JD Edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- The twins are Indians-- Bashir attacked the last plant, Emma got mad, Bashir said to her "are you on your period?" -- The plant survived-- James Drake's job today, Actor: depressed; he already convinced Bashir and JD he's actually depressed.-- Only Emma's (?) plant remain-- Elimination on Saturday-- Bashir destroyed the twins' plant while the others were distracted by male strippers.-- Vicky milked JD-- Vicky and Bashir had a kratom related fight-- Vicky is being gaslit by the TTS into thinking "kratom mogging" and "the kratom mog dance" is cool-- Twins were rewarded immunity for being top stox-- Head says he's not going to play with Emma's bean>Links:https://fishtank.rip/ (PPV)https://www.fishtank.live/https://classic.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosprev: >>218714834
>>218715958>>218715783
ella
>"i'm glad sam is gone! now fishtank won't be disgusting and satanic and it'll be comfy and funny without the gross out humor!">the content with sam gone: a fat old boomer shitting and getting a footjob in a hot tub while the rest of the house falls asleep
Head is late 90s edgy and he's such a fucking chore to have to listen to.
Only Head deserves to win $50k
aw yeah rub that pink eye foam all over JD's face
>>218715924S4 was fucking ass even if it didn't end prematurelymost of the cast were retards and not the entertaining kind
Nothing like a petite little 135-lb Letty massaging your back by standing on it
what's emma and vicky talking about
/ftl/ loves J(ust)D(reamy)!
>Bro, I'm so done with this. I'm not watching this shit Why do you fags say this every single thread? We know you're never gonna leave.
>>218715921>120-130 is the smug midwit rangedork over here thinks he's einstein
Holy fuck, how has Vicky not piss mogged this faggot yet?
Bongo is holding back Bingo, she is far superior in intellect.
Fat bastard mouth breather cameraman is back huh. For sure bam’s buddy
I wonder how much the indian is paid and was it upfronthope it was upfront
Came to Creature a second time and then powtank Claire last thread
Vicky brothers we are here
I'm checking out.Gonna watch Invincible.Post a screenshot if the fat boomer shits in the tub.
DAE REMEMBER JERRY FROM S4?!?IT WAS SO KINO!
>>218716007that boy fadddeeeeeed
>>218715967>dude milk couch!>dude drugs!Freddy is nontent
Is this season shit or not?
>>218716002fax y'all
>>218716003we're poking the bear retard
trvke = the only reason people watch this show is because of sam hyde
>dumb, asshole President basado
SLEEPTANKKONK CLANKONK THE FUCK OUTGO TO BED NIGGA
>>218715992this cast is significantly worse. it's production's fault for fucking over s4. the candy challenge was more fun to watch than the plants.
>>218716017bros who is bongo and who is bingo
what is this expression supposed to convey
Western civilization would be saved if every man was guaranteed a Bingo wife
>>218716017Bingo is holding back bongo from being a normal social girl who FUCKS
>>218716034literally nothing interesting has happened the entire season
>>218715732I made this webm and I deeply apologize for the uncropped black bar on top. Here's a fix but I understand if the damage has been done and it's too late.
JD is cornered and his eyes are covered with bubbles GO BITCH
>Bam has 3 million followers>Show can’t even retain 10kMake it make sense
>>218716049cocklust
>>218716034it's pretty boring
THE RAPED
great, another thread of spergs posting that fishtank peaked with bitchtank and that season 4 was the best one
PISS INCOMING
>>218716008kek 120-130 usually make correct conclusions and piece things together visually in their mind without really thinking about it
PISS PISS PISS PISS!!!!
>>218716049his face is so funny it’s awesome
>>218716040viewer count and thread speed seems to agree
>>218716017Bongo was the one who made the frank Sam hummus video. It's her fault they're in this mess
REAL IQ rankingBingo 107Bongo 115James Drake 110Landon 86JD 91Bashir 100Vicky 90Anissa 101Emma 104Head 79
>>218716045bingo is kiki bongo is bouba
>>218716003i only watch the show through screencaps posted in here. i come here to larp and argue with faggots all day
POOP
>This bitch still debating thisget her out
>>218716034it's day 5 and we're on our fifth day of vibe repair in a row
>>218716049Nuclear vibes
this was funny until jd turned up
Wait, did my tardwife just call God Emperor Trump dumb? This is the worst day of my life.
>>218716049hi
>>218715971
>>218716045bingo i = thinbongo o = rotund
>>218716057I will not watch it again I will not watch it again
>>218716049it's like he's thinking too hard about the face he's making
>>218716040Everyone is saying this
I realized what’s wrong with the vibeswe don’t have beanie ben
>>218716068leaks and his circle of faghags
FUCKING WORTHLESS BITCH.
Landon is a fucking bitch>uhmm it's day 4
Post yfw jacuzzi + cards of humanity evening
>>218716034Worst season yet desu. Worst cast yet.
>>218716077built for 88txtop
>>218716068you're right, it peaked with Jimmy throwing the mallet and BG was the best one.
