Legends Edition
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Masks isn't that bad
>>218714604personally I love that episode. it's dreamlike and cozy.
>>218714562Previous >>218688330
>>218714604It's a perfectly fine 7/10 and I don't understand why it gets so much hate. It's a really neat concept but there's no way the production schedule could meet the ambition of the script.
Move Along Home is a GOOD episode.
>>218714562A new location. This would be a good location to set up a bar.> come in gentleman, we're having a special, buy one drink, get the next at full cost
>>218714933One Cardassian Cockring, please.
>REEEEEEE IF WE GO BACK WE’LL DIEcharacter assassination, plain and simple
>>218714948well... if that's the sort of thing you want, let me show you our holosuites
>>218714881Shut the fuck up Larry
The only TruTrek (1965-2005) 'sodes I really hate are Assignment Earth, Shades of Grey, Fury, and These Are the Voyages.
TIL that Cardassian is similar to Kardashian.
>>218715049>Odo, do that Cardassian Cock Trick everyone always used to talk about!
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>>218715067Shades of Grey isn't even really an episode.
Akoocheemoya, we are far from the threads of our ancestors.
>>218714562And this rounds out the legendary 3
do you think vulcans used to be racist to the black vulcans before surak came along
>>218715067Assignment Earth over Spock’s Brain?
This guy looks like the type to get arrested at a UC Berkeley protest
>>218715314>first black Vulcan>the second black Vulcan is his wife
this nigga name Phallic Cock
>>218715314He had his chance.Time to move on.
What Human alcoholic beverage is Kanar comparable to? I want to try to be like my hero Damar.
>>218715533Jaeger possibly?
>>218715370>DUDE YOU CAN'T JUST WORK WITH THE CARDASSIANS TO IMPROVE INTERSTELLAR COMMUNICATIONS
I'm just saying... 15 million Bajoran deaths over 50 years?And how many of those were actually labor related?Furthermore, why would the Cardassians beat and rape their workers? That would just affect their output quotas. So we're just supposed to take Kira's word for it?
>>218715674>50 BEHEADED BAJORAN BABIES
>>218715674A lot of fiction writers are just really terrible with numbers and large scales from what I've seen.
Star Wars mogs
Looking forward to the animated Starfleet Academy S02 cross over with Lower Decks.
>>218715674Keep in mind that Odo only executed 3 Bajorans who were innocent in his entire tenure as constable of the Cardassian oppression palace. That’s at least 5 years where the death toll was 3 on that particular station, which has a capacity for around 10,000 people. Thats 3/50,000, which is around the number of people who die from covid. I’m just saying is all
Does LoDe actually pay respect to the franchise or is it just an ironic shitpost where the writers scoured Memory Alpha for material?
>>218715878the latter
To this day we still don't have a concrete explanation for why they don't enter warp while inside planetary systems, other than for drama/stakes.
>>218715916Climate change
>>218715674
>>218715916so they don't run into any planets
The Cardassian legal system must be extremely accurate if O’Brien was the only one to beat a trial. Like surely someone would be at trial when a video of the real murderer doing the murder gets found in their long history.
>>218715878I saw one clip where the characters were watching the DS9 OP on the viewscreen and one of them said “What are we supposed to do?” And another replied “Uhh…let’s be in awe of the pylons!”. Oh yeah, they had their own Naked Time/Naked now where there were black censor bars on everyone’s junk. So that’s the maturity level of Lower Decks.
>>218715674I'd say that the majority of "labor camp" deaths were from Kalla-Nohra syndrome or Fostossa virus rather than random and indiscriminate killings by the overseers - it wouldn't make any sense.
>>218716120Speaking of legal systems I’ve always felt that the system in the keep off the grass planet would be mayhem because as soon as people figured out where the crime zone was anyone could go hog wild and do a The Purge
>>218716185> Just don't ask me, I am but a simple tailor
>>218716269Can people set up their own crime ring in the Neutral Zone and the Feds can’t do shit about it?
i wish Weyoun 5 got to execute people it's kind of hot or something wait whoa who said that haha
>>218716351your greed is admirable. You'll go far
>>218716073Space is big doe
>>218715802Lower Decks can fuck off but I'd unironically love to see a crossover between Academy and Strange New Worlds, it'd be the ultimate cringe kino.
>>218716351gotta watch out or archaology pirates might raid you and make you wear gay belt clothes
>>218716185Most bajorans died in the self-sealing stem bolt assembly lines. The output was simply not sustainable
>>218716269Wouldn't the machine god get mad though
>>218716185the bajoran laborers died because bajoran terrorist kept attacking the supply lines, causing shortages of food and medicine. they did it to themselves, really.
Bajor had it coming, they made first strike. Kamikazing their solar sailboat into Cardassia like that. It was really an occupation of self defense when you think about it.
>Bomb in Garak’s shop was rigged to be triggered by proximity to a specific racial profile>Odo says the devices are often used by Flaxian assassins and a Flaxian just arrived of the station>uses racial profiling to catch maker of racist bombheh
>>218717356sort of
>>218717356I bet the Flaxians did this!
