pm when the wiggers actually woke up
just wait when Steve-O shows up it's going to get wild
>>218711581Best to worst cameramenBen > Vance > Chris Lynch Andy > Jet > That guy who was terrible
Why is vicky hobo maxxing?
HAAAAAAAHHey, little buddy, how's it going today?Janny is your name.Scrub-a-dub-dub boy clean it upor that stain is just gonna stayhey, little buddy, now we're having some funscrub it all up with the suuuuuuuuuuuuuuudslet's all go and pick it upJanny loves cleaning it up
Jet wants more video clippers, but the silly meme posts with a low quality screencap get far more likesYou can literally repost a joke from here via your phone in 30 seconds and get more views than clipping a videoI'm not sure how it is on Instagram
Twins job for tomorrow:Make Head cum
>>218711479definitely has potentialfuck dooming, although it's needed to keep the wiggers in line
>>218711645She doesn't anyone fucking with her things
>>218711638Cant wait to hear them talk about their soberierty and veganism!!
>>218711600Kicking Cole was the moment that production showed their disdain for the audience and began festering a fanbase of people who hate the show and want it to fail.
>>218711591people could steal from the store then.Also does he have some sort of incentive to sell the hotdogs like a task?
>>218711645ITS DAY 5
>>218711635but they drank all day and smoked cigarettes IT WAS SUPREME CONTENT
>>218711645she's paranoid someone is gonna pour something on her shit
>>218711499>it's only day 5
why isn't jacuzzi cam on fishtank.rip?
>>218711645Consequences of kratom mogging and kratom purifying the tank
>>218711576>the hours long attack therapy sessions that everyone hated>the almost week straight of the brian/trish/CK love triangle>the countless failed bits that dragged on for fucking ever>it becoming even more apparent in cole's wake that the fish fucking suckedS2 sucked, cope
>>218711648BasedThanks
>>218711670then they can just pour shit on her lol
>>218711676KRATOM MOGGEDKRATOM MOGGEDKRATOM MOGGED
>Vicky giving kratom to the twins
>>218711576Idk what you are talking aboutSeason 2’s biggest problem was that nothing would happen in the daytime
>>218711680>blind retard
Is this fucking retard planning on holding her luggage for another 25 days?
shit shoe status?
>>218711660>kicking ColeCole bitched out and left on his own.
>surely our jacuzzi hot tub stream will bring in money today
Is Vicky giving kratom to both of the twins?
>>218711584>forgetting Anissa
>>218711680look harder
>>218711003I can't even stomach 2 minutes since I can't suspend my disbelief enough to believe that Sam Hyde has friends and would shoot the shit with them while playing vidya. The entire channel is such an obvious cash grab it's disgusting, at least with oneyplays you know they enjoy it on some level and are actually friends, with this it is purely a job nothing more
>>218711338what's this supposed to be?
>>218711685The attack therapy sessions were good but I agree with the other points
>>218711711trust the plan
>>218711709she's roleplaying as tayleigh
>>218711713No one's buying it Jet.Bring back Sam already you can't handle this on your own.
>>218711714how is getting slapped any worse than spreading your asshole to the world though?
>>218711576So many regard season 2 as the best now, but as it aired people ITT were bitching about it more than they are about this current one. Food 4 thought.
>eat bongo
>>218711706>>218711720thanks found it
>>218711642Vance is the best "cameraman" cameraman in so far as he's super consistent in getting good framing and shots. I feel like Ben's style fits the show better though because you can tell he's not afraid to get quirky with it and is actively trying to get creative shots even though they don't always work.
Reminder: YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
>>218711676Absolute mogging queen. Jimmy wishes he was that badass
>>218711685>the hours long attack therapy sessions that everyone hatednah this was kino. everything else is right htough
>>218711760Thank fuck
>>218711747true art takes time to be appreciated
Anissa bikini soon holy shitAlso knowing that ugly bastard Head will be in the tub with her is making me hard
are there any storylines worth knowing about or has it even started really yet
Giving drugs to retards is one of the more fucked up things Jet has ever done.
there's a little fiber on the bottom left side of the camera lens on the handheld
so this fishtank season is just among us?