>>218716061Fishtank has never been about raw numbers but a ridiculous percentage of paying customers and whalesThat was the main reason of the original stream stars, random freeloaders would get all kinds of donations despite 70 people watching. Only problem was that Fishtank insisted on taking 50 percent I think
this bitch is so fucking dumb
>>218716068If were lucky well get a creature ass pic thats already been posted 500 times
>>218716049i love the garlic buttersaw
>>218716034It’s very obviously the worst season of the show, inclluding mini seasons.>Nothing happening>Bam is a soft handed terrible washed up 12 step gay guy host making friends with everyone>Day 5 and already piss and shit antics are startingAdd a genuinely uninteresting cast and yeah, it’s awful and there shouldn’t be a season 6
>>218716075>source: my ass
1. Ellie2. Taylor3. Bex
MAKE A CALL JET
>>218716114
>>218716089Undoing years of repulsive Sam vibes
>>218716087>DUDE islam is so heckin awesome
Maybe I'm simping but I feel like if you took Vicky and had her born and raised in a proper family she would have turned out an excellent mother
I was repulsed by vicky yesterday but she's looking mighty fine today. What's up with that?
anissa is pissing and farting on camera
landon got his tight little throatpussy deflowered
BRICKED
>>218716061you are retarded
every coom is a little different
someone post the pic of anissa on her knees in the bikni top and boots. im trying to goon.
The "previous season better than current" meme takes a lot of mental gymnastics when the previous season is 4
>>218716146WHAT
pisstank and fartank and you niggas missed it
>>218716125Turn your monitor on
>>218716144 She showered
>>218716008>>218716075120 is the average for college students, you're just retards
it's slowburn it will get wild soon trust the plan
>>218716141She wouldn't be Vicky then
>head thinks 40k people are watching thisoof...
claire?
Landon mogged this fucking stupid bitch and her failed piss mog.
>landon said no so I cant do itshe might be the dumbest person to ever be on this show
>>218716144We covet what we see everyday
>>218716132shadowfax chat
>>218716130120+ IQ is considered "gifted"
>>218716132Great list
>>218716061bam couldn't even get 1k live viewers on that instagram
>>218716144Kratom Syndrome setting in
Emma sucksJD sucksLandon sucksAsnizza sucksVicky sucks
>>218716133nana banana
>>218716144withdrawals will do that
Vicky on Dan levels of not doing shit
>>218716160this inst piss or poo tank..this is something else
>>218716158not really. convince me this cast is better. oh wait, you can't.
>bam and jetfags be like :WE HATE SAME FOR BEING ANTI WOKE FUCK THAT CHUD>also bam and jetfags : did that female contestant dated a non-white person before?!NOOOO NOOO THIS CANT BE FUCK HER
barely anything in the container and it's not even piss btw
>>218716044there are few uninteresting people but most are interesting contestants in their own wayS4 had maybe 2-3 memorable people
>>218716160WHAT
The twins are keeping these fish alive
>>218716136>repulsive Sam vibeshead is sharting in a hot tub and vicky wants to throw piss at JD
>>218716189She literally had a fucking hour when he was just sat in bed doing nothing.
what’s the story behind jet fucking someone on bloodgames girlfriend
>>218716084I love it when letty let's her slutty instincts take over. Do you think Jet was pissed when she chose to fuck his dumbass wigger friend over him kek
>>218716158Not really, S4 was good until it was cut short. S5 is just bad.
we're so fortunate Vicky is so affected by TTS
>>218716144She does look cuter today
Jet you better bring on a hot tlp freeloader next
Sam's absence killed the show more than I expected
>>218716049>Jet said if I ate a worm I could be on fishtank
>>218716160I'm not into porn with dudes in it
i just want shit and piss
Vicky’s physiognomy and behavior is a great example of why we used to beat women
Vicky can only do anything when drunk and on kratom, and even then it's Tayleigh levels of cringe
>>218716184WE all agree with this
James is so based with his acting dedication
there's a nigga itt aggressively trying to coin in new terms/force memes and failing miserably
>>2187161321. James2. Drake3. what ever his last name was
>>218716034Fraid so
>worried about getting stuff in on anissa>she's in the bathtub??????????
>>218716176it's not, though. every twentieth person you meet has a 120+ iq
Good idea to use Head in the jacuzzi and try to make it funny instead of just having two cast members sit awkwardly
whats going on with the towel
OBLITERATE EVERYONE. FUCK THIS CAST. KILL THEM ALL.
>>218716196>ESL gibberish
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773961255412938.mp4
>its just an acting gig>at least its a role
>>218716040Nah. S2 and even S4 were somewhat fine without him. S1 he was needed but only because the format was new.Bam is not even a bad host imo. Its just that the cast sucks. The muslim is the only good one and can't do much on his own.
MOG THE TANK W/PISS KRATOMQUEEN!!
>>218716196raccoon sexo
season 5 would be perfect if we removed flick the bean from the timeline
I like vicky because she looks funny
>>218716144i swear her face looks thinner. her fit is better too
>>218716249would you like to take a peek anon?
post hot or cute pics of Tayleigh
Is Landon actually waiting to prevent the piss mog?
Landon guarding like a fag
>>218716248Should have been bams wife with Anissa
>>218716249he has a crush on head
>>218716249Drake's snake
I just want you guys to realize that Bingo and Bongo have a body count of 5 each at the very least and they probably have a solar system of irl beta orbiters vying for the opportunity to date them as well. There's no such thing as a "femcel". If anything "autistic" ugly girls like that are the ones getting approached the most.
Jet, I know you're in here, can you remove Bingo's socks?
Neptunian
Why does everyone like Bashir? He's nontent
>>218716040currently 10k people watching it without him
>>218716283File not found
>>218716261the exact moment I became a bashtard
TTS snitching
You retards you are missing defender Landon
>>218716287i was there
Vickys eye area mogs its her best feature
>>218716287was it worth losing 9 months of my life? still on the fence
no strategy snitching btw
Bingo and bongo are becoming more attractive to me what the FUCK
>>218716160i expect this clipped and to soon be hitting thisvid servers
>>218716283
remember how fun these threads were during early weeks of the first three seasons
>>218716319I saw him standing still, pretty freakin cool bro
>>218716034>>218716116This is easily the worst cast we've had yet. Twins and Drake are good but they're nowhere near the level of Jon/Cole/Burt/Alex B/Freddy.