>>218717356The keep referring to him as “the Flaxian” like the fucking writers forgot to give him a name lmao>it’s looks like the African’s ship is going to warp
>>218717485>it’s looks like the African’s ship is going to warpWhat did Dukat mean by this?
In Timeless, wouldn't crashing at full impulse have completely vaporized Voyager? I thought Star Trek was supposed to be smart.
>>218717755It actually depends on the strength of their shields.
>>218717755The deflector dish was on
mirror kira is the only person who didn't get to fuck kiratragic
I think the launching of the shuttlecraft and the Galileo 7 is probably one of the most epic improvements they made to the original effects in that episode. In fact, all of them are pleasantly superior in every way.
Why did Kira go back in time to see Gul Dukat fuck her mom but not to stop the occupation of Bajor? The wormhole aliens clearly do not give a shit.
>>218718528all of the cgi effects are shit.fuck you
>>218718662Cry more, fat boy. I enjoy and appreciate them.
>>218718662
>>218714677loled at image
I still can't get through the first episode of strange new worlds or starfleet academyhow do you guys do it
>>218719341I don’t? I think I got 7 minutes into Pic
>>218719396this episode is gonna get shitlisted i just know it
>>218719341One would have to be either mentally ill, or a complete retard.
>>218719396>turns out you can’t trust a BenkaranGO FIGURE
tuvok stopped being vulcan around season 4 and just became a douchebag
>>218719636Based Paris.
>>218719773i love douchebag tuvok besides, the same thing would happen to anyone after 4 years of neelix's shit
>>218719773>>218719834They had to differentiate him a little bit to give Seven some room to be the show's token autist surrogate
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>>218719902Do black Vulcans commit more (logical) violence?
>>218715533>>218715567i feel like it'd be more like Fernet or Zwack
>>218719941Per capita?Probably.
on the subject of voyager, it was disturbing how later in the seasons the doctor apparently had a sex drive. I can't even begin to fathom how that would work or where that came from.
>>218720129>Kes told the LLM it was human so it had to start acting like one
>>218720129Either Banana, Kim, or Paris gave him a subroutine.
Star Trek Date with Data
>>218720209>it’s a gaslighting Data into installing a cunt and letting me plough him episode
>>218720251poems about datas pussy
>>218720282There was a transdroid from Venus...Who purposely cut off his penis...
>Phasers retain the setting from the last time they were used rather than defaulting back to stun, leading to accidental killings.Why didn't they fix this?
>>218719941Yes, but only because Tuvok singlehandedly skews the statistics.
>>218720357*once was
>>218720282Really boring poems with excessive syllables.
>>218720364It’s hilarious is why
DATA HAS A DICK
did soong model data's penis after his own or did he spruce it up a little?
>>218720563He tried to but what's-her-face kept modifying it because it was scaring the townspeople.
>>218720647Soongs wife was 18~ when data came online btw (he was 72)
>>218720690She was 35, already a hag
>>218720755Where’d you come up with that? When he she dies he put her in an aging robot body. Given a normal pace of aging and the actress’s age counting backwards she’s a teen while they built data
>>218720467He is fully functional.
*violin explodes*
>>218720800https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Juliana_Tainer>Born: 2303>Died: 2338https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Data>Born: February 2, 2338
>>218720467Imagine getting fucking POUNDED by a being who cannot get tired and can last as long as you needHa ha wouldnt that be gay lol
>>218721056it's not gay since data isn't a man, he's a machine.
>>218721119Based and no homo pilled
It never occurred to me that they made Sisko's mom also dead so both generations could have good father-son relationships. Back when TV could have positive, progressive messages without shoving it in your face with a Millennial quip about white male capitalists or whatever.
sisko's goatee is a parasitic lifeform that lives on his face and tells him what to do
>>218720958Where the heck do they get this information? I just watched the episode. They lived in the same colony and eloped when she was 25 according to that. He knew her since she was born
Japanese fanart.
When I was a teenager I thought Sisko on DS9 was also the musician Sisqo.
>check something on Memory Alpha as a refresher before I talk lore with my /trek/bros>"Huh? What the fuck are they talking about? When did that happen?">(DIS
>>218720467the real question is... does Data have an asshole...?Soong clearly gave Data a dick so he had the option to fuck, should he want to, but did he anticipate the possibility of Data being both gay and a bottom?
>>218721409>Data farts in a pseudorandom pattern, ya know, to appear more human
>>218721409what if soong gave data a womb and you didn't know and accidentally got data pregnant
>>218721262>Japanese fanart*Chinese
>>218721409Soong literally made Data as a fetish object. To emulate humans in every aspect of. Of course he has an asshole and Soong spent days making it as aesthetically pleasing as possible like any true craftsman
>>218721487It's all moon to me.
>>218721485Maybe that's where Lal came from.
>>218721662And what about Lal?Was she fully functional too?
>>218721771>data had to sculpt his daughter’s pussy*hits pipe*