>>218711772Why are cucks like this?
>>218711747It’s a bunch of newfags glazing season 2 because they only saw it through the superior edited episodes instead of live
>>218711685This is true. The only saving grace was karate with sensei Scott. He really brought a lot of fun energy to the show
>>218711772if this happens i will give jet all my money
bimbo and bombo
>>218711685People hated the therapy as love of the show though, not because it was boring the rest is just wrong and the bits were better then all other seasons failed or not
>>218711772
>>218711737I forgot she carried around her bags for super long
rachel is now on cameo!
>>218711756>Vance is the best "cameraman" cameraman in so far as he's super consistent in getting good framing and shots.Vance has struggled with the focusing, but not this season, but I can't just ignore the past.
I am the Director.
>>218711772and she's married
>>218710648Time Machine.
Get james drake a cowboy outfit and have him play tag with the twins
>>218711788found the tourist
>>218711783PRODUCTION!!!
>>218711468Better than Season 1. Nothing was happening yet at this point in S1.Worse than Season 2. Gator squats, JC quitting, Cole sulking all day, Brian and Trish fucking in a closet and Cole walking in. Worse than Season 3. Halloween party. Alex B freaking out about Burt.Better than Season 4. Rachel hitting her head against the wall. Retarded scientist bit. Rachel just being annoying.
Why is everyone saying Emma does anal and had 2 black boyfriends?
why do so many niggers come in here asking for a summary/overview kill yourself
tub is too full. it will overflow when they get in
>>218711788why does s2 have the most clips across all platforms then aside from burt and burt alone in s3, face it. best payoff, best conflict. it WAS the best season out of the 5
>>218711732>>218711765the attack therapy sessions turned almost everyone against production for their schizophrenic "don't worry about being entertaining that's our job" flip to "WTF YOU GUYS ARE BORING AND YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING INTERESTING"
>>218711808What type of people are asking rachel for advice
so has head bathed yet?
PUT HEAD IN A SLINGKINI
>>218711831QRD on niggers coming in here asking for summaries?
>>218710655N WORD
>>218711760Why would anyone on their right mind want that?
how do we get bashir to stay without making the other fish freak out?
>>218711829This is a fairly reasonable way to look at it
>>218711645don't touch my fuckin shit dood
Is james still depressed?
>>2187118302 ex bfs being black was leaked on day 2. dunno about the anal thing though, sounds like bait
season 2... sovl...
>Pep talk>Tell me your insecurities
>>218711846no and he barely wiped his ass earlier too
>>218711873he's sensitive
>>218711834>why does s2 have the most clips across all platforms does it?
>>218711830the anal thing is true the blacked shit is just weird cucks
>>218711851>Hey I just got here what is fishtank what is live streaming who is bam qrd???????
>>218711808>$85+
stinky twins...
>>218711817>walled 4 Jet drugging ang grooming
>>218711858We dontWe don't control the action... jet lied. Fish died.
>>218711873idk but jet hasn't fucking paid him yet for some reason
>>218711858>someone paid $5k to give a fish a new plant! Here you go bashir
>straight F's kek
I will be so happy if Head poops in the jacuzzi.
>>218711799
>>218711808>85 dollarsjesus, you can get angie for 5 lmaohttps://www.cameo.com/purplemoths
>>218711790Everybody hated those when the season was airing. In fact those were probably the most hated routine of the season
>furriesoh no no no
>>218711917good value
>>218711917literally who?
>>218711881the swamp magic didnt work :(
>>218711799Is that a Shin Godzilla tatt? Based
>We used to think a lot but not so much anymore
>>218711829This is by far the best season AT THIS POINT FEW DAYS IN the biggest problem is the cast.Without the twins and kinda James Drake this shit would be so soulless and boring. Not to mention there is ZERO sex appeal. I feel like this will be a problem that gets worse the further we get into the season unless the fish all magically grow a personality in a week. I guess if you bring in the right freeloaders it could be fixed.