>>218716160This is repulsive
I like Drake and BingoBongo, everyone else is just shit
THIS SUCKS WE WONT GET HECKING TWIN BOXING KINO WITH SAM
>>218716287if anyone of you were involved in this you should kill yourself
Done with this show. Going to jerk off to Trump speeches.
nwah
>>218716303he's mogged the tank yesterday
wow nothing
>>218716163let me guess, you're a mega genius with an iq of 150, right? delusional giga retard, spread 'em
PEE PEE
I would enjoy running the Fishtank shop....
>>218716303They’re brown or jimmytards
LANDLORDS WWA?
landon WWWWW
this cast is making ellie look good chat
>landon has been standing around all day ready to cuck contentabsolute fag.
DEAD FUCKING SEASON HOLY FUCK
STRAWBERRIES
FUCK LANDON THE DUMB AUTISTIC GIMP FAGGOT
Fuck, I missed it. Did Landon fuck her up?
why was landon bodyguarding jd lol?
>>218716274Based Head is gonna pinch a loaf in there any time nowJust you wait
she's literally about to cry because landon grabbed her
>Landon got covered in piss for fucking JD of all people
>>218716337It's obvious that it's just the same 30 people from bant who are here
>>218716337maybe you just grew up
holy shit landon actually did something
Why did Landen dive in front of the piss attack like he was taking a bullet for the president
Wow vicky. Really got him there. Too bad he preemtively nuked your vibe
EPIC SAUCE!
landon just mogged the ever living fuck out of vicky
She really thought she did something
anticlimax
>>218716337rose tinted glasses, these threads have always been miserable
Alright, it's a pee show but WHERE'S THE POOP, CRYO??
>>218716196Hi Mike
why does vicky act like the smallest things are fucking crazy
SHUT THE BLOODY BASTARD FUCK UP AND BE TO DO THE LISTING TO ME! IT IS NOT HOLY BULLSHIT IT IS IMPORTANT!uh um so ummm uh hmmm ya um you know hmmm uh hmmm ya uh hmmm uh um
PISS QUEEN VICKY
>>218716373Yeah
LANDON BLOCK
This bitch is RETARDED
landon just cucked content
landon cucking, lame
time for her to bitch about being touched by a man again
>Completely out of breath after a 30 second burst of activitylol
Imagine taking piss for JDLandon L
That would have worked without the TTS snitching
landon fag
landon sucks
>>218716376HAHAHAH 4 HOURS FOR THIS
>female fish does something physical>male fish stops her physically>>get off meEvery single timeWhat was icky vicky even trying to do?
KICK LANDON NOW! KICK HIM WIGGERS!!!
NIP SLIP JACUZZI I FUCKING CAUGHT IT!!!
WE NEED A LANDON, TWINS, ANISA FINAL 3BESTSEASONEVERFRIENDTANK IS SOOOO GOOOD
>>218716396I dunno, but we're gonna keep hearing about it for the next 12 hours
vicky is feeling a rush from instigating the first weaponized piss incident of the season
KRATOM PISS MOG!!!
Srub it up Landon
>Landon took a full frontal of piss for no reason
>>218716376Some of the worst camera action ive ever fucking seen. Just stand back a tiny bit and keep it still for fuck sake. Where the fuck did they find this guy?
Landon fucking sucks
Vicky will brag about this moment for days
fuck snitches man. It makes Landon's block less cool
GO TO THE BATHROOM. YOU ARE SHITTING. YOURSELF.
It's genuinely hilarious that this was the season Jet decided to go all in on financially motivating people to clip.Like WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CLIP NIGGER SEASON 5 IS BORINGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>218716371this is the only funny meme to come from this season
she's literally about to puke because a man touched her lmao
>>218716374He didn't want the house to turn into pee pee poo poo wars yet, and he doesn't care about piss as a janitor.Vicky got brutally mogged, her mog spree is over.
Piss is sterile dumbfuck
not even piss btw
ITS PEEPEE TIME
JD may be nontent but I don't think he deserves the hate he getshe seems like an ok dude
That was such epic win by Landon. We need AB to do a play-by-play analysis on that power move.
retarded wiggers allowing snitch tts through
Vicky mogs
Was it actually piss or was it just the kratom water
>watching fishtank in 2026
It was piss in my mind
>>218716401kino piss action shot
>>218716452he's genuinely sperg and kills the vibe but i yearn to see him triumph over vicky
>>218716424I fucking hate headcrabs
>>218716424yooo her nips are brown as fuck
>>218716444this one webm is more memorable than anything any S5 fish has done so far, and it's not even a top 5 burt moment imo
>>218716424kek!
>>218716438yeah I've wanted to say something at a few other moments too. this guy has no instinct for good shots
>>218716463water + hot dog water
>>218716347unironically sounds better than anything happening this season
LOL SHE IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO CRY AND PUKE BECAUSE LANDON GRABBED HER
she's bitching about being manhandled again
>>218716448its not retard
>>218716376Landon, guardian of the bar, devout piss defender
>>218716444He looks like he got hit with a lightning bolt when he falls over
>>218716444the season is boring because sam isnt hereafter this is all over it will become obvious he is essential
CONTENT QUEENVICKYFUCK IT UPFUCK IT UPMY NIGGA VICKY FUCK IT UP
>>218716447understandablethank you anon
>>218716453THIS /ourguy/
DUDE we need bam+fatty kino
>>218716424great thanks now I gotta jerk off now
HOW CAN HE TOUCH?