The twins just instantly gave the jet like 5 great costume ideas, I bet it never even crossed his mind to do a conjoined costume
>>218711929He won't get them because those things cost thousands.
What's the point of Jet talking to them?He's adding nothing and he's not funny.
>>218711893yes. almost all images from fishtank are from s2, especially on here
>>218711858He's destined to be voted out earlyHe's entertaining but he's making a lot of enemies in the house
>>218711917Wonder what else this TLP would do for $5
>>218711857I've known so many people like Vicky and they all suck. These are the burnout white people that are in and out of court every month for shoplifting or starting a fight with someone in a checkout line at a dollar store.
>and vicky's jealous of youtrue
i want to cum
>>218711935she's a slutty filipina with a flat chest who acts younger than her agethis is amazing to people who don't know there are millions of those
>>218711941That was when Ben as them "do you guys think you're dumb or something?" and bingo said "We used to think that a lot, but not as much anymore, like in school we would get straight f's"
>>218711961voting is retarded you stupid fucking faggot just stop relying on that
Detective Cole is still the best bit from any season. He could monologue like no other. He left us too soon.
>>218711967her acne is flaring up due to lack of Big Black Cock cum on her, she needs to be covered in cum asap
>>218711956jet is funnier than sam and all of mde. let that sink in.
>>218711902
>>218711968Her seething at them sleeping last night gave it away
>>218711929they never said they were furries. you guys are so dumb man, take everything literally
MAKE THE CALL YOU SONS OF BITCHES
>>218711022Anyone who watched season 1 know she has to, same with the pushup bras and the waist tightener
1/6th of the way through the season and they're still doing vibe repair tankgrim
>>218711967large eyes = large ____?
>>218711996they are obviously part of the furry adjacent cultures
>>218711986idk about all thaaaat but definitely one of the best intros
>>218712010Clit
>>218711956>What's the point of JetBeen trying to figure this out
>>218711945Season 1, 2, and 3 all had better first few daysFishtank usually has a great first week and then the quality drops off as the wiggers crash from stimulant overuseMaybe you have amnesia because Season 4 was the first season where it sucked from the beginning making 5’s beginning look peak in comparison
>>218711966ok, thanks for telling me this information
>>218711829>Better than Season 1. Nothing was happening yet at this point in S1.simmons cross dressing already happened by this point
>>218711967
>>218711989I don't think he's funnier than anyone now that I think of it.
>>218711996Wouldn't be surprising if they were, Josie was
>>218711997At this point, I will just be dissapointed. He should have been a contestant once those other two walked. Hell from the beginning.
>>218711995I didn't even hear that. She's complained about every single other person except for anissa and emma
>>218711957thats s4
>>218710681Holy fuck he's so ugly it's perplexing
gloryhole enthusiast
>>218712010areolas
post antara
vicky already being raped into walking around everywhere with her stuff is so fuckedliterally mindfucked by a gay discord mod day 2, hoping we get a post show suicide
>>218712021Dan deserves her
>didn't like a single foid from s2, s3 and s4>like the twinsexplain
Anissa is bitching out on the bikini and only wearing a one piece, nontent hottub.
>>218712030josie is a fake internet autist who does it to look cute, these are real autists. there a big difference
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773953507165459.mp4
>>218710732whimsy is cringsy
>>218711997let the dog drop in jet
is vicky leaving? just tuned in
NEW FREELOADER TOMORROW
>>218712033You had to see the way she was acting when they were all in the bar
>Jet sees Kimmee's slumber party webms>comes up with a jacuzzi stream bit the absolute state of scriptank production
>>218712048The gay discord mod was the biggest disappointment of the season. Faggot could dish it but not take it. Bitchmade.
I feel bad now for calling the twins retarded.