I wanna manhandle Vicky if you know what I mean
>>218716442He was already waiting for her since she she walked in the bedroom with the piss and then bitched out.And now back to the fucking "OMG A MAN TOUCHED ME!!!!" longhouse bit with Emma. Fuck these nontent whores.
>>218716452he has a very very slight weird charm to him i cant put my finger on it.
Guardian Landon
HEY ITS JET THE CREATOR OF FRIENDTANK
>>218716327yeah that was pretty gay of mints to allow that through
>guy pls dont ruin anythingwhat a fag
I don't form opinions about the stream until Jet interrupts director to tell me what to think about a situation
>>218715958Why was Vicky thinking and worrying so much if it wasn't actually piss?
>>218716376LET'S GO LANDLORDSNO FUCKING CONTENT IN MY HOUSE!CLEAN IT UP!!
>>218716485>>218716482She signed up for this shit
>>218716492S1 at this point was nontent.
>don’t strategy snitch>we have automatic ttsfucking RETARD wiggers never fucking learn holy shit
>>218716359It's just what the actual literature says. Doesn't mean everyone in that range fits the midwit stereotype. You need a decent IQ to think you're smarter than everyone like midwits like Bashir. Your 90 IQ retard brain just doesn't grasp what IQ means and never will.
>we have tts going automaticallyWas it wise to admit that Jet?
so stop approving snitch tts you fucking RETARD
>>218716486Yeah it fuckin is I drink it and eyecup with it every day dumb nigger it's healthy
I think it's hilarious how vicky's always tossing liquid from a cup like it's her special move
Anyone share a link to the poop content? I missed it.
>>218716476You don't even need good instincts for this. Its been brewing for 4 fucking hours. You know exactly whats going to happen, yet he runs right fucking next to her zoomed all the way in, shaking the camera all around. Its such dogshit, zero point in having the handheld if this is the quality.
Jet is right you know
in the light of recent humiliations, its an honor to be joined by content creating fishAND NOT UGLY ASS NONTENT TWIN GOBLINS LIKE THE BITCH THAT WON SEASON 1THEY SHOULD FUCKING DIE
>automatic ttsno wonder there's snitching you dumb fucking lazy wiggers
>automatically letting it throughyeah right, faggot.
This is their fifth season in a row of letting snitch TTSes through, by the way.
>>218716450My beautiful Mid Justaminx/Billie Eilish/Pennywise clone
My nigga Head living the life
That intervention from Landon actually made it exciting for a change, fuck you Jet.
>>218716492>>218716527Sam wasn't around for most of S1.
>don't strat snitch bro TTS is on automeanwhile all the wiggers are balls deep staring at their phones. lazy ass faggots
>>218716531is that a berserk brand
All those people in the basement and they have TTS running on auto
>guys I did it!>completely failedVicky is utterly repulsive. Send this whore home.
>>218716529the depth of wigger incompetence is astounding
>>218716527that was the prototype pilotthis is season 5 lil bro
>maybe we should have someone reading through the TTS'no shit
Show me the blonde girl's tummy right now
>ah jeez why do you guys keep snitching making us have to do work?
i got off for 5 minutes what happened
It's a shame we don't have many employees that could quickly glance over at a screen to check for 2 seconds if something is strategy snitching.We'll have to figure it out for season 6!
>>218716424Fatty is not human
It's automatic TTS because Sam is out, they've let 5 Marky TTS already and also a Ryan Dunn TTS
>>218716520He might actually just be horny retard brained kek
>>218716570Because they’re broke
Its so fucking clear how much Jet wants Vicky to be a thing, he's seething.Director cam doesnt even catch JD destroying the kratom or bashir destroying the trees last night in jungle
>>218716482her and emma are about to lock themselves in the jungle room and talk about it for hours
What did I miss? Why was Jet talking?
>>218716546and she can't even do it right
@productionliterally just vibecode a tts approval thing that flags tts if they seem to be revealing contestant stratgies or saying what specific contestants are doingthis shit is free now
>>218716513he kinda won me over when he was reading to the twins the other dayhe just seems mildly autistic so he says/does dumb shit at the wrong time but other than that he is alright
>>218716550right about what? every fucking season they say don’t strategy snitch and every fucking season they let snitch tts through. they’re so incompetent.
>>218716568yeah, why no one asked him about it yet.
faggotry
>>218716562im rooting for the weird jd and landon alliance. if jd never actually snakes him or anything hes honestly not a bad dude but he seems like he will
This season is just fat ugly bastard worship
>>218716529>>218716542Oh cool.Gonna put through a TTS that's just their address lol enjoy wiggers!
>>218716547it was just piss nontent
>>218716570they're too busy reading the threads
BRAVE VICKY MOGGED RAPIST LANDON
>>218716568yeah
WHAT JUST HAPPENED CAN I GET A QRD
>>218716562Landon was literally waiting, primed outside the door well before that because she walked into the bedroom earlier with the piss and he told her to fuck off, and she did.The snitch didn't matter.
i really like heads feet
NOT A DELAY ON TTS!!!!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>218716581piss on the floor. poop in the tub
>>218716582Mints hard at work as usual
>>218716585Right, what about Jet being a groomer and TTS about Ellie?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE WIGGERS DOING IN THE BASEMENT THEN????
>>218716571Vicky is fun to hate on. Emma sucks way more and wants to control the show
>>218716367Ellie always looked good, she just wasn't entertaining.
head is the key to all of this, if we can get him working
Qrd on what happened today? I was watching drama videos about the rogansphere instead.
>>218716578
>>218716604DO YOUR JOB JET FAGGOT
Damn this might be the worst season of all time.......
>>218716625>ITT
why is emma still allying with vicky? is she stupid?
FOR THOSE NOT WATCHING PRODUCTION FUCKED UP AGAIN
Mints needs to shave and femme up again like last time
>>218716527this happened on day 5 of S1
>>218716604tts making people do things is always lame to me even if its not really snitching
>>218716616PEEPEE POOPOO HAHAHA
Bingo the angel of /ftl/
Can we get 25 days of the cell challenge over and over again at least they would be doing something
why does this enrage zoomers?
Nobody is actually watching the jacuzzi cam right?
>there are peoplem unironically watching the twins in the dinning room doing fuckall>because of people like this they'll win the season
>>218716604I dont see a problem with this. She should have acted faster
>>218716604holy based he thought it was clorox and he still sacrificed himself
>>218716637wrong
>>218716581the kratom addict was gonna peepee bomb jd but someone snitched on tts and landon blocked it
Cooling down on head
>>218716640They're women. No shit.
>>218716590that's just because mints is a fucking moron and he's too lazy to not have the director on the handheld cam 24/7
>>218716644this is the only thing that happened over the entire first 5 days of season 1
>>218716536Midwit isn't a just stereotype dummy. It means middling intelligence. 10% of the population has an iq over 120 (90th percentile).
>AWW MANN THAT SUUUCKKED, instead of her being able to pour the hot dog water onto JD landon intercepted it and now we don't have content>MAANNN that would have been so exciting if we got to see someone get shit poured on them for the hundredth time>AAWW snitching on that was NOT COOL, we need to do something to prevent this in the future so we can see people pour shit onto one another without plotting
>>218716610what about poop shoe?
>>218716512I know he was. But the tts reassures his suspicions and thus leads to him being even more alert.lmao, that's to be expected
>>218716649THAT'S BONGO
Why are LAND stox tanking?
>>218716640Does it even matter? Nobody is going to do anything. Vicky would be the easiest to fuck with, yet everybody is too spineless to hassle her.
>>218716214taylor
the wiggers are the most useless, incompetent and dumb fucking faggots on the planet.
Is the bathtub stuff to distract how weird production is with girls, or simply a extension?
mints and anissa in bkinis lined up in a cake judging competition
>>218716670hasn't happened yet
>>218716492Yes we need a big gorilla nigger retard sitting on his laptop for 8 hours every single day. Literally the indian cunt on the robot is more content than sam ATP
I actually can't believe how bad handheld has been so far. ALL the shots are so fucking zoomed in, any time there is action or movement, the camera is all over the fucking place, they are standing RIGHT next to the fucking person doing something. How are they so inept at pointing a camera and holding it still.
>>218716653i finished in the first 5 minutes so there's no point now
>>2187166401) yes, and 2) she wants vicky as a lightning rod while she gets to stand back from any chaos
>>218716654i knew this was going to happen as soon as they walked in. the wiggers love them
>>218716649ugly aids ridden retard
>>218716653Im on Drake cam and he keeps walking in there.They better pay him well for this shit
>>218716653I am
>>218716595>vicky was supposed to throw hotdog water on jd because jd ruined her kratom>tts snitched to them because the wiggers had it on auto and weren't paying attention>the second she tired it, jannylandon stepping in and blocked her, so she failed>jetty upsetti pls no stitchDead show
>>218716651real shit do the cell. get the buckets. see if someone can last the whole season in there
>>218716649That’s skinny bongo anon
Every season >There will be no strategy snitching through TTSTTS proceeds to snitch
>>218716645agree, kills the point of the show imo
This bitch doesn't know how to clip nails you aren't supposed to angle hard on the corners if at all. This old fat nigga is about to get ingrown toenails.
Listening to Vicky still try and insist she "won" when she smells like piss, had her whole plan dismantled by a retarded fucking janitor, and barely got anything on JD makes me want to crush her head like a fucking watermelon.>>218716671He was already standing at attention and could see the door opening, it made no difference, he knew she had piss.
>>218716630some anon jacked off to Head's feet and made us all switch timelines
>>218716653nope
>I'M STRONGER THAN MOST OF THE MEN HERE
do the guys have a plant at all anymore? because now every single guy fucking hates vicky more than anybody else
>>218716676Nah, someone from the canceled bg2
>>218716679@jet take notes
>>218716698>>218716672faceblindness is a sign of autismgo get yourself checked
I wish I had the confidence and charisma of Head
>>218716673wigger market manipulation for acting on a snitch TTSyou didn't think stox were genuine did you?
>>218716678Yes. The whole point of this season is wigger pr rehabilitation. Don't fall for their wigger mind tricks.
>>218716716Make her test that
i know they get more money that way but the funnest parts of s3 was when they were heavily moderating the TTS for famous house
You guys ready for "I didn't even shit, I was just fucking with her and she got so freaked out! HAHAHA".
>>218716673bc the audience is full of retards that flip on a dime
This is fucking nasty
JET YOU FORGOT THE FISHTANK!!!!!
>>218716673he took what was believed a bottle of piss for JDfucking whiteknight
this is peak levels of poophouse
>>218716619this nigga has been gooning to head's feet since at least 10pm last night
Anissa is cool
>>218716726Ashleigh is bongo it was on her account nigger
>>218716582every time they cut nobody looks remotely busy
Vicky is an ugly dumb fat junky bitch and everytime she fails and cries and suffers I smileAnother $10 to Jet Neptune!