>>218712053WOSIE
>>218712048She's such an insecure little freak. She just said it was a fucking dominance thing, lmao.
>>218711857One of the ugliest humans
>>218712071no
>>218712077they had the house with a jacuzzi before the sleepover stream
>>218712071yes
>>218712058kek i laughed out loud when i saw that
wtf goin on with jacuzzi
>>218712077so if i keep posting hapa webms will the wiggers send in a Hapa freeloader?
you now remember the giant rain stick from s3
>>218712071No, she's just protecting her things
>DNSL pep talk making Bashir tear up
So based Anisa ditched her kid to sit in a hot tub with Head
>>218712053They're entertaining on their own
anisa rocksgo queen!
>>218712087peak female physique
>>218712105yes they will
>>218712125qrd? im watching invincible right now
>>218712125Is it actually DSNL? I didnt know he was a fan.
Baker?
>>218712125Fuck, I missed it.
jerk off instructions from angie
>>218712125Even funnier considering daniels is a huge asshole to his fans
>>218712127being a Mother is the hardest job in the world. the Queen deserves a vacay
Does anyone have clips of the muslim assulting plants and women?
>>218712125>DNSLwhos that?
>>218712136I literally said exactly what's happening in the post anon
Crying because a minor eceleb likes you, holy fuck
>>218712145literally all I want
>>218712125DNSL fucking sucks
>>218712138yes hes watched the show since s1 or s2 at least he always pops up he does quite a bit TTS and toys
>>218712150settle down.
We still love Josie her right?
>>218712150Faggot Garry's Mod troll, has a youtube channel and acts like Bozo
>>218710873Yes. That's what happens when you get old. He pities them and feels a little parental towards them. A younger, more contemptuous and insecure man would gladly bully the autists like Jet sort of intends to. Sam could do it because he's emotionally stunted and retarded. Bam is a fuck up and an addict but his life hasn't been as stupid or pointless as Sam and the Wiggers’.
>Bashir got longhoused by Vicky saying he body slammed her
feels like Vicky got talked to by Jet and told production would protect her or something when she had her night one bitchout about Bezo, ever since shes been acting like shes untouchable. Coddletank part 3
>>218711986meh
>>218712150the real northernlion
>>218712150Daniel from SL https://youtu.be/ssr1PMSNvwk?si=kUwkOy21nN_O8zBp
>>218712138yep he's sent a shitload of stuff over the seasons
>you now remember when Turkey Tom visited the house in S1
why are they emptying the tub?
>>218712152could cut my dick cheese with that face
>>218712171Who?
>>218712164>>218712175hey, settle down okay
>>218712142Hasn't even started yet, about to read it in the dorm's closet
>>218712175>acts like BezoImagine being this retarded
>>218711967>cries
>>218712175yeah he's washed now
>>218712138yeah he was a huge jimmy paypig during S2 and changed his twitter pic to the fisher price phone for a bit
>>218712197Nasty Mikey? Is that you?
Jet telling Bashir to stop apologising, rare Jet W.
>>218712175He acts nothing like Bezo
>jet giving bashir good advicewhat the fuck happened to jet
the jacuzzi is drained
>already emptying the jacuzzi?
>>218712186>you now remember when EmpLemon visited the house in S1
>>218712188they're retards that didn't plug it right
>>218712188premature ejaculation
Nasty Mikey from High-school is reading this thread RIGHT NOW.
>jet gave good advicethe fuck?
Jet is retarded and doesn't realize these faggots have to apologize for doing shit because he made it a popularity contest
>actual good adviceastronomically rare jet w
How does Bashir manage to stay in the game, he's pretty much guaranteed he's going home unless the twins pick Landon
>>218712091>>218712098thanks guys
no way his cortisol is spiking man...
>>218710837Everyone pretends to be bothered by this but this is really why people watch fishtank, otherwise we'd just watch big brother
>never apologize for anything ever This is why Jet can never succeed, he's incapable of admitting his limitations or faults
>one of the greats of all time
one of jet's few good qualities is that he gives good pep talks
guy who just stress ate a za
>>218712248True. But realistically you have to do it anyway because you can't survive without allies.