Jet sucks man
>>218716666>It means middling intelligence.It fucking doesn't you illiterate retard. It's the reddit stereotype where you think you have it all figured out but just regurgitate popular factoids.Average intelligence is 100 by definition.
>>218716654>>218716690Josie has lived rent free in your minds since day 1 of season 1
anissa is a FREAK
Hate this faggot like you wouldn't believe. Dogshit director cam, ruins everything fun about the show, arrogant fucking cunt.
>>218716652why does this engage old faggots?
>james overtaken landonFUCK YES FUCK THAT RETARDED NO CONTENT BORING FAGGOT
>>218716660Porn with men in it is gay
don't worry guys, bam's wife is coming soon to play cards against humanity with the fish to repair the vibes
>>218716745Yes, she posted her sister joking that she is a jewish girl, so what? literal faceblind autist
We need a vibe repair for the thread. Things are getting too out of control
>>218716649https://www.instagram.com/p/CsfP3q3LsNO/Bongo posted it and said #me. can we settle this now?
>>218716716She has no idea how much men hold back when dealing with women
The reason Season 5 feels weird is because things are running VERY smoothly for fishtank, there aren't disasters and you can't really say "what the fuck are the wiggers doing" and point to some outlandish act of mishandling the show or catastrophic vibes or hours of dead air. There's always something happening, fish actually talk amongst themselves or do their jobs. But it's never quite good. It's never awful, never amazing. It's just right. Jet gets to have his cake and eat it too but we're left starved for kino because this cast is organically benevolent and mild-tempered
Landon seething
Did Head ever poop?
About fucking time the paypigs caught up
head is winning me over again
Is that mints?That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw at the bloodgames set. That shit had to be the tightest, whitest, wettest boy pussy I’ve ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy’s nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Mints screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Mints and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you’re gonna ask me how to “long” mints, I’ll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn’t play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6’5 is the minimum and I ain’t talking about height boy.That nigga Mints stole my heart and drank my seed
So the audience is mad at Landon for content cucking?
>james takes off shirt>stox skyrocketsgay show
NEW>>218715781>>218715781>>218715781
>tfw landon is your name
>>218716769charlsmeltdown.webm
>>218716753Its not josie who was the problemit was the precident she set and her fans
strip poker with mints and the twins TONIGHT
I like James Drake's bit of saying "is that true?" to every tts because it gets them to actually respond to them
>>218716780He claims he did but probably not, guy's a dud.
robojeeta attacks psychic twin
Where are the twins
>>218716536can you point me to this 'actual literature'? midwits like yourself often brag about their supposed superior intelligence, but have zero self awareness. you're not special, and you're certainly not smarter than the average person
I will actually put in money that Vicky will get her shit kicked in by any of the guy fishes
>>218716762MEGA TRUTH NUETRON BOMB
>>218716652>lol smell my poop finger>clip my stinky toe nails>heh they are half naked in bath tubyou could easily be entertained by peekaboo
>>218716732Bash pretty much shut that shit down yesterday
>HEY EVERYBODY LANDON KEKED THE CONTENT!!!>LETS BRING IN SOME PUPPIES!!!!
Ellie loves WMAF!
This boomer is grossing me out
>>218716695This isn't what happened at all. This is what a retarded wigger thinks happened because he wasn't actually watching.Here's the true play by play.>Vicky spends half an hour sitting with the piss jar waiting to do something while TTS tells her to fucking go>after an hour she walks into the bedroom, alerting Landon who already knew about all of this from half an hour prior, he tells her to fuck off and she just walks out like a bitch>JD eventually leaves the bedroom and Landon guards the hallway because he knows that dumb bitch will try something again>Vicky finally comes out and completely flubs after getting the twins to tell her where JD is (2 feet away from the door)
>>218716802dining room practicing psychic abilities
>>218716777LOL noThey already had 2 walk outs and they have to feed another fish opiates or she'll leave too. It's probably the most poorly managed season yet
>>218716753you're one of those neckbeards in that picture aren't you? lmao how much did you donate to her?
I was nodding off of kratom and talking to purple elephants so I missed what happenedWhy didn't Vicky put musterd in the hot dog water?
what exactly is the 'strategy' of pouring piss on someone anyway?
>>218716749>not seeing the irony in this postIt's pretty obvious you're baiting. Here's your (you).
>nontent wholesome chungus guy finally does something>the paypig audience hates him for itfatally flawed show
>>218716520Snitching cucks content Dumbo
new thread>>218716823>>218716823>>218716823here>>218716823>>218716823>>218716823
>>218716822i felt this way the moment he walked in
The fat bastard bit is old, I don't need to see it.
If you masturbated while Head was on your screen, congratulations you've won the big gross lonely faggot award for 2026. We have enough for everyone
>tenacity?
Holy shit, Landon DUMPED, how is he down to 205?
yeah why did JD keep giving discounts and stuff
>>218716847Whose job is that retard?
WHO'S READY FOR CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY WITH BAM MARGERA!!!! YOU GUYS WANNA BET SOME DOLLARS OR...?
>>218716845every single time, twins wont see him as a threat now though, but i guess they will with james which isnt good either. stupid ass show
>>218716845They have to push him. This always happens. See how he responds
>>218716857I masturbated TO Head
>>218716849RETARD
>>218716843>step 1: throw piss>step 2: ???>step 3: win 50k
>>218716780What you think?