The Twins have good souls. I’m unironically going to try to befriend them after the show.
>>218712254Isnt it Emmas plant thats still alive? So Emma chooses.
>>218712254plot armor
>https://x.com/SADCQRE/status/2034735959418577248apparently JD ruined the kratom bag
>>218712285Doesn’t Emma hate Bashir the most? lol
>>218712285Oh, then he's fucked.
>>218712282what a retarded loser
Yeah, I'm thinking jet has the charisma and charm to pull off fishtank without Sam Hyde the racist dumbass nazi dragging him down. Let's all get a season pass to show him our love guys!
>>218712292Would be a huge W
Jet is doing a great job. Time to apologize?
>>218712302you've never been funny mints
>SFX ONaaaaaaaand mute
>>218712302a little on the nose
allah forgive me i am jerking off to head's feet again
>>218712310stop fucking glazing yourself jet
>>218712282parasocial niggas are weird
>>218712285Emma's plant is a bullshit frankenplant last I checked, and Jet said the boys couldn't stick shit to their plant to make it better, so if he's smart he'll DQ that garbage.The only actual plant that's still alive is Drake's, which was half fucked by Bashir.
>>218712285Why don’t they just destroy her shit? I’m confused
>>218712310he literally just said never apologise for anything. so I'm taking his advice
this sucks thoughbeit
>>218712274don't go to collegedate me insteadruin your life
>>218712285No, she was protecting the twin's plant from bashir, this was after bashir tried protecting it from emma because he thought she was going to harm it. emma is not very smart.
>>218712299>>218712329What are you gonna do about it nigga?
Flik da bean
the worst part about landon coasting is that we'll be hearing this gay ass song for at least another week
>>218712186I missed that. Qrd?
>>218712087What a whore
And then I'll say FLICK THE BEAN! People are gonna FREAK!
>>218712310Yeah i'd be willing to entertain an apology from him
I finally have 200 files in my Twin folder. Could someone make a new thread so I can download some rare twincaps?
>>218712327It was an accident!!!!!
>>218712310Jet, for every good thing you do, you wind up doing 2 retarded things. Everyone wants to like the show, you just make it hard at times.
>>218712216>>218712238>>218712252if you mean the not apologizing shit, he just copied that from sam
cringe salute
The jet hate is old and forced. Every season he does all he can to deliver a good product for us to enjoy.Seriously hes working night and day and you guys just shit on me all the time. Knock it off already.
>>218712332Bashir is longhouse'd after getting scolded one too many times.
aaaand bake done hold up a second guys
do any of the guys have their plants left? wasn't their real one hidden or something?
>>218712356>>218712356>>218712356
>>218712254Bashir has to destroy Emma’s plantOtherwise, he will have to play to Emma’s emotions because she cries easily and he could guilt her into not kicking him
When's Sam and Cole showing up to fix the nontent?
>>218712343Quit posting like a fag /end/ bro
>site is working>good audio>good cast>jet actually explaining what's going on>production giving good advice to fish including the shit testing ones>regular daily activities/jobs/challenges>simple midswhat's your issue now?
>>218712282i'm bingo's husband and she isn't allowed to have friends besides her sister
>>218712385That was a gaslight from production. Drake's plant is by the bar, nobody wants to fuck with it at this point, and he seems to have stopped caring about it because he thinks it can't win anyway.
>>218712406hey little buddy, shill it up...
>>218712406I wouldn’t call it a good cast
>>218712406I'll admit the show is going fairly smoothly.
>>218712406good points, how much is that season pass again?
>>218712406>no sam
head is /myguy/
>>218710637>/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S5 #136Why is the numbers fucked up?weren't we on like 700+ last couple of threads?
>>218712357he tried doing his pet play thing and everyone freaked out and called him a faggot
>>218712175Calm down, okay?
>>218712566Hi Nasty Mikey