>>218716843morale rape
>>218716810does it new subway surfers playing next to it for you lil zoom
>>218716843get your stox up I guess
>>218716773You're autistic, anon... I bet you believe the twins have aids too
>>218716777What it comes down to is that fishtank as a show can't just be "meh, it's good I guess"It it maintains a solid 6-7/10 in terms of being entertaining all throughout it's basically failed as a show because it's totally forgettable. There are hundreds of other things at this quality that I can watch instead of it. Fishtank needs to constantly chase the 9 level explosive kino, even at the cost of some days being shit. Without moments like the reckoning of Alex B, the show is a flopS5 so far has not got the sauce
>>218716283Tracksuit gta tay kinda cute.She said the twins remind her of her when she was a kid.
>>218716464Real talk but why have their been so many pinoys on the show? Trish, Damiel, and Charity.. am i missing anyone?
>>218716862production astroturfing. they only brought on landon to make fun of him they hate him. bezo is more their style
>>218716843A power balance between the men and women, without the ability to freak the guys out the women have no ability to compete in certain aspects.
>>218716757His fall will be picturesque
JET ARE YOU DOING DEMONIC TWIN MAGIC
>>218716873he's just gonna sulk because the audience hates him now
say whatever you want about Vicky but at least she does shit for contentFuck Vicky doubters
>>218716833The neckbeards in that picture have lived rent free in your head since day 1 of season 1
Where did they find their indian?
Why couldn't they get a better running robot?
>>218716845I think they're more mad about Landon protecting JD, they wanted to see him get covered in mustard. I thought JD paid Landon for protection
>>218716862The wholesome chungus behavior wears thin on people after a couple days. Knowers knew this would happen
>>218716785Lol
>>218716896They love white people
new >>218716922
>>218716915This one's funnier
>>218716889>reported
>>218716911right here nigga
>>218716872>sleeps the day away>wins
>>218716757I hate this kid and want to punch his gay face every time he’s on camera
>>218716655Hi aryeh
Remember when there were at least attempts to gaslight the cast in S1-3? Now it's just Jet's friendtank poo poo pee pee playhouse.
UNC SHAT IN THE JACUZZI AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guide the indian bitch into the jacuzzi room you dumb fucks
Can't lie. The indian robot bit isn't funny anymore. Wasn't too funny to begin.
the problem with fishtank fans when they hate someone like jd, they actually hate him and dont see him as a good contestant but have no problem with emma and anissa
>>218716939all according to keikaku
Landon needs to go out next, he literally provided ZERO content so far. I don't understand how even was just behind the twins, I expect hated people like JD or Vicky to overtake him soon.
>>218716825Whats the point of landon protecting jd?
>>218716896angie
>>218716945Dude they were spamming her for like 20 minutes to go do it. Snooze you lose
>>218716881flustered so much you cant form a coherent sentence
>>218716915A crappy one run by an Indian is funnier or something I think
>>218716970>pedo posting like anyone cares what he thinks
>>218716163Average is 115, not 1201 standard deviationAnd it's incredibly unlikely that someone with an average IQ (100) has a PHD and speaks several languages (and non-germanic/non-romanic ones to boot, e.g. Japanese, Arabic). IQ is processing speed and these things are indicative of high processing speed.
someone in this house has aidsaids house, covid housejimmy fucks dogs
>>218716935anyone could do it to you too now, retard
>>218716921It's just bizarre though, Vicky's scheme failed because she did everything wrong, Landon wouldn't have been able to do anything if she did it even slightly competently.>>218716972He's a retard.
>>218716881good post
>>218716911you're right but she really, really sucks at it. she builds it up for hours, finally does it, fails, and then goes back and forth between patting herself on the back for it and complaining about retaliation for hours afterwards. it's the absolute worst type of "content" possible
>>218716803>you're certainly not smarter than the average personEven you almost definitely are and despite that you're a fucking retard. If you're actually interested just read about the fucking subject instead of yapping about a field you never even glanced at.
>>218716959Agreed. they dont understand that some people are fun to hate and actually get personally invested in ruining him and let the nontent whores skate by
>>218716972Being a bitchboy.
guy who jumps to the early bake impulsively without checking if this one is over
>final day>winner soon to be revealed>the indian robot is sitting there
>>218716991>le i havent eaten anything other than cheese and fries in my life!>le im a janitor>le scrubbing it up ai songBORING as FUCK, Landon is going out asap
>>218716959All 3 of them are shit tier
Whoever this faggot is, never put him on handheld ever again.
>>218717022hate that early baking faggot
>>218716959You should have said the twins or josie. Fishtank fans praise the most boring contestants and it hurts the show.
>>218717035he looks like carl with the hairpiece
>>218717035[HEAVY BREATHING]
>>218717035Bams friend he was awful yesterday too
>>218717035he's the best
>>218717029Kys pedo
>>218717029>pedobabble
>>218717005She's the worst traits of Tayleigh and Haley combined
>>218717029at least he doesnt watch cartoons you anime avatar posting FAGGOT
>>218717042he's literally a 40 year old suicidal pedophile
>>218716003>/ftl/ never watched scamtank>retards like you post the nontentbeing this new
>>218717035If you ask Sam he's the most talented guy in the world (that would work for him for free)
>>218716902Based
what can jet realistically do TONIGHT to save the season
miss me yet?
>>218717098Bring in Sam.
>>218716844I never claimed to not be a midwit but you retards getting upset by simple objective facts aren't even on that level. You're dumber than Boingo and Bashir.
>>218716959every season is the same shit. the actually disruptive annoying people are relentlessly hated on and removed early so the final weeks become the boring nontent faggots that skated by doing nothing during the first half
>>218717098get killed
>>218717099HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>218717098Lead Ellie out of the basement on a leash and make her dance.
>>218716843the girls don't have a strategy, they're only doing it because they saw it it happen on a previous season. at least when freddy did it, it was during the cell challenge and he was trying to get people to leave the room
>>218717099Can someone PLEASE post the clip of her melty
>>218717098Execute mints in the jungle room
>audience thinks landon is specifically protecting jd but hes a literal autistic janitor that is programmed to stop messes from happeningthese people are beyond saving and why this show sucks so much
>>218717059>>218717060>>218717079People are realizing that Landon the quirky faggot is actually a nontent piece of shit, what a fucking faggot.
New cameraman looks like Jet cosplaying as Freddy
>>218717098extend Flick the Bean for 2 more hours
Robojeeta is probably the only funny thing jet came up with
>>218717098poop hitler spongebob
>>218717136Kys pedo
>>218717098Rape Bingo
>>218717134>Gets covered in piss for no reason>Also has to mop up the piss
Everyone bored knows death stranding 2 came out today, right?
Only day 5 and he's already out of energy. This is why you don't skip eating your vegetables.
>>218717136it's more just that we're mad he saved JD from being piss thrown on him
>>218717187it wasn't even piss
>>218717171I already delivered amazon packages in the first one
>>218717171Death Stranding is boring asf
>>218717007seething and projecting your own insecurities to a thread about fishtank is next level depressing. show me the 'literature', super genius
>>218717167some sacrifices have to be made
Was it piss or hot dog water?
>>218717136vicky stood around afraid to throw some water on JD for like 30 minutes landon isn't the problem here
>>218717176This nontent piece of shit is out in like 2 days anyways
>>218717187having* not being
>>218717206water mixed with hot dog water
Admit it. He's the best contestant Jet will ever find.
>>218717212Nah it's Bashir
>>218717212obsessed
>>218717176its hard masking 24/7 especially in such a socially challenging environmenthe's at his limit after getting fingered in the mouth by Head
>>218717226That’s not Alex B
>>218716992>I demand you spoonfeed me basic shit I've been pretending I know better aboutAsk Grok or something retard.
>>218717212FAGGOT
>>218717171gay hollywood gameslop
>>218717226This but Letty and Dan
Landon crashinf out over his stocks lol
James is the only one that deserves the win honestly
>>218717226He's also why the show can never succeed. He won and they refused to pay him. Jet deserves this brutal fall into obscurity that he's experiencing
>>218717098Bring.The Freddy.Back.
Landon is a slave.A slave to the mop.A slave to the TTS.A slave to the stox.
Imagine if instead of the twins we had 2 more people who weren’t autistic and mumbling in a corner to each other all day.
>>218717192yeah but still
>>218717255What's fucking funny is it was all just a gaslight, I hope the cucks that bought his shit stocks sell them for Drake instead, but they won't, he's le hecking wholesome chungus.
>>218717263>A slave to the TTS.sounds like TJ
I actually liked Landon on like day one and despised Bashir with my guts but now it swapped, I want Landon out
>>218717258Apparently in their contracts is says that they dont have to be given shit.
>>218717258Why didn't they pay him anyway?
This indian lady sucks. Find somebody else, you hacks
Antara runs a tight ship
I like how someone always puts the twins to bed unprompted
Antara doing a better job enforcing the rules than Jet does
Fucking Yawntent
>>218717296it's a nice feature to keep a contestant "locked out" of the events if they want to get paid. that's about it. it should be more of a punishment.
>>218717226Just watch gay porn if you want burt on the show so badly
>>218717297>>218717301she's very responsible
Ignorance of the law is not an excuse give him another fine for disorderly conduct.
>>218717098wear a thong
Where’s Bingo?
This man doesn't have an ounce of talent in his bones
>>218717299fuck i missed it. i like when they interact with the twins
I've heard enough pajeet voice today
does anyone have the clip of the quaran being burned?https://x.com/errol_baer/status/2034726989811069237
>>218717296I hate that they're wasting director camera on this shit when literally anything else happening in the house is always more interesting
>>218717261Freddy can't save this shit casthe needs his cavewoman to bounce off of and they'd both be nerfed as freeloaders anyway
I FUCK YOU BLOODY
A good soldier follows orders
i love how indian accents are harder to understand the more serious they get
>>218717171and crimson desert
watch bar ptz stay absolutely still for the next 15minutes
>>218717098>what can jet realistically do TONIGHT to save the seasonA Jihad is the only way
They should fly antara out to be on the show irl
Ok let’sMove now >>218716823>>218716823
BUY ROBO
>bought charity stox on the drip to sell on the robot swap>eating good
Okay, gassing up the jeet is a funny fucking bit.
>Sleep modenight night niggas
>>218717365That’s the only bar cam that’s working too. Regular Bar keeps freezing.
Does the Indian woman have an actual purpose or is she ONLY there to be made fun of?
>>218717347it's a bunch of fans pretending they're on fishtank
>>218717398She's a valued member of production
>>218717379they have got to
It would be very funny if the jeet topped the stocks and got to take out one of the fish. Hell, just give one of the eliminations to her anyway for fun as a wildcard, she'd probably wipe out JD for being an insubordinate little faggot who can't do his job right.
>>218717416married life be like
>>218717098sleepover challenge
>>218716017you are a pedophile
>>218716216No becasue she was passed around.
>>218716340A sign of an S tier contestant is how interesting they are when alone, so far none of the cast has shown that
>>218716049The I just spiked your drink at the gay bar face
>>218716692Funny cause that's true for your pic related as well.
poop bros we finally got what we want! and sam isn't even here!
FINALLYPOOPTANKIT'S BEEN 3 SEASONSLET'S FUCKING GO
